Charles double downs on fake UVA rape case

Five years after “breaking with the right” – Charles Fuckface Johnson still is looking to make his bones with the Left and be accepted as an honored member of the Stalinist blogosphere commune. Long  after the Left had  distanced itself from the likes of Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner, Charles still stood on that hill  defending the little guy. Back in August, Charles finally figured out that throwing Israel under the bus might be the key to getting the love from the Left that he never got from his family and wrote a ridiculous thread excoriating Israel. However it was to no avail as the Left at best views him as a flake and at worst as a cynical opportunist. Now that the Rolling Stone false rape story by “Jackie” is disappearing faster than the Cheetos and Mountain Dew in Chunky’s  pantry and refrigerator, the corpulent, double chinned loser is standing with “Jackie”.  To Tubby the facts do not matter since everything to him has a political angle.

hat tip “Because olo”



115 Comments on “Charles double downs on fake UVA rape case”

  1. Mojambo says:

    Charles cares nothing about the every day rapes that takes place in the “ghettos” throughout urban American the overwhelming majority of which are black on black. The vast majority of white rape victims are also victimized by “people of color”.

  2. Pakimon says:

    Wile E. Chunkyote will never stop chasing that relevance roadrunner. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    Chunky finally cracked through the 11.4K follower wall and bumped up to a whopping 11.5K followers after 67.9K tweets!

    Time for some panhandling! Those Cheetos don’t pay for themselves! 😆

    Meanwhile, the evil Ginger Chuck is at 17.1K. followers after 36.6K tweets

    • KGB says:

      But how does donating money to Chuck “help” him expose Ginger? He’s already spending 24 hours a day in his bunker typing inanities about all and sundry. How much more pathetic can he become and what would it cost? $5? $7.50?

    • KGB says:

      What needs to be said is that Chunk doesn’t have a staff to pay, nor does he incur the costs of doing actual journalism. He’s basically asking perfect strangers to subsidize his shut-in lifestyle. “Please pay for my room and board so that I can continue to surf the net in my every waking moment.”

      No thanks, fuckface. Get a god damned job.

    • dwells38 says:

      How has he exposed anything about Chuck C. Johnson? All you have to do is read Chuck Johnson’s articles, blog and Twitter posts. You don’t need Chunky’s hyperbolic rantings and over-dramatic reactions. That’s not a service. It’s a sickness.

  4. So, last year, when a 13 year old girl was gang-raped by illegal immigrants, did Charles or anyone else on the left give a f—….

  5. Pakimon says:

    Obviously unemployed, garage-dwelling mooches response to everything about their miserable lives is to tweet non-stop 18 hours a day, 7 days a week. 😆

  6. Arachne says:

    How about the woman who came forward to accuse the Kennedy cousin, Chuck?
    Hey, how about that Black stripper who accused the Duke LAX team? Remember what happened to them? 80 professors signing a letter demanding they be expelled and prosecuted? It was total bullshit.

    And like I said yesterday, HOW MANY people backed up that lying shitbag Dorian Johnson’s story of the Michael Brown incident? Before they realized that actual forensic evidence would totally disprove their fairy tale? Let’s get the roommate under oath and see if she tells the same “backup” story under penalty of perjury.

    The rape victim apparently came forward to Rolling Stone. Let’s see the police reports.

    • OLT's Stone The Unstoned says:

      Your use of facts and logic is racist and misogynist!

      By now, anyone with blood flow to their brain knows that this is about the narrative; victims and truth be damned.

      • OLT's Stone The Unstoned says:

        And let me clarify that statement. There are indeed thought-free useful idiots and brainless rainbow-seeking unicorn lovers parroting this shit, but be warned:

        The people pushing these stories in the face of overwhelming factual evidence KNOW they’re lying and DO NOT CARE.

        They know they’re endangering and injuring innocent people with false narratives and they DO NOT CARE.

        They know they’re harming minority communities with race-baiting and they DO NOT CARE.

        They know they are damaging actual rape victims with “fake but accurate” and they DO NOT CARE.

        They know they are damaging real victims of police brutality by denying evidence and they DO NOT CARE.

        They know they are destroying the country by division and they DO NOT CARE.

        This is where the Donkey Show is no longer a joke. It’s deadly serious. These people are JUST LIKE the donkey show. Evil. More interested in perceived personal gain that anything else, including the health, safety, and welfare of others. What’s even more disgusting is the cloak of irreproachable moral superiority they’ve been taught assume when challenged.

