A Flying Pig? A Harbinger? Nah.Posted: November 19, 2014
It’s been pretty boring over at The Swamp recently. Most of the mock-worthy lizards either wandered off or melted into the flavorless pea soup of sub-average intelligence served daily at Charlie’s Culver City Diner. Then I noticed something odd.
Dem. Mary Landrieu is a loser, and Senate Democrats are obstructionists.
Both parts of that statement are true, but to hear it from Our Boy Ponytail is very unusual. Does this mean he’s having another “Why I Pantsed My Brain” epiphany? I doubt it, but I wonder where the memo came from. It couldn’t have been an original thought from Charles, because he hasn’t had an original idea since Mouse-Ka-Mania (and he probably stole that one, too).
So what gives? Here are a few possibilities.
1. Charles believes that the Keystone Pipeline is a good idea for American oil independence, jobs and economic prosperity and at the same time cripple the finances of Middle East terrorists;
2. Charles believes that if the Keystone Pipeline Bill passed the Senate that Mary Landrieu would win the runoff election in Louisiana, Dems would gain a seat in the Senate, and Obama would use the pocket veto anyway;
3. Charles moved his blog from center-right to center-left to far-left, and now he’s going to try a balancing act to boost his stats.
4. Somebody told Johnson to say that.
Number 1 is unlikely as the Democrat Party is run by Socialists, and American success is bad because we’re greedy or something. Number 2 is also unlikely because Charles doesn’t think of resulting consequences. Number 3, well, fat chance. Chuck burned one bridge and saw the results, and he’s not going to repeat the mistake.
Occam’s razor says Mr. Cut-N-Paste is a self-absorbed lazy-thinking echobox taking marching orders from _______________.