Strawmen On The March: LGF on the KKK

Some of the Little Green Racists’ KKK garbage was addressed in a previous post, but it needs a tad more exploration. Looky:

LGF on KKK

That last image posted by Vicious Babuska aka Alouette was simply inane. “Spongebob Squarepants fan club meeting in Tyron’s mom’s basement.” Frat House humor at best, but let’s look at the insinuations promoted by Charles Johnson.

“People who join the KKK are not well, by definition.”

What a vague statement that is, but the intent is clear.  Members of the KKK are deranged, and I agree, just like I agree with the fact that the “New” Black Panthers and the NeoNazis are deranged. The NeoNazis have very little political power in this country (unlike the New Black Panthers) but we’re talking about the KKK here, only because Charles Johnson hocked up a little green loogie, spat it on the Rec Room floor, and refuses to pick it up and put it back where it came from.

So I wondered, who held serious political power while being a member of the KKK, and what was their political party affiliation?

Harry S. Truman – [D] US President 1945–1953
Robert C. Byrd – [D] US Senator, 1959–2010
Hugo Black – [D] Associate Justice of the US Supreme Court 1937-1971
Theodore G. Bilbo – [D] Governor of Mississippi (2 terms: 1916–20, 1928–32) US Senator 1935-1947, self described white supremacist.
Rice W. Means – [R] US Senator Colorado 1916–20 and 1928–32
Bibb Graves – [D] Governor of Alabama 1927-1931 and 1935–1939
Edward L. Jackson – [R] Governor of Indiana 1925–1929
Clifford Walker – [D] Governor of Georgia 1923–1927
George Gordon– [D] Tennessee Congress Representative, became one of the Klan’s first members. In 1867, Gordon became the Klan’s first Grand Dragon for the Realm of Tennessee
John Clinton Porter – [D] Mayor of Los Angeles 1929-1933
David Duke – [D&R] General asswipe. Doesn’t count.

[Source: Wikipedia]

So, Charles, name one elected politician, Republican, Democrat or other,  who is currently a member of the KKK, or are you going to invent more strawmen?

Charles, you’re a mess.

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170 Comments on “Strawmen On The March: LGF on the KKK”

  1. Bunk X says:

    And stuff.

  2. Octopus says:

    This is your life, Gus. That’s your sister, yelling. She wants you out!

    • Because says:

      Actually, it’s more like walking down the street, minding your own business, and some hobo starts yelling that end of the climate is upon us.

    • Just poop says:

      Gus has no life besides twitter so how would he know

    • Macker says:

      This is your life, Gus. That’s your sister, yelling. She wants you to pull out!

      There, fixed that for ya!

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, man. That’s harsh, even for Gus’s imagined reality. 🙂

        I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt, and say he probably refrained from porking his angry sister, to whom he owes 6 months rent and a dishwasher repair bill. Angry sister “slept” with the repairman, and got that bill paid, but she still wants Gus to pay “pain and suffering” remunerations. He put his filthy, crusty shorts in her family, her children’s dishwasher. They could have all died, from the horrible fungus or worse.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Nick Searcy must’ve really gotten under Chunkles’ pasty skin with his “democrat human centipede” tweet.

    It’s been days and Chunky is still being peevish about it. 😆

    • Macker says:

      Yeah but I’d hate to think whose mouth is sewed to whose rectum! EEEEWWWWWW!

      • Octopus says:

        There aren’t that many separate individuals in that centipede, once you remove the socks. We estimate, about eleven quasi-human nonentities. Two females. One Icky Blobfish.

  4. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: I finally figured out that it’s better to let Java update itself automatically rather than doing it manually and crashing my computer repeatedly. 😆

  5. Pakimon says:

    People tend to start yelling at you when you drunkenly stagger up to them, babbling incoherently and panhandling for spare change and chicken pot pies.

    That applies both on Twitter and real life. 😆

  6. Pakimon says:

    If Twitter is an “ideological sporting event” then Gus is one of the bench warmers.