        They’re a pack of sick, twisted fucks, and they won’t be happy until the world burns down and proves their inner self-loathing to be correct.

      • dwells38 says:

        Yes. They’re called PROGTURDS

  7. sven10077 says:

    I’m also pretty certain he thinks Lena Dunham was raped by something other than a NYC 4H club as well….

    Hopium’s a helluva drug.

  8. Octopus says:

    Apparently, the fat bastard who has been wrong about every story in the news since 2009 was taking extreme pleasure in pointing out a mistake made by his “Babycakes,” the intrepid Ginger. Physician, heal thyself. I mean, musician. I mean, fuckface.

    RT @chezpazienza: Chuck Johnson F*cked Up Again, Because Chuck Johnson Is Always Wrong… (via @Green_Footballs)
    4 hours ago
    lol RT @ChuckCJohnson: Thank you to everyone who corrected me. Now I’m going to break more news that blows this wide open, okay?
    7 hours ago
    RT @Kragar_LGF: Its so cute when @ChuckCJohnson tries to act like a real journalist. Its like a kid playing dress up.
    7 hours ago
    . @ChuckCJohnson’s “correction” is just beyond pathetic.
    7 hours ago
    RT @mattmcgrath: @Green_Footballs @sarahlery schumin’s picture in question
    8 hours ago
    Because a person he respects is telling him he’s wrong – white nationalist Steve Sailer. @Karoli
    8 hours ago
    Right now @ChuckCJohnson is beginning to realize how badly he screwed up.
    8 hours ago
    Award-winning journalism.…
    8 hours ago
    Pretty hilarious to see a white nationalist trying to talk Chuck down off the ledge.…
    8 hours ago
    Another Massive Fail by Smear Merchant Chuck C. Johnson: Posts Photo of Wrong Woman
    8 hours ago

    • dwells38 says:

      Says the recovering wingnut who was misled. And has never apologized for being what he spews hate at everyday. And he’s no kid.

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    Ms. Yoghazi cant say with certainty that he wasnt raped in a UVA frat house while wearing grey boxer briefs.

  10. Daedalus says:

    Charles does not know when to call it quits. He always thinks the Left will give him kudos for going down with the ship. In reality they laugh at his stupidity.

    • Speranza says:

      Charles C. Johnson is a major ass hole (as is Glenn Greenwald) but they give Charles F. Johnson huge smack downs so watching them fight is like watching ISIS fight Iran/Suria/Hezbollah .

  11. Because says:

    Gosh. The MSM isn’t going to the internet’s most prolific pundit.

  12. Because says:

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  14. Because says:

    Moderation monkey being dickish again.

  15. dwells38 says:

    It’s stunningly hypocritical. The Daily Caller did more than anyone to promote this egomaniacal thug as a “journalist.” @GaryLegum
    1 hour ago

    Awww. Somebody’s got poopy pants.

  16. dwells38 says:

    What is it with Republicans that are always “questioning the timing” with everything the Dem or the WH does?
    19 minutes ago

    Look who was born yesterday.

  17. Because says:


  18. Juan Epstein says:

    Oh noes! Tertur from like 10 yers ago!

    Tertur waaaaaath!

  19. Minnow says:

    I think it is downright HIGH-Larious. I finally decided to tell Gus that he is a raving douchebag on Twitter – ONLY TO FIND that he has blocked me!!?? I don’t think I ever made a tweet directed at him. Well, I guess he sure showed me!!!!

    Poor poor Gussy. Trying to go through life with such an incapacitated state of mind.


  20. Octopus says:

    What happened to Dear Fatass’s promised meet-and-tweet with Politico today? Did Chunky get stood up? 😆

    • just poop says:

      trick or treat
      smell my tweet
      gimme something good to eat

      like artisanal grilled cheese with arrugula and a chimay ale
      or cheetos

  21. just poop says:

    Sorry, unlike Charles I have a life. i watched a bit of the gruber lying today repeating the same talking point over and over. Saw Trey Gowdy try to give it to him and throttle him , however he didn’t take gruber to task over repeating the same white house generated talking point instead of answering the question…….so I missed the whole chuck c johnson thing.
    actually I find him and lack of accuracy on a regular basis to be annoying

    only reason I follow the ginger is to see how he regularly spanks icarus in every way. so what, did ginger make another factual faux pas and icarus got a semi flaccid boner over this with 50 tweets about it? is that it

    and at the end of the day ginger’s story will be 80%-20% correct and charles will still be throwing a goose egg


    • dwells38 says:

      It seems Chuck C got the wrong picture of the UVA accuser which sent Chunky into a fat jiggling paroxysm of self satisfaction.

