They are out to get you Charles!

Charles has a “man under siege syndrome” and reads more into things than are there. He receives a tweet from a person asking to have an image she has copytighted taken down.

Charles threat

As usual, Charles suspects its a nefarious plot.

Charles threat2

Charles probably thinks Ron Paul is behind this.


93 Comments on “They are out to get you Charles!”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Next up: Electronic manipulation rays and a one way ticket to Norkville, yo.

  2. Octopus says:

    I think Babycakes is behind it, Chunky. Probably in collusion with Barrett Brown, through Pamela. They’re killin’ ya, babe. 😯

  3. Octopus says:

    My wife sold over $1000 of crap from the basement on Ebay this week. This is not a spam ad. 😆

  4. Bahama doppel mama says:

    it isn’t as simple as pulling down the photo. sorry asshole. I have friends that are photographers ( real photographers, unlike you ) and when people do this regardless if the thief says “oops, let me take it down” they send said thief and invoice for use of the photo

    I hope they send you a bill for your theft


    • Arachne says:

      Oopsie. Looks like Itchy’s plagiarism and appropriation of other’s work and passing it off as his own may be coming to an end. I remember that New Yorker mention – of his posting a photograph without attribution that got HIS website a mention but failed to note the original source of the material.

      This goes back to why I think he waited for two, three days to post that Rather Memo gif. He waited and waited to see if anyone else caught it at Pacetown and when it went unmentioned, he figured enough time had passed that it was safe for him to create his own and post it. Because really – why wouldn’t he have thought the animation up the first day? It took three days to dream up the use of a gif?

      Notice, by the way, that FATASS asks HER to provide the URL. Which would indicate he’s “appropriated” so much work by other people he can’t go right to it.

      • Octopus says:

        In fairness to Fatass, it often takes him three days to get dressed properly for an outing to the artisanal cheese stand, aka the free cheese samples lady at Walmarts.

  5. Minnow says:


  6. dwells38 says:

    Hey, whatever happened to this? Stand Back, Chuck C. Johnson Is Going to Sue Politico
    9 hours ago

    .@ChuckCJohnson Hey Chuck – how’s that lawsuit against Politico doing? Filed yet?
    9 hours ago

    Really? You’re an internet stalker victim so naturally you repeatedly taunt the “deranged” stalker? Demonstrating once again that Chunky’s not very smart and is unable to keep his lying narratives straight.

    So which is it Chunky? Is Chuck C. a deranged scary stalker person as you’ve tried to imply in some Tweets? Or is he a mock-worthy jerk which you feel comfortable baiting and taunting?

  7. swamprat says:

    The flying money ringmaster is complaining about flying monkeys.

  8. trebob says:

    This is directly regarding Charles whining at Chuck for posing copyrighted photos. Charles appointed himself “internet photograph monitor” and then that Peter Duke guy came in and when asked (by Charles) what should happen to Chuck for posting copyrighted photos he responded same as when Charles does it. Charles got peevish, of course, and did his smart-assed ‘show me where that happens, I’ll wait’. So, Peter Duke, and other photogs, went looking at the swamp (hope they had their shots) and of course found copyrighted photos posted. Now Charles sees a conspiracy, even though he removed the photo.

    Wished I could find the tweets, that exchange was hilarious. He even accused Peter Duke of a kind of co-stalker thing.

    • Pornhub has copyrighted video of your daughter getting a face full of spooge. You better sue.

      • Nothing but pornographic “insults” from you, how illustrative of your intellectual prowess.
        Shouldn’t you be getting ready to take [and fail] the PARRC test?

      • trebob says:

        I’m convinced that Stanky here is one of us DoD’ers just taking the piss. No one ever defends Charles’ stupidity, not even Gus (who is Charles). Stanky only stops by to spooge on the thread and run off.

        So c’mon, fess up. Who is it? 🙂

      • dwells38 says:

        Frank’s comments are always very short because he’s only typing with one hand.