    They won’t even let him hold the clipboard.

    Probably because he keeps getting chicken pot pie goop all over it. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Gus doesn’t even get a Participation Trophy, in either the Twitter or Life Competition. He does get a citation for vagrancy, which he can frame with popsicle-stix and hang up in the garage, over his cot.

  7. Octopus says:

    Nobody yelling or cat-calling at her. It’s crazy! 😆

  8. Pakimon says:

    “Talking to themselves”?

    This coming from someone who’s made 153k tweets yet has only 2076 followers.

    Unemployed garage-dwelling pot calling the kettle black. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      What Poor Gus-Gus doesn’t comprehend, through the Sterno-fog, is that all Liberals are in the business of enforcing ideological purity, and weeding out possible turncoats who might be against, say, free abortions on demand at CVS. Twitter is just another playground for them.

    • Because says:

      He must be the only unemployed pot in all of Colorado.

  9. Octopus says:

    Gotta run, but here’s an old classic. “Mom-ma!” (sucking sounds)

  10. Pakimon says:

    Here’s the shirt that enables you to flaunt your misogyny and threaten and ostracize women!

    Unfortunately it’s sold out and that means dark days are ahead for the poor women imprisoned in the heterocage! 😈

    https://www.alohaland.com/pinup-girls-guys/new-gunner-girls

  11. Juan Epstein says:

    Joining the Muslim Klan is totally sane and is our fault.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Charlie’s certainly up early this morning. He’s tweeting his fat ass off. 🙂

  13. Just poop says:

    Charles is all over the KKK, who basically don’t do anything any more. they are dying off

    At the same time he ignores the radical muslims that are a big problem.

    strong work Charles!

  14. Because says:

    You know you’re getting near the target when CF Johnson starts freaking out…

  15. Octopus says:

    That’s so funny I forgot to laugh. 😐

  16. Octopus says:

    It’s so sad when Dear Fatass tries his clumsy hand at comedy. It never works. 😦

  17. rightymouse says:

    Four tweets in a row to Jim Hoft re: Darren Wilson’s eye. You’d think he would have learned because of his beclownment over Zimmerman, to shut his mouth until all facts, pics, videos were out.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Your current income is zero. Get a job, Gussy. Any job. Quit mooching off our citizens.

  19. Because huh? says:

  20. rightymouse says:

    LOL!!

  21. Because too much like work says:

    • swamprat says:

      Gus.
      Please Understand
      According to “GRUBER!”,it was the rubes who voted for Obama and bought into the ObamaCare scam.
      Gruber is on your team. He thinks you’re an idiota.
      He’s the door to door salesman.
      You guys are the the gullible housewives.
      Our guys are the families who met him at the door with shotguns and rolling pins.
      His product wasn’t good enough to sell without lying.
      Your vaccuum cleaner won’t last the 15 years it’s going to take to pay it off.
      But you can’t use it. Eventually you will realize the 12 amp vac is tripping the single 10 amp breaker that used to be sufficient for the entire house.

  22. Because whiskey tango foxtrot? says:

    Chunkles, those aren’t REGEX flavors, they’re programming languages. That’s like saying that diesel and gasoline are transmission flavors.

    And this guy’s the big web genius.

    O.M.G.

  23. Juan Epstein says:

    The GOHMERT! Nonsense didn’t work.
    Neither will trying to recreate it with GRUBER! (Who is your team), Dr Yoghazi

  24. Just. Poop says:

    Hey Charles if Sarah Palin had said what Gruber said about the American people would you think it’s a nontroversy?

  25. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Strawmen on the march.

  26. Because says:

    So has Herr Chunkmeister commented on the latest shirtstorm?

    http://reason.com/blog/2014/11/15/philae-landing-one-small-step-for-scienc

    Dilemma: Root for science? Root for feminism? Science!!1 Feminism!!1!

    Pick one.

