Charles Johnson finally finds a job!

The Race Detective becomes a  black wide receiver (#84) for the Minnesota Vikings (and catches 4 passes including a Touch Down in today’s victory over the pathetic New York Jets)!

Vikings move Cordarrelle Patterson out of starting lineup, upgrade to Charles Johnson


December 7 at 12:30 PM

Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Cordarrelle Patterson may not be in the doghouse, but he isn’t in the starting lineup Sunday, either. Instead, the Vikings have opted to go with the hot hands of  Charles Johnson against the Jets.

“C.J. is playing at a high level,” offensive coordinator Norv Turner said Thursday. “C.J. is the starter at X. That’s the position Cordarrelle plays. We’re going to do what we can to give him some opportunities to play there, but C.J.’s playing at a real high level right now.”

After injuries to Greg Jennings (ribs) and Jarius Wright (hamstring), Johnson was used as the team’s slot receiver, running just 14 routes for 41 yards on two catches. Now he moves back to his more natural position — split end — where he could shine in the Viking’s offense.

According to the game charters at Pro Football Focus, Johnson is the highest-rated wide receiver in the Viking’ passing game, despite a limited role.

Johnson also leads the team in yards per route run and appears to be a significant upgrade to Patterson, who produced just 350 yards on 344 snaps in route. That average placed Patterson 83rd among the 91 receivers targeted at least 25 percent of the time.

“The misconception that he’s in somebody’s doghouse, that’s totally false,” Vikings wide receivers coach George Stewart said. “I wouldn’t put the term ‘bust’ on Cordarrelle. He’s going to play good football for us. He’s a first-round pick for a reason, and he’s going to be very successful for us going forward.”



73 Comments on “Charles Johnson finally finds a job!”

  1. Mojambo says:

    That porker is very versatile.

  2. swamprat says:

    “Vikings move Cordarrelle Patterson out of starting lineup, upgrade to Charles Johnson”

    “upgrade to Charles Johnson”

    Haven’t heard that before.

  3. swamprat says:

    I looked at charle’s timeline. The gulag machine is broken. They are having to resort to yelling and pointing.
    It’s almost as if the twitter support and safety department was ignoring them.

  4. Macker says:

    When I heard the name Charles Johnson in today’s radio highlights! I just knew this would show up on DoD!

  5. Because olo says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Too late, Gusano.

      You’ve been filled with hate ever since your landlord in San Diego threw you out for non payment of rent and forced you to live with your sister in L.A. who threw you out, and forced you to share an apartment in Denver with someone who didn’t want to pay for your heating and put up visqueen instead. At the same time, you turned down legitimate job offers while tweeting and commenting on Little Green Footballs 18 hours a day nonstop about your miserable existence.

      Dude, you’re consumed with hate.

  6. Because olo says:

  7. windbag says:

    How long before Chuckles stalks him on Twitter?

  8. Captain Death says:

    Hey Gus you are not consumed by hate but by V.D.

  9. dezes157 says:

    Chuck is begging for money on Twitter after calling others out for doing it, the man is a parody of himself.

  10. Octopus says:

    Reduced to abject begging, like the addicts on the freeway ramps with their cardboard signs. Get a fucking job, Fatass!

  11. Because olo says:

  12. Octopus says:

    Now they’re just saying words… 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Sure. Sure he did. And then the toddler told one, too. 🙄

  13. Octopus says:

    #Lefties outraged that Jackie wasn’t raped #Totally false and totally accurate

  14. Bunk X says:

    • kbdabear says:

      Yet once again Ginger got a huge follower boost from the suspension, gained 1500 new followers since this morning, now at 16.5K. Fatass is still stuck at 11.4 for since late October.

      Ginger is laughing his ass off at you, Fatass

    • kbdabear says:

      Maybe because TMZ Politics is a branch of TMZ, and Harvey Levin is a bit more relevant and important than Fatass’s derelict blog and his 11.4K Twitter followers

  15. Bunk X says:

    Are we going to have an LGF Awards Party this year? Gonna be tough to select the nominees.

  16. Bunk X says:

  17. Because olo says:

    Keep your unmentionables out of the dishwasher.

  18. Because olo says:

    Give the man a Nobel

  19. Arachne says:

    Chuck’s very versatile. He was also apparently playing defensive back for the Carolina Panthers yesterday as well.

  20. Octopus says:

    He does get around, Our Chunky. I mean, really a’round!

    This photo surfaced recently, of his recent trip to the free clinic after he was found passed out in a kiddie pool filled with Cheetos:

  21. Octopus says:

    Young ‘un is missing George, and studying hard for Finals.

  22. Because olo says:

  23. Because onesies says:

  24. dwells38 says:

    So Twitter isn’t going to take any action to stop this egregious violation of their privacy rules? Wow.
    55 minutes ago

  25. dwells38 says:

    Ann Compton as she’s walking out the door: Shhhhh. Don’t tell anyone, but Preezydent Obungle is actually a fucking prick who shouts and curses at us off the record like a typical bully. And doesn’t give a flying shit about transparency.

  26. dwells38 says:

    Different Charles Johnson. The only athleticism this one has is in the Ponytail Pull and the Ginger Jerk.

    Oh and also Deep Drama Dips.

    And the Butthurt Curls.

  27. dwells38 says:

    Chunky tried working out his “pecs”. Didn’t go well.

  28. trebob says:

    Someone whose life parallels Charles “Little Green Footballs” Johnson: