Republicans will cause an environmental catastrophe

With a looming Republican victory in the upcoming midterms, LGF is in full hysteria mode. One commentator claims that a Republican victory will lead to an environmental catastrophe.

telesky

This is just crazy.

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158 Comments on “Republicans will cause an environmental catastrophe”

  1. JimboXL says:

    Um, we have Ebola (unlike some 3rd world African countries with leaders that care more about their own population than ours cares about us), how could Republicans possibly do worse?

    The ballot might as well say Ebola next to all Dim candidates because that’s what you’re voting for, not a new Mercedes and Obolaphone. Even Mexico will screen their own deported illegals for Ebola if they are being kicked out of the U.S.

    • dwells38 says:

      LOL! You can vote one of two ways:

      1.) GOP
      2.) I’d Like More Ebola Please

      Average Dem: I’ll take GOP!!
      Poll Worker: Gasp!!! What?????
      Average Dem: Aw just kidding. Put me down for I’d Like More Ebola Please, of course. Hadja there for a sec, didn’t I?
      All: Laughter

  2. trebob says:

    The fear monkey is strong in this one. It has stolen his intellect and rendered him a drooling nincompoop.

  3. Octopus says:

    The Left is going to spin these election results like a Tilt-A-Whirl on crack. No matter what happens, the self-identified Liberal MSM will absolve themselves and the asswipe Dems in office now for all their sins, and go on the attack like they’re possessed by the Demon Pelosi, with the big stare-y eyes.

    In other words, business as usual. Hopefully, with a few less Dhimmis in positions of power, and the Unicorn Messiah left to putt out his last couple years without causing any more catastrophic damage. A kid can dream.

    • JimboXL says:

      Whoever wins Republicans or Dims, I can bet one thing will happen, Obola will become meaner, nastier and more spiteful in his actions.

      • Because says:

        Watch him flip the entire country a big fat bird and pardon every illegal. In bulk.

        Yes, he can.

      • JimboXL says:

        I can’t think of one major issue where he doesn’t give two middle fingers to the American people. Look at Osama Bin Laden, the biggest enemy of thecountry in modern times, etc etc. we finally take that piece of garbage out and Obola wouldn’t release any pictures.

        Under Bush, we saw Saddam’s sons, post TOW missle and we saw Saddam as he was going to be hanged. Yet the biggest US enemy, we get no closure. Thanks Obola. it is impossible for Republicans to do worse, simply impossible, even if they put in 10% effort with 5% patriotism they could do at least 99.9999% better.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Jimbo, he didn’t want to hurt any Islamopithicine’s feelings. God forbid.

      • Bunk X says:

        Si se puede.

  4. kbdabear says:

    Hai Gus!

  5. Octopus says:

    Is this hysterical nincompoop Teleskiguy a noob, or one of the oldies, converted to moonbattery? He/she is channeling the eco-insanity of our old pal Lewd-Freak. 😆

    • livefreeor die says:

      Can we keep the Lena Dunham photos out?
      I’m so sick of the Dhimmicrats bigotry. I know plenty of conservatives who love nature and the wilderness.
      They’re called Boy Scouts.

  6. Because says:

    ‘Scuse me, we’re not the ones with the nuclear cheeto farts.

  7. livefreeor die says:

    Have the morons at the Blog from Hell ever heard of India and China? They pump out more pollution than we could ever hope to achieve. The only way for us to impact that is to be respected again in the world.

  8. Pakimon says:

    Apparently Gus’ mom said no when he asked begged for money earlier today.

    Rumor has it that she said something along the lines of, “You’ll just spend it all on cheap booze and dope! Why don’t you get out of that garage you’re living in and get a job?!”

  9. Octopus says:

    Protip: Worry less about GUID’s, and more about BTU’s.

    Gonna be a long winter, grasshopper. 😦

    • Pakimon says:

      Especially when the GOP seizes control of the government in Colorado.

      Oh… that’s right. Gus is going to “get wild” when that happens.