      And then he cried and pooped his pants because it’s so unfair that Chuck C is pretty successful as a journalist and writer when he’s really just a thug er something. Another day, another Chunky love/hate affair.

  22. Octopus says:

    …instead of reading anything about Gruber! 😆

    Oh, Chunky. You’re so fatheaded.

  23. rightymouse says:

    What an effing liar. I remember when CJ defended waterboarding in particular at LGF and said it was not torture.

    • rightymouse says:

      Also, this was a report done by the Democrats, not the full Senate.

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah he pissed all over the Demoncrap scumbag traitors back in the day. Everyone knew the US was using calculated stress techniques that are effective, but well short of actual torture.

      Now days not getting an iPad with a Koran loaded on it is torture.

      • trebob says:

        Shoulda made those Guantanamo prisoners read LGF every day with all ads and pop-ups/unders/aboves enabled. Now THAT would be torture! They would probably behead themselves with their toothbrushes.

      • swamprat says:

        I felt those techniques were torture. But torture that did not physically damage. Nondamaging torture, if used to save multiple lives, seems ethical to me.

    • Arachne says:

      Didn’t work? DIDN’T work? How the hell do you think we got the 4-1-1 on bin Laden, you moron?

  24. swamprat says:

    If it is ethical to kill one person holding hostages in order to save multiple lives, it is of course ethical to cause one person extreme undamaging discomfort in order to save multiple lives.
    We praise the sniper who saves lives but we vilify the interrogator trying to do the same.

    • swamprat says:

      These are the same idiots using the “lifeboat” scenario in order to get schoolchildren to question the value of human life – which is a despicable thing to do to a child.

  25. swamprat says:

    December 9, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    What an effing liar. I remember when CJ defended waterboarding in particular at LGF and said it was not torture.

    • swamprat says:

      270 Charles 2009-04-18 11:49:10

      re: #269 Ben F

      This is very disappointing, Charles. For years you have derided those who contended that we were torturing. The critics have been proven 100% correct, yet you remain thoroughly dismissive.

      Somehow, I’ll have to live with your disappointment. I do not agree that these aggressive interrogation techniques cross the line into “torture,” with the possible exception of waterboarding — and that particular tactic was only used on three terrorists, all of whom had vitally important information we needed to get, in a time of war.

      • swamprat says:

        in his later comments he first acknowledges waterboarding as torture, (but justified for saving lives) then opposes it

        2009-05-22 15:40:30
        That’s why it’s torture. It’s pointless to argue that it isn’t. The only real question is whether it’s justified in extreme cases

        2009-05-22 18:21:33
        I agree with Charles Krauthammer (as usual) on this: there ARE extreme situations in which it’s justified to use waterboarding. But we should go into it with our eyes wide open, knowing full well what we’re doing, instead of ducking and dodging and denying the truth — because that’s how you get into big trouble.

        I haven’t “bought into” anything. The physical location of the waterboarding has no effect on the point I was making — the only justification for waterboarding is in a “ticking bomb” situation.

        Are there extreme circumstances in which it’s justified? I’d say there are — the interrogation of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is one. But we should be clear that what we’re doing in that case is torture, instead of denying it and making light of it.

        Look. I’ve been a supporter of harsh interrogation techniques in the aftermath of 9/11 throughout the history of this blog. Even waterboarding, although I do believe that one does fall into the category of torture.

        You may think the use of torture can be justified in some extreme cases (I don’t), and that at least is an arguable position. Wrong, but arguable.

      • Just poop says:

        He was just foooooooooled by Robert spencer.

        Fooled you see. He was really enlightened and nuanced all the time. Honest Markos. He was always one of you even when he wasn’t.

    • rightymouse says:

      There was one comment he made at LGF that was something like “to call waterboarding torture diminishes the true meaning of torture”.

      • Octopus says:

        I call it, “surfing with Uncle Sam.” It’s a wild ride, kids. 🙂

        Note: You buys your ticket, by flying planes into our buildings, you takes your ride.

      • Because olo says:

        The Donkey Show isn’t torture. Only the Elephant Show is torture.

  26. Minnow says:

    Hahahaha. Barry has me blocked on Twitter too!

    Since I never followed him over on Twitter and never even addressed him, I gotta think that (since he never reads here) that he must be psychotic…. errr…. psychic…. wait – which one is it?


