An ironic tweet from Charles

This tweet by Charles is not one without irony.

There was once a time that Charles liked the Mohammed with turban avatar.


131 Comments on “An ironic tweet from Charles”

  1. Abu tnediccA ekiB says:

    LGF was all about showing the banned, offensive cartoons of mo before it wasn’t. CF Johnson is a wind sock with no moral compass, grasping for meaning in his unemployed life.
    Try to ‘block and report’ me here, Stalker Charles! Sideways.

    • Bunk X says:

      Denmark’s Leader Will Apologize for Cartoons of Blasphemy
      By Charles Johnson
      World4/05/09 12:24:18 pm • Views: 750

      What do you have to do to become the secretary general of NATO these days?

      Apologize to the Islamic world for exercising your right to freedom of expression.

      Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Denmark’s leader, was one of the few European politicians who refused to give in to pressure from fundamentalists in the Middle East when a Danish newspaper published the now infamous “Mohammed cartoons.” His attitude was welcomed by may Europeans, especially by conservatives. He was quickly promoted to “hero of the freedom of speech,” and became one of the old continent’s most popular politicians.

      But then something changed. Rasmussen set his eyes upon NATO. He wanted to become the organization’s next secretary general. An ambitious man, Rasmussen proved willing to be whatever it takes to accomplish his goals.

      One of those ‘things’: apologizing to the “Islamic world” for the cartoons.

      Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip does not like Rasmussen very much. So when the latter appeared to be the man most likely succeed secretary general Jaap de Hoop Scheffer, the former put up a fight. Turkey would not agree to let Rasmussen accomplish his goal, Erdogan said, unless Turkey got something in return and unless Rasmussen would apologize to “the Islamic world.’

      Rasmussen agreed. Dutch magazine Elsevier reports he will do so tomorrow, in Istanbul.

      What a disgrace.

      The “Islamic world” should apologize to the rest of us for the violence and murders that followed the publication of the dreaded cartoons of blasphemy. But we’ve arrived in the brave new world of Hopenchange, in which (relatively) sane people apologize for “provoking” the horrible behavior of others, and grovel before violent thugs and religious extremists.

  2. Dudebro says:

  3. curioussmirker says:

    OT: Ginger got a mention in the NYT. They did not bother to contact his namesake:

    • Octopus says:


      What a fail you are, Chunky. In every way.

      • Because olo says:

        “Sitting at his desk, he read me an e-mail message he received that day from a stranger who wished upon him a series of unprintable misfortunes involving a “male black crack whore.” He closed the e-mail message and shook his head. Incivility, at least of the F2F variety, clearly makes him uncomfortable; in fact, he can be downright squeamish about it. “I don’t know why things can’t just stay on the level of the factual,” he said. “I don’t know why everything has to have a slant. I mean, The New York Times has a slant, and in the past I’ve called them out for that.” He sighed. “I miss the days of Walter Cronkite.””

        😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        “I miss the days of Walter Cronkite.”

        Oh, my aching ass. 😆

  4. Captain Death says:

    “Irony” is beyond Charles’s limited brain capacity.

  5. Octopus says:

    Clooney was whining about bad reviews of “The Monuments Men” to Amy Pascal in those leaked emails, and it was precious. Oh, the poor misunderstood genius. 😆

    That movie sucked, George. Your direction sucked, and people rightly rejected it at the box office. Not because people don’t care about art history and whatnot, but because the movie was tedious as hell. I turned it off and fell asleep, and I never do that.

  6. Octopus says:

    I just remembered this masterpiece:


  7. Octopus says:

    Cue up that “Handjobs For The Homeless” video for Gus. He’s obviously feeling a lot of sexual frustration this morning.

    • Because olo says:

      Fists and a jar of Vaseline? Try a pen full of horny donkeys and no Vaseline.

    • OLT's I Still Just Can't says:

      Bah. 72 virgin somethings, like everyone else.

      Of course, this ass is in Australia, so that falls under letting the Aussies do something about it.

      Not a lesson in fisting from a Democrat.

    • OLT's I Still Just Can't says:

      What about all the other Argentine losers in the US? Do they want to have fist sex with him just like you?

      Gus, these little peeks into your inner psychoses are both fascinating and disturbing.

    • KGB says:

      Ah, this harkens back to the (tossing) salad days of LGF, when Charles bent over (backwards) to defend Obama’s choice of Ken “Loves a Good Fisting” Jennings as “safe schools czar”.

