Ferguson MO: The World Awaits Charles Johnson’s Verdict [Updated]

Have at it.

Update: Just as predicted. Here’s the short version:

Ferguson Announcement


108 Comments on “Ferguson MO: The World Awaits Charles Johnson’s Verdict [Updated]”

  1. JimboXL says:

    My biggest question, will the scummy news networks be handing out molitovs or baseball bats?

  2. Because says:

    The fix is in.

  3. swamprat says:

    Grand jury:
    “No ‘there’ there”.

  4. kbdabear says:

    McCollough; Several witnesses lied, admitted never saw shooting …

    You mean Fatass based his whole narrative on liars?

    Why that sounds like something the REAL “Stupidest Man on the Internet” would do …

  5. windbag says:

    The DA and Governor are Democrats. I guess Dems are all about withholding justice.

  6. Bunk X says:

    Can’t wait to see the transcript of Dorian Johnson’s recant. Now, will Obama, Eric Holder and other be cited for inciting mayhem? Nah.

  7. swamprat says:

    Maybe our uniter in chief will smooth things over. That might have been a little more likely if he had not encouraged folks about to riot to “stay the course” .

  8. Bunk X says:

    It’s McCulloch, dolt.

  9. poteen2 says:

    We were all young once, full of ourselves and often not too bright. No one deserves to be shot for a pack of smokes but taking a swing at an armed man, badge or not, is plain asshole stupid.
    Brown took himself out of the gene pool. Charging Wilson for doing his job helps no one.

    Having said that I must note that not charging him causes infinite angst at Charlie’s Culver City Cathouse.

    All good.

    • Arachne says:

      Brown did more than swing at him – he tried to take his gun. That lying sack of shit accomplice of his is the own the LIED about how the whole thing went down.

  10. Because and Johnson waddles says:

    • Arachne says:

      Seen all the evidence didja Itchy? Well the grand jury did. And everyone was under oath and not in front of TV cameras.

  11. swamprat says:

    Obama making the speech better said several days ago. The man is no wordsmith, either.

  12. Bunk X says:

    Just saw Obama talking about peaceful protests on KTLA. They had a split screen showing rioter trying to flip a police car, something set on fire, and tear gas, while Obama was talking down the crowd. It was surreal.

  13. JimboXL says:

    I noticed a bicycle on fire in the current rioting.

  14. Arachne says:

    I would love to find out that one of the items e Grand Jury saw was a videotape of the entire incident captured from a store security or a house security camera.

  15. Because says:

    • JimboXL says:

      Skin color is the only reason anybody cared. You read the headline “man steals from gas station, later shot after confrontation with police.” You say ho hum, but on this one because somebody said, hey he’s black, all the pasty white loudmouth cockroaches crawled out of the sewers to steam up the masses.

    • Bunk X says:

      “If I had a son he would look like PeeWee Herman.” – Lacy Clay

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s about Little Caesar’s Pizza. Burn it.

    • Arachne says:

      It was outrage built on a complete and utter LIE. Brown didn’t have his hands up and he wasn’t shot in the back. He was a common thug who strong arm robbed a store and assaulted a clerk and then attacked the officer.

      What’s killing Itchy and Scratchy is that Hoft got the scoop and was right on the no bill.

      • livefreeor die says:

        You’re absolutely right. Charles is pulling an Obama-blathering about a point while the violence in Ferguson escalates. Maybe he should put the “eye socket” drama on hold and pay attention to the “peaceful” protests going on as people’s businesses are being looted and burned down.
        Oh, yeah-and random gunfire. Ho hum, right Charles?

  16. kbdabear says:

    That might not be anything to brag about if his brother was 10 at the time …

  17. Octopus says:

    Fatass is completely lost in the slip-stream, as the rest of the world watches the organized riots in response to the decision reached on the evidence by the most carefully-monitored grand jury process in American history. Keep going after Hoft, Chunky. You’re really gaining traction, amongst The Eleven. 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Megyn Kelly looks great at midnight. 🙂

  19. Briareus says:

    Updated Post with screencap of pertinent comments from The Land O’ Loons. Good God, those people are messed up.

  20. Octopus says:

    Looks like Lidane’s fatty tissues have invaded her skull, rendering her incapable of intelligent thought. The rest are even more vapid. Great crew, Fatass!


  21. dwells38 says:

    Wow. Watched a sci-fi movie and a Buster Keaton documentary. Just checking in now on the Kelly File. Fires out of control and widespread looting. Kelly’s in black with arms exposed and looking (gay voice) fabulous!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They are just lighting all those fires to stay warm.

      It’s cold out.

    • Octopus says:

      She gave a couple of angry black guys plenty of time to state their cases at the top of her show, and they embarrassed themselves by spouting the lies that have been rife on the social media and LGF (antisocial media). Just won’t listen to facts. Facts have no meaning to them. Emotional infants. Just like Dear Fatass.

  22. dwells38 says:

    Wow. MB’s blood was on the gun. How is that possible if MB was merely executed?

  23. Octopus says:


  24. poteen2 says:

    89 Skip Intro Nov 24, 2014 7:39:38pm


    re: #31 ObserverArt

    Please don’t read too much into this. The first thing he needs to do is tamp this down so the whole damn country doesn’t light up


    The country is already lit up, especially the right wing. They won with Zimmerman, they won at Bundy Ranch, they won the midterms, and now they’ve won in Ferguson.

    You think they’re going to start dialing things down?

    They is us. Us wins.

    Losers Gets Frustrated

    • Bunk X says:

      Defending oneself is a crime if one is white… or if one is perceived to be white.

