Charles celebrates Obama’s sucker deal with China

It must suck to be part of a dwindling band of Obama cultists, but Charles made his bed and now must sleep in it. Being the good loyal O-bot, the 61 year old corpulent hipster celebrates Obama’s climate deal with China.

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It turns out, Obama got a sucker’s deal with China.

The presidents of the United States and China, the world’s two largest economies, announced an agreement Wednesday that they say is designed to limit greenhouse gas emissions believed by some to cause global warming.

As usual with Obama’s international agreements, the United States gives away far more than does the other side. Obama committed the U.S. to reduce such emissions by 26% to 28% below 2005 levels in the next 11 years. That’s up considerably from Obama’s 2009 goal of 17%.

China agrees to stop the growth of its emissions within the next 16 years, maybe a little sooner. No reductions. Just stop its increases. Such a deal!

Charles is a sucker for a sucker!


51 Comments on “Charles celebrates Obama’s sucker deal with China”

  1. dwells38 says:

    I like Chunky’s freudian slippity subtitle “Ice breaker”.


    Such an idiot.

  2. Doppel milyo says:

    I was on there last night with a short-lived sock laughing at these fools for believing anything the Chinese tell them

    So the Chinese are going to limit their emissions by 2030. Riiiiiiiiiight.
    The only people on the planet that are bigger liars than the muslims are the chinese.then comes Obama on the list

    but but but Obama inked a huge deal with the chinese to saaaaave the plaaaanet from Glooooobal warming

    lemmings all of you lizard fools!

    fortunately kids, there is no Carbon dioxide problem. and there ain’t no global warming
    China is a toxic shit hole of human rights abuse, but that doesn’t concern you buttholes in your mom’s basement.
    keep writing ‘MERICA on LGF and feeling smart. collect some updings and beat off to pics of liz warren. go for it

  3. Octopus says:

    “Ice Breaker” is classic dumbth. 😆

    Obama displays his ignorance and incompetence once more, and Chunky gives his seal of approval. SSDD.

  4. Octopus says:

    That “Ice breaker” is classic McDumbth! 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    Dean also said, “YEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!” Was kind of red-faced, too. Guy gets emotional.

  6. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles the last time an agreement was signed that carried this much hope, it kept Nazi Germany out of Poland

    you naive Obama loyalist

  7. Octopus says:

    More classic McDumbth. 😆

    When in doubt, and hoisted up naked and upside-down in front of a jeering audience, revert to the tried-and-true bumf. I mean, you can’t look any more ridiculous at this point…can you?

  8. Octopus says:

    P;ease kill the moderator. Thanx!

  9. Because says:

    Question: how do you reduce CO2 emissions by 26-28% without new reatrictions?

    Answer: Shrink the economy by 26-28%.

    Everybody in favor, volunteer for the labor camps.

  10. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      That seemed like such a clever bon mot, in Chunky’s head. Sadly, the funny was lost in translation. {sad trombone}

    • rightymouse says:

      Keep telling yerself that, fool. Even Pelosi suddenly has amnesia about Gruber.

      • trebob says:

        Gruber said it, they counted on people like Charles and Steve here being too stupid to understand they were being duped. Isn’t it interesting to watch them verify and validate what Gruber was saying?

      • Octopus says:

        Not only did Gruber say it, he said it repeatedly, and on videotape. Repeatedly. 😆

        Where does Dear Fatass find these morons who are as blind, deaf and dumb as he is?

      • rightymouse says:

        Yep. I haven’t seen the 4th video yet. Can’t wait to see more of Gruber’s smug condescension.

      • Because says:

        Oh, no. He never said those quotes that he said in the video. He was really saying mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs easy ivy. I mean that’s what everybody heard, right?

      • Because says:

        This is what he said.

      • rightymouse says:

        LOL! That would be comedy gold!!

    • dwells38 says:

      Chunk’s wrong again. It’s GruberPelosipalooza!