  8. OLT's I Still Just Can't says:

    OK, so as it turned out, the Aussies used firearms, not Democrat-endorsed safe sex, to end the hostage situation.

    “Firearms” being the right-wing American cure to almost anything <- to make Gus repeat after me, LOL.

    May he be enjoying 72 virgin donkeys right now, and may they enjoy him even more.

    But, if he's alive, I urge Australia to keep Gus far, far way from the poor man. No one needs that, IMO.

  9. Pakimon says:

    Hey Gus!

    Unconfirmed reports say the Philly shooter belongs to the Church of the Expired Chicken Pot Pie.

    Tell your right hand er, “friend” when it lets go of your pud.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Another “Hard Truth”

    Erick Erickson – 91.1K Tweets 123K Followers

    Gus the Twitter Addict – 165K Tweets 2K Followers

    • Arachne says:

      Erick Erickson – sometime fill-in host for Rush Limbaugh – giving him an audience of 20MM listeners.

      Scratchy – sometime fill-in for Fatass McDumbshit, giving him an audience of 20, including his socks and imaginary friends.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Apparently Gus is an unemployed, garage-dwelling, crack smoking loser with too much time (as well as various bodily fluids) on his hands. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      For all intents and purposes, Scratchy, yes, he is. He just can’t get elected in Arizona as a Democrat so, like our friend the Groundhog, he emerges from his hole every six years, puts on his conservative suit and if he gets elected and runs back in his liberal hole, we get six more years of RINO.

  12. Pakimon says:

    In other news, all victims of “skidmarked” underwear have been dishwashers.

  13. Pakimon says:

    Don’t mind me.

    My heart is filled with rage after yesterday’s disastrous NFL Sunday and I’m taking it out on Gus.

    Jaguars lose a game they could’ve won. The Eagles lose to the Dallas Cowgirls at HOME and will likely be bumped from the playoffs.

    I ate bad burgers yesterday and had to take a sick day today due to food poisoning. My gut feels like I swallowed a bowling ball and it’s making ominous and horrific gurgling noises.

    I think the cheerleader gods are exacting retribution on me for failing to post Sunday morning cheerleader boobies and whatnot.

    There… some Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger caliber whining and sniveling ought to make things better.

    In the meantime, I’ll just wait for Gus to tweet more mind-numbing stupidity and respond with appropriate mocking and ridicule. 😀

    • Pakimon says:


      Mocking and ridiculing Gus’ mind-numbing Twitter stupidity is just too time consuming due to it being never ending.

      No wonder that miserable loser can’t get a job.

      What’s really sad is there is an idiot or two out there that is enabling that useless P.O.S.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s not too late to jump on the Detroit Lions Bandwagon, Pak. We have a keg of PBR, and the team has a big horseshoe jammed up their collective behind. We can’t lose, no matter how hard we try. 😆

    • livefreeor die says:

      Maybe we need to buy horseshoes for my Redskins. They try really hard to lose, succeed, and then all the bandwagon friends start blaming RGIII. Apparently, he should be able to quarterback and play every position on the O-line at the same time! Then he should play defense when they’re on the field.

      • dwells38 says:

        Our Bengals either come out and crush the other team or prance around moronically like upper middle class twits trying to remove bras from manikins.

  14. Because guess who? says:

    • livefreeor die says:

      Let me guess. The Voxplaining involves the words “denier”, “hater”, and “sexist”, n’est pas?

  15. Pakimon says:

    The real burning question is Chunkles going to keep spamming the same link on Twitter over and over and over ad nauseum ?

    • livefreeor die says:

      And how is it smearing when you expose complete journalistic malfeasance?
      Chuck, google the UVA rape story and read all the stories about it from the past week, including the one by that bastion of conservatism, The Washington Post.
      You must be the only person in the nation who thinks it’s all on the up and up.

      • Because olo says:

        There are lots of little Chuckies all over the innernet in complete denial of the proven fakery. Somebody needs to Voxsplain it to you.

      • trebob says:

        Yeah but, Charles can’t say with certitude that wasn’t his wiener in those dingy grey boxer briefs. He is totally happy to go down in flames like the real Icarus isn’t he?

