Obsession is an Ugly Thing

During the past few years, Charles has gone through numerous periods during which the posts at LGF have reflected his obsession with one perceived enemy or another. Past targets of this attention include, in roughly decreasing order of posts devoted: Andrew Breitbart, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Pam Geller, and Glen Greenwald.

In recent months, 3 major events have dominated the US news cycles: the Michael Brown shooting, the presence of Ebola in the US, and the midterm elections. What makes the LGF coverage of these events unique is how Charles effortlessly cuts straight to the heart of these complex issues, namely, how someone else is covering them.  Lately he has singled out two individuals for his special attention, Jim Hoft of thegatewaypundit.com, and Charles C. Johnson of gotnews.com .

Between August 12th and November 29th,

  • LGF had 105 posts about Ferguson, 28 (27%) of these focused on Hoft or CC Johnson.
  • LGF had 46 posts concerning Ebola, 12 (26%) of these focused on Hoft or CC Johnson.
  • LGF had 64 posts (out of 376, 17%) focused on either Hoft or CC Johnson.
  • LGF had 12 posts (3%) focused on the midterm elections.

It wouldn’t be a statistics post without a chart, so here’s what may possibly be the first Venn diagram in the history of DoD.

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204 Comments on “Obsession is an Ugly Thing”

  1. Figured it would drive him over the edge that there is a huge national news story going on in Jim Hoft’s backyard.

  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Octopus says:

    An African-American showed me this tonight, trying to make me spit my drink. It worked. So racist. Chunky be freakin’! 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Kris: “Assume the position, young fame-whore.”
    Kendall: “I aaaamm, Mom! Stop pimpin’, for a sec.”

    This family makes a bunch of millions every year for their efforts. They are an American phenomenon, and industry. Industry of what? Never mind that! They’re famous. With huge butts. Except this one, who “has like no butt whatsoever,” according to her older stepuglysisters.

    • Bunk X says:

      All ironing board, no lunch.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Good use of negative space, but the hand looks like it’s somebody elses.

    • dwells38 says:

      I have no problem having a look at her beautiful slim bod. But has anyone checked how fast she can run a mile or swim an olympic sized pool? She is Bruce Jenner’s daughter after all.

      • Bunk X says:

        Give her 20 lbs., then we’ll gawk.

      • Octopus says:

        To quote our old expert on the see-thru yoga tights controversy: “I don’t have a problem with it.”

        She looks fine. Especially for a model, who are usually weird-looking and unhealthy-thin. She’s going to be the class of that bunch, in the long run. She’s already ahead by a long margin in that race. She actually has a job!

  5. kbdabear says:

    Of course Goos has some links to data from the DOJ to support this, right? Goos… Goos..

    • Pakimon says:

      The number one killer of expired Banquet chicken pot pies are Unemployed Mooches. They’re a garage-dwelling Twitter addict group.

      • Arachne says:

        Actually, dumbass Scratchy, the No. 1 killer of Law Enforcement Officers in the country is the same as everyone else – cardiovascular disease. Shut the eff up.

    • Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

      100% of statistics are statistics.

  6. kbdabear says:

    I wonder what the Twitter version of that Venn Diagram would look like

    At any rate, the obsession Fatass has with Ginger and Hoft aren’t winning him many new followers, he’s been stuck at 11.4K for 3 weeks now. Ginger in the meantime has not only passed him, Fatass can’t even see his taillights anymore, now more than 2K ahead at 13.5K

  7. applepine says:

    There are many Justin Bieber fan girls with more followers than Jabba the Chunk.

  8. Bunk X says:

    Can’t make it past midnight anymore. Play it in B.

  9. Pakimon says:

    I do believe The Chunkster is getting peevish… again.

    I prefer Ginger Chuck myself. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, Itchy, he who has the most followers should get to call the shots on that, don’t you think?

  10. Pakimon says:

    I wish I had the know-how to put the following info into spiffy graph form 😀

    As of November 30th:

    Charles C. Johnson aka Ginger Chuck (Joined March 2009) –

    34.6K Tweets 13.5K Followers

    Charles F. Johnson aka fat ponytailed dickhead (Joined Feb 2009) –

    67.6K Tweets 11.4K Followers

    Gus_802 aka unemployed garage-dwelling mooch (Joined January 2011) –

    159K Tweets 2K Followers

    Contained in the preceding statistics is an abject lesson in futility, addiction, obsession and chronic peevishness.