      Got my popcorn ready. 😀

  10. Just poop says:

    This guy ever hear of Presidential veto and two thirds majority ?

    he’s as dumb as Charles thinking the 52 seat GOP senate is going to get an impeachment conviction

  11. livefreeor die says:

    That’s right, Lizard Losers.
    Around 50% of this country’s citizens are racist, sexist, homophobic, environment-hating, puppy-kicking morons. It’s amazing how we said people shouldn’t be fooled by Jodi Ernst because of her looks. And that “Cory Gardner banned birth control ad” we made. How sexist was that, Sweet Pea? And all of that race baiting we’re doing by saying Democrats still want slavery…
    Oh, wait.

    • swamprat says:

      Oddly, they only became racist, sexist, homophobic, environment-hating, puppy-kicking morons after they experienced the wondrous magic of the left in action.
      People want jobs, not handouts. They don’t mind the government having their back, as long as it doesn’t mean having the government at their throats with a leash around it..

  12. Pakimon says:

    The shrieks of fear are getting louder. Save us from the evil GOP!!!!1111!!1! 😆

    Sidenote: He doesn’t care who you vote for as long as they’re democrats.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Yeah, if they get up early enough, they can vote multiple times in Democrat run precincts.

    • Octopus says:

      I LOVE it when they say “I don’t care who you vote for, just vote!”
      Warms the cockles, that. 🙂

      I’m going straight-ticket tomorrow. You won’t need to worry about who or what. Neither will I.

    • Just poop says:

      tarkloon

      I am voting straight GOP

      • Bunk X says:

        The missus is a registered democrat. She’s voting straight GOP ticket.

      • Because says:

        I already voted for the one republican on the ballot here (who has a snowball’s chance in hell). You heard that right. All the rest of the donks are unopposed. Sort of like the North Korean ballot. You can chose Un or Un.

    • kbdabear says:

      Fatass lives in a one party city in a one party state

      Hopefully he stays there so he doesn’t pollute states that haven’t turned to shit yet

  13. Octopus says:

    Some more tips to help Gus this winter: http://www.wikihow.com/Stay-Warm-on-Cold-Winter-Nights-if-You-are-Homeless

    Protip: Before you crumple up that scavenged newspaper to stuff between the layers of your clothes, ferret out the Help Wanted pages, and give them a quick scan. Who knows? Somebody might need a Lego architect, to help them occupy their autistic kid.

  14. ISpeakJive says:

    Wow- reading Goose’s twitter just now. Is he…..turning into a Republican the night before the election? LOL

    • Octopus says:

      Is he…..turning into a Republican the night before the election?

      Wow. He’s drunker than usual. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    This one time, some years back, Gus went a-lookin’ and found some pebbles stuffed up Lord Chunky’s bunghole. Looked like pebbles, anyway. Possibly schist. Definitely not gneiss.

  16. Pakimon says:

    Who’s “we”?

    If you can’t afford something you need or want, there’s this trick to getting it.

    Step One: Get and keep a job.

    Step Two: Take a little money out of each paycheck and set it aside. Do not spend it on cheap booze and dope.

    Step Three: When you have accumulated enough cash, go out and purchase the needed/wanted object. No side trips to the marijuana dispensary or liquor store.

    It’s not rocket science. You’re welcome.

  17. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION:

    Election day on a Tuesday. Only in America. I’ve got tweeting and drinking to do!

  18. Pakimon says:

    Er… no. It shouldn’t.

    The American election process shouldn’t have to wait for you to come out of a drunken stupor and/or manic Twitter binges. 😆

  19. Pakimon says:

    Who is Gus kidding?

    We all know he already tried and Canada told him he couldn’t become a citizen due to their recently enacted Dishwasher and Dumpster Protection Act. 😆

  20. kbdabear says:

    After some fluctuation yesterday, Fatass finally broke the 11.4K barrier and it held today. However, Ginger hit 11.2K and is keeping pace. Cue sad trombone

  21. Bunk X says:

    Oh, and Twitter reneges. Pass it on.

  22. Just poop says:

    Gus’s last 10 tweets were over a period of 13 minutes

    Wow

  23. Pakimon says:

    Gus is tweeting like a mad man…

    …he’s a pathetic, sniveling, unemployed Twitter addict? 😆

  24. Pakimon says:

    No, it’ll be because the people of Colorado are tired of unemployed, garage dwelling mooches crapping on their lawns, ruining their dishwashers and rummaging through their garbage cans and dumpsters. 😆

  25. Pakimon says:

    Gus is gearing up to “get wild”!

