Charles talks to himself

Its funny when Charles tweets at people who ignore him.

Charles must love talking to himself.


84 Comments on “Charles talks to himself”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Next thing you know, Abughazi will set up a page exclusively to stalk the guy.

  2. Juan Epstein says:

    2 more things before I go:

    His fight is economic. FIghting for name recognition. There can be only one.

    If Chucky C renounced the right and became a converted fundementalist leftist, ready to become a victim (shaheed) for the Revolution (Jihad) would Abughazi accept it?

  3. OLT's I Still Just Can't says:

  4. Because says:

    FWIW, I’m putting my quatloos on Ginger on this one. North Korean hack always smelled like 8-day old squid.

    It’ll be funnier n shit when Ginger turns out to be right. I predict stone silence out of Girth Johnson.

  5. dwells38 says:

    Just discovered the -l option in PHP’s command line mode, for running a LINT syntax check on a program. Very handy for my bash build script!
    13 hours ago

    Chunky has finally found a way to clear the lint from his belly button which he hasn’t been able to reach for several years. It’s a simple formula: LINT -I = I minus LINT.

  6. Because tell that to the Turks says:

  7. dwells38 says:

    Nick Searcy did great on Red Eye. He has such a great personality he doesn’t need to try and sound smart such as using French words he’s never heard pronounced. Just had fun with the cool crowd. Sorry Chunky, not your milyo. And no one can j’accuse you of having a personality.

    Here’s Nick with that gorgeous snarky doll Jo Anne:

    He also did selfies with Dana and a funny “serious” selfy with Greg.

    Poor Chunky. As Nick has pointed out, your life could never compare.

  8. Because Uncle Chop Choo says:

    • dwells38 says:

      WTF is that supposed to mean? You think it’s a big fucking great thing? That the Communist Preezydent who’s whole family and personal history are associated with Communists wants to normalize relations with a Communist dictatorship that shits on it’s own people? You think it’s great that the normalization will make them richer and lend them legitimacy that ensures that will happen forever? If you are going to Tweet out what you had for lunch and whether or not you had a good shit today and that your feet are cold you’d think you would at least clarify WTF you mean about normalizing relations with Darth fucking Vader.

      • Because says:

        A literal reading of that is a trip to the Donkey Show. That’s where all the really BF deals go on. Deals like this are done over tequila at Paco’s of Tijuana.

      • Daedalus says:

        I actually have no problem with normalizing relations with Cuba. If we have relations with China that has mi9ssles pointed at us or Saudi Arabia who had 19 hijackers that attacked us, then relations with Cuba is no biggy.

      • dwells38 says:

        Just my knee jerk reaction. I’m sure some good can come of it but I just fear it won’t do anything for the plight of the average Cuban.

  9. dwells38 says:

    Commie US Preezydent Obungle has decided to normalize relations with Commie unfree and oppressed Cuba, because we give up er something.

    Progturd scumbags including Chunky and Gus will rejoice everywhere because they want the same repression of freedoms here so their fake narratives can prevail.

    • dwells38 says:

      And probabley why this happened at the exact same time:

      Rajiv Shah, the administrator for the U.S. Agency for International Development, abruptly resigned on Wednesday after US and Cuba announced plans to normalize relations and exchange prisoners.

      USAID oversaw secret US programs aimed at regime change in Cuba.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Cuba, AFAIK, can have unlimited trade with every other country on earth except the United States. We are the only ones embargoing technology to them. We have always been able to trade food, medicine, art, publications with them.

      But the entire reason they are backwards is because of US? Really?

  10. dwells38 says:

    Guess Chunky’s not sure yet what he’s supposed to say about making friends with Communist Cuba. He’s letting his Gilligan, Gus to his Skipper, take the lead on Twitter by making his usual pointless yet IQ plungingly obvious observations.

    Hey Chunk. Hope you’re enjoying that your double dealing douchery has resulted in your having to be in favor of making friends with the Castro brothers who have murdered and oppressed their people for 70 years.

    Oh we got a hostage back but unfortunately the Cuban people are still being held hostage. It will be fun watching your ass try and defend it.