  16. Because guess who? says:

  17. Octopus says:

    Tailgate party before Lions game gets a little crazy:

    (may be nsfw)

  18. Octopus says:

    I can’t afford to buy any more irony meters, after this one. I’m done. 😆

    • livefreeor die says:

      Speaking of retracting false stories involving the UVA Rolling Stone article…

    • Because says:

      Those could have been his grey boxers at the frat house that was having their spring initiation in the fall.

    • dwells38 says:

      Like if he ruined his website because he revealed himself as a fraud, a poser and a liar and became one of the most hated people on the internet he probably wouldn’t even admit that.

      – Fatso McJohnson (@Green_Fookballs)

    • Because olo says:

      Heheh. He said ‘egomania’.

    • dwells38 says:

      The simple guideline is, if it’s fun, enjoyable, non-violent and makes people happier then you’re going to want avoid it.

    • Octopus says:

      Scott Ott has always been funny. I used to love Scrappleface, which was regularly posted at LGF back in the day.

      MSM: Working Tirelessly to Inform the Enemy
      By Charles Johnson
      11/20/06 9:14:06 am • Views: 860
      Where would we be without a mainstream media that eagerly leaks every national security secret and war plan? Secret Pentagon study narrows down Iraq.

      WASHINGTON – A Pentagon review of Iraq has come up with three options — injecting more troops into Iraq, shrinking the force but staying longer or pulling out, The Washington Post reported Monday.

      The newspaper quoted senior defense officials as dubbing the three alternatives “Go big, go long and go home.”

      Scrappleface’s parody is uncomfortably close to reality: Secret U.S. Iraq Plan: Go Public, Go Home, Go Mecca.

      (2006-11-20) — According to a newly pre-released secret Pentagon document, the U.S. military is considering three options for dealing with the situation in Iraq, dubbed ‘Go Public, Go Home and Go Mecca.’

      The unnamed Pentagon official in charge of leaking national security secrets to the Washington Post said it’s possible that the U.S. could adopt some combination of the three.

      He summarized the strategy options as follows:

      1. Go Public: Consistently leak top-secret Pentagon strategy deliberations to the news media as a way of neutralizing the unfair “element of surprise”, and of building trust by being more transparent with the enemy.

      2. Go Home: Remove the only reason for terrorism by bringing all U.S. troops back home, and also allowing all U.S.-trained Iraqi troops to emigrate to the U.S.

      3. Go Mecca: Deal “head on” with the heart of the conflict, by amending the U.S. Constitution to bring it into compliance with Islamic Sharia law.

      UPDATE at 11/20/06 10:11:21 am:

      Al-Reuters, oddly enough, switches the order and puts “Go Home” first: Pentagon panels sees three options in Iraq: report.

      WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A Pentagon panel has outlined three basic options for improving the situation in Iraq — pull out, send more U.S. troops or reduce the size of the force but stay longer, The Washington Post reported on Monday. …

      The options have been dubbed “Go Home,” “Go Big” and “Go Longer” by insiders.

  19. dwells38 says:

    Well that should be pretty easy considering the standard is set at disagreeing with anything any black person of any ideology ever says or does, including those that are criminal, crude, ignorant, violent and come from gang infested neighborhoods.

  20. dwells38 says:

    Eric Holder is super happy to see NBA players smearing the police as murderers. I would disagree but then that would make me racist.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Happy now?

  22. Octopus says:

    Another human whose guitar-playing makes Chunky’s look like the sad plinking of a mental patient:

    • Because olo says:

      But he’s got her beat for fat.

    • dwells38 says:

      That’s one damn nice pickin’ big ole mama. Always amuses me when people think women can’t kick ass on musical instruments.

      My wife’s has a master’s in clarinet and I didn’t even know she played clarinet when I first met her for like a year. Because she was always performing on tenor sax, bari sax and flute. After nearly twenty years of marriage she brought a mandolin home from the college she works at and proceeded to fluidly play it on ad breaks when we were watching telly. I knew she could play bass guitar but that was a surprise. She also plays piano and organ. And oboe. And sings and directs choirs. Maybe I should start listing things she can’t play. She can’t play trumpet. I do know that. And she can’t play harmonica becaue I brought one home one time and she didn’t touch it.

      • Because says:

        It’s a funny thing. Women are over half of symphonic performers these days, but only a tiny fraction of composers. In this smallish artsy community I live in, there are a lot of professional serious musicians, including a married couple of cellists. It’s really interesting to the two of them. They’re both excellent performers, but the guy has a more masculine style.

