Dr. Charles Johnson continues to opine on Ebola
Posted: October 28, 2014 Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City 65 CommentsOne of the greatest medical minds known to man, Dr. Charles Johnson continues to downplay the threat of Ebola and condemn anyone calling for a quarantine of people coming from infected nations.
The good doctor has not disclosed which university he received his doctor degree from. I have a suspicion that Dr. Charles Johnson just plays a doctor online and has no expertise in these matters.
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I’m glad Chunky is observing his voluntary quarantine, as a morbidly-obese recluse. I would hate for whatever he has to infect the general population. The strain on city bus shocks and suspensions, park benches and fast food providers would be debilitating.
Dr. Johnson, Care to comment on the new evidence that the Ebola virus can survive for fifty days on some surfaces?
Dipshit.
If Charles hates quarantines so much, why has he been quarantined in his flat for 8 years?
Dr. Johnson? I think he thinks he’s Dr. Mabuse.
He will DOMINATE TWITTER!!!1!
His blog resembles the island of Dr Moreau
Dr. Ludwig had to be voted off the island.
Speaking of mad scientists, from Wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_scientist
“Perhaps the closest figure in Western mythology to the modern mad scientist was Daedalus, creator of the labyrinth, who was then imprisoned by King Minos. To escape, he invented two pairs of wings made from feathers and beeswax, one for himself and the other for his son Icarus. While Daedalus himself managed to fly to safety, Icarus flew too close to the sun, which melted the wax of his wings, casting him down into the sea below.”
Dr. Icarus has never forgiven his daddy.
Would the “scientists of love” be Dr. Strangelove?
Today is Jonas Salk’s 100th birthday. Meanwhile Dr. Sulk bitches on twitter.
Meanwhile Gus is still struggling to get that 2,000th follower to his Me-Too Twitter TL
Try some Todd Rundgren songs from the 70s.
I see that Chuck #2 is off and stalking Chuck #1. He needs to be blocked & reported over & over again.
rightmouse, it’s better to tweet stuff to Chuck#2 about what an asshole Chuck#1 is so Chuck#2 will retweet it.
She didn’t disclose it in her “I’m a Special Snowflake” column in the Daily Beast.
The CDC looked more competent in “The Walking Dead” than they do now
just like Charles never hides that he was a major influence to anders breivik
oh wait
That’s almost as big as the Oil Ring in Greasy Ponytail’s bathtub ..
So he puts a picture that has no relation to the topic of the tweet.
Overnight Drilling Platform!
Oh look, and it was written by brother Mikey the ballerina. Um…tell me something. Isn’t oil, uh, LIGHTER than water? How is it at the bottom of the sea?
Because Fatass is all about the SCIENCE, weegnutzz!
I don’t consider them down, fuckhead
but you wouldn’t know that since you lost your license and only live in your car, don’t actually drive it
Oh, so when gas prices drop, it’s because Obama “alllowed” us to have more oil production? Wow- aren’t we lucky!!
Now about that Keystone pipeline, Barry…
State governments have gotten so much tax revenue from oil and gas that they’ve increased the size of government to spend the windfall. When revenues drop, the state structure suffers unless they can raise money another way. What could that way be? Can anybody think of anything?
So, yes, higher prices take money from the wallet, but so do lower prices when a hungry government infastructure needs to eat.
Gus, why don’t you take a basic economics course online? Might be enlightening.
Thus the Tesla tax.
The reason ALL petroleum prices are down is because the evil oil companies are frackin and extractin. Which is what Obama wants to tax and stop. The Gus stupid, I’m getting a headache!
For Ebola, Dr. Johnson prescribes a 16oz bag of Cheetos™, a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew™ and plenty of bed rest.
Only 692 followers but I got 7 retweets Itchy. Not bad.
Opps, up to
1014.16 and rising.
They were down to $1.50 per gallon nationally in the 4th quarter of 2008 when BOOOSH was still in charge. I don’t see any statues
Youtube monkey business. The hit count for the video linked at the top of Drudge is frozen at 2387, but the uptwinkle count is 2891 and rising.
Yeah. Just a “bug”. Sounds like something Johnson would pull.
I uptwinkled the video. The view counter is definitely ‘stuck’.
Utoob is stuck on suck.
Let’s keep in mind that the nurse who had to treat patient O then took a plane to Ohio while exhibiting symptoms of Ebola. Now tell me again why there shouldn’t be quarantines for people in close contact with Ebola patients. But everyone should definitely listen to people who haven’t had contact with other humans in over 2 years about how hard Ebola is to catch from another person.
True. The two people in this country least exposed to ebola are Dumth and Bumth. Until Bumth ends up dumpster diving in a place where someone infected ate.
“The two people in this country least exposed to
ebolasunlight are Dumth and Bumth.”That needed expanding. 🙂
“The only thing Democrats are offering black people is abortion.”
These are some angry brothers here. Not feelin’ the Unicorn Messiah Love, that’s for sure. But then, who is, besides Reggie?
Am I blocked, now? Three times I tried to post today, and they all went into deep space. Was it something I said?
Bumth just got his bum handed to him.
Israel has a real leader, and he’s an “arrogant ass”.
Without looking, I’d say that fit Obama better.
http://twitchy.com/2014/10/28/whos-chickensht-again-after-bibi-smear-wh-spanked-with-cold-truth-photos/
Obama couldn’t lead a dog if he was driving that tiny Chuck Wagon.
“The only thing Democrats offer black people is abortion.”
These brothers are not feelin’ the Unicorn Messiah Love. At all. I wonder if they’re racist, or co-opted by racist Whitey…
This is Octopus, btw. I’m totally blocked from posting under my usual ID. I feel correlated. 😦
You have to ask? Have you read some the stuff you write? You are obviously a racist, Ebola swilling, right-wing hater.
Oh, and stalker, I forgot stalker.
Yes, but I mean well. I dig the Chunkster! 🙂
Hey! Admin! Please unblock Octo! Thank you!
You should be good now.
Chunky is ready for Halloween.
Chunky is ready for Halloween.
Chunky is ready for Halloween. And Octo is still blocked. 😦
Charles finally got out of the house, eh? At least we can recognize the black t-shirt. Is he in front of a mosque?
Thanks Octo, that pic’s mighty handy.
Is that a bottle of Mountain Dew there? 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
How about that pannus, though? It’s really coming along nicely. 🙂
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Uh, perhaps we cold secure the border? You know so those horrid “corporation” things would be forced to hire people who aren’t running and afraid and willing to work for bad wages under bad conditions by exploitive bosses?
Orrr, We could pretend to care about undocumented workers by giving the old nod-and-wink when they slip over the border while we drive actual legal workers out of industry and onto welfare.
Because we CARE so much.
And FNB doesn’t get the first OUNCE of cognitive dissonance.
Secure our borders. Let immigration be safe and legal and regulated for the best interests of the country.
Don’t get me wrong, FNB has a right to her opinions, but I wonder if she has considered the ramifications of the story she posted
Looks like Guus found some pot brownies in the dumpster.
Something about that tweet sounds suspiciously Charles-esque.
So do all of Gus’s bloopers. They’re either the same person, or too many years together has caused a tragic melding of the minds. The sum of the whole less than the parts.
Thanks for letting me out of the sweatbox. It was okay for a couple of hours, got some good hallucinating and vision-questing done, but then I got heat-rash. The nurse gave me some nice soothing lotion, even applying it for me to the areas I can’t reach, or would rather she did.