    • Pakimon says:

      I felt obligated to highlight Gus’ Twitter stats because it illustrates more than anything else the pathetic state of his life.

      If anyone actually cared about Gus, they’d have an intervention.

      In reality, nobody does care about him so it’ll never happen which is too bad.

      I’d buy tickets to watch that show.

      And I’d bring popcorn… lots of popcorn. 😆

  11. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful (early) NFL Sunday morning and Pakimog ready with beer and turkey sammiches!

    Today the Jaguars host Giant men from New York! Will they get 2nd win? Pakimog say not unless they get help!

    Ginger power … Activate!

  12. Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

    Here we go again.

    Drum circles, Chunk. Drum circles.

    • rightymouse says:

      “Likely” is his weasel word in case he gets blow-back.

      • Bunk X says:

        Source is the SPLC.

        40 Charles Mon, Dec 24, 2007 6:48:15pm

        re: #33 konservo

        Charles,
        About the confirmation from the SPLC, you wrote in an update in this post:

        More corroboration of the neo-Nazi’s claim: Extremist Group Announces Speech by Congressman.
        The Robert A. Taft Club, a group headed by a man with a network of racist connections, has announced that a U.S. congressman, Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas), will address the group this Thursday at a restaurant in Arlington, Va.

        I don’t think that Paul addressed the Taft Club at the Tara Thai restaurant, though.
        According to the reviews Tara Thai has a “funky decor (it looks like it’s underwater…)” and you can find footage of the Ron Paul/Taft Club speech and it doesn’t seem to have the underwater theme of Tara Thai.
        [Link: http://www.youtube.com...]
        I think he was speaking at the Taft Club hq.

        Mmm… I don’t think I said that speech was at the restaurant, did I?

  13. Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

    And Hitler.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Takes one to know one….

  15. rightymouse says:

    Fatso has given more traffic to Hoft & Johnson #1 due to his obsessions than he ever imagined. Putz.

  16. Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

    Praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster again?

  17. Octopus says:

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/the-progressive-war-on-science/article21821297/

    Excerpt:

    Nearly 9,000 people in California have come down with whooping cough this year, and a handful have died. Repeated pleas from public health officials have gone unheeded. “Children are the victims of our ignorance,” vaccination expert Paul Offit wrote in The Wall Street Journal. “An ignorance that, ironically, is cloaked in education, wealth and privilege.”

    Yet it’s conservatives – religious, less educated, less wealthy and certainly less liberal – who are generally condemned for dogmatically refusing to embrace science. After all, they’re the knuckle-draggers who believe that evolution is just a story and that global warming is a crock. In Canada, a week is not complete without another denunciation of Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s so-called war on science.

    But what about the progressives’ war on science? That war actually kills people. As Hank Campbell, co-author of the book Science Left Behind, writes, “If some crank school district tries to deny evolution, no one is going to die and it just makes them look backward and stupid. Denying food, medicine and energy science, like progressives do, is costing lives.”

    • Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

      Yep. A couple years ago, there was a whooping cough outbreak here, and since it had been decades since I got the vaccination as a kid, I got it. It cost me a month an a half. I was too hoarse to talk to anybody for all that time.

      And when kids get it, it’s a lot worse, and frequently fatal.

      Fuck those assholes. That’s a month and a half of my life that I’ll never get back.

      This isn’t cute and trendy. It’s deadly.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s really infuriating. The Proggies obsess over fantasy bogeymen like AGW, GMO and vaccine-autism, while people freeze, starve and cough themselves to death, thanks to their idiocy. Where are the grown-ups?

      • dwells38 says:

        Because proggies don’t give a flying shit about helping people. They only care about getting power.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        They only care about making themselves feeeeel (as Michael Savage would say) better, not anybody else.

    • dwells38 says:

      Lumping we AGW/Climate Change deniers with Creationists always pisses me off. The two are in no way related and neither are a thinking person’s reasons for a position on either.

