Gus continues to rant about the election

It is pathetic to see a person who lived in a fantasy world can’t deal with reality. After living in the LGF cocoon for years where they were told the country loves Obama, Gus was faced with reality on Tuesday night. Not being able to deal with reality, the human worm has had a mental breakdown and lashing out with pure hate in twitter.

Gus really has emotional issues.


116 Comments on “Gus continues to rant about the election”

  1. sven10077 says:

    Gus is in the top 1/5th of their posters sanity wise.

    A strong character reference for Chaz really

  2. kbdabear says:

    It looks like Gus or one of the other Fatass cultists was trolling a thread at Ace of Spades

    Goes by the nic of “Mouthbreather” on this thread

  3. kbdabear says:

    Don’t worry Fatass, he didn’t mean YOU. Chris said BIG sites, so that leaves you out

  4. rightymouse says:

    Poor Gussy. He’s losing his mind. O_o
    Get a grip, old chap. Lawdy..Lawdy….

  5. Octopus says:

    Skimming through that sad compendium of mental disease, I couldn’t help but hearken back to the last thread:

    I wish someone would toss him a decent paddle, or tow his craft into the ocean currents so he can escape.

  6. Voltaire's Crack says:

  7. rightymouse says:

    Condi Rice is appalled by liberal racism. So am I. It’s pathetic.

  8. trebob says:

    See, that’s what happens when the government cheque comes in at the first of the month. Old Gus can afford to buy real gin and a big fat split. He should be watching Petticoat Junction re-runs rather than twittering his buzz away.

  9. Just poop says:

    I hate to say it, but I think it might be time to ignore Gus and let him slip into a coma.

    this sad fellow, drinker of sterno, eater of stolen unheated pot pies, man of an untreated limp and stolen cell phone minutes seems to have been given life by our attention

    unlike Charles and his foolery, I see no value in Gus. I’d prefer to cut his air supply and let him suffocate

  10. swamprat says:

    Gus ‏@Gus_802 10h10 hours ago

    You want coal miners to vote for you while wanting to shut down coal mining. Really?
    Gus ‏@Gus_802 10h10 hours ago

    You want sport fishermen to vote for you while wanting to ban sport fishing?
    Gus ‏@Gus_802 10h10 hours ago

    You want truck drivers to vote for you while wanting to raise the price of diesel fuel? Really?
    Gus ‏@Gus_802 Nov 4

    I don’t want to hear any shit about Republicans “stealing this election” either.
    Gus ‏@Gus_802 10h10 hours ago

    Something else. Trying to create a voting base made up of people who are not citizens and CAN’T VOTE is counter productive

    come to the light, Gus

    • swamprat says:

      when the blizzard hits and things get cold, Gus might have an epiphany about global climate change.

    • JimboXL says:

      Moments of clarity! Now try making these points to Dim leaders and see how well they listen. At least the weak Republicans can be dragged to a certain position if enough calls hit their offices.

    • OLT's The Same Old Avengers says:


      BTW, Gus, the WMDs are real. They were covered up.

      Oh, and the Valerie Plame affair was all lies. But you know that.

  11. JimboXL says:

    Boo hoo poor Obola. I remember all those mean hard hitting questions he has been asked over the past 6 years, like “what is your favorite ice cream flavor,” and does Michelle make you watch what you eat?” He has been treated so badly, that must be why he spied on Americans illegally, something that would have finished any other president. Poor poor Obola.

    • swamprat says:

      Bush did it first! Bush started it!

      gun entrapment/ fast&infuriating
      discount mortgages which broke the country
      NSA excesses
      TSA excesses

      Lotsa change, eh?
      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
      Starts a race war every time he needs votes

  12. swamprat says:

    If I had a son who got shot after a strong arm robbery….
    Tall like me, but strong like Michelle

    • Octopus says:

      …I would call him “Fat Mandingo,” and teach him how to run in a chaotic zig-zag away from gunfire, rather than in a straight line that includes running right back to the shooting pursuer. They used to teach that in boot camp…probably still do. Send all young thugs to boot camp!

  13. Octopus says:

    Tim Blair is back with another devastating report on the goose-loonies still enraptured by the Warmening. Seems they are suffering a shit-ton of PTSD, as in “Pre-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder.” Nothing is happening, as far as warming goes. Unless you accept that warming actually makes the planet colder and icier…which they do. And they are freaking right the fuck out. And wondering why in the hell you aren’t, with your incandescent bulbs and whatnot. 😆

    Oh, this is precious stuff:

    “From depression to substance abuse to suicide and post-traumatic stress disorder, growing bodies of research in the relatively new field of psychology of global warming suggest that climate change will take a pretty heavy toll on the human psyche as storms become more destructive and droughts more prolonged,” wrote Madeleine Thomas last week for the online journal Grist.