    No lawn or dishwasher in Colorado will be safe in the coming days.

    Stay vigilant! 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    On a golf course. 😆

  27. Pakimon says:

    Just like the art of mooching means you have to be able to mooch.

    Does the Twitter version of Socrates have any other pearls of wisdom scavenged from the dumpster of life? 😆

  28. Pakimon says:

    I guess he does.

    Really?

    Then why is he always whining and sniveling? 😆

  29. Juan Epstein says:

    What are they talking about.

    Dr. Yo declared that the Dems will win.

    They are blaspheming.

    His credibility and infallability is on the line.

  30. Octopus says:

    That’s true. Dear Fatass predicted major dominance for the Dhimmis in this election, because everyone running as a Republican is a viscously insane racist woman-hating science-denying creationist fear-monger. Every single one.

    That’s when I knew it was going to be a rough day for the Dhimmis. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    Oh, you little tease! 🙄

    He actually deludes himself into thinking there are people hanging on his every tweet. Meanwhile, it’s freezing cold in the garage, and the space heater is on the blink. Anyone else think there’s a 5150 in his near future?

    • Arachne says:

      You’re in Cali, Octo? Because everyone in Cali knows the “5150”!

      • OLT's Nice Catch You Got There says:

        Hey, and you can use that law to deprive them of their Second Amendment rights!

        Boy, I see no way that could be abused.

  32. Because says:

    Lol. Speaketh the fat black t-shirt guy…

  33. HaikuMan says:

    Cons hate wilderness
    That’s why we’re the urban crowd
    And libs are out west…

  34. OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

    Fear Monkey:

  35. OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

    Not Skeert Monkey:

  36. OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

    Democratic monkey:

  37. OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

    Conservatarian monkey:

    • OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

      Actually the same monkey, apparently.

      They’re so cute right up until they rip your face off.

  38. Because says:

    It’s looking like Chunk may be in for another Weiner’s wiener…

    http://insider.foxnews.com/2014/11/03/sharyl-attkisson-hacking-software-was-fbi-cia-dia-or-nsa

    • Arachne says:

      Let’s see – narratives for which Itchy has gone all-in and which proved to be bullshit:

      1. Democrats will make BIG gains in the House in 2010 despite the rise of conservatives.
      2. Breitbart lied about Weiner’s sexting – and this even AFTER Weiner admitted it.
      3. Gentle Giant in Ferguson was shot in the back with his hands up. (Robbed a liquor store, tried to take gun from the officer, all shots came from the front and his hands WERE NOT up).
      4. Sharyl Attkisson is “making up” the hacked story to sell books.

      itchy, I’ve told you time and time again…..never invest in an unproved narrative – especially when your sources are the Talking Points Memo and Media Matters for America – which, frankly, hide behind the Sullivan decision in order to lie and smear people.

  39. Because says:

    Stop mixing gasoline in your sterno, Guus.

    • OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

      If you vote (D) today the terrorists win.

      If you vote (R) Gaia will weep and burn.

      There is no winning with you nonthinking fear monkeys.

  40. Just poop says:

    I’m not sure I can take much more of Gus.

  41. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Denizen makes his jaunt to the balloting center.

  42. Just poop says:

    I suspect today will be a bad day for Rachel mancow. That means it will be a great day for America.

    Next week will be bad for Charles since he’s always at least a week late to every news story.

    • OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

      She will be comforted by the millions of dollars she’s collected for carrying the (D) propaganda faithfully.

      It’s all an act. Madcow is worse than Ann Coulter’s act. Ann at least leavens the bomb-throwing with sparks of intelligence. Madcow shoots for lowest common denominator in the Obama voter profile (i.e., roughly third grade).

    • Arachne says:

      Can’t wait to hear Itchy’s poo-fling on the election results. I will predict it will be a parroting of Politico/MMFA/TPM’s minimizing of the voter stompy feet and it doesn’t really mean anything. I also predict within a week the (hopefully) now irrelevant Harry Reid will be screeching that the Republicans should “share” the power that they have. And I have little doubt that the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Senate leader will concede.

      • OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

        Anything in Texas they don’t like will be covered by “voter suppression”. Salon has already started the meme in advance of the fear monkey spanking.