      I’m not even totally opposed to some of the scientific conclusions that CO2 might be a component to a possible human caused warming. I just don’t think they have enough data points to crunch out a runaway warming Earth scenario. It’s a fricking planetary climate. It’s gigantic and super-dynamic. But disingenuous bastards (and bitches) some scientists, some not are leaping to the conclusion they want for ulterior leftist, Progturd reasons. So for that one there’s a total breach of trust.

      However, I do believe in evolution whole heartedly. Not because I’m a brainwashed liberal freakazoid anti-religious God hater. But because there are MOUNTAINS of evidence pointing toward the evolutionary process in the form of fossils and biological data including DNA. And this has been discovered and well documented during a time when Progturd fuckers didn’t have a chance to manipulate it to their purposes. Darwin, after all believed in God.

      So anyway, got that off my chest.

  18. Octopus says:

    Disconnect the Irony Meter, and enjoy:

    Stunning, isn’t it? 😆

    • Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

      At least his avatar is up to date.

    • dwells38 says:

      Gee least he’s not some fuckturd who can’t figure out what he thinks and runs a blog for years for supposed racists. At least Ginger Johnson’s got some balls and some writing and historical knowledge chops. Fat Ponytail Johnson’s a sad loser who ran a blog for what he now considers racists and now follows the Progturd lying narrative and still can’t even write his own content. What a scumbag loser Fat Ponytail Johnson is. The only thing he can do is hurl insults impotently.

  19. dwells38 says:

    This is perfect. I loves me some stats! Numbers, data, graphs, charts. Yum.

  20. kbdabear says:

    I assume there are plenty of “Premium $79.95 Memberships” available …

  21. Octopus says:

    olo 😆

  22. applepine says:

    You’ve got to hand it to Ginger……. he’s playing the libs like a ukelele, gaining followers hand over fist in the process.

    It’s funny when they get all cranky in unison..

    I’m sure Ginger is getting a kick out of their OUTRAGE!

  23. Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

    • Octopus says:

      He is taking his obsession with Eponymous Ginger to a whole new level. It’s very personal, and sexual.

    • Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

      • Octopus says:

        That’s a lesson a lot of people never really learn. Saves you a ton of anxiety, once you realize the peanut gallery is mostly imaginary.

      • Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

        Oh, donkeyshit. They’re pointing and laughing. See? Look through these binoculars…

  24. Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

    Oh, so NOW you tell me…

  25. applepine says:

    Every time someone makes me mad, no matter what the reason, I’m going to proclaim “RACIST!” to them.

    Might as well … the way it’s thrown around willy-nilly these days it’s losing its meaning.

  26. Bunk X says:

  27. Octopus says:

    Ginger Man is permanently suspended from Twitter, I thought. I mean, “Babycakes.” 😆

  28. Octopus says:

    Yeah, the planet is alive. Like Gaia. That’s deep, mang.

  29. Pakimon says:

    Skidmarked underwear = Wrecked dishwasher

  30. Pakimon says:

    Unemployment = Garage dwelling

  31. Pakimon says:

    Chronic Sterno drinking = Skidmarked underwear

  32. Pakimon says:

    Gus and VirginMobile Obamaphone = Twitter addiction

  33. Pakimon says:

    But the harassment of Pamela Gellar, Jim Hoft, Glenn Greenwald, etc. is ok, right Chunky? 🙄 😆

  34. Pakimon says:

    Throw in some family sized bags of Cheetos to eat and you’re really asking for it! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Shouldn’t you be more worried about paying the bills than buying an iPhone there, Fatass? Not cheap even if you’re doing it as an upgrade.

  35. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is waiting for the Cheetos scent version. 😆

    Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses

  36. Octopus says:

    Hilariously stupid takes on Ferguson rioting, I mean “peaceful protests,” from MSBSC and CNN: http://freebeacon.com/culture/smarttakes/

    I enjoyed this: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/cnns-jones-lemon-rip-into-each-other-over-ferguson-protests/

    “When Ideologues Attack” 😆

  37. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/2014/11/30/story-to-watch-teens-beat-motorist-to-death-with-hammers-in-st-louis/

    Will there be a national discussion, with lots of agonized breast-beating?

    No. I don’t think so.

    • dwells38 says:

      Teens? What teens in St. Louis are dangerous? I thought they were all baby boys and gentle giants. When the cops attack you have to call the neighborhood homies for protection or something.

