The LGF 2014 Elections Open Thread

Charles posted an election open thread.

Election Night

Let the meltdown begin!



145 Comments on “The LGF 2014 Elections Open Thread”

  1. Just poop says:

    “The year of the nuts”

    Sore loser status suits you so well Charles. You are getting so good at it

  2. Because says:


    Eat shit, LGF.

  3. Because says:

    Well, start packing for Cali…

  4. Because says:

    How’s that butthurt bacon coming along? I can smell it from here.

  5. Just poop says:

    not much Fried Chicken being consumed nationwide today.

    lots of Crow being served though

    and 1 lonely loser licking yesterday’s pot pie box

  6. Dudebro says:

    I guess not. PS chuckles, she won

  7. JimboXL says:

    Hmm, this is interesting tonight.

  8. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      Now that’s a Donkey Show I would pay to see! 😆

      (who’m I kiddin’? I never miss a good donkey show…when I’m in TJ)

  9. JimboXL says:

    I’m projecting Obola will become meaner and nastier. He’s getting that pen out, too bad dumb Republicans don’t just say he doesn’t have the power to make law because he signs his name at the bottom of some scribbles he puts on a sheet.

  10. JimboXL says:

    Illinois Dim gov dumped, that’s incredibly shocking.

  11. Octopus says:

    ICYM the first two threads, which were sparsely attended by a few bitter cellar-dwellers and lots of Chunky’s socks.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Third attempt to have an issues driven thread rather than “Rethuglicans suck and want to outlaw birth control, Sweet Pea.”

  12. Octopus says:

    The whole “War On Women” line of bullshit crossed over into self-parody about five minutes after it was launched, and Dims are surprised their WOW-attacks on Ernst created a lot more chuckles than outrage? I mean, come on. She wants to prosecute women who miscarry? Okay, I’m scared. 😆

    Naturally, dim-bulb Fatass was all over that flaming bandwagon. He’s, like, prescient. Or something.

  13. swamprat says:

    Limbaugh will be insufferable.

  14. swamprat says:

    So the country has become racist under Obama?
    We were ok before…

    • swamprat says:

      How could you do this, Obama?
      How could you let us become bigots under your watchful care?

      You did heal global warming, though; I have to give you that.

    • Bunk X says:

      He isn’t the first mixed-race president. He’s the first half-caucasian one. But race doesn’t matter. The voting public in the US doesn’t consider the color of the jockey’s jersey… unless they’re Democrats.

      • swamprat says:

        No! We are racists for choosing republican! Anything that goes against our beloved leader is racist.
        Pointing out unkept promises – racist
        Voting Republican – racist
        Worrying about an increasingly surly Russia – racist
        Noting that ISIS is acting like a motorcycle gang in a convent – racist

        and now we have racistly voted for Republicans to have moar power.

        It’s depressing, I tell you.

      • Bunk X says:

        No. It’s only half racist because he’s half white. Do they serve grits ‘n hushpuppies in Chicago?

      • swamprat says:

        Most civilized places will at least fry cornbread to serve with fish.I guess North Carolina would be the most civilized state by that standard; I have never seen so many varieties of fried cornbread in my life.

  15. livefreeor die says:

    To all the lib Democrats in the Senate and Congress now running around demanding that Republicans “work with” them and meet them halfway, I say, in the words of your millstone leader,
    “We won.”

    • Because says:


    • Arachne says:

      What is it they said to us?
      Oh yeah….”elections have consequences.”
      I predicted that if the GOP won, the first words out of alleged pedophile (because he’s never denied it, of course) Harry Reid is “the American people want us to ‘share’ power and the GOP needs to do that.”

  16. swamprat says:

    I wonder how many gullible Iowans are heading to the drug store to stock up on condoms before they are banned by the evil Jonl Ernst?

  17. livefreeor die says:

    Has Cory Gardner banned science yet?

  18. livefreeor die says:

    I’d expect that from Charles-he banned an appreciation of basic science from LGF once he started his Chicken Little “the science is settled even though we don’t understand the Earth and Sun’s influences on the climate well” crap.

  19. livefreeor die says:

    Apparently, someone has banned Democratic governors in blue states.

  20. swamprat says:

    Is “white hispanic” a mixed race? There’s this guy in Florida (near the desert foothills) who says if mixed race gets you a free pass, he could be your guy! He does have some history though. He has a somewhat checkered past.

