Calling All Stalkers! It’s Nomination Time!Posted: December 29, 2014
Another year has come and gone, and you know what that means:
It’s Time for the 2014 LGF AWARDS!
A lot of significant events happened this past year: Russia invaded Crimea, Malaysia Flight 370 disappeared, Boko Haram kidnapped Nigerian school girls, ISIS became the latest threat from the Middle East, Ebola became a racist virus, Ferguson Missouri erupted in stupid, Jonathan Gruber gloated about how he screwed the American public with ObamaCare, the GOP won the Senate, Obama gave Che and Fidel a pass, and Charles Johnson grew another chin.
Stalkers and lizards alike look forward to this auspicious occasion with both amusement and dread. Lizards worry that they may be named and become fodder for mocking, both on and off Little Green Footballs, and stalkers root for their favorite ignints while enjoying copious amounts of beer and cake. So here are the categories:
THE BUZZSAW AWARD: This traditional award goes for the best flounce of the year and includes those few daring and intrepid lizards who sat/stepped/stomped upon the LGF eggshells, shamelessly collecting downdings while paddling against the fetid current of The Swamp.
THE IRISH ROSE AWARD: This time-honored classic gives due recognition to the greatest lizard-lapping suck-up sycophant of the year. No one’s ever topped the drooling puppy-eyed vicious loyalty of Paula “Irish Rose” Connell. Think “Thank you Charles” and you’ve got the gist of it. If you sucked like a Hoover, blew like Katrina, bent over and grabbed your ankles to make Charles flush with joy, you’ve got a decent chance of winning.
THE JOHNSON AWARD: Prestigious as it may sound, it is anything but; it always goes to The Magical Jazzy Ponytail himself. It serves to illuminate and preserve the most inane post/comment/tweet composed by (as the late Andrew Breitbart fondly referred to him) “Fuckface,” so nominate your favorite ClusterChuck here.
THE MILYO: This Award was added in 2012 for the purpose of giving kudos to he/she/those whose efforts exemplified the highest quality of Johnson smackdowns, pwnage and shutuppery outside of Diary of Daedalus. This category has proven to be a tough one as Little Green Footballs drifts further into obscurity and the blogosphere continues to ignore Charles Johnson – except for us.
Post your Nominations for each category below (lurkers, now’s your chance to be counted) and we’ll compile the list of finalists for voting.