      Here’s some other crazy racist shit I read on The Gateway Pundit:

      http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/12/st-louis-police-officers-association-demand-rams-apologize-for-hands-up-stunt/

      The St. Louis police union statement said the players “chose to ignore the mountains of evidence” released by the grand jury and engaged “in a display that police officers around the nation found tasteless, offensive and inflammatory.”

      The group called for the players to be disciplined and accused the Rams and the NFL of being hypocritical.

      Union business manager Jeff Roorda said it was “way out-of-bounds” for the players to conduct an on-field protest while being protected by officers who have been working 12-hour shifts and even gave up their Thanksgiving holiday to defend their community.

      Chunky wholeheartedly approves of their “protest” I’m sure. Because if you squinch your eyes up and ignore all the facts you can find a race crime against Teh Whites. Seriously all the Ferguson idiots need to fucking go away.

      • Arachne says:

        A sports bar in the area has announced on Twitter after that stunt they will be removing the Rams insignia and no longer broadcasting their games. Oh, and the players can stay the hell out of their bar as well…

  38. Arachne says:

    Ginger – 13,852 followers
    Itchy – 11,384
    Difference – almost 2.5K.

  39. Octopus says:

    Hanson is still kicking ass and naming names, even while grieving his daughter. Two great pieces came out this Thanksgiving break:

    http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/explaining-away-obama/

    http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/law-is-a-drag/

    The Pre-Moronic Conversion Chunky would have featured both of these, with laudatory words of introduction. Now, if he was to waddle out of his weight-class at all to refer to Hanson, it would be to call him an insane, dangerous racist. The cost of losing your integrity first, and then your mind. 😯

  40. Because C.F. Johnson isn't ghey NTTAWWT says:

    O. M. G.

    • Octopus says:

      Jesus, take the wheel. 😆

    • trebob says:

      In case you’re curious, but didn’t want to lower your general IQ by visiting the Mother Jones website, allow me to summarize the article:

      You are prejudice and bigoted, you haven’t been taught that and you are probably not even conscious of your racist tendencies. According to MJ, if you are white and strongly conservative, you are the most bigoted and if you’re strongly liberal, you are the least bigoted. (*SHOCKER*)

      I shouldn’t even read these any longer. I knew what the gist of the article was just by the headline. Conservatives = racists, librul = good guy.

      IT’S SCIENCE!

    • just poop says:

      Charles , you’re boring.

      unlike your shitty blog this is news a black man can use

    • trebob says:

      You want some science Charles? How about this; 78% of aborted babies in NYC were black or hispanic? I bet nearly everyone of those 78% voted Dem. Almost 60,000 black or Hispanic children were killed in NYC in one year and you don’t give a rat’s ass about them.

      Charles you are the worst kind of racist opportunist.

      • Octopus says:

        Real genocidal murder doesn’t raise a single libturd eyebrow. Kill dem bebbies, and make the guvmint pay for it. That’s feminism!

  41. dwells38 says:

    Jim Hoft will be on Crane Durham’s radio show today:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/12/crane-durham-to-take-calls-from-concerned-police-officers-on-nothing-but-truth-radio-show/

    Chunk prefers to slander and smear cops via Twitter. Oh let’s face it he would love to be on radio. But for some reason he doesn’t get a lot of invites from that milyo.

  42. kbdabear says:

    “While you’re at it, click on my Amazon store to support LGF, buy a calendar, and hit the tip jar!”

  43. Because privates, NTTAWWT says:

  44. Because privates, NTTAWWT says:

    Worried that video of the inside of Cheeto Manor might find its way to the ninnernet?

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, and everybody thinks you’re an idiot and on the wrong side of this issue Asshole. Get ready for another eleventy million retweets as conservatives send this message around with “check out Dumbo’s latest gripe.”

  45. Arachne says:

    And in the midst of it all…..the hug “heard” round the world….

    Story is here: http://video.foxnews.com/v/3917248481001/photo-of-boy-hugging-police-officer-goes-viral/#sp=show-clips

    • Octopus says:

      Only in Portlandia. 😥

      That was nice.