  21. livefreeor die says:

    Okay, so who wants to bet on Obama coming out after the meetings with Congress on Friday and saying, “The American people have sent a clear message. They want us to work together.”
    Drink every time he uses a strawman during this speech.

  22. swamprat says:

    I guess lowering the price of gas just before an election didn’t quiiiiite have the effect they were expecting.

    People are getting educated.

  23. swamprat says:

    This has been a hoot.
    G Night

    cheetos cheetos cheetos

  24. livefreeor die says:

    Yes, I’m out. Have to get up tomorrow and enjoy the Facebook meltdowns of rabid Democrats who somehow didn’t see this coming.

  25. Apollodorus V says:

    At least the LGF gang is being gracious about the way things have turned out. One comment indicated that the GOP better enjoy it while they can, because white folks be dying off fast or something. And I think PLL wants to move to Oman, I’m not sure. A sad little bunch with much hate for their fellow citizens. And CJ has hardly made a peep.

    • Bunk X says:

      Mark this post.

      Charles Johnson is going to declare himself an Independent after posting “Why I Parted Ways With The Left.”

    • kbdabear says:

      Fatass has been uncharacteristically quiet tonight, he must be in shock

      How could this have happened when the Most Relevant Man on the Internet summoned the Progs to get out and vote or the Universe would explode

  26. Bunk X says:

    iossarian11/04/2014 12:11:05 pm PST
    It continues to baffle me that people pretend that there’s a difference between a member of a minority group gently poking fun at a stereotype and someone outside that group using the stereotype as a means of attack.

    I mean, it’s a pretty obvious distinction.

    Yeah, there aren’t many First Ladies who talked down to “y’all country folk” like that.

    • Bunk X says:

      51 Backwoods_Sleuth Nov 4, 2014 12:30:41pm

      Just wait until FLOTUS drops the watermelon on them…

      Nope. No racism there.

      • Bunk X says:

        Here’s a headscratcher that got 10 updings.

        56 iossarian Nov 4, 2014 12:31:40pm


        One day there was a Republican man walking down the street. He was very handsome in a square-jawed kind of way, but not attractive to other men who are straight and not attractive to men.

        He came across a homeless person. The Republican Man gave the Homeless Person a fifty dollar bill to spend on getting some good clean work clothes like some overalls or an apron or something. The homeless person got a job straight away because that’s how you get a job, by wearing overalls. The Homeless Person wanted to thank the Republican Man but the Republican Man said no because he was like Jesus and never boasted. He acted real cool but in a totally straight way.

        There was a liberal there who thought the Homeless Man should be on welfare for ever. Republican Man laughed at the liberal and the Homeless Man laughed too and never voted Democrat again. The liberal started crying because she wouldn’t get free birth control now.

        This is a true story retweet if you like grits.

        Sorry Iossarian, but this is a better story:

      • Octopus says:

        Boy, do I hate reading my own old comments. I really annoy myself. 😆

      • OLT's The Same Old Avengers says:

        iossarian, the key portion of satire that you’re missing is the biting political commentary.

        In this story, you’re skimming far too close to the truth, and you’re also putting a bit too much emphasis on teh ghey. NTTAWWT, but most ghey pr0n eventually has wieners or Weiners, so you’ve missed that mark as well.

        Basically, your story is too true to be an indictment of Republicans. In fact, it sounds like you really understand what they stand for when it comes to aid. A hand up, not a hand out. Yes, it’s a tired slogan, but compare the man in your story to Gus. See?

        And the Liberal in your story (I note you couldn’t bring yourself to type “Democrat”)? Too realistic for satire. Just look at the fear monkey reactions among the Libs today. This shit happens; i.e., poor satire.

        Also, (I’m sure you don’t know this since you are an LGF poster), the adjective is “Democratic”. Look it up. “Democrat” is a SLUR invented by Republicans! Isn’t that just the silliest thing that you used that horrible word?

      • Because says:

        Somebody get Guus some overalls. Quick, before he escapes to Calif.

  27. BatGuano says:

    I was at the swamp. He slimed me.

  28. Pakimon says:

    I’ll tell you what happened.

    The GOP is in control. Of the United States… and Colorado in particular.

    They’ll be coming for you, Gus.

    An army of giant Kong sized Republican fear monkeys wielding job applications and hammers especially designed to smash VirginMobile obamphones and chanting “Drunk, unemployed and Twitter addicted is no way yo go through life, son.”.

