Charles Calls Ted Cruz stupid

It really takes audacity for some washed up Jazz guitarist turned paranoid conspiracy blogger and twitter clown to call a Princeton and Harvard Law graduate stupid.

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85 Comments on “Charles Calls Ted Cruz stupid”

  1. windbag says:

    What a fool. Cruz’s position is the position that most people will adopt, especially anyone who tries to make a living via the inner tubes. As usual, Chunky’s opposition is partisan drooling rather than any thought process. Someone from the right makes a comment, so it’s automatically wrong. Just pathetic Seriously, who wants the government with more control over our lives by having more control of the inner tubes?

    Chunky is a fascist piece of shit who doesn’t understand that his applause for government expansion will eventually result in loss of his freedoms. Now that is what I’d call stupid.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Failed Commie Blogger who has a HS degree vs Magna Cum Laude Harvard Law graduate………. LOLOL!!!!!!

    • Arachne says:

      And you can bet the farm that Affirmative Action/Foreign Student Jerk the Wonder Prez was nothing CLOSE to magna cum laude – otherwise we’d have seen the transcripts and he would have gotten onto the law review on grades and not “elected”.

      • Pakimon says:

        If the Choomster-in-Chief was the brilliant scholar that the MSM claims him to be, they would’ve have plastered his grades everywhere for everyone to see so the world could marvel at his superior intellect and sooper-geniousness. 🙄 😆

  3. Doppel milyo says:

    a secret recording of Gus and Charles discussing twitter strategy

  4. Voltaire's Crack says:

  5. livefreeor die says:

    Jealous much, Chuckles.
    People care about what Ted Cruz thinks. He has a massive Twitter following. He is successful at everything he puts his mind to.
    And he’s married which means he has a REAL woman living with him and sharing his life with him.
    A woman that doesn’t go POP at inopportune moments.

  6. sven10077 says:

    “Albert Einstein is a fuckwit….”

    //Jharles Chonson….

    Hey Bikeboy the Jazz Flautist one can look at Ted Cruz’ academic record unlike your Chicago Je$u$

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s going to be interesting to find out exactly how Obama did in school when he leaves office & all bets are off. If he was so smart, I’d think they’d be shoving his fabulous grades down our throats. But they aren’t. Why??

  7. Voltaire's Crack says:

    It’s Rage-a-palooza in Culver City.

  8. dwells38 says:

    Hey didn’t the famous scholar and Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz, who is a liberal but not a lying Progturd ass say that Cruz was the best student he ever had? Oh well here he is calling him off the charts brilliant.

    http://weaselzippers.us/181937-lib-law-professor-alan-dershowitz-on-his-former-student-ted-cruz-off-the-charts-brilliant/

    The only time Charles was off the charts was when they weighed him at the doctor office. Upon examination the doc told Charles “Open your mouth and say oink”.

  9. Because penis penis penis lol says:

  10. Octopus says:

    Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot. Other times, it’s a giant penis.
    –Sigmund Freud

  11. Octopus says:

    Don’t forget the “Chunky and Garage Boy Shitshow!” 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      I love the garage dwelled snotting at highly educated and successful people. Oh, and Piers. Hey Scratchy – Piers is on YOUR side.

    • dwells38 says:

      You’d think he would have realized to stop typing right around “Some really dumb shit on Twit…” And NOT Tweeted anything. Irony not a strong suit for the LGF types.

  12. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 15m15 minutes ago

    @Karoli @Shoq @OsborneInk Of all the whiny right wing persecution memes, “Twitter Gulag” has to be the most ridiculous and pointless.

    Then why did you brag about it before you denied it, deleted your tweets, lied about your participation, and change your twitter handle from “lizardoid”?
    And you still have close links to people associated with that little escapade and the stoprush crowd.

    • OLT's Go Ahead, Racists says:

      I tweeted that Stalker Charles missed his fifteen minutes, and got retweeted by two of his dickhead Leftist twit friends! Yay!

