Vote or Die!

Charles is in meltdown mode over the possibility of a Republican win in the midterm elections. He does a hysterical post trying to scare his dwindling band of losers to vote.

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Charles really thinks his fear-mongering and hysteria will turn the tide and lead to a Democrat win.

Lawhawk the world renowned paralegal at the famous Cambridge law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe joins in the hysteria over the upcoming elections.


The intrepid legal scholar of course does not give one specific example of a so called “right” that  Republicans want to take away from you. Instead he does his best Joe McCarthy imitation by making blanket statements with no facts to back it up, designed to strike fear in the simple minds of your typical low information LGF reader.

95 Comments on “Vote or Die!”

  1. Octopus says:

    Again, I’m worried that those Final Five will sway the results in key battleground states. I wish he would stop using his bully-pulpit to rig the elections. It’s just not fair.

  2. Octopus says:

    Actually, they’re more worried about the possibiity of a pandemic, rather than the opportunity for political gain. Not everybody is a complete shitbird-idiot-log, like you.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Wait-I thought that Republicans were panic-stricken morons-how could they possible carry out conference calls?
      They obviously don’t have the cool heads and awesome crisis management that the Obama administration has shown with this.

      By the way, Chuck, when people in charge screw up something and put our country at risk, pointing this out isn’t “capitalizing”, it’s trying to get things taken care of better before we have a pandemic.

    • Doppel failyo says:

      it’s kind of funny, that this very tweet of his is doing just that!

      Charles your self awareness is tied with your political predictions with a score of zero

  3. livefreeor die says:

    Oh, yeah, Chuckie wants all you conservative cretins to NOT bring up that Obama was at a $32,400 Democratic fundraiser while a possible Ebola case was being investigated in NYC.

  4. livefreeor die says:

    Also, please refrain from mentioning that the “Ebola czar” didn’t attend a bunch of meetings about Ebola in the days after he was made said czar.
    Because he wasn’t official yet and what difference do a few days make?
    Also, he’s not a doctor, so why waste his time.
    Actually, we don’t know if he can even spell “Ebola”.
    So, keep your mouths shut you lousy conservatives because everything is under control.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m still wondering why we need an “Ebola Czar,” when there is no Ebola crisis to worry about. It’s a nontroversy. Barely a spark in the coatroom, in the back of the factory where they make the pretty fireworks. Nothing to worry about.

      • livefreeor die says:

        That’s right. Nothing to worry about.
        Now please excuse the Prez and his family as they make a surprise trip out of the country for the next month.

      • Because racist says:

        The ebola czar is to rule the ebola Russia. Duh.

  5. Octopus says:

    It seems pretty inevitable that the Unicorn Messiah is going to go down as one of, if not the worst president(s) in American history. How funny that Chunky chose this fucking guy, to hang the moon for his batty love. It’s kind of poetically just, I guess, as they both have their asses on upside down. Both are clueless narcissists, with no self-awareness or ability to learn from past mistakes. Soulless brothers from a different mother, noodling away their time in the spotlight, soon to be banished from the stage forever.

  6. Doppel failyo says:

    here charles

    a new hashtag for you


    another nontroversy

  7. livefreeor die says:

    Hey, why did Chuck leave NH off his list? Has he given up on it or does he think it’s a shoe-in?

  8. kbdabear says:

    Once again the irony meter blows apart, unless Fatass means himself

    • Doppel failyo says:

      only healthcare workers that treated ebola patients are the ones that are sick.

      this is going to become a huge problem.

      again, take on faith that if charles thinks it’s nothing, it’s a huge something

    • sven10077 says:

      KB we have a duty to absorb ebola cases b/c not doing so would anger Chuck’s BoyGodKing…

  9. ISpeakJive says:

    We have a doctor friend who now runs a big hospital in town. They are preparing for ebola by buying suits, doing drills, etc. They are not freaking out by any means, but getting ready nevertheless. Another hospital in town has agreed to take any real obola patients because they have a proper isolation unit, so any nurses or doctors who have had contact with an ebola patient in our friend’s hospital will get 21 days paid leave to self-isolate and monitor. They don’t get to bowl, get soup or fly on a plane or go back to work for 21 days.

    Chunky, this is not fear-mongering. It’s not idiotic. It’s just common sense.

  10. PeteP says:

    Because if the GOP wins, they’ll declare war on women, war on science and kill all the minorities.

    Fear mongering at it’s best. Chuck, you’re a mess.

  11. sven10077 says:

    Chuckles is oblivious to the fact the dead vote D…

    I have no faith the “evil extremist GOP” will do anything to stop Barack Caligula Obama’s Imperial EO agenda so he should rest a little easier…

    hypertension is bad for the heart and all that.