  27. Because they're coming to take me away, ha ha! says:

  28. Because penis penis penis lol says:

  29. Mojambo says:

    Hey fat guy the KKK was founded by Democrats. By the way Briaeus, Truman was never a member of the KK. In fact Truman denounced the KKK and desegregated the military. That is why Strom Thurmond and the Dixiecrats broke off from the Democratic Party.

  30. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Good times for all.

    • Octopus says:

      Oh, Shaky Hitler! How I’ve missed you. 😆

      That was good, except for the misspellings. Hits on the main joke of the Gruberghazigatefiesta, which is that only idiot Dhimmis bought into the bullshit. Conservatives were onto it from the git.

      • Because says:

        The donkey who brays “stupid” gets the last hee haw. Don’t laugh at the Donkey Show; it laughs at you.

    • Because says:

      Chunk just ain’t into the whole “downfall’ milyo.

      • Voltaire's Crack says:

        I don’t know how to do the editing, but if I did I would update the Chuckie collection with the most likely topic being the recent p@wnage by Searcy.

  31. Dudebro says:

    Good little shitstain joins the KKK meme

  32. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say it another beautiful NFL Sunday morning and he got to watch on brand new giant magic picture box!

    The Jaguars are off today so Pakimog won’t have to endure another weekend of disappointment and beer fueled rage at Jaguars ineptness.

    This Jaguar cheerleader get to sleep in and lounge in bed and ponder what might have been…

    http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/jaguars-cheerleaders-calendar-shoot-1.jpg?w=640&h=381

  33. Pakimon says:

    The Eagles travel to the Bay of Green to play the Pac-Men.

    This cheerleader happy she doesn’t have to dance and prance in freezy cold of Wisconsin but can stay home and pimp eco-friendly calendar!

    By the way, what Packers actually “pack”? Does Pakimog want to know?

    So many questions… 😆

  34. rightymouse says:

    What the…….. ????? O_o

  35. Because says:

  36. Octopus says:

    There’s always the circus:

  37. kbdabear says:

    Forensic Pathologist Dr Fatass Johnson once again makes a diagnosis off a grainy video

    Because he watches CSI, he’s an EXPERT, just like “no injuries on Zimmerman”

  38. Octopus says:

    I guess I’m getting used to the male cheerleaders in skirts, but I still prefer the old school kind. Just old-fashioned, me.

  39. Octopus says:


    “Hey, ref! He was out of bounds!”

  40. Octopus says:

    Here’s something truly barf-worthy, from 2008. The smug condescension is coming off in waves you can actually feel, even from here.
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2008/10/10/the-conservative-case-for-obama.html

    • rightymouse says:

      Sad. His father was a brilliant man.

      • Octopus says:

        He should revisit that piece, point by point, in light of what’s happened since the Empty-Suit took office. I was especially peeved by the obligatory, ignorant attacks on Palin. So East Coast Conformist. Ugh.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Its a mix of schadenfreude and horror re-visiting things like this.

      T. Coddington VanVorhees here and every one of the ninnies who succumbed to the mass psychosis of 2008 need to start analyzing HTF they let this happen, and issuing apologies forth-whence!

  41. Octopus says:

    I imagine it’s like Old Home Week for you, watching that show. All your familiar types. Comforting.

  42. Voltaire's Crack says:

    How much TV does this guy watch?

    • Octopus says:

      A lot of MSNBC, too. He watches too much TV.

      • Voltaire's Crack says:

        Since his head is so indiscriminately soaked in pop culture flitting to and fro from bauble to bangle, it probably shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that he thinks the way he does.

  43. Zeus Crankypants says:

    The internet is boring today (I borrowed that statement from Gus).

  44. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Movie recommendation. Interstellar.

    • Octopus says:

      Thanks, Zeus. I plan to hit a matinee this week, if I can get the wife free for an afternoon. Looks like a spectacle. With deepness. 😉

      Did I mention “Fury” was a classic? It was, and is. See it on a big screen.