      • Arachne says:

        I hope there’s at least a Christmas Tree in the rec room for the pervert wing at the County Jail. Because even with Xmas furloughs, I’m sure the family doesn’t want registered sex offenders mucking up their holiday.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m convinced that Stanky here is one of us DoD’ers just taking the piss.

        Either that, or it’s Dear Fatass hisself. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        It would not surprise me if it was Itchy.

  9. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    • Arachne says:

      Aww…Scratchy has blocked me … of course, I’ve never put a comment on his Twitter timeline so I’m assuming he’s doing a presumptive strike. Also, since I don’t comment on the timelines of anyone HE follows (because, you know, LOOOOOOSERS) I just can’t for the life of me understand the animosity.

      I blocked Itchy and Scratchy awhile ago – because they were hoping to get my account suspended from Twitter using the reply trap – not because I was afraid of them.

  10. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    And Hitler only wanted 1000 years…

  11. Because olo says:

  12. Octopus says:

    Speaking of crazy people, it now appears that Jackie is just a little…off.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Charles just can’t admit it when he’s WRONG.

  14. dwells38 says:

    That didn’t take long. Is there any doubt after the hubby took one look at that photo and put 2 and 2 together and realized Clinton has been getting into more than just Catsimatidas jet? Then they had a BIG FIGHT!

    Andrea Catsimatidis filed for divorce from her husband of three years on Wednesday as a picture of her in the grasp of former President Bill Clinton went viral, according to the New York Post.

    Andrea Catsimatidis, daughter of billionaire grocer and failed mayoral candidate John Catsimatidis, filed for divorce Wednesday against her husband of three years, President Richard Nixon’s grandson Christopher Nixon Cox.

  15. trebob says:

    Another rib-tickler

    • Because olo says:

      OMGponies. 241 likes.

      • trebob says:

        You went and looked? Eww…

      • Octopus says:

        You just know the poor sick sad sorry son of a bitch is responsible for 90% or more of those likes. 😦

        The reek of desperation is a penetrating funk.

      • Because olo says:

        It’s on facebook’s server. It’s not like it’s on some infested 486 running a bunch of BASH scripts pretending to be a web stack.

      • Octopus says:

        There are probably as many ways to get fake likes on Facebook as there are cat pics. There are services that specialize in it, which Chunky can’t afford, but there are reach-arounds that low-lifes tell each other about on the Atari messageboards.

      • Arachne says:

        It really hasn’t moved since I looked at it last Friday.

      • Arachne says:

        Rush started “Rush Babes for America” after the Sandra Fluke thing and got 25,000 likes in 24 hours. Why should anyone like Itchy’s facebook page? It’s nothing but shit from his website and of course a request to hit the tip jar.

  16. Octopus says:

    Michigan is done effin’ around. Throwing some major cash at proud alum Jimmy Harbaugh, who’s leaving San Francisco for somewhere at the end of this season. I hope he takes the money and saves our godforsaken football program, before it’s too late. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      I’m surprised the Oakland Raiders haven’t offered him the job.

      • Octopus says:

        Me, too. However, the Raiders would now have to make Harbaugh the highest-paid coach in the NFL, and they currently have the cheapest one going.

        Supposedly, Jim’s wife doesn’t want to leave the Bay area, but would she leave and not pout too much for $50M? We’ll find out pretty soon.

        Rich People Problems. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        Raiders do have a boatload of money, so I hope they loosen the pursestrings. Knowing the Raiders, they’ll offer Rex Ryan the job after the Jets cut him loose.

        Is Cold Warrior around?

    • Abu Ditka says:

      TAMPERING!!!1!1 Jim H. is still under an NFL contract. That said: BEARS.
      He wore #14 then #4 for da Bears. Screw his wife’s insistence they stay west coast.
      Chicago ain’t Ann Arbor, which SUCKS, as does Chicago, just less. His possible commercial deals as Bears head coach are ceiling less should he succeed.