    Hey Barry – you suck.

  27. Minnow says:

    I can’t stop laughing!!!!

  28. Arachne says:

    I consider these “torture” hearings as authentic as I did the ridiculous testimony by that fraud Sandra Fluke. I would also remind these self-righteous asshats in the Democratic party that their leadership watched a demonstration of waterboarding and effing signed OFF on it.

    • Minnow says:

      All I can see is that fraud of a human being, Nancy Piglosi, blinking as she conjures up some disingenuous bullshit retort.

  29. Octopus says:

    …to be wrong about everything, and lying about everything else. 😆

    • Because says:

      If he’s a jazzy ponytail, how about an avatar with a jazzy ponytail?

    • Arachne says:

      I think I’ll take that bet, Fatass.

      Your follower count hasn’t moved significantly in weeks
      Meanwhile, Ginger just went over 17.7K. Which means he got more followers in just a month than you got in your first two YEARS on Twitter. And I’m still not convinced you didn’t buy them. Which is probably why you’re panhandling like crazy – you’re desperate to buy more followers and the monthly bill for the ones you’ve already purchased has come due.

  30. Minnow says:

    Wow….. Barry is sure full of his dumb ass I see. Who would say this on Twitter?

    Maybe…. say…. an eleven year old girl??

  31. Octopus says:

    So…what happened to Politico? Did I miss his big interview?

    • Minnow says:

      I heard (and it might just be a rumor) that Barry sat on Politico and someone had to call 911.

      It was sort of a XXXX-sized jazzy phonytail….

    • Because says:

      Did he tweet about it?

      If a tweet doesn’t fall in the forest, then it didn’t happen.

      • Octopus says:

        Dear Fatass…he couldn’t be arsed. 😦

        And he was so proud of himself yesterday, ready to opine on all things rape-y. Sitting by the phone all day, watching it like a teenager hoping and praying to be asked to the sock-hop. He has lots of socks, too.

  32. Minnow says:

    I see where Barry wrote an in-depth “piece” on the torture report. My God, where does he find the will to publish these two sentence behemoths??

    And half of his tome was focusing on how it’s all Bush’s fault!!!

    I am thinking a Pulitzer might be in the offing for Barry…..

    Just saying.


    What predictable drivel from the Internet’s resident head injury.

    • Minnow says:


    • dwells38 says:

      Well, in his defense he has been working on a project to perfect the latest shiny button for LGF. It’s going to be glossy AND shiny. And maybe even rounded. It’s not like he’s just some code monkey.

  33. Octopus says:

    Yes. In the living room. Heard it from too many independent sources to doubt the veracity.

  34. Minnow says:

    What did the full colostomy bag say to the jazzy ponytail?

    “You’re more full of shit than I am!”


  35. Pakimon says:

    … and Gus gets a corpulent ponytailed sniveling dickhead. ;lol:

    • Pakimon says:

      Apparently, you now have to be a “confirmed follower” to post Gus’ Twitter flatulence.

      Nothing a little cuttin’ n’ pastin’ won’t fix. 😉

      Let’s try again.

      In a way it’s almost justice that the right gets Chuck C. Johnson and the left gets Glenn Greenwald. 3 hours ago

      … and Gus gets a corpulent ponytailed sniveling dickhead. ;lol:

    • Pakimon says:

      Nothing can protect Gus’ Twitter brown notes from the great and all powerful Twitterwarrior Theatre! 😈

  36. Pakimon says:

    This guy should add “slobbering sycophantic imbecile” to his Twitter profile. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Husband, Dad, Child Abuse Investigator, Alcoholic, Liberal, Beer Drinker, Slobbering Sycophantic Imbecile and liberal beer drinker. AFSCME Steward, #TWiBNation #GraceMob #TeamGeezy

      Quad Cities IA/IL
      Joined July 2010

  37. Octopus says:

    He’s actually proud of it. Well, good for you, Chunky. You made in the living room.

  38. swamprat says:

    So the floor pooper and the bottle pisser are having a spat?
    How very uninteresting.

  39. swamprat says:

    Politico has a political cartoon featuring Bush and Cheney.
    Someone should tell them what year it is.

    • Octopus says:

      So now Gus has his idiocy “protected” behind a Wall Of Secrecy? 😆

      Guess he, who never reads here, was psychically alerted to the sound of harsh mockery ringing through the land. Gettin’ paranoid from the kind Colorado bud, methinks. 😯