Does Charles really want to go there?

The lack of self awareness from Charles Johnson confirms what many of us have theorized for a number of years. This man has had a nervous breakdown and is not functionally well in the head. The aging Hipster makes hypocritical statement that leaves people wondering if he is even aware of what he writes.

In the shut in’s latest hypocritical tweet, he attacks his current nemesis Charles C. Johnson for asking for donations. This is an act, Charles does regularly.

Meanwhile he has this tweet pinned to be at the top of his timeline.

Donations for me, but not for thee. Charles is no one to throw rocks especially living in the glass house he does.


110 Comments on “Does Charles really want to go there?”

  1. Arachne says:

    Itchy begs for money – “help me in my noble cause”
    Ginger asks for money – “pathetic sleazy panhandling”

    Itchy continually tweets others and encourages his followers to harass their timelines: “exposing the liars and smear merchants”

    Anyone else tweets Itchy or writes about him “stalkers! harassers! smear merchants!”

    • Because olo says:


      If you want to lose the Thai ladyboys, it’ll cost you. But it’s worth it, because content.

      I wonder how much he’d charge for the Baltimore obits.

    • frabbystinclair says:

      Ron Jeremy always asks for money and franksinclair’s mom delivers. She always gives dollars so she can ride his “bus” with her ass.

    • Just a homeless garage poop says:

      Hi Gus

  2. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Did you notice the first reply to the email?

    On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 10:14 AM, Lee Stranahan wrote:

    But…free raisins!!!

  3. Octopus says:

    Complete lack of self-awareness has been the hallmark of Chunky’s descent into the depths of bugfuckery. That, and projection. Gluttony that would make a hog barf. Pimping Thai ladyboys. Tweeting 1000 mindless messages per day, to nobody.

    Other than that, he’s doing great!

  4. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      I’d love Scratchy to meet one of them face to face. He’d better have a Depends handy. I’ll tell you torture, asshole. People on an airplane watching the soil of Pennsylvania coming closer and closer into view. I could give a shit about methods used to stop it from happening again.

      • Octopus says:

        I want every one of the lickspittle assholes responsible for the CIA-betrayal to be sent to Kabul, Baghdad and Islamabad, to apologize to the Islamists in person. Now. At gunpoint, if necessary. Just get on the plane, bitches.

        Anyone who thinks this was anything other than a craven attempt to distract from Gruber’s Obamacare shambles yesterday knows dick about politics. Americans will die because of this. Good work, Dems!

      • Octopus says:

        It’s you who’s going to be waterboarded, Stanky. Do you prefer Mountain Dew, or dewy you-rine this time?

      • Because olo says:

        Is what Ron Jeremy did to Spanky’s mom on Monday “torture”? She was sure howling.

      • frabbystinclair says:

        franksinclairs mom made good on her promise to Ron Jeremy to let him “waterboard” her in the ass. #hedgehog #franksinclairlikestowatch

    • dwells38 says:

      I’m sure the friends of Mike Spann think Gus is a real neato guy. They’d really like to meet him face to face.

  5. trebob says:

    OT Political rant:

    Boehner is yet another RINO and needs to be shown the door, at least on House leadership!

  6. Octopus says:

    Just let me hit him once, before he drinks himself to death… 😆

  7. Mojambo says:

    Chuckles Johnson needs someone to fight with on twitter (Geller, Greenwald, Chuck C. Johnson, etc.) because he is a pathetically lonely aging man with no real friends, family, or someone to love him. Rather sad if you think about it but his miserable personality is to blame.

  8. dwells38 says:

    Chuck C. has always billed himself as a “writer”. And everyone knows he’s a right wing writer. So if you want to read some some right wing writing Chuck C’s your man.

    But what is Chunky? A cut and paster. He’s a no talent and adds no value or content organized by a talented brain, translated into print. Shiny buttons and up and down dings and look who just commented crap is junk that’s off-the-shelf these days. Not blogging, not Tweeting.

    Content is of value. Writing talent is of value. Whether you like Chuck C or not, the people like Chunky and Wonkette who mock him don’t write books and articles. Because they aren’t actual writers. Similarly, I don’t always agree with everything Stacey McCain writes. But I can’t deny he has awesome writing talent.

