Charles begs for money

Charles is hurting for money and issues a cry for help.

I need money I need money2

This is pathetic

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93 Comments on “Charles begs for money”

  1. kbdabear says:

    No calendar this year? How will I know how to identify the brake cable on a Trek 520?

  2. Octopus says:

    Now the crowds are insane. Everybody’s insane! 😆

    I wouldn’t flip you a nickel if you were making balloon animals at a kids birthday party, in your dirty clown suit. Get a real job, you fat old slacker. But first, make me a bicycle, clown! 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    I did everything I could to induce a food coma today, but the drive home from Grand Rapids, followed by a brisk walk with the poor left-behind-all-day George, has me fired up for some Nazi-killing. I’m going to watch “Fury” again, just out on the free market internet for people who don’t want to subsidize depraved and decadent Hollywood. It’s a fine movie, almost totally free of anti-American jibba-jabba. Bloody realistic.

    Gus’s timeline today looks really sad, btw. He really hates Racist AmeriKKKa, doesn’t he? Poor widdle Argentine refugee hobo… 😦

  4. swamprat says:

    All hail our forward thinking president Obama for “allowing” us to frack enough oil and gas to obstruct Russia and her evil progressive agenda.
    Perhaps he will use his all knowing influence on the EPA and Obama Care so as to encourage industry in America and thus defund socialist China who would use our own commerce against us.
    That ought to explode some heads.
    Gee, it sure is terrible about the militarization of civilian police. I wonder why Obama allowed it?

  5. Dudebro says:

    chuckles pays his bills? HAHA
    Charles Johnson had left the band (after I gave him money to help buy a Volkswagen I might add)
    http://www.tinyurl.com/geoduke

    • kbdabear says:

      You don’t understand. Black people love Fatass so much that the money was a “gift”, and he’d never insult the black man by paying hm back. Fatass tried that with the CA Franchise Tax Board once, claiming the money he got from LGF memberships was a “gift”

  6. Bunk X says:

  7. Pakimon says:

    Poor Chunky.

    He was so sure his evil ginger nemesis was gone from Twitter for good… 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Looks like the fat ponytailed dickhead was just making shit up.

      I wonder if he’s going to post a retraction like he’s demanding of Jim Hoft?

      Hypocrisy… it’s what’s for dinner! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Another tidbit the Corpulent Jazzy Ponytail pulled from his ass that was completely false.

      I suggest Chunky should concentrate on pulling his head out of his ass instead. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      The Thanksgiving Day Final Scorecard:

      Chicago Bears – 17

      Detroit Lions – 34 😀

      Seattle Seahawks – 19

      San Francisco 49ers – 3 😀 😀

      Philadelphia Eagles – 33

      Dallas Cowboys – 10 😀 😀 😀

      Corpulent Ponytailed Chunk – 11.4K

      Ginger Chuck – 12.9K 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • Octopus says:

        It was a fine day of football. I only watched parts of the later games, and was driving through much of the Lions, but it was still good.

      • rightymouse says:

        My poor in-laws went through major snow yesterday to & from our home. Cleveland got hammered. 😦

    • Bunk X says:

      CCJ was booted because he doxxed the NYT reporters who published Officer Darren Wilson’s address (even though he and his family had already vacated the residence for safety reasons).

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    “We”?

    You have no staff, Yoghazi, PHD.

  9. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog discover that there is Flyers vs. Rangers hockey game on TV today!

    Will Flyers overcome poor start to season by concentrating and scrape failure off ice like ice girl?

    We shall see! 😀

    • Octopus says:

      I console myself with the fantasy that the Unicorn Messiah is really a diabolical evil genius, who is sending these terrorists back to their crazed troops with switchable trackers implanted in their bodies, so we can light them up and take them and their comrades to Boomtown. They’re just taking up space down there in Gitmo, and getting sympathy from waterheads around the world. Get them back on the battlefield where they can be properly obliterated. 😈

  10. rightymouse says:

    Back on topic….the LGF sanitarium has about 7 or 8 active inmates. Most of whom live at poverty level – i.e. Gussy, who spends his days tweeting from his Obamaphone.

  11. Because NTTAWWT says:

  12. Because olo says:

  13. Because olo says:

    Hey Guus. There’s an org that you might want to consider.

    • Octopus says:

      Gus: “I would never be a member of an organization that would have me…leave the safe confines of my own Sis’s garage, except to forage for food and Sterno in the dumpster.”

  14. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles.
    I’ve done about 3 grand this year on amazon.com

    I buy everything on amazon. I mean everything

    And I used an LGF link zero times.

    Driving away the people with jobs and disposable income was a really lousy business model you dumb shit.