  11. Octopus says:

    Crazy Nancy tried to say she had no idea who Gruber might be, but then the memory of the internets kicked into gear, showering her with nostalgic reminders of days gone by:

    Chunky McDumbth doubling-down on the Gruber-stupid-denial in 5…4…3…

    • dwells38 says:

      Chunky will personally vouch for Pelosi’s memory lapse. He too can’t remember why he thought RWNJ were so neat and cool that he ran a website just for them as recently as 2008.

  12. Octopus says:

    The Garage Popsicle sez mean GOP was trying to obstruct PBO from doing his messianic unicorn-y thing, so dang.

    The GOP plan was officially to obstruct Pres. Obama. They had meetings you blockheads. Now you’re asking PBO why he didn’t compromise?
    9 minutes ago
    Perhaps our lazy ass media can Google: meeting to obstruct obama…
    10 minutes ago
    Hello! Earth to base! –> The Party of No: New Details on the GOP Plot to Obstruct Obama…
    11 minutes ago

    😆 You’re a stitch, Garage Popsicle.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Put the bong down, Gussy.

  14. Because says:

  15. Octopus says:

    Chunky is in the “Shut Up About The Nontroversy!”-stage, right now. Laughing off the nothingburger that is Gruber, pretending to tell the loathsome truth about how Dem-leaders feel about the American public. Dear Fatass always goes into this bubble, during every nascent fireworks factory fire, when there’s just a whiff of smoke in the air.

    I love this part of the cycle. So much hilarity to look forward to!

    The political class is taking these revelations seriously; the White House has distanced itself from Gruber by saying he never played a key role in drafting legislation, while House and Senate Republicans are promising to review his remarks and perhaps even compel Gruber to testify under oath. Despite the fervor with which the media insists that they are not, the Gruber videos are a considerable matter.

    Gruber’s controversial comments have reminded the public why they view the Affordable Care Act with as much suspicion as they do. This is a consequential development occurring at an auspicious moment for the law’s opponents, no matter how much the press seeks to deny it.

  16. Octopus says:

    Yes, Dear Fatass. It turns out they are made of bumf, as we suspected.

  17. Apollodorus V says:

    I see that ChuckCJohnson has now overtaken GreenFootballs in the Twitter follower department. If CJ tracked such things it would probably bother him.

  18. swamprat says:

    charles seems to welcome our socialist overlords:

    Jonathan Gruber, who apparently said something rather impolitic about the Affordable Care Act; he admitted that parts of the bill were written to be … less than clear. In particular, they tried to avoid using the word “tax.” And Gruber publicly used the word “stupid” to refer to American voters, which of course one must never do.

    • swamprat says:

      36 Charles Johnson Nov 13, 2014 6:17:36pm +6

      “Basically everyone is shocked at things they could have learned for themselves if they actually read and understood the ACA.

      Is this the very first time anyone has ever deliberately written legislation to mislead? It must be, otherwise why would the conservatives be so upset?”

      • Because says:

        There wasn’t time to read the ‘ACA’, if you recall, fathead. It was ‘slam, bam, thanky mam’ and done.

  19. swamprat says:

    Healthcare: the government program so nice, Obama exempted his friends.

    It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

    H/T George Carlin.

  20. swamprat says:

    Adding *ghazi to a scandal is a real kneeslapper!
    Hilarious that people died of government incompetence or malfeasance. Yeah the dead American ghazi boogaloo.
    Absolute comedy.

  21. swamprat says:

    How many besieged American ambassadors does it take to get a rescue operation?

    “What difference does it make?”
    And for that correct answer Hillary wins:

    No Elections For The Rest Of Her Life!
    That’s right. That answer (even though out of context) will be thrown up anytime she runs.

    3am. Hillary awakes to a ominous red phone. She picks it up and listens. The Importance of the message is apparent in her face. She pauses after listening intently and she says-
    “What difference does it make?”
    And goes back to sleep.