Charles likes being called stupid

Nancy Pelosi now denies knowing the architect of Obamacare, Johnathan Gruber. There is one person on the left ready to defend Gruber’s comments that American voters are stupid. Always wanting to play the role of hero and taking up causes the rest of the left abandoned, Charles defends Gruber’s comments.

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Charles is just a shill.


88 Comments on “Charles likes being called stupid”

  1. Octopus says:

    Another Obamanaut, a strong proponent of Obamacare, is not happy about being called stupid. I know, I know…it’s what Chunky enjoys, being debased and all. We shouldn’t judge him for self-flagellating behavior, given the way he looks, acts and thinks. Try to be understanding, as he doubles, triples and quadruples down on the stupid in this latest nontroversy.

  2. swamprat says:

    Gruber placed a bag of dog poo on America’s porch and lit it on fire.
    Now we know what’s in it.
    Now we know how they view us.

  3. ISpeakJive says:

    I remember something Chunky said a few years ago when ACA was first proposed, He did the calculation and found that he would collect approx $8000/year in subsidy. That’s $666 a month on a premium of, guesstimating based on his age, $700 a month for a decent silver plan, which would mean a yearly income well south of $25,000 a year? (WOW)

    Could be one reason he’s latched onto the statist government teat so fiercely.

  4. Pakimon says:

    All your base are belong to Gus.

  5. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s automated e-mails are coming to a town near you!

    Your puny spam filter won’t save you now!

  6. Pakimon says:

    No e-mail inbox is safe!

    Prepare to be inundated with the musings and wisdom of Chunkles Johnson – Sooper Genius!

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m imagining his surprise when people merely designate his mighty automated Gmails as spam with one or two clicks. 😆

  7. Pakimon says:

    On an unrelated note:

    Cold and flu season is fast approaching so be careful!

  8. sven10077 says:

    LGF’s got electrolytes…

    I’m certain Chaz won’t be bothered when President Palin decides to use EO to order the IRS to collect only 5% taxes and deny Social Security Disability to Jazz Flautists….

    sure he won’t…

  9. Pakimon says:

    And people wonder why Chunkles has worn the same black t-shirt for so many years.

    He doesn’t want to be labeled “sexist and ostracizing” like this guy:

    What a load of crap

    Pakimog posts pictures of scantily clad cheerleaders every Sunday morning and you don’t see the ladies here screeching about misogyny and feeling “threatened” and “ostracized”.

    *Of course the ladies here being intelligent and confident might have something to do with it… 😀

    *That last remark was obligatory “schmoozing” just in case the ladies here really are annoyed by the Sunday morning NFL celebration scantily clad cheerleader fest

    • Octopus says:

      I will never understand how anyone could be offended by the sight of the loveliest artistic masterpiece of our beneficent Creator. Even the less-perfect ones, like Kim K., still force us to gaze upon them in wide-eyed wonder. All buttered-up and ready to go, she is. Wait…what? What a whore! She’s a mother, for crying out loud. 😡

      • rightymouse says:

      • rightymouse says:

        Please wake up the moderator!!!!!

      • rightymouse says:

        I posted a funny tweet in response to Octo & it got eated again. 😦

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s there! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thank you!!

      • Arachne says:

        I’m still not all that convinced that ass is naturally occurring. I think she stuffs it.

      • Octopus says:

        Funny! Btw, that Bojack Horseman is a decent show. More subtlety than you usually get, in a cartoon about a Hollywood actor who happens to be a horse. 🙂

      • dwells38 says:

        Geez, why do we obsess over someone’s physique anyway? Any girl next door can match it and often does. And boys and even married men are kept up at night thinking about the miracle that’s only a few yards away. Young and taught and perfect. Maybe I’m just getting old but to me the real miracle is what comes from the attraction of the young people. The beautiful bouncing cute gurgling burbling babies! We have one coming from my niece soon and I can’t wait!

      • KGB says:

        “Young and taught”? If they’ve already been taught the good stuff, then who needs ’em?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I don’t mind it a bit. 🙂

        There was a big brouhaha about the comet lander guy wearing a “sexist” loud shirt. Gonna scare away the girls from STEM careers, he is.

        Oh, please. In my office, AKA a swirling sea of look-alike-khaki-clad engineering clones competing to out bore each other, that guy would’ve been a rockstar. Who are they kidding?

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    Has Dr. Yoghazi signed up for Obamacare yet?

    Or is he bullshit artist like with his gun?

  11. Octopus says:

    There’s just a little wisp of smoke over there, by the employee breakroom. Probably something overcooking in the toaster oven. I’ll just finish listening to this acoustic guitar genius’s latest cover of a Beatles song, and then wander over.

    Ten minutes later…

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah we know Chunky, you fuckstick. You couldn’t be bothered with the Truth if it kicked you in the nuts. Why state the obvious?

  12. Octopus says:

    Listening to the craven apologetics of our two numbskulls, and some leftward pundits who also feel Gruber was perfectly correct in his characterization of Americans as idiot-children who need to be lied to, for their own good, I am reminded of Garage Boy’s peevish statements after the recent election. Americans are dumb, backwater rubes, he explained.

