Calling All Stalkers! It’s Nomination Time!

Another year has come and gone, and you know what that means:

It’s Time for the 2014 LGF AWARDS!

A lot of significant events happened this past year: Russia invaded Crimea, Malaysia Flight 370 disappeared, Boko Haram kidnapped Nigerian school girls, ISIS became the latest threat from the Middle East, Ebola became a racist virus, Ferguson Missouri erupted in stupid, Jonathan Gruber gloated about how he screwed the American public with ObamaCare, the GOP won the Senate, Obama gave Che and Fidel a pass, and Charles Johnson grew another chin.

Stalkers and lizards alike look forward to this auspicious occasion with both amusement and dread. Lizards worry that they may be named and become fodder for mocking, both on and off Little Green Footballs, and stalkers root for their favorite ignints while enjoying copious amounts of beer and cake. So here are the categories:

The Buzzsaw Award 2014THE BUZZSAW AWARD: This traditional award goes for the best flounce of the year and includes those few daring and intrepid lizards who sat/stepped/stomped upon the LGF eggshells, shamelessly collecting downdings while paddling against the fetid current of The Swamp.

 

Irish Rose Award 100THE IRISH ROSE AWARD: This time-honored classic gives due recognition to the greatest lizard-lapping suck-up sycophant of the year. No one’s ever topped the drooling puppy-eyed vicious loyalty of Paula “Irish Rose” Connell. Think “Thank you Charles” and you’ve got the gist of it. If you sucked like a Hoover, blew like Katrina, bent over and grabbed your ankles to make Charles flush with joy, you’ve got a decent chance of winning.

THE JOHNSON AWARDThe Johnson Award 100: Prestigious as it may sound, it is anything but; it always goes to The Magical Jazzy Ponytail himself. It serves to illuminate and preserve the most inane post/comment/tweet composed by (as the late Andrew Breitbart fondly referred to him) “Fuckface,” so nominate your favorite ClusterChuck here.

THE MILYOMILYO AWARD 100: This Award was added in 2012 for the purpose of giving kudos to he/she/those whose efforts exemplified the highest quality of Johnson smackdowns, pwnage and shutuppery outside of Diary of Daedalus. This category has proven to be a tough one as Little Green Footballs drifts further into obscurity and the blogosphere continues to ignore Charles Johnson – except for us.

Post your Nominations for each category below (lurkers, now’s your chance to be counted) and we’ll compile the list of finalists for voting.

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121 Comments on “Calling All Stalkers! It’s Nomination Time!”

  1. just poop says:

    is anybody left at LGF?
    can any of us brave the slow loading POS malwae ridden bogshite to even check ?

    it’s like the baltimore obits

  2. Bunk X says:

    I wanna know where the Twittershare button went.

  3. Kurts strongly worded request. Not a threat YET says:

    Gus better not win a fucking thing, you hear me! NOT ONE FUCKING THING

    Dark Falcon is going to be a winner this year. My Dad says I’m a loser
    SCREW HIM

    Vote for Kurt ! ( or else )

    • Because Twinklethumbs says:

      I’m gonna make up a category just for him: Twinklethumbs. For most tweets sent from a Virgin Mobile Obamaphone. Gus gets the Twinklethumbs award, thumbs down.

  4. Octopus says:

    I can’t remember a single flounce. Is there anyone left to flounce?

    • pineapple says:

      I think Satt and NJD are phasing themselves out as they should….. no need for them to be there anymore.

      I guess Obdicut is still missing…… I think he’d rather just play hide the beef bologna anymore.

  5. Octopus says:

    THE IRISH ROSE AWARD — Alouette (ugh)
    THE JOHNSON AWARD — For his fearless Ferguson race-baiting, from Day One. Truly vile.
    THE MILYO — Nick Searcy
    THE BUZZSAW — ?

    • Because says:

      There are Buzzsaws. We just recently had a thread about somebody who got eleventy downdings for blasphemy. But I’m pretty sure it was a sock. That’s what he’s down to at this point. Nobody real left to flounce.

      I miss Lood. They don’t make Lizards like they used to.

      • Octopus says:

        The Great Lewd-Freak Von Climageddon, and the lovely Miss Sss. They are sorely missed. And he never got to flounce, either. Fatass just “retired” him, one sad evening. 😦

        If we can’t come up with a 2014 Flounce nominee, we might have to resurrect Lewd-Wank one last time, and let him have his Final Say. Sparing No One! 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Maybe we could make one up for Killgore. He never got the chance to tell them to eff off.