      • Arachne says:

        It’s the tears on the boy’s face that get to me. He was holding a sign that said “free hugs.” Perhaps Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown’s parents should take note – this is how you raise a young man.

  46. Arachne says:

    Oh…Mark Levin (8 million listeners) just mentioned Ginger and the gotnews.com site. BTW, Fatty, how many listeners does that chick Stephanie what’s-her-name have? You know, the one that mentioned you?

  47. Arachne says:

    Ginger now at 14,021 (and just got a mention at Levin) so picked up 150+ followers since 7:00 a.m. today.
    Ponytail picked up a whole net ONE in followers today.

    I await the smell of desperation and envy to start emanating from Culver City.

    • Octopus says:

      I think it’s time to invoke the “Mercy Rule,” on the twitter-contest between The Two Chuckies. Ginger is pulling away like Secretariat, aka “Big Red,” in the Belmont.

    • Minnow says:

      I could only take 6:09 of this. Please tell me – what is the punch line? Barry now calls Gateway Pundit a lying sack?

      But then, what would we expect from Barry the brain damaged moron?

  48. swamprat says:

    charles rweeted:

    ICYMI: Police: Austin Shooter Belonged to an Ultra-Conservative Christian Hate Group lgf.bz/1yDpyES

    YEAH. THEY’RE SORTA LIKE OBAMA’S FRIEND BILL AYERS, BUT WITHOUT THE MARX/MAO LOVE.

    The Phineas Priesthood… is a Christian Identity movement … that opposes interracial intercourse, the mixing of races, homosexuality, and abortion. It is also marked by its anti-Semitism, anti-multiculturalism, and opposition to taxation… One becomes a Phineas Priest by simply adopting the beliefs of the Priesthood and acting upon those beliefs. Members of the Priesthood are considered terrorists for, among other things, various 1996 abortion clinic bombings, the bombing in Spokane of The Spokesman-Review newspaper, bank robberies, and plans to blow up FBI buildings.[1] Four members of this organization were convicted of crimes including bank robbery and bombing, with each sentenced in 1997 and 1998 to life in prison.[2]

    • Abu Steve Larmer says:

      Octo,
      Have I told you lately that I love you? NTTAWWT!!!1!!!

      Where do you find this stuff? Looks like G. Costanza claiming shrinkage.

      BTW: My Blackhawks went 5-1-0 on a six game road trip within the Western Conference. I’ve ordered my Cup finals play-off tickets, lol.

      • Octopus says:

        Love you too, bro. (no homo!) 🙂

        I see the Blackhawks have recovered from their early malaise, as I expected. I see another Cup-run in their near future.

        Wings are coming along nicely, staying relatively healthy, knock on wood. Getting Weiss back finally is a big shot in the arm. Defense very solid, despite lack of expensive free agents — very nice development. Stud-forward rookie Mantha recovered from training camp broken-fibula, ready to step in and take over the league…heheh, we shall see.

  49. swamprat says:

    Now one of the witnesses has been killed in Ferguson.
    I don’t think Kragar has figured out the why and who.
    Hint. Wilson wasn’t indicted so the people who are angry are the ones who wanted him indicted.
    Think for a moment.
    We haven’t seen enraged mobs of KKK vowing vengeance and retribution.

    “But Joshua’s family believes the Ferguson witness was killed “over a grand jury’s decision not to indict Michael Brown’s killer.” Others have said that witnesses who spoke out in support of Darren Wilson’s account of the shooting were being threatened.”

    I can’t believe this. This is horrible. Either side has a motive.

  50. Voltaire's Crack says:

  51. Because olo, NTTAWWT says:

  52. Because olo, NTTAWWT says:

    You ain’t got no gold, and you don’t smell like a rose.

  53. Octopus says:

    I’m really hoping this clown-hair in the pits thing takes off. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Pretty sure the top left gal colored hers in with a magic marker.

      • Octopus says:

        I think it’s her sweaty pits, making the dye run and soak into the surrounding skin. That’s probably healthy.

        Young people: Some things sound good when you first hear them, or look good on paper. Later, you see that all that glitters is not gold. Clown-hair, for example. On your head, in your pits, or down in the carpeted rumpus room, it’s best used sparingly, as a novelty or costume perhaps.
        –Olde Fuddy-Duddy

  54. dwells38 says:

    Speaking of attention whores, Madonna evidently still wants us to look at her tits.

    http://www.interviewmagazine.com/music/madonna-1

    Time to retire the material “girl”.

    Now this broad still looks awsome although she doesn’t want me looking at her tits. I saw her on a PBS pledge show last night about the new Downton Abbey season wearing that very dress.

    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/events/Bernadette%20Peters/bernadette-peters-24th-annual-glaad-media-awards-02.html

    • Octopus says:

      Bernadette is 66, to Madge’s 56. They look the same age. Not bad for either, but I wonder how much surgical-precision has been brought to bear.

      As for Madge’s nips, all I can say is, “Really?” Honey, there’s nobody left in Christendom or elsewhere who hasn’t seen the goods more than enough. On the other hand, they don’t look half-bad. 😉

    • Arachne says:

      Oh please – those photos are airbrushed/photoshopped within an inch of their lives. That is the ONLY way this almost 60 woman would agree to this.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re right, of course. It’s no longer about reality anymore — it’s what they can do in the computer. We know that, but we still play along. Why should the youth-wasted-on-the-young ones have all the naked fun? 😉

  55. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      Yes, Scratchy, that describes Itchy to a “t’.
      Oh, and let Itchy know that so far this Christmas shopping season I have ordered over $300.00 worth of stuff from Amazon for gifts. I doubt his followers in toto will order that much.

  56. Juan Epstein says:

    White klan can dance.

    • Octopus says:

      Hard to believe “these wasn’t his best moves,” tho. That’s some dirty, dirty dancin’. 😆

    • OLT's Gramma Moves Like A Dirty Thirty says:

      You wanna keep a hawt babe like that, you gotta bring it.

      I am not kidding, BTW. Like the rest of the avian world, hawt chicks demand the courtship dance.

      😉

      • Octopus says:

        I see that, too. Mama was gettin’ her groove on. You can’t just do the White Boy Shuffle, and expect her to cuddle on the ride home.

        I think I know the song in your head, too:

  57. Because guess who? says:

    • Octopus says:

      He’s flogging his broke-backed steed mercilessly, trying to make up ground on Big Red. See the stretch-run at Belmont, above. 😆

      That reminds me, of the old conservative blog known as “The Belmont Club,” which used to be a regular feature at LGF. The writer’s name was Wretchard, then, and he really knew his stuff. So much misleading, going on!

      Now he’s at PJM, under his real name, Richard Fernandez. “Fernandez’ interest in history began at Harvard, where he obtained a Master’s degree in Public Policy.” In Chunky’s terms, that makes him “a dangerously insane viscous racist!”

    • Arachne says:

      One retweet.. Only one. Your followers are really getting sick of your constant crap about Ginger and Jim – they don’t really care what Ginger has to say and/or Hoft.

      You lost a follower too, I see.

  58. Octopus says:

    Gus?

    http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/12/homeless_man_who_stole_ambulan.html

    Homeless man who stole ambulance reportedly destined for defunct Detroit strip club

    By Gus Burns | fburns@mlive.com
    on December 01, 2014 at 5:55 PM, updated December 01, 2014 at 6:29 PM

    PONTIAC, MI — Oakland County officials say a homeless man hijacked an unlocked Star EMS ambulance from the emergency entrance to McLaren Oakland Hospital in Pontiac about 11 p.m. Sunday.

    Officials tell the Detroit News the 51-year-old planned to drive the ambulance to the Booby Trap, an adult entertainment club on 8 Mile in Detroit that featured topless dancing until it closed multiple years ago.

    Sheriff’s officials say the ambulance was unlocked and one of the medics left their cell phone inside, which dispatch used to track the suspect in Sterling Heights, where he was arrested.

  59. dwells38 says:

    Is this the harrassment of which the Fat One is referring? I saw this on Jim Hoft’s site but the signage at the bottom of this quote is from Chuck C.:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/12/police-laugh-at-reporter-who-published-darren-wilsons-address-after-she-requests-a-list-protection/

    The police laughed at her.
    Illinois Review reported:

    Julie Bosman, the Chicago-based New York Times reporter who published police officer Darren Wilson’s address is “over exaggerating” her security concerns say the Chicago Police Department (CPD).