    • Arachne says:

      Yes we did win in Ferguson. It’s called justice.
      Zimmerman should never have been indicted and tried and it was in response to mob rule that he was. Photos the victim on covers of magazines made it sound like he’d gunned down a 12-year old. When the facts came out he was acquitted.

      Bundy Ranch is interesting – He owed $200,000 in grazing fees and is surrounded by Feds. Al Sharpton owes $4.5 million in back taxes and is parading around the White House. You and I would be in jail.

      We won the midterms because we’re sick of the President believing he’s an Emperor.

      And we won in Ferguson because the entire outrage was completely built on the LIE of a robbery accomplice, who had activists whispering in his ear. When people were put under oath, they told the truth. There were plenty of witnesses who were terrified to tell the truth of what they saw. But they did in the Grand Jury.

      Deal with it, dipshits. Why not take a poll and see how many people believe the officer as opposed to that myth of the Gentle Giant.

      Waiting for Spike Lee or Roseanne Barr to take it upon themselves to Tweet the names and addresses of the Grand Jurors.

  25. ISpeakJive says:

    Now Toyz-R-Us? They are just doing their Christmas shopping. Black Monday.

    • Octopus says:

      I loved the shots earlier of the “protesters” running out of the liquor store with armloads of bottles. Gonna be some bad hangovers tomorrow. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    I think it should be mandatory to shoot any rioter wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. If they’re doing anything, I mean. If they’re only standing around trying to be ironic, just club them like a baby harp seal. Let the punishment fit the crime.

  27. Octopus says:

    First he did the assault and battery on Wilson, then he got dead.

  28. kbdabear says:

    Uh oh Fatass, looks like you might not be able to do your shit stirring from safety of being 1700 miles away. But hey, they won’t touch you because you played with George Duke, right?

  29. kbdabear says:

    Uh oh, the rioters could lose some Hollywood support doing this ….

  30. Pakimon says:


    Chunkles squealing about Jim Hoft and Gus drunkenly ranting about racist Dixiecrats.

    A satisfactory smorgasbord of massive stinging butthurt is being served to the dynamic duo of the Twitterverse.

  31. Pakimon says:

    And a black lady on Twitter is apparently still angry.

    I guess the Gentile Giant™ who “graduated” from high school and was on his way to college trade school after assaulting and robbing a little old man would’ve said, “You too shiznet to bust a cap in my kiznet ’cause you be creepy ass cracka’ of da Po Po!” or some such thing.

    I suppose expecting a gangsta’ thug to be marginally articulate is a bit of a stretch…

    • Pakimon says:


      Apparently the lady of color who is angry was referring to a bowel movement.

      “White America” or any other color of America do not think BMs say anything.

      Bowel movements are inanimate objects.

      Mr. Hanky is a cartoon. He isn’t real. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah in that neighborhood he probably actually said “You too much of a pussy to shoot me”. Dropping the second person singular of to be (are). I don’t have a problem with that grammatically. It’s clear he should have continued merely trading ironic barbs with officer Wilson and dispensed with the idea of taking his gun. It might have turned into a droll anecdote as they laughed about it later as friends.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Whattsa BM? Black Muthafucka?

  32. Juan Epstein says:

    YOu cant start a fire on twitter Yoghazi, PHD.

    Get off your ass.

  33. Pakimon says:

    Since the holiday season is almost upon us, here’s a stocking stuffer gift idea for our favorite unemployed garage-dwelling Twitter addict. 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    Give that man a cigar! 😆
    (stolen from a tiny Asian’s store by a Gentle Giant)

  35. dwells38 says:

    Well at least some good came out of this.


    I’m just kidding. She’s OK. She did however look around startled afterward saying “CNN? I work for CNN and not FOX News? That sucks.”

  36. Arachne says:

    By the way, where is the lying shitbag who started all this by claiming that Brown was shot in the back with his hands raised? Certainly you’d think everyone would be trying to interview the asshole whose malicious and completely false “eyewitness” account created this situation.

    By the way, has anyone heard that there was testimony that Brown had turned and was coming for the officer when the shots were fired?

    • Arachne says:

      Well, well, well. Isn’t THAT interesting. Looks like the dirtbags in Ferguson aren’t enjoying popular support, ARE they?

      • Octopus says:

        Isn’t that the EXACT ratio of blacks to every other ethnic group in the country? 😆

        Ok, well it’s pretty close.

  37. Arachne says:

    I have to say that the Grand Jury in Ferguson has some guts. It would have way to easy to issue an indictment and kick the can down the road. They didn’t. They did what they swore they would do.

    Which is more than I can say for the majority of the members of Congress and ALL of the Obama Administration.

  38. Because says:

  39. Because says:

    Let’s see if this is the final word.


  40. rightymouse says:

  41. applepine says:

    Lawhawk (the pretend lawyer) is way off the mark again with his verbose lengthy posts.

    It’s embarrassing that the the libs over there hold him up as some kind of analytical genius.

    He’s a “Jabba the Chunk” loving idiot, obviously willing to compromise himself to please his master.

    Most of the libs over there came in as libs I can respect that.

    Lawhawk and a handful of others that changed their belief system 180 to please Fatass are lowlife scumbags.

  42. I had to chuckle shen I saw CJ’s post over there, anout the eye socket thing. He was spectacularly wrong about everything in this Ferguson case, except one thing wrt Wilson’s injuries. And he declares himself and LGF “vindicated”.


  43. kbdabear says:

    Yeh, “profoundly disappointed” …