      • Because says:

        The “Kale”? The “Fiddlefixer”? The “FatLesbianNeighbor”?

    • rightymouse says:

      I second your nominations. 🙂

    • kbdabear says:

      I second the nomination of Nick Searcy for The Milyo. Searcy not only takes joy in hammering away at Fatass on Twitter, but he’s picked up the habit of referring to him as “Fatass” instead of the “Jazzy Ponytail” which doesn’t bother Fatass

  6. Because says:

    Looks like Chunk just got a manna dump from David Duke. He’s going to be tweeting for the next week about this. The webs are going to be covered in little green twittersplooge.

  7. Octopus says:

    I didn’t know Duke was still alive, to be honest. You never hear about him anymore. Might as well be flogging the corpse of Robert Byrd, the longtime colleague of Sen. Ted Kennedy and loads of other Dem politicians. Big man in the KKK, once upon a time.

    • Octopus says:

      Remember when Fatass used to flog Byrd regularly, with much mention of his KKK-past? I do! 😆

      http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/14921_Byrd_Backpedals

      Byrd Backpedals
      By Charles Johnson
      3/03/05 8:37:13 am • Views: 1,256
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      Robert Byrd seems to realize in some dim fashion that he may have crossed a line, with a pitifully weak, dishonest denial: Byrd Denies Comparing Republicans to Nazis.

      WASHINGTON – Sen. Robert Byrd’s description of Adolf Hitler’s rise to power was meant as a warning to heed the past and not as a comparison to Republicans, a spokesman for the West Virginia Democrat says.

      Nonetheless, two Jewish groups and a pair of GOP politicians chastised the senator on Wednesday, including one who recalled Byrd’s Ku Klux Klan membership as a young man. Byrd’s comments, which he made Tuesday in the Senate, came during his speech criticizing a Republican plan to block Democrats from filibustering President Bush’s judicial nominees.

      “Terrible chapters of history ought never be repeated,” said Tom Gavin, spokesman for Byrd. “All one needs to do is to look at history to see how dangerous it is to curb the rights of the minority.”

      Sen. Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, the Senate’s No. 3 Republican, called for Byrd to retract his comments, saying they “lessen the credibility of the senator and the decorum of the Senate.”

      Ken Mehlman, chairman of the Republican National Committee, called the remarks “poisonous rhetoric” that are “reprehensible and beyond the pale.”

      The Nazi/Hitler rhetoric really is getting worse out there at the fringes of the Democratic Party, and the poison is spreading into the mainstream.

      This seems a much more serious transgression than the one that forced Trent Lott to resign. Will anyone on the left side of the aisle stand up and call for Byrd’s resignation?

      UPDATE at 3/3/05 9:09:54 am:

      While Byrd blithely compares America to Nazi Germany and gets a pass from his party, over at Daily “Screw Them” Kos the Kidz are whining about Republican “hate speech” (you’re going to laugh when you see what they’re calling “hate speech”) and clamoring for Republican Congressman Jim Gibbons’ resignation. (Hat tip: Geoffrey.)

      Jim Gibbons, an extremist Republican Congressman from Nevada, offers the latest version of the GOP “dissent is treason” talking points, coupled with the threat of violence against political opponents:

      “I say we tell those liberal, tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, hippie, tie-dyed liberals to go make their movies and their music and whine somewhere else,” Gibbons said to another burst of applause. …

      He said that they are the same people who wanted to go to Iraq and become human shields for the enemy.

      “I say it’s just too damn bad we didn’t buy them a ticket,” Gibbons said.

      Laughter rippled through the room, mingled with more applause. (Emphasis added.)

      This kind of hate speech has no place in civil society. By engaging in such base commentary, Rep. Gibbons has declared himself unfit to hold office and must resign.

      It’s like looking into a funhouse mirror, reading the Old Chunkster. Same rhetoric, same talk about “hate speech,” same knee-jerk cut-and-paste “journalism.” Just switched sides, overnight. Lunatic. 😆

    • Because says:

      Grosso says you should respect the dead and stop talking about Senator Kleagle. Then there’s Andy Breitbart…

  8. Because huh? says:

  9. Octopus says:

    Oh NOOOOEEESSS!!1! It’s a “permanent cloud of methane!” From fracking and stuff. We have to stop capitalism and fossil fuels and SUV’s and Republicans and all those greedy bastards, before it’s too late. But it’s already too late! It’s A PERMANENT CLOUD OF METHANE!!! 😯

    • Because says:

      New Mexico is covered by a cloud the size of Delaware? I think we have an innumeracy problem here.