        There’s something different between men and women, and it’s not just the danglies.

  23. Octopus says:

    Read Chunky’s obsessive timeline about Ginger and wonder why Dear Fatass hasn’t been picked up for questioning by the FBI’s Anti-Stalker Response Team.

  24. Octopus says:

    Yes, it was a group of America-hating “artists” who hung the effigies at Berkeley, as predicted. So provocative. So too-smart-for-the-room. Just read their patronizing statement. 🙄

  25. JimboXL says:

    The progressives come out faster to defend Muslims from “persecution” than the Muslim terrorist groups do after these awful events. I don’t understand it, normally they shake with rage at anything religious, when murder and mayhem aren’t involved.

  26. Behold: The Dreaded Cartoons of Blasphemy

    I can’t get the slideshow to run in my browser. Did he scrub the cartoons?

  27. rightymouse says:

    Gonna go wrap prezzies. Thread is rogered. 🙂

  28. Minnow says:

    Barry only published the Muhammad cartoons because someone was really mean to him and fooled him. They told him those were Marvel Superhero cartoons…. “Issue 27, June 1963” (Comic book Guy voice off).

    Hey Barry, eat it pig!


  29. dwells38 says:

    Chunky was mislead into posting those racist cartoons. Now he knows freedom of expression is just a bunch of right wing bullshit.

  30. Octopus says:

    Another day of futile pursuit of Ginger draws to a close. What does Fatass have to show for it?

    Well, his impotent rage.

    That’s pretty much it.

  31. Minnow says:

    Barry, the raging pig.

  32. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, why are your three chins so shiny? Is that grease? Do you EVER bathe?


    You pig.

  33. Because olo says:

    • Minnow says:

      and we’ll all thank God asshole.

      • Octopus says:

        I can’t wait to see Chunky throw his massive bulk behind Fauxcahontas or Shrillary. It’s going to be hilarious, the contortions and distortions.

      • kbdabear says:

        Fatass leading the fight against the Evil Racist Women Hating Christianist Denialists

        The Great Brasnapper running to the front of the line to protect the dignity of wymyn!

      • Because olo says:

        My quatloos are on Faux. I don’t understand it, but she’s like a p0rn star to the hard left. Gets ’em all woody, just like Bam Bam did. Hill leaves ’em limp. Maybe she should try the fake Indian shtick. Might get ’em to half mast with a little bit of Pow wow chow.

      • dwells38 says:

        I’m sure Chunk will back the one that perpetrated a huge fraud on minorities and says the most far left moonbat lies. That’s just how that fucker rolls.

  34. Octopus says:

    Captured our feelings exactly! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Wow Chuck – another Scratchy – over 23K tweets from this twit and not even 700 followers.
      Ginger’s at 18,332, so he’s gotten at least 10,000 followers from his battle with Fatass.
      Fatass is still stuck, right?

  35. Because says:

    Here’s the rebranded Johnson:

  36. dwells38 says:

    Wow. Society’s literally breaking down in libtard bastion Detroit, thanks to decades of liberal policies and corrupt and inept Progturd politicians. Policies and people that Chunky Boo Boo and his marching LGF morons would endorse. Now they don’t have enough staff to arraign violent criminals that murder and rape, so they just let them go.

  37. dwells38 says:

    People who drive electric cars where charging the cars is connected to the coal grid are actually creating more pollution and greenhouse gases. Thanks greeny weenies.

    Study: Your all-electric car may not be so green

    WASHINGTON (AP) — People who own all-electric cars where coal generates the power may think they are helping the environment. But a new study finds their vehicles actually make the air dirtier, worsening global warming.

    Ethanol isn’t so green, either.

    “It’s kind of hard to beat gasoline” for public and environmental health, said study co-author Julian Marshall, an engineering professor at the University of Minnesota. “A lot of the technologies that we think of as being clean … are not better than gasoline.”

    The key is where the source of the electricity all-electric cars. If it comes from coal, the electric cars produce 3.6 times more soot and smog deaths than gas, because of the pollution made in generating the electricity, according to the study that is published Monday by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. They also are significantly worse at heat-trapping carbon dioxide that worsens global warming, it found.

    • Because says:

      No shit? I thought electricity came from the wall.