    “For your everyday environmentalist, the emotional stress suffered by a rapidly changing Earth can result in some pretty substantial anxieties.”

    But further reading of Thomas’s piece indicates that environmentalists are not wigging out because of climate change, but precisely because the climate isn’t changing. She quotes Washington DC forensic psychiatrist Lise Van Susteren, who says climate warriors are suffering from something called “pre-traumatic stress disorder.” As Thomas explains, this is a term describing “the mental anguish that results from preparing for the worst, before it actually happens.”

    Key words: “before it actually happens”. They are literally worrying themselves into illness over exactly nothing. As Quadrant‘s Tony Thomas pointed out last week, this sort of thing is so absurd that it “can’t really be satirised”.

    Indeed. Another US environmentalist cited by Grist, Gillian Caldwell, previously wailed: “We often feel like we are living in a parallel universe. Don’t people see that we are headed straight off a cliff? How could they possibly continue to argue that there is legitimate dispute about whether or not the planet is warming? How could the ones who know that it is warming leave all their incandescent bulbs on?”

    • dwells38 says:

      “How could the ones who know that it is warming leave all their incandescent bulbs on?”

      Or have a wedding in Italy when he’s from Cincinnati.

      Or have a 3 house complex with 6 pools, fountains, and a fleet of fifty recreational vehicles

      Or be a Preezydent who helicopters almost daily to golf dates

    • Because olo says:

      “As Thomas explains, this is a term describing “the mental anguish that results from preparing for the worst, before it actually happens.”

      Preppers. 😆

  14. kbdabear says:

    The Great Follower Surge of 2014 is still at 11.4K since Sunday, and Ginger reached 11.3K yesterday

    Fatass is hoping for riots when the Ferguson grand jury findings are released so he can troll the #Ferguson hash with his “I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE” rantings

  15. Octopus says:

    It absolutely kills Dear Fatass and his Media Matters overlords that conservatives embrace black conservatives with such great enthusiasm. After all, they’ve been trying to tell America that conservatives have nothing but hatred and fear towards their black brothers and sisters, for so long they have come to actually believe it themselves.

    It’s going to be fun watching the Dims turn on each other like rats in a crowded cage, in the coming months. Turns out they’ve been at it for a long time already, while the self-identified liberal MSM has kept the ugliness under wraps. That’s falling apart, and soon the books will start appearing, blowing the rest of the cover-up. 😆

  16. Pakimon says:

    I think the GOP fear monkeys are knocking on Gus’ garage door.

    The prospect of “All work and no Twitter makes Gus a productive member of society instead of a pathetic mooch” is giving him night terrors. 😆

  17. Pakimon says:

    Take this quiz and get yourself a “neato” political label!

    * Quiz link blatantly stolen borrowed from one of the comment threads over at Ace’s

    • Pakimon says:

      I am a Objectivist Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Traditionalist

      Pretty “spiffy”, eh? 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      I also took the quiz while “channeling” Gus and got:

      Pathetic Alcoholic Non-Employable Imbecilic Mooch

      Needless to say, I wasn’t surprised… 😆

  18. dwells38 says:


    Overnight Jam: Keith Jarrett Trio, “Rider”
    9 hours ago

    I thought Chunky was really into Rap music now. Ya know so he could be all down with the Ferguson protesters and in solidarity with the genuine awsome individual and all around great person, Mike Brown who just happened to never smile, wrote Rap lyrics about hurting people and pushed clerks around when he forgot to pay for stuff.

    Anyway, now that that’s Chunk’s new millyo I thought he might like to pay a tribute to the awseome Rappper who has left us too soon, Big Paybacc. Another big fella just mindin’ his biz scarfin’ down some MickeyDees when boom, some punk with a beef offs him. As his girl friend put it that’s like so not right and off boundaries and such. I mean there’s a place for murder and mayhem but not around the kids and mid-french fry. Even we gangstas is humanz an stuff.

    I’m sure Chunky would agree.

  19. swamprat says:

    Russia is invading the Ukraine.

    Quick! Somebody blame a cartoon!
    “What difference does it make? – our formal foreign policy

    • Octopus says:

      Obama leaps into action, sending a tweet Putin’s way saying, “OMG, Vladdie! WTF? Thought we were bros.”