    • Because says:

      Somebody needs a dictionary. “Plume” doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.

    • dwells38 says:

      The only solution is to go full on Commie. See Cuba’s still pristine.

    • swamprat says:

      I bet climate scientists are happy to have this permanent methane located in the atmosphere where they are able to test its effects on global warming.
      Now they can prove the true results of global warming and especially the hypothesis of methane as a warming gas.
      I eagerly awaiting the results of the many global warming studies which I am sure will soon come forth.

      Or the whole thing is bogus and there will be no studies because the story is a lie.

      • Because says:

        Or,

        All this shows is how sensitive the detection equipment is. That’s usually what these things are all about. They have an instrument that can “see” parts per billion. I can make a cloud of methane that big just by farting.

  10. Because and? says:

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah so does the Preezydunce regularly meeting with the greazy sleazy Al (not so) Sharpton. The mumbling incoherent race baiter, former coke user and dealer turned informant cuz he got caught, defender of anyone black even when they’re criminals and or obviously lying. Oh and don’t forget also a barely literate moron who can’t make it through a broadcast without hilariously mispronouncing household words and names. But he gets face time with arguably the most powerful man in the world.

      Yes David Duke is a white nationalist. He’s for white European culture but says he’s not against blacks er something. But the Preezydunce has been around white hating pseudo scholars and radical black supremacists and America hating groups and Communists his whole life. So ever since the Dems went mostly moonbat commie radical they too have embarrassing associations with Jew haters, truthers, radical muslims, etc… There are a lot less Repubs tied to right radicals than on the left by comparison.

      But Chunky and Gus and the Preezydunce don’t have a problem with that.

  11. dwells38 says:

    And in the “Who in the hell in their right mind wants to be a cop?” category:

    Gun-Related Police Deaths Jump 56% In 2014…

    http://weaselzippers.us/209550-gun-related-police-deaths-jump-56-in-2014/

    That’s why everyone appreciates the dangerous work they do…..Oh wait, they don’t!

  12. Ludwigged Out Van Quick Quack is sure to be on one of the red commie full bore earth first climate kills web sites, go a trolling for him and have him write his flounce and I will use one of my socks to post it on little green pond scum dog blog.

  13. From time to time there is one loon that post nut stuff on watts up web site late at night with real long words and a bad case of loon tune sea risings. May be Prof. without a cause lud…

    • Because says:

      There are a lot of trolls at WUWT. And too many regular commenters who haven’t learned the pig mud wrestling rule.

  14. swamprat says:

    Retweeted by charles

    “Best thing on the Internet yesterday was @hunterw calling @ChuckCJohnson’s bluff by challenging him to a boxing match, & Chuck running away. ”

    First we had the scientific theory and proof, then we rose to consensus and now we have ascended to the pinnacle of reason; physical combat!
    Who knows how far we can go? Perhaps we can decide things next by calling for a hit or burning down a house.
    I truly admire the left, they not afraid of an argument and will go to any lengths to prove the superiority of their position.

    • Octopus says:

      Ooohh, the ever-scary Internet Tough Guy! Calling you out, Ginger. That you didn’t drop what you were doing and hop on a plane to wherever he lives in order to duke it out is proof-positive that you are a scaredy-cat. 😆

      The idea of Fatass playing with his moobs and chortling over somebody else’s imagined win in internet bluster is pretty rich. Too rich for me.

      • kbdabear says:

        Remember Goos talking about how tough he could be because he’d punch out John Wayne?

        The Duke would have squashed him flat and faxed him to his mother

    • dwells38 says:

      Really? Best thing on the internet yesterday? Whatever you say. Your the one with a blog. I’m sure it was better than going to LGF.