    Chuck C asks for those who appreciate his writing to contribute so he can keep writing. Chunky’s asking for a free handout to do nothing special that anyone else couldn’t do. What Chunk is essentially saying is, you go do boring work, make money and then give it to me who get’s to stay home and blog and Tweet (which anyone can do). He adds no value.

    And Chuck C is at least a consistent individual, like him or not. He’s not a fraud. OTH Fatty McChunckcheeks is a very confused fucked up person who couldn’t even figure out who he really is or stands for throughout his late ’40s and ’50s. And has had to concoct some completely implausible cockamamy dreck about right wing misleaders or they changed and I didn’t or he’s a recovering wingnut or something. It only works if you squinch your eyes and pretend everyone on the right joined the KKK in 2009. Plus he’s a vindictive little pustule who will use your PayPal info you provided to PAY HIM to OUT YOU.

    Chunky Johnson is merely a parasite and deserves no contributions from anyone.

  9. Octopus says:

    Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. You know who you are. 🙂

  10. Because olo says:

  11. trebob says:

    The weed Gus got musta been good ‘cuz Frank/Stabby/Scabby is back and just as stupid as Gruber.

    • rightymouse says:

      Gruber got his arrogant, smarmy ass reamed by Gowdy & left in a stuttering puddle. Frank/Stabby/Scabby wouldn’t last 10 seconds before he was crying and peeing in his tighty-whities.

      • Bunk X says:

        From the comments underneath the vid on YouTube:

        williams roberson
        1 hour ago (edited)

        GOP is the devil right hand, they spread heated, fear and ignorance. I hope one day the Americans will open their eyes to see this satanic group of people who wish to bring this country down to hell’s burning fires. The GOP want see everyone hate and kill each other but at the same time want our children to fight and die in wars to gather. When they come home form these wars that only the rich and powerful profit from, they leave our veterans to beg in the streets like stray dogs. Not one of these GOP politician had a child or brother that had ever serve in our country military but they’re quick to send off the middle class and poor to fight in these unholy wars. GOP don’t care about America, they only care about their rich master that they serves and how to keep them wealth. The only good thing about the GOP party is the people who believe in them. I have never seen people who are so dedicated to these evil people like the tea party and other groups who follow them so blindly. If only if these people knew how corrupt the GOP is and how they are trying to sell this country to the highest bitter then they would feel soo betrayed. I don’t trust the Democrats and most definitely don’t trust the Republican, Americans can do better with out the both of them.

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    I can’t say with certitude that Dr. Yoghazi doenst puree his food and inject it in his anus.

  13. JimboXL says:

    If the CIA were water boarding conservatives, the blue hoods would be clapping their nooses together. Now I know they will condemn this leak just as they did Snowden, who at least exposed crimes against the American people, on second thought don’t hold your breath.

  14. Pakimon says:

    This coming from an unemployed, garage-dwelling Twitter addict who tortures dishwashers with feces filled underwear..

    Oh the humanity! 😆 😆 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Heh, didn’t take long for Gus to lose his “protected” status.

      He must’ve realized If only active followers can read his tweets, he might as well be tweeting at the splattered chicken pot pie congealing on the floor of his garage lair.

      Not very appealing to an attention starved Twitter addict. 😆

  15. Pakimon says:

    For those keeping score:

    Chuck “fat jazzy ponytailed fuckface” Johnson – 11.5K followers

    Chuck “ginger chuck” Johnson – 17.8K followers.

    No wonder The Chunkster is going berserk. 😆

  16. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Wrong again Part XXXVII

    In WaPo, Jackie’s Friends Reject Key Parts of Rolling Stone’s Account

  17. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Why won’t the left-wing pundits push me?! I’ve got a magical jazzy ponytail and I’m a VICTIM!!! Do you think I butt-chug Mountain Dew because I like it?! The CIA misled me into doing it using Dick Cheney’s Halliburton manufactured Mind Control RAY™ and now I can’t stop!!!!!!11111

  18. Pakimon says:

    Gus’ Sister on her dishwasher report: “It’s full of crap smeared underwear”.

  19. beeed says:

    Excellent! I’ll help feed Charles. Let’s hit that jar like a milf.

  20. trebob says:

    Something a bit more intellectual than Charles nutritional intake habits:

    • Because olo says:

      Atsa fact.

    • Octopus says:

      That brings up an important question: Who likes boobs more — men or lesbians?

      • trebob says:

        What’s the difference. Men can easily identify with lesbians. After all, we like girls too don’t we?