      • dwells38 says:

        yeah it’s crazy. Next they’ll be telling me solar panels don’t grow on the solar panel tree.

      • Octopus says:

        Boy, talk about a counter-intuitive spritzing of shit-mist, ruining the eco-zealots Christmas party. 😆

        Realists have been saying this for years, but it’s more realer when it comes from a gubmint-sponsored university study.

  38. dwells38 says:

    Notice how the only pianist Chunk will ever play is Keith Jarrett? Why doesn’t he ever play this great artist:

    All you have to do is have your sound up when you go to her website. It automatically starts playing samples from her latest album. She’s a phenomenal jazz artist and played with lots of progressive (good word in this context) Jazz players (yes mostly black guys). Through the decades since the ’70s.

    Too bad Chunk is such a bigot he can’t even acknowledge talented female musicians that tower over his paltry accomplishments as a mostly invisible side man. I think the only time he did was posting a recording of the foolish drug addict Whitney Houston when she died. A coarse loser who mostly squandered her talent, her career and her earnings on drugs and booze and a bastard scumbag who beat her and ran around on her.

  39. Because ??? says:

    • KGB says:

      Typical in the sense that non-Muzzies are the ones who actually give a shit when the core of Islam is exposed in such a horrible manner.

  40. dwells38 says:

    Gus is tweeting a lot on the Allah approved child mass murder in Pakistan. He seems to actually care. Notice Chunk just posted the obligatory headline once. He really never gave a shit about the inherent evil in the Koran and it’s manifestation in Islam. When he pretended to he was merely being misled by right wing racist scumbags. Now he sees clearly that one man’s murdered children are another man’s awsome PR event against the evil racist hegemonic Western filth. So Progressive.

  41. HaikuMan says:

    Bought myself online
    Mohammed bomb turban shirt
    Got link from the Swamp

  42. dwells38 says:

    Awww. Just two Bills comparing notes.

    Hey Bill at what point do you pull your dick out and start waggling it in front of her insisting on a BJ? Well Bill I usually do it after the drugs kick in. Really? I usually do it after I stand on her foot and force her to feel my boner against her leg. What’s the most violent sexual thing you ever did to a woman? Aw gee Bill let me think, there are so many.

    And so on and so forth…

    • Because grey boxers says:

      That’s old school. These days, you tweet your meat.

      • dwells38 says:

        True dat. Social media has given us a whole new plethora (pun intended) of options where we can be inappropriate toward women.

      • Because says:

        Complete with paper trail. 20 years into this innernet thing, people still don’t seem to get that.

      • dwells38 says:

        It’s like the murderers who send texts near the scene of the crime. Then claim they were somewhere far away on that day.

    • Octopus says:

      I like Fatscribe’s attitude. Thanks for the link. And now I will go and have myself horse-whipped once again, for voting for Clinton twice and defending his libertine (rape-y) lifestyle in numerous political discussions.

  43. Because but it sucks says:

  44. dwells38 says:

    Chuck C. Johnson is a direct result of years of debased right wing rhetoric. The conservative movement is NOT rejecting him, that’s absurd.
    9 minutes ago

    • trebob says:

      Dear Charles (you ignorant twit),

      Not directly expressing disapproval does NOT equal approval. Sometimes people are apathetic regarding others or their actions, particularly when it is obvious to even an idiot they are completely full of shite.

      For example, YOU are not jumping up and down, screaming from the rooftops, expressing your disapproval of the Taliban’s actions in Peshawar. This does not mean that anyone would think you approve of killing school aged children.

      This paranoid fascination with the mysterious “right” you maintain is looking more and more like a sickness. Either that or you’re just a foolish old man trying to garner some attention.


      A. Stalker

      • Minnow says:

        ….I vote “foolish old man trying to garner some attention”.

        Barry, you fucking idiot.


  45. Octopus says:

    This clip reminded me of Chunky’s straight-arm from Pam, which was directly connected to the beginnings of his mental breakdown. It’s one of the tougher scenes to watch in film, imho. 😯

    • Octopus says:

      That one was cut off, just when it was getting good. Here’s the whole bit:

      “Don’t call here anymore.” 😆

  46. Octopus says:

    The atrocity perpetrated by the Taliban is just business as usual for the Religion Of Death, Pedophilia, Misogyny And Terror. Furious Burka will be condemning her compadres in no uncertain terms, pretty soon…standing by…Furious? Hello?