  15. kbdabear says:

    I assume that Kragar and Gus whack off on dresses in the Junior Miss section and it’s up to them to prove that they didn’t

  16. kbdabear says:

    Ginger now has 19.5K followers, at or close to 8K more than Fatass

    I don’t know for sure since the Brave Fatass Twitter Warrior blocked me even though I’ve never tweeted nor replied to him

    • Arachne says:

      Me too. I think he didn’t like me snotting about his follower-failure compared to Ginger. Gus blocked me too – never tweeted either one of them (although I did a defensive block of both their accounts when Fatass tried to use the reply trap on me a couple of years ago —

  17. dwells38 says:

    Could happen to anybody – you’re just hanging around somewhere, suddenly you’re surrounded by white supremacists. Those darned white hoods.
    36 minutes ago

    Republicans are trying to deflect the Scalise scandal by saying he’s not a racist – he just hangs out with white supremacists by mistake.
    43 minutes ago

    Nice to see Republicans deciding this is no problem. @costareports @JohnFeehery
    55 minutes ago

    It’s one of those days when right wingers are WHAT-ABOUTing all over Twitter.
    57 minutes ago

    How does the GOP respond when a top Republican politician speaks at a David Duke conference? By supporting him. lgf.bz/1A8E5YV
    1 hour ago

    Like Eric Holder finding himself speaking to racist New Black Panthers, radical Muslims and Communist and anarchist OWSers at a supposed “protest” against police overuse of deadly force.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Wear gloves next time.

  19. kbdabear says:

    Most of those people with a full fridge in a warm apartment WORK to get them instead of spending their waking hours on Twitter and Loony Groveling Failures

    I think they’ve E-A-R-N-E-D the right to bitch and complain

    • trebob says:

      This almost makes me feel sorry for old Gus. Having a warm place to stay and food to eat is the minimum for survival and here he is inferring that one should be content that you were able to survive 2014 under the Unicorn Messiah’s economic dream. While I agree that is an accomplishment, Gus (and others) totally miss the wonder that is the United States, because here it’s OK that you aren’t satisfied your station in life or with just survival and if you want more you are able, through your own efforts, to get more and keep more. Gus wants someone else to give him just enough to get by and he feels that you should be happy with that.

      What a sad, pathetic man.

      • Octopus says:

        He really is a disaster of a human being. But, it’s like with Chunky McDumbth, who can’t code worth a crap, was a lousy guitar player, burned every human relationship he ever had, and now is reduced to tweeting one idiotic trolling comment after another, all day, every day. You feel bad that anyone is so fucked up, but they’re such assholes, you are forced to mock them. You couldn’t help them if you wanted to, and lots of people have tried.

    • Octopus says:

      The “full frig” is the best part, btw. Especially on a cold December night. 😉

      • swamprat says:

        Got propane, wood, clothes dryer set so heat can vent inside. Fridge is full, pantry likewise.
        I’m set.
        Those who voted for Obama are often those who least afford to do so.

      • Octopus says:

        You know, Gus, you probably don’t have to freeze alone like you’re doing. You could wangle yourself a free shower at the Y or a kindly person’s house, put on your least-rancid outfit from the Goodwill folks, and go looking for a nice warm human woman to cuddle with.

        Lord knows, you haven’t got much to offer long-term, but there must be a lonely gal out there in the mountains, who’s down on her luck and self-esteem, and willing to settle for a one-nighter with an Argentine cowboy nursing a bum leg. Use that limp, for sympathy, and to help with the backstory. Say you hurt it in some heroic way, that can’t be checked.

        She won’t be asking too many questions, anyway. She’s an SSBBW, looking for a slumpbuster, and not in any better position to dicker than you are. Heheh…dicker. Anyway, good luck!

      • windbag says:

        Who the hell keeps Cheetos in a fridge?

    • dwells38 says:

      I’m not sure I’d be up for a full frig unless I had a warm apartment and my health. Maybe a half a frig 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, Scratchy. My guess is they either have a full fridge OR a warm house. Since these days even making my salary, I can’t afford BOTH.

  20. Because isn't that what unions do? says:

    Sounds like Chunky’s anti-organized labor. Report him to the Teamsters.

    • Octopus says:

      Isn’t that what the Left has been begging for? They want the NYPD to stop arresting black criminals, who occasionally resist and get hurt or dead. So, let’s see how Sharpton does in keeping his People from going ham, during the union slowdown, which of course is a time-honored leftist-unionist tactic that should be above Chunky’s reproach. 😆

  21. swamprat says:

    513 Prof. Backpfeifengesicht, PhD Dec 30, 2014 4:42:39pm

    Myroslava Petsa @myroslavapetsa
    Follow

    What do you do when you meet someone accused of ordering mass killings? In Oliver Stone’s case, you befriend that person [#Yanukovych]. Ugh

    cough…Bill Ayers…cough

  22. pineapple says:

    Backwoods Sleuth says she rarely goes out anymore because… well… GUNZ!