      Then he went into his room and sulked for five hours. A good day’s work.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Obama plays golf

      if you thought this lazy man was phoning it in before now, just wait for the next two years. It’s gonna be a paid vacation, nonstop. parties at the white house

      nary a minutes work will be done ( which is a good thing I suppose)

    • dwells38 says:

      The Preezydunce’s response:

      “Vlad wasn’t very well informed about this,” Obama stated. “I think he might’ve just been trying to give Assad an extra ratings boost on his show. There is no doubt that Vlad is a better world leader than I am. Of course, if I was in office twice a day for the last 15 years, then that might not be the case.”

    • Because olo says:

      About as lame as Bortion Barbie blaming her loss on ebola. Yes, she did!

      • Arachne says:

        Not that she ever actually had a scintilla of a chance of actually winning, but her sleazy campaign tactics in the last week of the campaign put the final nail in the candidacy coffin.

      • dwells38 says:

        Yeah. It turns out attacking a cripple really isn’t a good campaign strategy.

        STAND UP for your rights!! Because HE sure as hell won’t just never seemed to catch on.

  20. swamprat says:

    Have a great day!

  21. Because olo says:

    • Doppel milyo says:

      1. there is no global warming
      2. England is bloody cold, so even if there was global warming it hasn’t reached England
      3. See #1

    • dwells38 says:

      So what they’re saying is bees will become more likely to bang each other than to mistakenly bang a flower. I’m all for truth in advertising. This sounds like a good thing. Of course the libturd scientists take the side of the lazy do-nothing flowers. To hell with them! They had it too good too long. Sprout some legs and head north you bastards.

      • Octopus says:

        Sprout some legs, and then spread those legs. Get down to it. Damn passive-aggressive pansies…”Oh, I’ll just sit here looking pretty, and the busy little bees will do all the work.” Enough!

      • Because says:

        The queen bee disapproves of all this working class sex. That’s for her and her royal dronebros only.

    • dwells38 says:

      “We have shown that plants and their pollinators show different responses to climate change and that warming will widen the timeline between bees and flowers emerging,” said Dr Karen Robbirt, at the Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew and the University of East Anglia (UEA). “If replicated in less specific systems, this could have severe implications for crop productivity.”

      Well life’s a big crapshoot lady. Not even the flowers get out alive.

  22. Because olo says:

    What was your first hint, Guus?

    • dwells38 says:

      Yeah they didn’t think anyone would WANT to Tweet a 140 max char message that quickly after having just posted one. They’re crazy like that. Probly Republiscums.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, Scratchy – Twitter wants to you log off. Permanently.

  23. Because fluoridation is a corporate plot says:

    • Octopus says:

      Those crazy Bull Moose Party nuts also showed up in droves at the polls. They never stopped being relevant, like Chunky, only a century of butthurt longer.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      he doesn’t even know what that is.

      just throwing around catchy moonbat terms he read at LGF ( terms that Charles doesn’t understand either )

      • dwells38 says:

        Yeah WTF does that even mean anyway? That The John Birch Society is taking over the GOP and the entire country evidently, and this mid-term win only reflects that? And not that the Preezydent’s been hitting the snooze button on pretty much everything the American people actually care about. Such as persistent high unemployment and lack of oppurtunity, casually bringing in puking and shitting certain death disease, massively importing non-English speaking, poor, sick, low-skilled foreigners, ignoring head-chopping newly formed YES WE ARE MUSLIMS YOU IDIOT states? And pretending he didn’t know about the latter two?

        Is that what Gus means?

      • Doppel milyo says:

        I believe that’s what he would mean, if he even understood it enough to say that.

        he’s just a drunk regurgitating the talking points of a man who is regurgitating talking points

  24. dwells38 says:

    Whoops. Chunk’s peeps in Ferguson: If u b streamin’ then u be screamin’

    Another protester points out that sending the nice young white protesters shrieking into the streets with blood spewing from their heads, ya know….kinda looks bad. Oh well. Live and learn. Anyway white boy won’t be streamin’ agin. Dat fo sho.

    Of course being a libturd he wants someone to pay for the resulting injuries from his extremely dangerous and risky activities of trying to play kumbaya in a BAD low income area filled with angry blacks who aren’t even exactly sure why they’re mad. The The Donkey Show rule comes to mind.

    VIDEO>>> ‘Peaceful’ #Ferguson Protesters Beat College Student & Chase Him Down Street Screaming

    • Arachne says:

      I guess there is no concealed carry laws in Missouri?

      • dwells38 says:

        Heh. And doesn’t sound like he called a cop either nor did those who witnessed the beating. I’m guessing they might be a little slow to respond in that neighborhood these days. He had to seek help at the local Walgreen’s aka big corporate greedy unjust company.

  25. Liz_Ardoid says:

    Someone has a Wiki editor account?
    I think Gus_802 should be included in the ‘Examples of Twitterbots’ paragraph over at

    He’s pushing close to 1 tweet/min now… seriously?