  45. Zeus Crankypants says:

    “Ambulance 1287 awaiting crew?” I didn’t even hear the initial tone-out. I’m losing my mind or something.

  46. kbdabear says:

    If so, Gus is the Peyton Manning of Tweeting …

  47. kbdabear says:

    Oh noes! Belgian Nazis are trying to hack Fatass!

    Translation; Some Russian spoofing a Belgian IP was fishing for loose credit card numbers and didn’t find anything worth stealing

  48. Octopus says:

    It’s Weather, Not Climate…

    From the local seers just now:

    Next week’s weather in Michigan looks pretty brutal. There will be two waves of cold hitting the state. Both of these will be abnormally cold. It could be so cold that some Michigan cities will have high temperatures about 30 degrees colder than normal.

    That’s very cold for this time of year. In fact, both extended computer models I look at show the chance of below-zero morning low temperatures in the western U.P. next Thursday, and possibly even in isolated spots in Lower Michigan.

    As the cold air blows in over the warmer waters of the Great Lakes, widespread lake effect snow should develop. The outbreak of lake effect snow next week should be much more widespread than our current lake effect. It also should be heavier due to colder temperatures aloft and a few upper air disturbances rotating around the main low pressure system. These upper air disturbances help increase the intensity of the lake effect snow.

    The top graphic shows the general area I expect to see significant lake effect. Of course the farther away from Lake Michigan and Lake Superior you are, the less accumulation you will have. But with wind speeds of 25 MPH late Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, the lake effect bands of snow will travel much farther inland.

    When will this happen?
    Right now I’d target late Monday, and especially Tuesday. There may be a break in the snow somewhat for Wednesday, then another surge of lake effect snow Thursday.

    We may not see the weather calm down to decent driving conditions until Friday of next week.

    Steady winds at 20 to 25 MPH at times during those days, and wind gusts to 35 MPH will produce blowing snow and hazardous roads.

    I just want to give you a heads up. Although we are in the time of year where nasty weather probably doesn’t surprise any of us, I think it may be more treacherous than you’d expect.

    Teh Warmening. 😯

    • kbdabear says:

      But .. But … Dr Fatass Johnson of the Little Green Institute of Climatology says that 2014 has been the hottest year in like forever!

    • Octopus says:

      P.S. I know it’s stupid to talk in terms of wonderment about normal winter conditions hereabouts, but the Warmenists promised us the days of cold and snow were behind us. Forever. Instead, we’ve had nothing but cooler summers and colder winters. I’m beginning to wonder if the Warmenists knew what in the fuck they were talking about, to be honest. I’m sensing a disconnect.

      • Because says:

        Beginning?

      • Octopus says:

        It was sometime around 2005. I read a book. And then I read a thousand books and articles of science, and I knew a little bit about it. Nobody knows all that much…it’s the weather. It’s fucking crazy sometimes, with hurricanes, tornadoes and whiteout blizzards.

        It’s always been wild and unpredictable, so build an appropriate shelter, with the monies from your job, Gus. P-LOL, you stay chilly in your ‘rents basement. Maybe stay off the internet. Feds have been sniffing around your mosque-buddies.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Lemme guess. Are you looking at 3 feet of fluffy white stuff outside your window? Oh dear.

  49. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Charles, the Belgium’s are looking for their waffles.

  50. swamprat says:

    Not easy, Backwoods Sleuth. Condolences from this side.

  51. swamprat says:

    Pakimon:

    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs
    Follow

    I used to hate Javascript, but I’ve grown to love it for its good qualities.

    **************************

    He was misled!

  52. Because says:

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  54. zimriel says:

    I appreciate you including some Republicans on this list (I hate commenters who say “the KKK were Democrats!” – I hate them hard). I’d have added Morley, the governor of Colorado.

    But Morley was a particularly ineffectual and useless governor, so I can understand his omission.