    No dear, you don’t get out much anymore because you can’t get your fat ass out of the chair and do something other than post idiotic shit on LGF.

    Maybe you could shave your armpits to knit a sweater. Maybe you’d have enough left over to knit a cozy for Mr. Sleuth.

    She’s a registered Republican but she votes Democrat (sic) how’s that for logic?

    • Octopus says:

      She doesn’t sound too crazy, does she?

      Get in line for the shrink, Hillbilly Gumshoe. We’ll find you a clue.

  23. swamprat says:

    The blog that loves the left and all things therein are wringing their collective(!) hands over
    .
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    wait for it…
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    .
    .
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    Stalin-love!

    they make it so easy, sometimes mocking them is like laughing at a climate scientist floundering in a july snowstorm in Egypt.

  24. pineapple says:

    THE BUZZSAW — Ed Dantes
    This is a slow motion flounce, it may not even be complete yet.

    THE IRISH ROSE AWARD — Alouette (ugh)
    This “weeble wobble” has something like 49 grand-kids. They don’t have vaginas in her family, they call em’ lady clown cars.

    THE JOHNSON AWARD — Jabba the Chunk of course.

    THE MILYO — Nick Searcy methinks.

  25. Because says:

    Let’s see which Chuck Johnson turns out to be right about this. I’m putting my vault full of quatloos on Ginger.

    http://gotnews.com/breaking-gotnews-name-person-interest-sony-hack/

  26. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 11m11 minutes ago

    In my wingnut days I avoided events like CPAC. Now I sort of wish I hadn’t – might have woken me up sooner to the true nature of the right.

    Golly. Perhaps you could have avoided the hypocrisy of accusing others that you encouraged into being like you. And then lying about your past.
    Just a thought. Of course I’m not saying jealous rage over Pam Geller played a part. Or that you were subverted by a crossdressing alleged muslima.

    • pineapple says:

      It’s really getting old…. repeating the “why I left the right” thing…. like it’s some sort of dramatic revelation that needs to be revisited over and over again.

      Nobody gives a fuck you pockmarked faced fat-ass.

      • dwells38 says:

        Chunk’s epiphany or aka Why I was a vicious fucker toward libtard Idiotarians but now bizarrely and insanely want to be one.

    • Kurts double seater says:

      he avoided events like CPAC because Southwest airlines told him he would have to purchase two seats

      #cheapskate

  27. dwells38 says:

    In my wingnut days I avoided events like CPAC. Now I sort of wish I hadn’t – might have woken me up sooner to the true nature of the right.
    14 minutes ago

    Is this not RICH? He’s been railing on Scalise in tweet after tweet all day for claiming he didn’t realize the event where he spoke in 2002 (one event mind you) was for white nationalists. If he had any other associations in the last 13 years, believe me Chunky would be shouting it from the Twittertops.

    Yet Chunky pretends to know nothing about what goes on at CPAC!!! And after just admitting to having been a “wingnut” for all those years and running a blog catering to the right and being a blog daddy to Pam Geller. Didn’t he repost whole photo essays (created by others of course) showing the CPAC speakers and the topics?

    Chunky Johnson is a crooked little fat rat liar. Only a complete idiot would claim that he was too stupid to realize he was among racists instead of the truth, which is that the right is not racist and his classical liberal stance, fit right in with most Republicans who are generally rather liberal. The problem is Chunky is a narcissistic sociopath, a freakazoid weirdo with a sick mean streak and a pathological liar.

  28. dwells38 says:

    Milyo goes to Searcy’s epic slapdown and butt reaming of Chunky the Ass Clown.
    Johnson Award – take your pick for massive moron hypocrisy on nearly all major issues.

  29. Octopus says:

    I like her voice. Don’t know nothin’ about her politics! 😉

  30. swamprat says:

    The IrishRose needs to go to CuriousLurker in her spurious burka.
    The milyo to Nick Searcy or GingerJohnson
    The Buzzsaw sadly to DarkFalcon with some sort of mention about Killgore. To give them credit, they at least would make vague efforts against the more laughable lefty memes.

  31. Octopus says:

    A bit more lemon and salt for that ouchy papercut, Porky Icarus? 😆

  32. Octopus says:

    Why, Chunky, why?! You must tell us, if you know. You’re in the loop, right?