      Ditch the bitch! j/k

      • Octopus says:

        Somewhat surprisingly, there are no tampering laws concerning coaches moving between college and the NFL. Pro teams can recruit college coaches who are under contract, and vice-versa, to their hearts and purse-strings’ content.

        As for Chicago’s claim on Harbaugh’s heart, well, I seem to remember a lot of Bears fans wanting to run him out of town, after he had some rough times following his breakthrough season in ’91. I was a big fan of his, after his great career at Michigan, and didn’t like hearing some of the nasty chatter about a great competitor.

        Harbaugh could bring back the glory to the Big House, and revive the stalled rivalry with OSU, led by the evil Urban Meyer. I’m not saying it’s a done deal, and it actually strikes me as a bit of a pipe-dream, but I love that the university is going for it with a huge offer like this. Even if we don’t land Jim, the signal has been sent that We Are Serious, and that will attract a great head coach. There are several names being bandied about, but for now we will continue Thinking Good Thoughts. Come home, Jimmy. We need you. 🙂

  17. rightymouse says:


  18. trebob says:

    Tee Hee

  19. swamprat says:

    A small note to Lizards seeking to gain approval from charles via subscription and the resulting influx of cash into charle’s coffers;
    1. the man is an ingrate with no allegiance to any person or principle.
    2. he has been known to “out” people based on their PayPal information.

    …this is not a joke or a lie. You have been fairly warned and these allegations are based on past events which are verifiable.

  20. dwells38 says:

    Michele Bachmann boasts: I outsmarted emotional progressives with evidence-based arguments
    5 hours ago

    Michele Bachmann: I Outsmarted Progressives With Evidence-Based Arguments
    6 hours ago

    You just said that.

  21. Octopus says:

    Who’s wrong nearly as often as Chunky McDumbth? Why, it’s his favo-rite news channel, MSNBC! 😆

    They really are comically inept. Enjoy a taste.

  22. Octopus says:

    Really, Garage Boy? 😆

    • OLT's Bitch, I Can't Even says:

      Well, usually she’s so busy kissing his ass that you can’t hear her talk.

      • Octopus says:

        Madcow is an employee of the Obama Administration, through MSNBC. Even her occasional slight criticisms of the Unicorn Messiah are scripted to exonerate His “failings,” and blame them on RethugliKKKans or traitors within His own party.

    • dwells38 says:

      Breaking news: I happen to have dottering old Letterman’s intro on with the sound down and I see it includes a bit ridiculing Rand Paul.

      Gee what universally relateable Late Nite Entertainment!

      Meanwhile they’re taking Craig Ferguson off who’s actually funny as hell every night. But that’s the Commie Bullshit Network for you. I’m sure he was too even handed and unideological for them. They could probably get the comedy Mapes and Rather back on for that 12:30 slot.

      • Octopus says:

        For the record, Ferguson decided on his own to leave the show. He was bored to tears by the tedium of the format. I agree, he’s been the best talk show host on the air, by far.

        Letterman is unwatchable for me, for the past several years. What an unpleasant old jerkwad. Glad he’s leaving, but I won’t be watching his unwatchable replacement, either. Ugh, Colbert. One-Joke Johnny, and it’s not a funny joke…

      • dwells38 says:

        That’s good news! I thought they were canning his ass. He is one funny mo-fer.

    • Because olo says:

      Sure. Why not? Government is just what we do together.

    • dwells38 says:

      Gee I dunno. Maybe because they just stole the money because only a fucking moron thinks they can “fix” a planetary climate. Especially when virtually no polluting countries are complying anyway. Might as well blow it on lavish trips, booze and whores!!!

  23. Because olo says:

  24. Because olo says:

    Umm Goosey. That was the bunny rabbit guy.

  25. dwells38 says:

    Wow. Groupies? Why doesn’t someone plant a bomb and blow their legs off?