        Even the donkey will close its eyes and avoid watching this stage act. It’s going to be epic no matter how slight the victory is. The weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth of the Brogressives (and various shut-ins, remoras, and losers) will be music to my ears.

  43. Octopus says:

    You could do a couple shots with Coulter, and have a laugh. Say non-pc things to your evil heart’s content.

    With Madcow, you’d be okay with a couple of Palin or Fox News bashing remarks, and then there would be a long awkward silence. Kind of like hanging out at LGF these days.

    • OLT's Hey Hey It's The says:

      Madcow and I could compare tools, then I’d make an “Abortion Barbie” reference, she’d get ticked, I’d explain the whole “sauce for the goose” thing to her vis-a-vis Palin and her media pals, and after a brief verbal altercation (I’d be much louder) we’d both go out cruising for some loose tail. It’s all cool. I can get along with anyone, even Stalker Charles, as long as they behave like reasonable adults.

      Unfortunately, that’s a rare commodity in today’s market. Stalker Charles, for one, cannot hang. He also owes me an apology before I even consider buying a beer summit.

  44. livefreeor die says:

    Okay, I’ve got my flame thrower ready and loaded. Which National Forest are we starting with tonight?
    Also, to speed things up, should we bring extra flame throwers for conservatives who got the memo late and didn’t have a chance to get one?

    • Because says:

      The national parks tonight. The national forests tomorrow. Lot more hippies in the parks (this I know for a fact).

  45. rightymouse says:

    She made a fool of herself today. Live with it, ass-hole.

    • livefreeor die says:

      If the Republicans win the Senate, the bitch face will be epic.

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Itchy – does the name “Fuzzy Zoeller” ring a bell?

    • Just poop says:

      I voted straight ticket GOP, then went to Chick Fil a

      • Arachne says:

        Oh, that sounds good.
        Hey Itchy – many of us Ebil Conservatives will cast our votes after work and go to the traditional marriage supporting Chick-fil-A. You, however, will run to 7-11 and hope the Cheetos/Mountain Dew guy showed up today. Well, that is AFTER you panhandle the requisite $5 to pay for it.

  46. Pakimon says:

    Let’s see how the Chunky/garage dwelling mooch meltdown is progressing…

    Chunky’s playing The Race Detective™ and squealing about right-wing racist blogs and fried chicken.

    Gus is bleating about “RWNJs” and latin american dictators from the 70’s and 80’s.

    Yep… the meltdown is right on schedule. 😆

  47. livefreeor die says:

    Let’s play Swamp Bingo. Put the following words randomly on a grid and cross them off as Chucky responds to the election results over the next 24 hours:
    PAAAAMMMMMMMM
    Racists
    Why-I-parted-ways-with-the-right (counts as 1 space)
    Charles C. Johnson (counts as 1 space)
    Dangerous
    Greenwald
    Global warming
    Creationism
    Anti-science
    Fraud
    Islamaphobic
    Maddow
    Crazy eyes

  48. Arachne says:

    Oh, and maybe if Itchy weren’t so hell-bent on being the poo-flinging Chimpanzee and hadn’t stuck his head up his ass back in 2009 for the sake of the dollar, his place would be the spot to go, as we pile up Democrat voting irregularities going on (but no voter fraud, right Chuck?) –

    1. Democrats blocking vote monitors in Colorado http://weaselzippers.us/204538-gop-colorado-lawsuit-democrats-blocking-vote-monitors/

    2. Greg Abbott’s name omitted from ballots in Bexar County, Texas. http://weaselzippers.us/204532-greg-abbott-irregularities-omit-my-name-from-ballot-in-bexar-county/

    3. Virginia voting machine changes vote from Republican to Democrat (caught on film!), which apparently is also happening in Illinois and Maryland http://weaselzippers.us/204508-virginia-voting-machine-caught-on-tape-turning-republican-vote-into-democrat-vote/

    But no voter fraud, right asshole?

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles is too busy honking that Weaselzippers is a right-wing racist blog because of Moochelle and fried chicken. 🙄 😆

    • Just poop says:

      Eric Holder is going to fix a few elections, then go get him some FRIED CHICKEN

    • Because says:

      And I challenge any of these deniers to show me an example – just one – of a machine that turns donk votes into GOP.

  49. Pakimon says:

    Looks like beed is on the attack!