      • Octopus says:

        Well, we all suck them as babies. Most women grow out of it, though. Men never do. Perhaps this explains why so many women seem to choose the lesbian lifestyle, rather than being born gay.
        They have a natural affinity, which must be suppressed in the hetero female. This is hard science.

  21. beeed says:

    By the way, gin is such a useless drink. A friend left me a bagfull to “watch over” until he returns, and I’m trying my best to finish it, of course, but holy fuck-o-lama that crap tastes like an ass-flavored popsicle.

  22. beeed says:

    But still I’ll have ONE MORE!

  23. Abu's Question: Is franksinclair a Beeed Sock? Maybe. says:

    Beeed!!!111!!1 < except it should be in really large letters

  24. Octopus says:

    Beed would be much funnier than Stanky, if he was trolling us. Norse trolls are the best.

  25. Because olo says:

  26. swamprat says:

    charles is sticking with Lena. This will bring the tally of people he has stuck with to a grand total of…
    …wait. Take off Zombie. Also Strahan. Geller is right off. Same for Spencer. No go for Babazee. Fjordman is under the bus, Gus. Breitbart nope. Weiner nada. OK, minus the nearly 16,000 former lizards, Carry the 7…

    the grand sum is

    Lena, I hope you don’t have much riding on this guy’s support. Just sayin’.

  27. swamprat says:

    charles tweeted:

    “Never underestimate how far you can advance in the right wing subculture by outing rape victims and Ebola patients, and shitting on floors. ”

    better might be

    “Never underestimate how far you can advance in the left wing-nut culture by outing District Attourneys and PayPal contributors, and pissing in Mountain Dew bottles.”

  28. Octopus says:

    Goddam that frozen salmon! I mean, what the hell are you supposed to do with it?

  29. Pakimon says:

    Chunky has always been on the cutting edge of Social Media.

    Endless complaints about stalkers to the Facebook support staff in 5..4..3..2..1 😆

  30. Pakimon says:

    Missed last night’s boob interlude so to make up for it, here’s a handy tip guide for all you “artiste'” types.

    Tip # 2 – When coloring with crayons, try to stay inside the lines. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a very helpful guide for budding artists. Thanks!

      How am I doing? I’ve been drawing a bit, lately.

  31. Octopus says:

    Fatass uses the same Twitter-photo on Facebook, from 2004. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      I’m sure he tells himself it’s part of his “brand” and not just that he looks like a fat old hag now.

  32. Octopus says:

    The flood of libturd-links that will automatically link to Fatass’s Facebook in short order will be nothing short of stupefying. Don’t mistake this for popularity. It’s just automatically-generated glurge. My wife had to block dozens of such feeds, to remain friends with a couple of addled relatives who were “friends” with every libturd Facebook group. 🙄

    Knowing Our Chunky, he will be claiming to have a million such “friends” by Friday.

  33. Octopus says:

    Somebody’s honking their horn, outside the garage. Occupado!

  34. dwells38 says:

    Remember when Twitter was fun?

    — Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) December 10, 2014

    Typical libturd loser butt hurt.

  35. dwells38 says:

    Libturd hell-bitches double down on Dunham’s made up rape story that doesn’t check out at all:

    Summary: Fake rape victims should not be questioned because it only emboldens the fabricated rapists. Something like that.

  36. Because olo says:

    • trebob says:

      Charles is so stupid sometimes. It’s unbelievable that he is going to choose to die on this hill too. Very clearly in the video she is asked ‘do you ever shop around for for a more concrete story’ and she responds “I absolutely do”. Charles prefers to parse words, like he does on his site and while putting the quotes around the statement was incorrect, as they have been many times on Charles Johnson’s racist hate-site Little Green Footballs, the meaning is extremely accurate.

      Not a single intelligent person would deny Ms. Erdely said she shops around for victim stories, it’s certain that will be the meme at LGF. Those sycophantic people will believe anything as long as it supports the donkey show.

  37. Octopus says:

    Was it a press conference, perhaps? Maybe a conference call between the heavy hitters of Journolist? A schmoozefest at the local newspaper-hacks’ watering hole?

    No. Fatass is here referring to the ONE Politico hack who wrote the hatchet-piece on Ginger the other day, and asked Our Chunky for a quote to help fill his word-quota. Now the blithering idjit thinks he’s part of The Scene. 😆