Merry Christmas Charles

CJ under-a-rock1

In the spirit of the season we will not do a thread today mocking your paranoia about Nazis led by Ron Paul taking over the globe. Merry Christmas, Charles, and try to enjoy yourself for one day.

Eating is an activity that you do very well Charles!

[Updated with archive photo. – Briarius]


65 Comments on “Merry Christmas Charles”

  1. Abu bin Squid says:

    ICYMI: Merry Christmas and Charles Fuckface Johnson sucks. Goos, too.

  2. rightymouse says:

    This is just pathetic. Two posters? That’s it?

  3. Because penis penis penis lol says:

  4. Because penis penis penis lol says:

    What’s wrong with this picture?

  5. Macker says:

    Merry Christmas to Daedalus, the BRC, and all DoD denizens! As for selrahC, well, what can I say.

  6. kbdabear says:

    Once again, the software designers have failed Fatass

  7. Octopus says:

    The feeling Utter Fail, when you realize you don’t have the vaguest clue about what you’ve been doing with your life for the past 20 years, at least.

  8. Octopus says:

    1. Space heater
    2. Salvation Army for free clothing and blankies
    3. Last resort: Sidewalk grates

  9. Octopus says:

    And vegetarianism is not anti-meat.

  10. Octopus says:

    Heheheh…they’re going to listen to you scream, as they toss you into the Soylent Green machine.

      • rightymouse says:

        Useful idiots on display. Bah.

      • Octopus says:

        That was classic. The last volley from the Occupoops? “Ya racist too, man?” 😆

      • dwells38 says:

        It’s like they really believe under Socialism no one wants a bunch of money. Hey naive old man, those same greedy fuckers trying to get what you call obscene profits, guess what ?? They’re still going to get them through corruption and cronyism. Only the average Joe/Jill won’t get to benefit from a fair risk/reward system and will have no incentive to be productive.

    • Pakimon says:

      They’ll toss Gus into the Soylent Green machine along with a boatload of Banquet chicken pot pies for extra flavor.

      Hopefully they’ll take the time to remove his skidmarked underwear first.

      We all know what it does to dishwashers. In a Soylent Green machine, the results could be catastrophic. 😆

  11. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s “roast turkey”.

    As far as “stuffing” goes, he’s stuffing a funnel full of Mountain Dew for his Christmas butt-chug. 😆

  12. Pakimon says:

    A happy day after Christmas to everybody!

    I hope everybody got what they wanted and nobody got coal in their stockings. 😀

    We’ll know if Gus got coal in his stocking if we see plaintive bleats from him on Twitter today about his garage burning down. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Christmas was lovely! Lots of family around and everyone kept their snits in their tights for the day. 🙂

      • Because says:

        After the “rape culture” snit I witnessed on Thanksgiving, I think I’m done with snits for a year, anyway.

        Funny how the whole “rape culture” thing lost it’s adhesion after T-day. If anybody says that now, it’s going to be hard to keep from bursting out laughing.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. The UVA scam kind of took the edge off.

      • Because says:

        And Lena whats-her-name.

      • Octopus says:

        There was a real Rape Culture going on in the Occupoop camps, it has been reported by traitorous young females who snitched on their socialist comrades.

      • Octopus says:

        And Lena whats-her-name.

        You mean they never arrested the “Purple Boots-Wearing Campus Republican Chubby-Chaser?” That’s an outrage! It’s a cover-up, I tell you.

      • Pakimon says:

        The “fart-rape” idiocy was the icing on the cake.

        Or maybe it was final skidmark that broke the dishwasher’s back. 😆

      • Because says:

        Is it really possible for a woman that chubby to have boobs that small? I smell photoshop.

      • Because says:

        Brokeback dishwasher?

      • Pakimon says:

        Oh, and thanks to Octo for posting the above picture of Lena what’s-her-name.

        Now I’ve got to go get a brain enema. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, and thanks to Octo for posting the above picture of Lena what’s-her-name.
        Now I’ve got to go get a brain enema.

        So you’re one of the people screaming, “COVER UP!”

        Me, too.

  13. Because says:

    So London is owned by the Breitbart Empire.

  14. just poop says:

    Charles enjoys Christmas with a tweet to gus and wrenchwench


  15. Octopus says:

    John Hinderaker’s conservative cousin in New York says the state has chosen Pottersville over Bedford Falls.

    In 21st century New York, George Bailey and his buddy the wealthy manufacturer Wainwright would be seen as environmental terrorists trying to build a manufacturing plant that could pollute the Bedford Falls water supply. By contrast, Henry Potter’s gambling dens and dance halls would be hailed as providing green jobs and sparking an economic revival.

    Think my analysis is a bit far fetched? Last week Governor Andrew Cuomo announced a ban on fracking and approved the building of several large casinos in Upstate New York. Cuomo professed to believe that fracking never creates many jobs and is hazardous to the environment. More likely, he was blowing off Republican-leaning constituencies in Upstate New York while kowtowing to the Orwellian-named Working Families party.

    This third-party has become a real force in New York politics. Bill de Blasio was one of the founders of this far-left group. It is financed by union dues from municipal workers.

    The Working Families platform combines the global warming scare with traditional Communist class struggle rhetoric. A pet cause is support for Cuba. They must be feeling their oats this week.

  16. Pakimon says:

    The Bog version of the Eye of Sauron. 😆

  17. Captain Death says:

    You fat pig, get your face out of the Boston Market turkey you bought with your food stamps.

  18. Captain Death says:

    Kim Jong Un isn’t stupid: he knows that his impoverished state is far weaker than the US or South Korea or Japan, any of which would just love to see his government collapse. North Korea can only…
    Well Kim Jong-Un is smarter than Charles Fuckface Johnson.

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  20. Because olo says:

    Is Colorado’s new recreational pot law drawing in more hobos?

  21. swamprat says:

    Reality is coming to LGF;

    100 Justanotherhuman Dec 26, 2014 3:48:50pm

    2 up

    re: #98 unproven innocence

    One of my biggest worries about the next couple decades is that exhaustion of fossil fuels is going to force significant changes in how people arrange their lives— housing and who we choose to live with, and under what terms, how we acquire an education that is considered acceptable for employment, how we arrange transport for commuting to work, shopping, what we use for money, etc.

    The multitude of current laws and regulations, local, state, and national that govern such things is going to make criminals of nearly all of us, as we strive to adjust away from the status-quo, even a little.

    Add to that worry that the per capita income will continue to fall, if you remove the wealth of the top 10% in the US, and in other countries that follow its economy. When capitalists don’t plow money back into R&D and capitalize within the country that buys their products and/or services, that’s a recipe for economic disaster for the the 90%.

    We see how de-industrialization has worked in the US already, replaced with low-paying jobs that cannot support a single person on their own, much less a family or other dependents.

    This relatively intelligent exchange was followed by a commentary (by others) on Montel Williams talkshow and a comparison of Putin to a corporate CEO.

    The scarce oil mythology is not going easily into the dark night.
    Putin must be a capitalist, for how else can the leader of Russia be evil?
    Left begging is the question of how and why corporations are being driven to foreign shores.
    With a bit of intellectual curiosity, these guys might look into a more rational ideology.

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