    Scandinavian fear monkeys pimping fake Gucci bags definitely make corpulent ponytailed bloggers peevish. 😆

  50. Juan Epstein says:

    Not to fret, Dr. Yo.

    You didnt have any cred to lose anyway.

  51. Dudebro says:

  52. Because says:

  53. Because says:

    Since none of the swamplings read here…

    Neener, neener. In advance.

  54. Because cuz the polls aren't closed yet maybe? says:

  55. Pakimon says:

    Does this mean you’re going back to California to pollute your sister’s dishwasher with your shit-filled underwear?

    Good luck with that seeing as she tossed you out on your lazy, Twitter addicted, unemployed ass. 😆

  56. Pakimon says:

    No it’s not.

    Charlie Crist’s attempts to keep the polls open an extra 1 1/2 hours because the democrat counties of Dade and Broward are filled with imbeciles too stupid to figure out how to cast a ballot got tossed out of court.

    Sorry Charlie.

    Or as Sharmuta would say… I’m so sorry Charles. 😆

    • swamprat says:

      The drive time between the two can be horrendous. If they stay open just a bit longer it is MUCH easier to vote in both
      ah, I mean to vote after work.
      Yeah, that’s the ticket! Vote after work. Yeah.

  57. Pakimon says:

    I’m sure the hamster in Chunky’s “blazing fast new server” will be working overtime as everyone flocks to The Bog to watch a handful of nitwits and retards wail and knash their teeth while shrieking how the GOP is going to plunder Gaia’s virginity or some such nonsense. 😆

  58. swamprat says:

    Good thing Obama allowed all that fracking:

    ISIS General:
    “After we take over the next five areas, we can sell their oil to finance our…”
    Underling:
    “To who?”

  59. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I see Colorado will in fact go stupid tonight.
    — Gus (@Gus_802) November 5, 2014

    How can a Nov. 5 date appear on these twats? I don’t know a lot about twatter, but where are their servers… China?

    • swamprat says:

      “posted 24 hrs from now”
      Servers are intergalactic.
      Those spaceships blowing up was a cover.

  60. swamprat says:

    If Charlie Crist can keep the polls open late enough, you’ll see folks voting who haven’t voted
    in 100 years.

    They’ll bring them in from Chicago.

    • Pakimon says:

      TRANSLATION: I was too afraid to go out and vote because the ginger stalker Chuck C. might be lurking! That sounds better than admitting that I’ve gotten too fat to squeeze out my front door. As long as Amazon keeps delivering those Cheetos, I’ll just keep sniveling and bleating on Twitter.

  61. swamprat says:

    Boss Tweed just voted in Miami.
    Straight ticket.
    Al Capone was behind him.

  62. Just buff arms says:

    come on now y’all
    does you votin for the democrats now and gets ya some friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken

    • swamprat says:

      Michelle doesn’t care if you have a piece of fried chicken in both hands as you tap dance on a watermelon rind, as long as you vote the democrat ticket.

      Hey Ferguson? How’d you like the change so far? I wonder where the popo got all that cop-bling?
      Keep voting like they want you to vote. It’s not like they’re using your tragedy for their own gain. No! They love you. They love you ust the way you are.
      (As a political commodity that brings power and votes for themselves)

  63. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Where’s all the blog traffic?! I’m Charles Johnson of the Jazzy Ponytail, DAMMIT! 😆

  64. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Where’s my 11.4K Twitter followers (minus all the fear monkeys pimping fake Gucci bags that I blocked)?!

    Get your ass over to LGF… NOW! 😆

  65. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s going to Plan B

    He’s pretending that the traffic is so heavy at The Bog, he had to start another open thread.

    Way to go Chunkles! That”ll hget everybody beating down your door! 😆

  66. Dudebro says:

    Gooose sad 😀

  67. swamprat says:

    95 Sionainn Nov 4, 2014 6:33:17pm

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    re: #88 The War TARDIS

    I will do my part ion 2016 to get more Muslims on the Democratic side.

    I will attempt to wave the Norwegian Bloody Shirt, and what Fox News said about that. In addition to pointing out the hate they spew to us.

    I’m sure my conservative Muslim sister voted Republican. I haven’t asked her, but it’s just the kind of stupid thing she would do.