    Sources inside CPD tell Got News that Bosman (photo above) demanded a level of protection afforded A-List celebs and dignitaries. But an investigation revealed that she was not in any danger, and deserved no more than extra attention paid to her address by patrol.

    Bosman “wasn’t under any real threat” says a Chicago police officer. “She came in thinking she was Steven Spielberg or something shooting a movie” demanding all kinds of protections says a law enforcement source with knowledge of the Chicago police. “The police laughed at her.”

    @juliebosman is reportedly worried for her safety after publishing #DarrenWilson’s address, according to Chicago PD. #Ferguson

    — Charles C. Johnson (@ChuckCJohnson) November 28, 2014

    So very sexist an nat.

    • swamprat says:

      quoted from story
      “Sources inside CPD tell Got News that Bosman (photo above)
      To protect the neighbors and just in case the address wasn’t enough.

      • swamprat says:

        Maybe the GPS co-ordinates and her license plate number were left out of the story by accident.

  60. Octopus says:

    I have a fever, and the only prescription is more…Batman?
    http://thechive.com/2014/12/01/awesome-interpretations-of-batman-31-photos/

    My fave:

  61. applepine says:

    It’s getting embarrassing, Jabba the Chunk STILL languishing at 11.4K.

    Ginger is at 14.2K and rising. This bothers Chunk a lot.

    Notice how he doesn’t tweet about Ginger nearly as much as he did before?

    It would draw attention to that painful fact.

  62. kbdabear says:

    This should be retweeted to Greenwald, Hoft, Pammy, Ginger, Beck, and the cast of thousands that Fatass sends insulting tweets to over and over… aka “harassment”, not “exposing their lies”

    • Arachne says:

      I advise everyone to tweet about Fatass but not include him in their responses. He is a great believer in what he calls the “Reply” trap where he is included in the initial tweet to you but when you reply the user then notifies Twitter that your tweet is unsolicited. I don’t know if it still works.

      I also wish every conservative would “unfollow” Jerkweed while they’re at it. And BLOCK him in the process. He’d go nuts knowing that no one that he wants to annoy is paying attention to him.

  63. applepine says:

    Goos has tweeted 160,000 times with 2k followers?

    Goos is the definition of a pathetic human being.

    Most of his tweets are to himself. They are usually one liners that don’t make sense, or the context is a mystery. Maybe that’s the problem?

    I have a feeling that the only pussy Goos is ever going to see was on the day he was born.

    • Arachne says:

      Unless you are a public figure, you are doing well on Twitter if your follower count is 10% of the number of tweets – i.e., you have 10,000 tweets? You should have at least 1,000 followers.

      By this reason, Scratchy should have 16,000 followers. More than Itchy even. He doesn’t. He has a follower count of roughly 1,5%

      • applepine says:

        Ahhh good info. My teenage daughter is about to crack 10K. I’ll have to check her ratio.

      • Arachne says:

        If she’s very very clever, like Iowahawk, she may have a large following. His following is like 400% of the tweet ratio.

  64. Juan Epstein says:

    Yoghazi, PHD doesnt dig Bosnians.

    On th incitement side yet again, dawg.

  65. Octopus says:

    Is it just me, or did Chunky’s stalking seem a lot more “normal” and understandable when he was hounding “The One That Got Away,” aka, Pam Geller? I mean, he was lovelorn, and furiouser than a wet burka-maniac at the time.

    Now he’s obsessed with a much-younger man, with the same name as himself. It’s just creepy. Extremely mock-worthy, but still creepy. 😆 😯

  66. applepine says:

    Kragar (PROUD TO BE KAFIR)

    That dick is tweeting and blogging from his workplace (HP) again.

  67. rightymouse says:

    Do we need a fresh thread or what?

  68. rightymouse says:

    Gussy 101. How to look like an intellectual moron when addressing a Congressman.

  69. rightymouse says:

    LOL! That must be why the Donks got trounced in November. Because we all listen to the likes of Jeb Bush.

  70. swamprat says:

    “cameras for justice”
    Wouldn’t do a thing for Ferguson. They didn’t like the store cam or the “other” witnesses, then they won’t like the cop cam.
    Possible solution: moat

    “we’re gonna need a bigger moat”