    Run as fast as your allegedly gimpy leg allows you.. run while you still can. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Update: Hickenlooper pulled ahead in the wee hours of the morning in the Colorado Governor’s race.

      Stop packing your suitcase Hefty trash bag, Gus!

      He might just save you yet from the GOP fear monkey army! 😆

  29. Pakimon says:

    Today’s Twitterwarrior Theatre forecast.

    Increasing peevishness this morning with widely scattered sniveling this afternoon.

    Chance of Pamtrum 90% 😆

    • OLT's The Same Old Avengers says:


      Greenwald better get his reinforced bra out too. Stalker Charles is not going to stop and check for lady parts before he goes on a rampage. BULK SMASH!

  30. Pakimon says:

    Out of curiosity, I put on a hazmat suit and went over to check out those “open threads” over at The Bog.

    As expected, it was the usual handful of sycophants honking and chattering at each other.

    On the plus side, Chunky still hasn’t figured out a way to thwart the Firefox adblocker plugin.

    Didn’t see one ad.

    Kind of disappointing actually. I was half hoping to see pictures of scantily clad asian chicks frolicking.

    Would have at least made the trip semi-worthwhile. 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    I am dancing the Happy Dance this morning!! What an AWESOME midterm!! My Dem boss is going to be miserable this morning. Yes!!!!!! LOL! 😆

  32. rightymouse says:

    I am dancing the Happy Dance this morning!! What an AWESOME midterm!! My Dem boss is going to be miserable this morning. Yes!!!!!! LOL! 😆

  33. Pakimon says:


  34. Octopus says:

    Even Lena can admit to being wrong, but not our Chunky. Now, if only Lena can apologize for all the brutal nudity, we can begin to heal as a nation. 🙂

  35. Octopus says:

    Hope for Chunky:

    Note, the man also gave up a fifth-a-day drinking habit…so there’s hope for the Sterno bum, too. 🙂

  36. Octopus says:

    The peevish schadenfreude is going to be so delicious today. 😆

    He’s also digesting the results of his barren “Election Night ICYMI Threads 1-3,” wondering where all of his twitter-buds have flown. Peevish to be the general order of the day. 😆

    • Because says:

      “Failure to communicate”. Sounds like the climate alarmosphere.

    • Because says:

      And speaking of alarm,


    • Arachne says:

      Harry Reid has given the Democrat Senators cover for the last 6 years by not bringing House passed legislation up for a vote. It’ll be interesting when these dirtbags who’ve been skating along without having to vote against popular legislation are faced with having to put a position on record.

      • Because says:

        You just explained the “war on woman” hail Mary. Nothing’s going to get signed by POTUS, but now it’s all going to happen out in the street at high noon.

  37. Octopus says:

    Note: Chunky’s babbling about the Tea Party going on an impeachment rampage, when every pundit who actually knows anything was struck by the GOP’s move towards the middle this election season, that deflated the Left’s noxious hysteria. Behind the curve once more, Fatass. 😦

  38. KGB says:

    Chunk, I’ll bet you every last cent I have that there will be no impeachment proceedings in 2015. If I win, you have to give me control of LGF for a week. What do you say?

    • Doppel milyo says:

      2/3 majority to get a senate conviction.
      Then we get Biden

      Impeachment would fail and would set republicans back 10 years.
      Boehner , McConnell and everybody on the planet except a failed jazzman turned failed blogger knows this.

    • Arachne says:

      And of course, no one will be allowed to enter Itchy’s timeline to ask him for his proof to such an outlandish assertion.

      However, IF Jerk the Wonder Prez does sign off on those 11,000,000 amnesty via Exec Order, then yep, I think in January the House needs to first pass a bill repealing it and let the Senate get on record – and THEN if Obama vetoes it, begin impeachment for overreach.

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  43. Arachne says:

    And Attention Whore turned State Senate Candidate Sandra (gimme my free birth control you cretins!) Fluke lost BIG in Southern California, but a 2-1 margin.

    Hey Sandy? Your 15 minutes are now OFFICIALLY up and will not be renewed. You may now assume Cindy Sheehan status.

    • livefreeor die says:

      But don’t worry, Sandy. You can have lots and lots of sex and you won’t have to pay for birth control!
      Unless you live in Colorado, “Sweet Pea”.

  44. The LGF Election thread contains no fewer than 74 uses of the F-word.

  45. Voltaire's Crack says:

  46. OLT's The Same Old Avengers says:

    Dudebro: Apparently all Leftist bandwagons have low maximum weight capacities.