    • dwells38 says:

      Maybe someone should tell him there are these things called documents. Where you can put more than 140 characters. Lots more! You could even put all your <140 char thoughts into just ONE OF THEM!!! And then just post it once.

      I know. Crazy talk.

    • Because says:

      Occam’s razor says bum.

    • dwells38 says:

      @Gus_802bot was created out of spite by failed and universally hated blogger, Charles Fatass Johnson in 2009 after being completely rejected as a moron and a dickhead by the right wing blogger milyo. It uses the persona of an unemployable supposed architect who lives in family member’s garages and other people’s couches and believes the entire world is a RWNJ racist conspiracy that only he can rectify by Tweeting his paranoid and often just pointless random thoughts.

  26. Because put the bottle down, Goos says:

    • Doppel milyo says:

      you are SO RIGHT GUS!

      and I use the examples I just saw the other day where the black president and atty general were turning the fire hoses on the black kids trying to infiltrate the all white public schools

      way to stay informed gus.

      have another sterno

  27. dwells38 says:

    Chuckie’s moderate pal the Muslim cleric Anjem Choudary:

    ‘Cus Britain sucks and everyone get’s all judgemental and serious and shit when you chop a few heads for Allah.

    Good thing none of this has anything to do with that SUPER AWSOME religion Islam.

  28. kbdabear says:

    Thank you, Captain Geography.

    Which one of these neighborhoods are NOT in Brooklyn?

    1. Williamsburg
    2. Bensonhurst
    3. Flushing
    4. Canarsie

    What county is Brooklyn in?

    • Because says:

      That’s a trixy question. NYC does its counties weird.

    • kbdabear says:

      Quiz for Captain Geography;

      Brooklyn was once a separate city

      1. True
      2. False

      Which two boroughs does the Verrazano Narrows Bridge connect?

      What is the BQE?

      What are “Cushines?”

      What two neighborhoods have progressive upper class white hipsters and yuppies pushed out poor minorities?

    • OLT's I Said NO MORE STERNO says:

      For you garage-bound derelicts that know everything, how many wards in Houston?

    • OLT's I Said NO MORE STERNO says:

      All I know about NYC is the Bronx Alphabet:

      Fuckin’ A
      Fuckin’ B
      Fuckin’ C

      Other than that, I would like to see the Statue of Liberty before I die, and there’s a Jewish deli somewhere that my bro-in-law says is Heaven. Everything else, I could NOT care less.

    • dwells38 says:

      I’m sorry but Gus doesn’t have time for these silly questions. He has moved on to much more important issues:

      America: proudly racist.
      1 hour ago

  29. Doppel milyo says:

    gus, have another pol pot pie

  30. dwells38 says:

    “Your tweet has been deleted.” Yes, thank you. Now that window is just sitting there. Twitter needs to fix this.
    7 minutes ago

    Ya hear that Twitter? You better get on this now or Gus may just have to go to some other online media website to post how racist America is all day long.

  31. Because says:

    Says the unemployed bum who hasn’t looked for a job since Clinton…

    • Doppel milyo says:

      Gus, you have actually lowered the unemployment rate. By falling out of the labor market, your unemployment doesn’t count

      you are a gimpy little body-odor-scented, 5 o’clock-shadowed positive economic indicator!

    • dwells38 says:

      Gus is so smart. I’m sure he’ll explain why the Fed’s been printing money hand over fist while holding the prime lending rate at 0 through several years of reports of positive economic indicators. I seem to remember “green sprouts” from several years ago. But QE only ended last week. I’m just a RWNJ though. Me and Peter Schiff.

  32. Doppel milyo says:

    SCOTUS taking up King v. Burwell

    Arachne, thoughts?

    Look for Obama Loyalist Icarus to load up all his guns for this

  33. livefreeor die says:

    I’m waiting for Gus to show us examples to back up his claims that America is becoming more racist.
    Until then I’ll be eating some pudding and laughing my kiester off.

  34. Because says:

    Chunk’s getting kinda stale. Time for a fresh bag of cheetos.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      interesting how he uses a single flag, not knowing the context, or the person holding it and implies everybody that supports her is a racist. based on one flag

      BUT every beheading is a lone nut.
      Nidal Hassan: workplace violence.

      can’t generalize

    • kbdabear says:

      Ah yes, Mia Love is a nice two-fer for Fatass. Let’s him simultaneously release his inner racist and inner misogynist

      Where are all your “black friends” with the retweets, Fatass?

  35. Because says:

    How many of these describe Bumth (and Dumth also, for that matter)?

  36. Because says:

  37. Voltaire's Crack says: