Immigrant Gus calls America a backwater country

The Argentine free loader and all around loser Gus gives his opinion on America and the 2014 elections.

Nobody is stopping Gus from leaving this backwater.

(Hat Tip: Pakimon)

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116 Comments on “Immigrant Gus calls America a backwater country”

  1. Octopus says:

    He’s really a sad case. Cold’s shutting down his synaptic connections. Find a nice rest stop or apartment hallway to warm up in, Gus.

    • Bunk X says:

      His roomie hung up the visqueen again and Gus is back in self-pity mode. Friends left him, family abhors him, and he’s too stupid to accept offers for work and charitable donation accounts.

      Thank God he doesn’t own a pet.

  2. kbdabear says:

    The Fatass Great Follower Surge of 2014 finally turned the odometer over to 11.4K on Sunday where it sits as of now.

    However, Ginger reached 11.3K today, only 100 behind Fatass

  3. kbdabear says:

    The mental effects of legal recreational marijuana in Colorado

  4. windbag says:

    Like a spoiled three year old screaming “I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!” at his parents, knowing full well that nothing bad will result and all his freebies will continue to flow his way.

  5. Octopus says:

    😆

  6. Octopus says:

    ICYMI: But yours is. Most definitely.

  7. calo says:

    There’s enough Rodanglish in the title of this article to give me a tingle this evening.

  8. Dudebro says:

    Da oil is bad. EARTH IS BURNING UP!!

  9. Dudebro says:

    For all the lizards that never read here:
    The USA is coming up Democrat. It’s science HuffPost reports (in 2009) via IowaHawk

  10. beeed says:

    Wow. Amerika voted nuts! Nuts in the senate and nuts in congress! Democracy is such an ass.

    If people knew what was good for them they’d vote grrrr or die and boogie all night long. All night long. All night. All night.

  11. Pakimon says:

    In this life, if you dropped McConnell and Gus in a dumpster, McConnell would climb out and Gus would start rummaging around for chicken pot pies.

    In this life, if you dropped McConnell and Gus on someone’s front lawn, McConnell would move to the sidewalk but Gus would take a huge crap on it. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Almost forgot!

      In this life, if you dropped McConnell and Gus in front of a dishwasher, McConnell would load it with dishes and Gus would load it with his “skidmarked” underwear. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      In this life, if you dropped McConnell and Chunkles in front of a family sized bag of Cheetos and a bottle of Mountain Dew… well… I think we know what would happen. 😆

  12. Pakimon says:

    I’m still waiting for Gus to “go wild” like he threatened he would if the GOP seized the senate.

    All I’m seeing is a lot of whining and sniveling…

  13. Octopus says:

    You know who else is whining and sniveling? You guessed it, if you said, “the Unicorn Messiah.” He’s either in denial, or he doesn’t give a flying horse-turd what the People think. “I’m the guy Everybody elected.” No, you aren’t. You were elected by a sketchy coalition of race-addled folks, low-info kidz, and grown-ups identifying as hardcore libturds for whatever reason related to their toilet-training. Maybe a few Mormon-haters, in 2012. Women who heard the GOP wanted to force them into sex slavery.

    http://www.nationaljournal.com/white-house/obama-isn-t-listening-to-voters-he-claims-to-hear-20141105

  14. dwells38 says:

    So Chunk’s a Japophile now?

    The Matthew Broderick Godzilla was the worst Godzilla of them all.
    10 hours ago

    Down with the white man’s Godzilla!

  15. Just poop says:

    I’d like to find out where Gus lives and drag him off his couch by the scruff of the neck and force that fucker to get a job

  16. Because olo says:

    “Trophy blacks”.

    • trebob says:

      Charles and his group are such unabashed racists they can’t comprehend of a minority group of any pigmentation supporting self relience, personal responsibility and unselfish capitalistic ideals. As far as Charles and Gus are concerned, all folks with darker skin need to get in line at the democrat plantation and collect your obmamaphone because they are incapable of getting one for themselves.

      Mia Love (in all of her awesomeness) expresses this well and Stacey Dash was on FoxNews this morning talking about how libs can’t handle conservative blacks. At least I think she was talking about that. Honestly the way her eyes sparkle and her amazing smile leaves me mesmerized and it’s hard(er) for me to follow intelligent conversation. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        “Trophy Blacks?” Really?

        That’s the most racist concept I’ve heard in a long time. Congrats, Fatass. 😆

        The degree of patronizing assholery required to think like that is mind-boggling.

    • kbdabear says:

      So, a old fat white man is the arbiter of who is “genuinely black”?

      Or is it Fatass’s inner racist coming out by revealing that only white proggies like Fatass “know what’s good for black people”

      But hey, Fatass gives himself a pass because he worked for some black guy 20 years ago

  17. Arachne says:

    This should give Itchy a sad….

  18. OLT's The Same Old Avengers says:

  19. dwells38 says:

    Gus is really sad. He believes a bunch of Progturd foolishness that the Progturd designers don’t even believe themselves. They don’t alter their behaviors that indicate they really believe in the things they promote to the libtard sheeple. Obunglecare? They avoid it if possible. Climate gate? They still live in big houses, drive big cars and jump on planes for no good reason. Minimum wage? For thee and not for me as indicated by a recent wanted ad posted by a lib group for a very technical job, well under the $15 an hour they advocate for burger flippers. Public school union craziness? All fine but theirs go to private. Equal pay for women? Not in Obungle’s administration or Pelosi’s offices.

    Unlike Fat Chunk Boy who knows he’s posting and promoting lies, Gus probably actually believes that the entire political right is all a bunch of racists and misogynists. Even the women and blacks.

  20. Because huh? says:

  21. Captain Death says:

    A rat went over to Gus who was lying on a cot in his sisters garage and said “move over, I pay half rent”.

  22. Octopus says:

    When you’re pushing the Warmening Dogma, you must use every weapon at your disposal. Take no prisoners.

  23. Arachne says:

    Excuse me – “recently pulled into a public role? – this clown couldn’t be more of an attention whore if he changed his name to Sandra Fluke or Wendy Davis.

    Oh, and Itchy – weren’t you the one saying how awful we all were to Lena Dunham for not finding her sexual abuse of her sister “edgy” and all that. Well, apparently her target market didn’t care for it so now Lena is saying she made it up. Hmm…..so how truthful does that make that autobiography of hers?

    Once again, itchy backs the wrong horse and invests in a narrative.

    • Octopus says:

      (Java)Lena also made up a story in her book about being “raped by a Republican” at her extreme-left college, Oberlin. She wasn’t raped. She’s completely full of shit, as well as rich liberal privilege.
      http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/10/03/lena-dunham-raped-by-republican

      • Arachne says:

        Apparently her lawyers are threatening to bring suit against Truth Revolt and Ben Shapiro for “smearing” Popo the Lipstick Wearing Pig – which is apparently a new legal term meaning “to spread disgust and revulsion against an author by quoting verbatim passages from their own works and commenting on how skeevy it makes you.”

        I’m sure since it’s Shapiro and Truth Revolt, Itchy will be springing into action to defend She Whose Thighs Are Whiter and Fatter Than Frosty’s Waistline. Go ahead Itchy, dig in. Because once again, you’re going to be on the wrong side of the narrative.

      • Octopus says:

        I suspect the fact that she’s apologized for and backtracked a bit on the molestation story means there will be no lawsuit forthcoming. I was skeptical about that immediately, as it seemed like the dumbest possible move for her, both from a legal and PR standpoint.

      • Because olo says:

        Yeah, the only person in the looniverse dumb enough to start a defamation suit from that weak a position is Michael Mann. Dunham obviously isn’t that stupid.

  24. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    • kbdabear says:

      The softest material known to man is the brain of a left wing climate cultist who clings to graphs compiled from bad data as SCIENCE

    • Arachne says:

      Itchy is desperately trying to reproduce the wit that garnered him eleventy million retweets. Again, it was CONSERVATIVES retweeting you,

      • Because olo says:

        Iowahawk wit. Ur doin it rong.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s hard to flash the witty repartee, when your tongue is frozen solid to the icy pole we like to call, “Teh Warmening.”

        Chunky’s trying, though: “Guh-guh-guh-GUNGGHH!”

        Heheh, Fatass. We hear ya. Get some hot water on that tongue, buddy.

      • trebob says:

        Chunky’s trying, though: “Guh-guh-guh-GUNGGHH!”

        Thought that noise is what Charles makes while working through an artisanal cheese blockage.

      • dwells38 says:

        Also the sound he makes while holding a photo of Pam Geller. With one hand.

      • Octopus says:

        Also heard at the Saturday night Donkey Show, accompanied by the passionate hee-haws of the titular star. Audible for at least a mile around the Tijuana establishment, according to witnesses.

      • Because olo says:

        How many tits did the titular star have?

      • Because olo says:

        I think there are two.

      • Octopus says:

        She was fine, once they got her into surgery. They stole a kidney, but they got her stitched up.

    • Just poop says:

      strawman!!

      I do not deny climate change. It always has and always will change

      what I do deny is that man has caused a significant degree of global warming due to carbon dioxide
      there is no evidence this has happened

      stop spending trillions of tax dollars propping up lazy scammer scientists and crippling third world countries, denying them viable power options based on your fraudulent man made global warming

  25. Octopus says:

    That’s it. You’ve encapsulated the worldview of the Proggies in one idiotic sentence. Good job.

  26. dwells38 says:

    Here’s “trophy” black Senator Tim Scott crushing an AMESSNBC pretty boy moron who actually thinks he posed a gotcha question. Instead gets a very lucid and statistics-backed historical lesson on the abject failure that Libturdism has been for black Americans.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2014/11/06/tim-scott-schools-thomas-roberts-key-future-freedom-not-government

    I could almost hear the sad trombone sound: Wah, wah, waah. Oooooh, that’s not right but thanks for playing.

  27. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles’ and Gus’ prescription is ready. 😆

  28. Voltaire's Crack says:

    • Just poop says:

      priceless!

      except he’s sitting in a pile of his own waste, tapping an upside down can of sterno trying to coax out just one more drop

  29. Octopus says:

    Remember when Chunky was so “misled,” he exulted in the failures of Air America and Koz’s idiotic book? http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/20273_Daily_Kos_Nutroots_Manifesto_Stiffs

    Should have taken a note from those failures, Fatass. Could have avoided a whole lot of personal disaster. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I wonder if Itchy has realized that this whole “turnaround” of his has been an abject failure. His blog is so bad he keeps the stats from Alexa, IIRC, because you KNOW if he were doing well he’d be sure his Alexa rank was out there for the advertising revenue. I’m sure we’ll soon be seeing his pathetic pleas to sign up for Amazon Prime using his account and did you know you could buy groceries on Amazon? Winter Solstice is coming – get your gifts and Itchy gets a percentage.

      And yet – still nothing as far as I know about the tribute album to his “good friend” George Duke, arranged by two other people he has worked with. When we hear about it, you watch – it’ll be “engagements kept me from being part of it, but please be sure to buy it in Amazon and use the LGF account.” So that he can profit from it.

      Itchy – they’ll buy it on iTunes, because NO ONE buys CD’s anymore and you won’t get a red cent.

      • Pakimon says:

        it’ll be “engagements kept me from being part of it

        “Engagements” meaning “I’ve got to monitor Twitter and my trainwreck of a blog 24/7 in case the stalkers attack!”. 😆

    • Because olo says:

  30. Arachne says:

    It is a testament to Itchy’s massively overly inflated ego that he apparently feels very secure calling his intellectual betters “stupid”, “an idiot” and “a moron” on a regular basis. Victor Davis Hansen, Mark Steyn, Charles Krauthammer, Antonin Scalia, Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas, Condaleezza Rice, Thomas Sowell – all of whom are very widely recognized for their erudition and intellect. But Itchy quotes them as if they’re his intellectual inferiors; when the truth is we know for a fact that the King of the Dumb Douchnozzles wouldn’t be able to even hold a conversation without furiously texting lawhawk for word definitions and phrase meaning.

    • Pakimon says:

      And “lawhawk” would text back, “How should I know?! I’m not a lawyer, I just play one on your blog.” 😆

  31. Because olo says:

    And…?

    • rightymouse says:

      I get the feeling that successful, intelligent black conservatives REALLY piss off lefties like Gus & his bossman, Fatso The Dork.

      • Octopus says:

        They don’t really respect these successful, intelligent black conservatives. Refer to them as “Trophy Blacks.” In private, they use the older term, “House N——.” The sterno bum and his master are kind of unreconstructed, in terms of race.

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s appalling. When I was growing up, I was admonished to treat everyone with respect, regardless of skin pigmentation. The only exceptions I was given to their admonition, were physical/emotional/mental abuse and illegal behavior of any kind, regardless of skin pigmentation.

  32. Pakimon says:

    A little theme music to ease the massive stinging butthurt currently being suffered by the rotund, ponytailed, sniveling shut-in and his unemployed, drunken, garage dwelling lackey after the vicious ass-kicking endured by the dimocrats the other night. 😀

  33. JimboXL says:

    Really great to finally see Dim politicians get what they deserve at the voting booth. That’s the only joy I get from this, knowing that Washington Republicans being forever weak, stupid and out of touch will probably vote to let Obola write legislation and pass it in the senate with 10 only votes.

  34. Juan Epstein says:

    Not many political tweets today, eh Dr. Yo.

  35. Because olo says:

    Fat senior citizen tweets:

  36. Octopus says:

    Nobody is stopping Gus from leaving this backwater.
    ————————————————

    No, nobody is trying to stop him. Problem is, he’s way up the creek, his “boat” is an old shipping pallet lashed to two styrofoam coolers that are disintegrating, and his paddle is his gimp-crutch. Progress is slow. The sterno doesn’t help, with all the breaks required for yelling at the hallucinations.

  37. rightymouse says:

    The HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

    Even Obama advised to hit back twice as hard. So what’s the problem???

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0809/25891.html

  38. swamprat says:

    1851-1877

    February 25, 1870
    First African American Senator

    Photograph of Senator Hiram Revels

    On February 25, 1870, visitors in the Senate galleries burst into applause as senator-elect Hiram Revels, a Republican from Mississippi, entered the chamber to take his oath of office. Those present knew that they were witnessing an event of great historical significance. Revels was about to become the first African American to serve in the Senate.

    another Republican “trophy”

    https://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/minute/First_African_American_Senator.htm

  39. swamprat says:

    Joseph Hayne Rainey (June 21, 1832 – August 1, 1887) was the first African American to serve in the United States House of Representatives, the second black person to serve in the United States Congress (U.S. Senator Hiram Revels was the first), the first African American to be directly elected to Congress (Revels was appointed), and the first black presiding officer of the United States House of Representatives. Born into slavery in South Carolina, he was freed in the 1840s by his father purchasing the freedom of his entire family and himself. Revels and Rainey were both members of the Republican Party.

    another Republican “trophy”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Rainey

  40. swamprat says:

    Our next black president will be a bit more …

    more..

    .
    everything

  41. rightymouse says:

    New thread up^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^