  47. Because the big huge voting bloc says:

  48. rightymouse says:

    I have the sneaking suspicion someone may lose her job. What a dingbat.

    “Wasserman Schultz: Democrats will keep the Senate, add governors”

  49. rightymouse says:

    Rush is on fire right now on the radio. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      I’ll download the podcast later – it allows me to fast forward through any sound bites from libs or the lib media. I like Rush but frankly, sorry, I grow very weary of CNN/MSNBC soundbites about him.

    • KGB says:

      That was a good intro to the show. I alternate between Rush and Andrew Wilkow at noon. I listen to Wilkow if Rush is droning on about his personal life, and I listen to Rush if Wilkow is wandering into conspiracy-theory territory. Today was definitely a Rush day.

      • Arachne says:

        I love Wilkow. When I’m home during the day, I fire up the XM radio and listen to him and then reply the Rush podcast later.

  50. dwells38 says:

    Election 2014: Obama’s Failure to Communicate
    3 hours ago

    Chunk’s reading and promoting this Mother Jones excuse for the Preezydent’s total failures. Summary: Everything he does is super awsome, he just forgets to tell anyone.

    Meanwhile Dingy Harry is SQUARELY (and very racistly) blaming Obungle for bung holing every thing up for their Demoncrap candidates.

    Stuff like Obunglecare’s bung holed website and then even delaying Obunglecare because it completely sucks. And Importing diseased, drug gang Mexican children who can’t speak English but need the same low skilled jobs that black and other minority Americans need. Or that any new jobs are part time and/or low wage and avg income is like 4 grand less than 2007 when Chimpy McHitler was pResident. Or bending over and taking it in the bung hole for the Iranians, Putin, Assad, ISIS, the Terror-estinians and anyone else who hates us while spitting on Britain and Israel.

    So yeah racist stuff like that.

    But I guess the Washington Bleep’s just too RWNJ for Chunky and the Progpukers at LGF. So I’m sure their discussions are about how Obungle’s bung hole smells like fresh baked donuts, no daisys on a sunny day, no apple cinnimon pie with whipped cream and a cherry. If only the unicorn messiah weren’t so gosh darn humble he might have been able to communicate how super duper everything is due to the Preezydent’s awsome leaderlyness.

    ICYMI Go to LGF and discuss these important ideas.

  51. rightymouse says:

    You sound terribly butt-hurt, Fatso…. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Right. Because Libtards are so classy and demure after winning:

      Lindy West of Jezebel wrote a blog post entitled “My Ten Favorite Kinds of Right Wing Temper Tantrums” in which she proudly declared, “I am just 99 percent completely fucking delighted by every single weepy right-wing temper tantrum. I can’t stop hate-reading. I can’t stop.”

      A blogger for The Daily Kos wrote, “So please know, my fervid conservative friends, that I am temporarily suspending the empathic sensibility that generally informs most of us on the left. I am not laughing with you, in other words, since you seem capable of neither doubt nor self-deprecation. I am laughing at you. You are welcome to join me.”

      Someone created a Tumblr called White People Mourning Romney. It isn’t particularly interesting or clever, unless you just like photos of your fellow Americans crying or looking disappointed, but people sent in dozens of submissions. Judging by the number of delighted notes on each post, these photos fill many liberal hearts with glee. Mary Elizabeth Williams from Salon concludes it’s OK to meanly gloat because we New Yorkers need a reason to be happy after having such a tough time with Sandy.

      Suck it up Fat Boy.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh and Itchy’s getting a dose from everyone about that comment – an ass kicking of epic proportions. But not eleventy million retweets.

    • Because says:

      Neener ^2.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, because the Democrats didn’t do that at ALL in 2006. Everyone else remember that photo of the four senators – Reid, Murray, etc. – parading four abreast out of the Senate chamber with their “we won – ha ha” smiles on their faces.

  52. Because says:

    It ain’t over till the rich kids say it’s over…

    “But Brune said that the climate fight isn’t over.

    “This election marked a pivotal change in how candidates confront the climate crisis,” he said. “We’re not backing down.””

    Time for the Germans to bomb Pearl Harbor.

  53. PeteP says:

    Charles Johnson has spent the better part of the past 6-7 years of his life ranting on about how the GOP is supposedly finished, irrelevant, insane and will never win an election again. Now he needs to explain to his readers how he got it all so badly wrong. And if his readers had any sense, they would move on and stop paying attention to a Democrat Party die hard like him.