  33. Octopus says:

    I couldn’t help noticing that Ginger is pals with Stranahan…uh-oh! That’s ungood. 😉

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/12/30/fbi-briefed-on-theory-sony-hack-was-inside-job-not-from-n-korea/

    Feebs doubling down, as evidence of inside-job mounts. This could turn into a real embarrassment. 😳

  35. pineapple says:

    Oh I misunderstood the Johnson Award

    OK take two….. his obsession with Ginger.

    Ginger becoming an internet powerhouse in a few months at a pace that Fuckface will NEVER be able to compete with.
    Truly he IS the “Lesser Johnson” and it drives him and his nut-jobs crazy.

  36. Octopus says:

    But you shit the bed every day, Fatass. And Ginger is scooping you like Chunky Monkey ice cream, on every story. All you can do is sob petulantly, and giggle falsely. You always giggle falsely.

    • pineapple says:

      Yea no kidding…. Ginger is just running rings around fatass. Nothing seems to bother him so there is no way to fight back. I swear it’s driving them out of their friggin’ minds.

      Ginger has blocked them all… the Twitter anger directed at him post after post after post after post … he is not even seeing.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      this is a 65 year old man with a ponytail making this tweet

      a grown fucking adult ladies and gentlemen.

      BRAVO Charles !

      You are an inspiration to all middle aged guys of just how far one can get in their mid 60’s
      /

  37. Octopus says:

    The envy! It burns! 😆

  38. swamprat says:

    charles is as obsessed by his more successful namesake as he has been with his metaphysically challenged nemesis, Breitbart.

  39. Octopus says:

    I bet that Shahana gal, down the road a piece in Culver City, could fix that broken code for you. You should get her number from Ginger. She was a big-time systems analyst at Sony. Kinda hawt, too. You could show her your comics collection, see if she’s turned on…

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      the whole world can use programs with ease, that somehow the expert computer man can’t make work

      charles you have the slowest shittiest website on the planet. thank God there is no reason or value in visiting it, I would go crazy with the malware and popups!

  40. Bunk X says:

    I nominate Mandy Nagy for the Milyo.

  41. Doppel Milyo says:

    Nick Searcy for the Milyo. Although there are many who thump Charles on a regular basis, he absolutely eviscerated him on numerous occasions this year

    Gotta give Killgore trout the buzzsaw. He tried to earn it for at least 2 years. He was a dick then and he’s a dick now. I guess he finally became a big enough dick to get his award

    Gotta give Gus the Irish Rose. Does it come with a cash award? Dude needs some weed and pot pie

    The Johnson AKA Asshole award. Charles wins this every year

    • trebob says:

      Yeah, definitely Gus for the Irish Rose. He’s the man sycophant fer shure.

      Searcy was certainly the most fearless Charles basher, but there are a number of Milyo honorable mentions. (Everyone Charles got in a slap fight/brasnap with)

      There was a sorta flounce, still trying to search memory files. Many damaged and abused. come back to Buzzsaw.

      Charles “Don’t call me Chuck!” Johnson for the Icky Johnson award (of course)

  42. apachewhoknows says:

    So, to be mean to Charles and the slow slugs of the green bog blog.

    http://www.wattsupwiththat.com/

    44,000,000 hits for 2014

    Heck I thing Ludwigged Out Van Quick Quack posts there now as the resident lead loon.

  43. beeed says:

    I nominate me, because me. I’ll take any award.

  44. Arachne says:

    Ginger’s up to 22.6K followers. What’s Fatass stuck at?

    • Octopus says:

      11.6, and holding. Barely.

      He’s got 1000 followers for every member of LGF. Pretty amazing. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        So, let’s do a little math. I believe at the time we started this contest, somewhere in either late October or early November, Fatass had something like 10.3K followers and Ginger had 8.5K (I remember we were saying he had something like 2K less than Fatass. Let’s be mindful that it took Fatass over TWO YEARS to accumulate those 10K followers and he had been stuck at less than 5K forever. Which has always led me to believe that that big surge was purchasing following with the tip money.

        So even by conservative estimates, it took Fatass almost 2.5 years to amass 11.6K followers and he had produced a little less than 70K tweets.. Ginger got on Twitter much the same time, but now has 22.6K followers and has only sent out 41K tweets, and has accumulated 14K followers in three months – 3K more than Fatass has been able to muster in 2.5 years.

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