    Meanwhile, Gus is freezing to death in somebody’s garage, stealing power from a neighbor with an extension-cord, and pooping in the yard. This person feels himself to be above the filthy rabble who work, pay their bills and vote for the least-repulsive candidates and ballot choices.

    • Dudebro says:

      “leftward pundits who also feel Gruber was perfectly correct in his characterization of Americans as idiot-children”

      When they were selling their steaming pile they weren’t trying to convince conservatives, republicans, or libertarians as all of them were already against it. No, the bs wasn’t spread to convince anybody at thediaryofdaedalus, the lies were specifically aimed at the low information, bottom feeders at LGF .

  13. Arachne says:

    Yeah, Itchy all “over” Goober. Because more and more video is emerging, and the dumbest guy on the Internet really has no way of countering Gooby’s bulls**t. And now video/audio is emerging that Obama knew all about it. Hey you bought it all didn’t you Itchy? YOU’RE the “stoopid” Gooby was talking about. The rest of us, those supposedly dumbass “TEAbilllies” weren’t fooled for a minute.

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky pays a heavy price in mockery, for being blind to irony.

      • Octopus says:

        Looking forward to today’s exasperated denunciations of Gruberghazigate, as even the MSM is finally being forced to admit it’s a disgraceful dumpster-fire, and they were complicit in the whole deal.

        You have to go all-in, Chunky. It’s what you do. 😆

  14. Voltaire's Crack says:

  15. Octopus says:

    That’s my big fat boy! 😆

    Yes, we will blame the GOP for Gruber’s gaffes. Of which, the ones where he laughs about stupid-ass Americans aren’t even the worst part. McDumbth is too stupid (as Gruber rightly stated) to comprehend the disaster brewing in regards to the lies told about tax credits being denied to states that declined to set up their own exchanges, but that’s going to be a big part of the basis for repeal of this thing.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh dear – only two retweetses for such a groundbreaking tweet. Hey, asshole – ACA has never, ever had a majority of approval, and we can assume it includes some Dems – especially those who were shocked to find out that it destroyed THEIR health insurance.

      But as was reported above, Fatass is dancing in his living room (and setting off UCLA’s seismic sensors) that he gets $8000 in subsidies which we all of us are paying for. I don’t know why he’s worried – he can join Covered California – the exchange that signed everyone up for Medi-Cal and gave generous subsidies to lazy asses like him. Of course, the real problem is finding a DOCTOR that will except Medi-Cal now – especially since they’ve reduced the payout rate.

      Back to the emergency room for health care for you Fatass.

  16. Arachne says:

    As I told Daedalus in an email – if there’s a STOOPID side of an argument that is sure to beclown you in the end, Itchy will find it like Alouette uses her snout to find truffles.

  17. Oooops says:

  18. Arachne says:

    Oh and by the way, Itchy, it took Ginger a matter of three weeks to run past you, after being over 2,000 followers behind you.

    • Octopus says:

      Congrats to Ginger, and a big wet raspberry to Chunky! 😆

      It’s not good, when you can’t even pay people to like you. Give it up, Dear Fatass.

  19. kbdabear says:

    Hold the phone! Hasn’t Gus’s master spent the last two years telling us that the NSA is NOT reading all our emails?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Now they are flying planes over cities that act as mobile cell phone towers so they fool the phones into connecting and can scoop up tens of thousands of calls and locations, sifting the populace for the bad guys.
      Glad I’m not naturally schizophrenic ‘cus big brother really is watching us!

  20. Octopus says:

    No! There can only be one. The One.

  21. Octopus says:

    Dear Fatass is having an actual epileptic fit, over the latest disgraceful shitshow to grace this horribly failed administration. 😆

    BREAKING! Must credit GoatNews! Jonathan Gruber’s part of the ACA was actually ghost-written by terrorist Bill Ayers! Developing…
    55 minutes ago
    I hope someone checked to see if Jonathan Gruber owns a copy of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. Or belonged to ACORN.
    56 minutes ago
    Enormous burst of right wing GRUBER! fails to gain much public attention
    1 hour ago
    Charles Krauthammer has never heard of legislation containing misleading language, and wow is he ever shocked!
    1 hour ago
    Conservatives are SHOCKED at GRUBER!
    1 hour ago
    Every one of the right wing pundits hyperventilating about Gruberghazigate knows bills are often written to mislead. The outrage is fake.
    2 hours ago
    2 hours ago
    The Gruber gobblers are everywhere today. It’s a first class conservative shriek-fest.
    3 hours ago
    @lawhawk Totally agree on that.
    3 hours ago

    • Arachne says:

      Give it up, Itchy. People ARE pissed about this – on both sides of the aisle. if it wasn’t embarrassing, Pelosi would not have immediately said she had no idea who he was. They KNOW how bad this looks. The MEDIA knows how this shitfest is going to cling to Obama, or they’d be swarming all over it – the only one who attempted to do damage control was the insipid Ronan Farrow over at MSLSD and he failed miserably at it.