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunky’s one and only mention on Twitchy before they decided that picking on him is too much like teasing a mentally challenged fat kid. 😆

      http://twitchy.com/2012/05/28/twittergulag-denier-charles-johnson-advocates-suspension-of-conservatives-twitter-accounts/

      • Arachne says:

        And he’s really working overtime to get Twitchy to post something about him – you know, like they do with important people. Itchy, listen. If your stupid as evolution versus mutation eleventy million retweeted post (and responses that basically called you a dumbshit) wouldn’t get you mentioned on Twitchy, it’s time to hang it up. Stick a fork in it – you’re done. We’ll still pay attention to you here in the playpen, but really dude – everyone else considers you an embarrassment. Does your good buddy Rachel Maddow retweet you? Bring you on her show? Well she sends you free books. And she has a lot of them because, you know, no one is buying them.

  13. Minnow says:

    Barry, could you be any more ignorant?

    YOU calling Ted Cruz “dangerously stupid”? For real?

    You?

    You are the most uneducated, least worldly fat mouth on the internet and you have the gall to make idiotic comments like this about an intellectual better like Ted Cruz?

    Honestly, you need some serious professional help son.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. You idiot.

  14. Octopus says:

    Chunky is bigger than Cruz in one very important way: Mass.

    If they ever get into a teeter-totter contest, Cruz is going to the moon.

  15. Octopus says:

    “The artisanal cheese shoppe is open! Gangway!”

  16. Bunk X says:

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    Weird.

    Obamas prof said Cruz was his best student.

    Must be a Hispanic thing, yo.

  18. Pakimon says:

    Mr. Winters was all set to start spinning in his grave about such a comparison before realizing its source, namely a sniveling, unemployed, garage-dwelling waste of space.

    A more accurate comparison would be “Pres. Obama is Norman Dike”.

  19. Pakimon says:

    Mocking a Corpulent Ponytailed Sniveling Dickhead: don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it – Pakimon 😆

    • just poop says:

      Charles

      try evolving.

      you’re trapped in the 1980’s

      seriously, a 65 year old man with a fucking pony tail.

      if Darwin was alive he would study you and be baffled at your inability to evolve

    • Arachne says:

      Working overtime to duplicate the eleventy millions retweets.
      Not gonna happen, Fatass. You looked like a fool in that one. And we sent it to EVERYBODY.

    • Bunk X says:

      Be funny to see a picture of dickless without his hair in a ponytail. He’d be that guy on the corner chastising the mailbox for bumping into him.

  20. just poop says:

    Seriously

    Ted Cruz.
    Harvard magna cum laude
    United States senator
    Happily married, beloved father

    Charles and Gus
    Send lots of tweets
    use ban stick liberally
    mocked by dozens
    loved by none

  21. Octopus says:

    If Dear Fatass was going to acknowledge Veterans Day, this would be the perfect piece for the porcine impotentate to post:

    http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/11/09/the-perfect-liberal-article-for-veterans-day/?singlepage=true

    Containing such hipster pearls of wisdom as the following:

    Put a man in uniform, preferably a white man, give him a gun, and Americans will worship him. It is a particularly childish trait, of a childlike culture, that insists on anointing all active military members and police officers as “heroes.” The rhetorical sloppiness and intellectual shallowness of affixing such a reverent label to everyone in the military or law enforcement betrays a frightening cultural streak of nationalism, chauvinism, authoritarianism and totalitarianism, but it also makes honest and serious conversations necessary for the maintenance and enhancement of a fragile democracy nearly impossible.

    If only we could Twilight Zone Transport such sniveling dickweeds to another place and time, where they would learn vital lessons of history. Or an alternate universe, like one in which the Nazis and Imperial Japan shared power over the globe. Or maybe they’d really enjoy Soviet Earth the bestest of all.

  22. HaikuMan says:

    The Twitter Gulag
    Bought with taxpayer money
    Penis Pannus Lol

  23. Because says:

  24. Arachne says:

    BTW wasn’t Itchy against that whole “net neutrality” thing? I seem to recall him wailing against him (and in that case he would have been correct). What’s his take on Jerk the Wonder Prez’s current push for regulating like a utility? Gasp! Will he have to go against his Messiah. Gee, Douchenozzle, if he was wrong on that?

  25. ISpeakJive says:

    Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
    If it moves, tax it.
    If it keeps moving, regulate it.
    And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

    Reagan.

    Chunky just wants to binge watch House of Cards. That’s all he cares about.

  26. Octopus says:

    Meanwhile, back at the donkey ranch…

    The self-identified Liberal MSM is finally turning on the Unicorn Messiah, after a couple years of false starts in that direction. I can’t wait to see the books that are going to come flooding out in a couple of years, telling the godawful truth of what a truly-dysfunctional WH looks and smells like. Jarrett’s Nixonian Enemies List appears to have just as many card-carrying libturds on it as it contains conservative-leaning pundits, if not a lot more.

  27. Octopus says:

    Gus has been re-purposed as grease for our tanks’ treads. How did that happen? Patton took one look at him, lounging in a field hospital complaining about the cold, took out his pearl-handled pistol, and shot him in the head. Nobody said a word about it. One nurse giggled, and mimed a “slow clap” show of approval.

  28. Octopus says:

    I guess this means Dear Fatass was right all along, about Ebola being a total racist-wingnut false alarm. 😆

    Or not: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/07/31/world/africa/ebola-virus-outbreak-qa.html?_r=0

  29. OLT's No Comparison Can Be Made says:

    An unemployed garage-dwelling moron dissing Ted Cruz is beyond mocking.

    You cannot mock shit that ridiculous.

    It’s like Stalker Charles mocking Louis Gohmert (especially his name, very teenagerish).

    Just so very stupid that you cannot parody it. These two are literally down the fucking rabbit hole so far that they are seeing playing cards and having tea. What can mockers do when the mockees are self-mocking?

  30. OLT's No Comparison Can Be Made says:

    An article on Captain Sobel, and a reminder that there are two sides to most coins:

    http://www.marcusbrotherton.com/unvarnished-truth-captain-herbert-sobel/

    Gus, shut the fuck up. Neither you nor I have the right to judge these men. Your childish comparisons only demean you, if that’s even still possible.

    • Octopus says:

      Good article. Looks like an interesting blog, too.

      I remember thinking at the time, when I watched “Band Of Brothers” in a day of TV-binge, that Sobel had to be getting a raw deal for dramatic purposes. Sounds like he had a very sad final act to his life, too, after being a great father and husband for a long time.

      Shooting himself with the wrong hand using a small caliber pistol? Veteran watchers of Dateline like myself know it was attempted murder, likely for insurance money. Look into that blonde German hausfrau, I say.

  31. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      Add “science” to the list of words drained of meaning in the Fatass Lexicon, along with racist, misogynist, milyo, crazy and stalker. There are others, but suddenly I am overcome with Chunky-fatigue, and need to disengage from the stupid.

    • Arachne says:

      Garth Brooks just joined Twitter three hours ago, has sent out 14 tweets and already has 3X the followers Itchty has.

      Just not fair, is it, Itchy.

      • Because says:

        Rules for twitter:

        1. Don’t be a dickhead.
        2. See rule 1.

        He can’t seem to follow those simple rules.

  32. Doppel milyo says:

  33. Arachne says:

    It must suck to be Itchy and Scratchy. Spend their entire day glued to Twitter being angry. The only time I saw a glimpse of “joy” in a tweet from Itchy was when he talked about his grilled cheese sandwich. Sad really. This isn’t having a life, dudes.

  34. Octopus says:

    Start with Thai ladyboys, from Chunky’s sponsors. Work your way up to Castro Street sac-inflators.

  35. rightymouse says:

    New thread^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Warppress hasn’t caught up yet……….