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. I buy lots of goods from Amazon because my family is scattered around. Amazon Prime is the BEST! 🙂

    • livefreeor die says:

      Ditto. I do as much of my Christmas shopping as possible on Amazon. I also use it whenever I have to buy gifts for other occasions as with Amazon Prime we get free shipping. I also do subscribe and save for a lot of our nonperishable grocery items.
      Oh, Chuck. If you knew how much money you blew…

  15. Doppel milyo says:

    More chuck FAIL

    • rightymouse says:

      LOL! 🙂

    • Because Cthurky says:

      After Thanksgaia, his band of 11 unemployed college grads in their ’50s are supposed to buy shit to give to somebody because of the birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or something.

      What could go wrong with a business plan like that?

  16. windbag says:

    Silly libtards, don’t they know that for every dollar spent through Amazon portals, the Koch Brothers get three dollars, one acre of rain forest is converted to asphalt, and a kitten is flung into Hell’s unquenchable flames? Chuckles is a shameless whore to the capitalists.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yep. I was hoping to see the witness testimony transcripts, but there’s some good stuff there in any case.

  17. rightymouse says:

    Awesome projection Fatass!

  18. ISpeakJive says:

    Lefties who hyperventilate at even the thought of kids playing Cowboys and Indians and think white gun culture is destroying the country are now perfectly OK with this little kid playing Bloods and Crips with his “toy” that happens to look exactly like a real gun. Amazing.

    Looks like the cops reacted way too fast, but if it WAS a real gun it wouldn’t have been too fast, and everyone would have been relieved. Bad judgment lets a kid out to play with a realistic gun in this day and age of crazies shooting up the joint.

  19. Octopus says:

    Time to talk some truth to power, and stuff:

    • Octopus says:

      That was before Detroit elected Mike Duggan, by the way. Still can’t believe a white business manager is mayor of the fair city. 😯

      • Because not a toy says:

        GM still sucks.

      • Octopus says:

        Got a lemon, didja?

        You’re not the only one. Quality’s a lot better these days. Thank the Japs, for shaming American auto companies into building better cars.

      • Because olo says:

        Ford’s ok. Especially the Mazdas with Ford logos. The Isuzus and Toyotas with Chevy logos are pretty good, too.

        Cadillac died after the last pink one was made for Elvis.

    • Because olo says:

      Yeah. What she said. 😆

  20. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      Go take a gander at Ditto’s timeline, if you’re feeling tolerant and shit. 🙄

      Michael Ditto
      @janus303
      Keys player (Hammond B3). Blendy baritone. Trippy tenor @harmonychorale. Freelance web Consultant. Ginger. Practicing homosexual. Occasionally offensive

      Denver, CO
      soundcloud.com/michael-ditto
      Joined January 2009

      What is he practicing for? Get in the game, boy! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

  21. Because uh-oh. says:

    • Just poop says:

      this is old news Charles.
      really old news

      and the gentle giant had 3 fucking autopsies that supported Officer Wilson so STFU

    • OLT's Laughing At An Aging Creep says:

      Yeah, that was the one the family paid for. The fake one that showed Michael Brown was murdered by Officer Wilson. Genius.

      • Octopus says:

        Is Fatass really this stupid, or is he desperately trying to appeal to the stupid demographic of Libturdville?

        It’s hard to tell anymore.

  22. kbdabear says:

    Goos should get paid for the psychological studies values. But whatever …

  23. kbdabear says:

    Those eeeevvvillll “white supremacists” have already donated over 200K to help Natalie Dubose get back on her feet.

    How much has Fatass donated to help her out, and has he even asked any of his followers or his blog cult to help this brave woman? Fatass isn’t shy about asking those people to help HIM out is he. Everyone but Fatass is supposed to feel collective guilt over Gentle Giant, but does he feel the slightest guilt about pouring gas on the flames that destroyed this woman’s hard work?

  24. Octopus says:

    Remember when Dad ran over his video games with the lawnmower? Well, the kid’s not buying into the whole Thanksgiving prayer thing, now. 😆

    I like to call this, “A Very P-LOL Thanksgiving.”

    Note: these are fake vignettes, but they’re well done. Uncomfortably close to a lot of families’ reality.

  25. Because olo says:

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  27. Octopus says:

    Have another Sterno, and paint a pic on the garage door with your poop. Beggars can’t be choosy.

  28. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I went to Staples a today (not to do Xmas shopping) and they are calling it “Rainbow Friday.” I asked the manager (who checked me out) why “Rainbow Friday” and he said all the signs and stuff came from corporate. He said corporate thought is was more culturally sensitive.