      Once again, wrong side of the argument. Get out the rainbow wig and the red nose, clown.

  22. Octopus says:

    Gus’s Sterno-Run Iditarod involves cats, instead of dogs. Stray cats, not amenable to herding or pulling. There will be blood. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Noted RWNJ Jay Carney sez:

    Former White House press secretary Jay Carney told CNN that Gruber’s remarks in general were “very harmful politically to the president.”

    Gruber “speaks from the Ivory tower with remarkable hubris about the American voter and by extension the American Congress,” Carney told The Lead with Jake Tapper. “Any health care reform that sought to control costs and expand insurance would involve winners and losers. And that’s always going to be the case.”

    Meanwhile, McDumbth laughs and laughs at the silliness of all those who are offended by this rare peek into the unvarnished truth of how the Left sees the American citizen. Keep laughing, Fatass. We’ll laugh right along with you, but mostly at you. 😆

  24. Dudebro says:

  25. swamprat says:

    Heard Obama on NPR explaining how the pipeline would be for Canada to ship her oil vi the Gulf of Mexico and would not affect American gas prices.
    It got lodged in his throat so bad i thought he would choke. I mean, that lie had a hard time coming out. It was as if he almost couldn’t say it.

    • rightymouse says:

      My guess is that Obama will head out to California and Hawaii for extended vacations/golf so he can “ride out” what’s left of his lame duck presidency.

  26. rightymouse says:

    If you can calm your head-in-sand hysteria for just a sec, you might, just MIGHT grasp that Gruber was talking about you & your like-minded ilk when he referenced “the stupidity of the American voter”. Conservatives already knew we were being sold a lie from the beginning.

    • rightymouse says:

      • rightymouse says:

        Charles should be distancing himself from Gruber & the lies that were told by him, Obama and the rest of the Dems to snooker the Dem voter base if he had an honest bone in his body. He has NO idea how bad it’s going to get for the currently insured population, especially the subsidized ones.

      • Dudebro says:

        “Charles should be distancing himself from Gruber & the lies that were told by him”
        That’s what is so awesome about chuckles. Anytime he jumps on the bandwagon of the latest liberal meme, it’s a flaming car wreck.

    • livefreeor die says:

      And then those crazy right wingers get so upset and freaked out when you don’t go for their line of crap that they ban 15000 people!! The nerve!!

  27. Because says:

  28. swamprat says:

    lgf knows Obama lied about the pipeline today. They know Grubber spoke the truth. But they don’t say it. They refer to facts regarding these ideas, yet completely avoid the fact that they have been kicked in the nuts by a party and an ideology that intends to continue kicking.

  29. swamprat says:

    As I have said before, today’s world resembles something Ayn Rand would have written.

  30. rightymouse says:

    My hubby, who has a degree in economics, is gob-smacked by Gruber’s economic ignorance.

    • swamprat says:

      Actually, that part makes sense.
      If an economically knowledgeable person had written this boondogle, that would have been strange.

    • livefreeor die says:

      My hubby too. He has a PhD from MIT and can’t believe how arrogant and idiotic this guy was.
      MIT was already on my shit list this fall. One of my son’s best friends, who was a great, brilliant, positive minded kid killed herself this fall after one and a half semesters there. It still feels like a kick in the teeth every time I think about her and her parents. I’m watching my son and her other friends agonizing over what happened. I can’t think about it without crying. And this asshole, Gruber, is running around using his MIT degree to make 400,000 of tax payer money to laugh at how stupid Americans are.
      Great school.

  31. swamprat says:

    Obamacare was put forth so the many can foot the bill for the even more many. I get that. We were forced to partake in socialized healthcare as a realistic way to address an aging population. I get that also.

    I don’t get that it does so:
    In a way that is an additional burden to industry and business/ ?
    In a manner that does not address litigation excesses/ ?
    Nor unreasonable and unjustifiable drug costs/ ?
    Does not address the cost of training and educating a doctor / ?
    Does not address the insurance costs a doctor has to endure to protect himself/ ?
    Exempts favored parties from participation/ ?

    This is what we got? This excretable legislation?

  32. Octopus says:

    I would like to welcome Nick Searcy once again to the Grand Mockery. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Are you alright, Abu? I mean, it’s been a pretty rough week of sports for Chicagoons. 😉

    Solid win for the Wings tonight. It’s been awhile since we dominated the Blackhawks in a game like that. Years.

  34. poteen2 says:

    Charles is just a shill.

    Charlie is not a shill. A shill suckers people into a gamble they cannot win.
    Charlie is the sucker…… All of his pathetic life.

    • swamprat says:

      Gruber, Republicans and the Tea Party agree:
      You’re an idiot if you think ObamaCare is what it is presented to be.

      Let me be the first to admit I was wrong. Obama is a uniter.

  35. Octopus says:

    The next hilariously wacky host of Late Night, with some timely quips!

    Thanks for the reglurge, Garage Boy.