  11. trebob says:

    Not that I’m wanting to visit the Donkey Show, but our policy toward Cuba has been a failure for decades Lots of countries still trade with Cuba and our policies aren’t hurting the government as much as it hurts the general populace.

    It’s been my opinion that we should start exporting our most precious commodity to Cuba and that’s capitalism, as least when we were a capitalist country. The trickle down to the regular guy in Cuba would be substantial considering where they are now and wealth is the best way to get people out of poverty and oppression.

    Daedalus has it nailed further up thread too. If we can give Most Favoured Nation status to China and have close relations with Saudi Arabia, then a little tourism sent to and sugar bought from Cuba isn’t all that big a deal. Havana used to be the jewel of the Caribbean and I guarantee that many countries around the Caribbean are shaking in their boots with the prospect of Cuba becoming a tourist Mecca once again.

    • Because says:

      I think the end game is Gitmo. They’re not going to “normalize” without that. And O is just itching to give it to them.

      • trebob says:

        We need to keep Gitmo and use it as a base for exporting U.S. values. Start hiring locals for everything and let them eat at Mickey Ds.

        Cuba can’t keep up with the infrastructure they have, the last thing they need is more stuff to maintain. Guam figured this out with their bases. Someone’s got to cut the grass.

      • Abu tnediccA ekiB says:

        Please ensure those mowers won’t tip the island. Thank you.

  12. dwells38 says:

    I don’t care how logical youz guys is about normalizing with Cuba, you’re never gonna get me to agree with Fatso.

    The Cuban embargo has been a spectacular 50-year foreign policy failure, so naturally Republicans want to keep it.
    11 minutes ago


    • trebob says:

      Gotta admit Dwells, that’s certainly reason to think the other way. Thankfully, I’ve had my opinion for decades and am part of the select group of U.S. Citizens who has visited Cuba (there were charter flights there all the time from Grand Cayman). Unlike the brain damaged potentate from Culver City, my opinion doesn’t sway with the wind and I actually leave the house once in a while.

      Charles, you can’t get artisanal cheese sandwiches there. You can get lots avocados though. It’s as if they grow on trees. 🙂

      • Because says:

        And cigars for the fruit-and-water lady.

      • Octopus says:

        I don’t smoke cigars anymore, but I used to get an occasional Cuban from my addict-friends. I thought they were overrated. I mean, they were cigars. That’s all. No biggie.

      • Because says:

        Ask Mike Brown about cigars.

      • Octopus says:

        Or Monica, for that matter. Some people really like cigars…

      • dwells38 says:

        I would think most women would prefer he something other than a cigar as a sex toy. Didn’t Monica worry about getting cancer in her woo woo? Then again being a smart little Presidential slut she probably realized all those chems get released only with incineration.

      • Because says:

        I’m not a female, so maybe there’s something I’m not getting, but isn’t even a fat cigar kind of a sorry substitute for a real full-sized penis penis penis lol? A condom on a cigar would be kind of loose.

      • Octopus says:

        Somebody told me recently that it was actually the metal or plastic cigar cover he was inserting into Slot P, but I don’t know if that’s true. I always thought he was just kind of basting his cigar, to enjoy later while deleting angry shrill texts from his wife. Like a Swisher Sweet, Mike Brown’s brand. Or like the ones Gus rescues from the urinal at the gas station, and dries out for later enjoyment during a late tweet-session. I guess he likes the salty flavor of those. To each his own.

  13. Octopus says:

    Remember that pic of Clinton accosting the young blonde girl from yesterday? Turns out there’s more to the story. A sleazy angle, shockingly.

    (please do not ogle, DoD pervs)

    A picture of Bill Clinton with the daughter and wife of New York City’s grocery store king John Catsimatidis exploded on Twitter last night, for very obvious reasons.

    The Catsimatidis family has long been close with the Clintons. John Catsimatidis raised more than $750,000 for Hillary Clinton’s failed presidential bid in 2008, and often lets both Bill and Hillary fly around the country on his private jet.

    Catsimatidis also got involved in a scheme orchestrated by fellow Clinton ally New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio to circumvent campaign finance laws and buy control of the New York state Senate for Democrats.

    • Because says:

      ‘(please do not ogle, DoD pervs)’

      The hell. Those are definitely ogleworthy hooters. I have a First Amendment right to ogle and oogle, and say ‘boobies!!!!!’.

    • trebob says:

      (please do not ogle, DoD pervs)

      Hey! I resemble that remark and those ta-tas, although not homegrown, are bodacious. Look at slick Willy. It’s everything he can do to keep his right hand in check and not grab one. You just know he thinking about a cigar break. 🙂

    • dwells38 says:

      My how the little girl has grown up. The older pic with the family shows her I would guess around 13, 14. Either she’s had the biggunz installed or she’s made quite good natural progress since then. In that pic it’s the mom with the cleavage. A pretty woman too but holy fuck! is that Castiwhatever guy ugly as fuck. What on Earth $$ could she $$ see in $$ him?

    • Because says:

  14. Octopus says:

    He seems to be getting even more crazy-paranoid, doesn’t he?

    I didn’t think that was possible.

  15. dwells38 says:

    Right wingers must take classes on how to give sleazy evasive answers to direct questions.
    45 minutes ago

    Like why I parted with the right which is why I’m a batshit lunatic libtard now was so straightforward, right Fatso?

  16. dwells38 says:

    I’m not going anywhere near you, stalker. @peterdukephoto
    29 minutes ago

    You know very well that what you did was creepy and menacing, but thanks for confirming you were there. @peterdukephoto
    30 minutes ago

    In case you don’t know what the last few tweets refer to: @ChuckCJohnson Is Now a Real Live Stalker
    37 minutes ago

    Who does Fatass think he is? Alec Baldwin? Why don’t you get in some more messy virtual public brawls dumbass.

  17. Because brilliant says:

  18. Because says:

    Remember Chunk tweeting his badonkadonk off over a couple of million spent investigating Benghazi?

    “Trump also criticized the Senate Select Intelligence Committee for spending $40 million on the interrogation report released last week.”

    I missed the tweets about how much the interrogation report cost.

    Chunky? Barry? Goose?

    • trebob says:

      What really sad is that as Pres, Trump would be fighting more with the RNC than the Dims. RINOs are everywhere.

  19. Arachne says:

    Perhaps it’s time to start a report to see how quickly Peter Duke can surpass Itchy’s follower count.

  20. trebob says:

    Hey, my Tweets earned 2.8K impressions over this 28 day period. Cool! I only tweeted 20 times. Imagine if I had something worthwhile to say.

  21. trebob says:

    Who thinks that Gus is a Charles sock puppet?

    • Octopus says:

      Does the moderator have access to IP’s? Seems like we could figure that one out, and would have by now. They do seem to share a small, seriously-compromised brain, and they sometimes tweet the exact same thing at the exact same time, but there could be other explanations for that phenomenon.

    • Because says:

      I think it’s the other way around.

  22. Octopus says:

    Dim-witted Moochelle turns a funny, charming story (two years ago on Letterman) into an ugly racial incident, today. Your Post-Racial Presiduncey at work, folks!

  23. Octopus says:

    This is exactly the opposite of how I envision Gus’s crash-pad. Except for the snow…that’s the same. Damn space heater on the blink again. 😦

  24. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 7h7 hours ago

    So how do you feel about @ChuckCJohnson’s ongoing wholesale theft of copyrighted photos? @peterdukephoto @fredediamond
    0 replies 0 retweets 4 favorites

    jfoto ‏@jfoto 3h3 hours ago

    @Green_Footballs You are using my copyrighted photo on your website without permission. Please contact me
    0 replies 1 retweet 1 favorite

  25. Because says:

  26. Because says:

    So when we do it it’s ‘stalking’, when you do it, it’s ‘parody’. Uh-huh.

  27. Octopus says:

    Fatass is blissfully unaware that his whole act crossed the line into self-parody early in 2009.