    • Daedalus says:

      I always did compare Obama to Caligula. The similarities are striking. I always expected Obama to declare himself a god.

      • Because says:

        Didn’t he already? First god to get a Nobel.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        declare himself a God?

        how very non Godlike of him.

        There is no declaration needed as far as he is concerned . He is God.

      • kbdabear says:

        Caligula appointed his horse to the Senate. Obama appointed John Kerry to the State Dept

      • sven10077 says:

        Secretariat of State John effin’ Kerry…

        In all seriousness Obama has done more to undermine the American identity and the national(and arguably by his indifference) International rule of law if it is simple ineptness he is Jerry Lewis, and if sublime malevolence Ephialtes of Trachis.

        I am stunned he still polls as he does.

  12. Pakimon says:

    I see Gus is playing Microsoft Drunk Simulator in between tweets. 😆

    If those floating objects are pink elephants, you’re ok but if they’re GOP elephants or big hairy fear-monkeys, you’re in trouble.

  13. OLT's Eye For The Ladies says:

    I see Stalker Charles has attempted to #brasnap S. E. Cupp.

    Stalker Charles, you’re not batting out of your league, you’re batting out of your species.

    • Captain Death says:

      He has a boner for Samantha Cupp and he desperately wants her attention.

    • Octopus says:

      Oh, man…if she ever responds to him, it’s going to be a Twitter splooge-fest of Biblical proportions. The Flood and the Whale stories, combined. Splooge for forty days and nights. 😯

  14. Charles Johnson's Bicycle Seat says:

    Lawhawk really has gone off the deep end. He used to be one of the more intelligent posters there.

    • Octopus says:

      We used to think Chunky was rill smart, too. Some people were faking mental competence, back then. Not to mention, people do go off the rails, due to various life-stressors and substances, prescribed and illicit. Lots of people go soft in the noggin. And pannus-region. And…below. (shudder)

      • Captain Death says:

        Chunky was a pretty good actor back in the day.

      • Because says:

        Actually, he wasn’t. He just followed Lincoln’s advice about keeping your mouth shut so that all doubt about your idiocy won’t be removed. That’s another thing he jettisoned when he broke with Lincoln’s party.

  15. Captain Death says:

    Ebola is the name of my cleaning lady.

  16. Octopus says:


  17. Octopus says:

    …said the captain, as the great unsinkable ocean liner began to list to starboard.

  18. Because says:

    Furious Burka is furious.

  19. KGB says:

    Have Charles said a word yet about the reports that indicate The Gentle Giant was quite possibly reaching for the gun of officer Wilson’s gun when he was shot? He expended many Cheetos-derived calories telling us it was cold-blooded murder; surely a man so vested in the absolute truth would now recant and admit his mistake, no?

  20. Because says:

    Time to put the sterno down.

  21. Because says:

    Time to put the sterno down, part II.

  22. Because says:

    Release the fear monkeys of twitterwar!

  23. Because says:

    Talking trash about Jimmah?

  24. Because says:

    Says the twitterbum.

  25. kbdabear says:

    Uh oh, the Internet’s Greatest Coder can’t figure out how to do what old ladies and 8 year olds can do ….

    • OLT's Point Made says:

      Oh crap, does he own Facebook now, too?

      /penis penis penis LOL

      Can I be your “real-life friend”, Stalker Charles?

      • kbdabear says:

        The problem he has with FB is that you can’t stalk without mutual friending. Must suck that Pammy won’t confirm Fatass’s Friend Requests

      • OLT's Point Made says:

        If he makes a friend request, I’ll grant it.

        Given that he’s already stalked me, I’ll just assume he knows my name.

        Come on down to my virtual place, Stalker Charles; we’ll have a grand old time. Of course, it will be a free exchange of ideas, so bring your A-game and leave your Nazi control-freak personality traits under the futon.

      • Because says:

        You got double doors?

    • Because says:

      It helps to have a face.

    • kbdabear says:

      “Anyone else having problems getting LGF to load in under 10 minutes with any browser or OS?”

    • just poop says:

      link please so I can set up sock puppet FB account and friend this fat cunt

  26. kbdabear says:

    Maybe Fatass is checking to make sure LGF accounts are cllicking “Like” on his FB posts

    Meanwhile, the Great Twitter Follower Surge of 2014 is still stalled at 11.3K as of now.

  27. JimboXL says:

    I think it’s a pretty simple statement to summarize for all voters in November, Nigeria doesn’t have Ebola, if they had Obola and Dims enacting their policies there, they would not be Ebola free.

  28. Octopus says:

    Went to see “Fury” tonight, with the l’il woman. Wow. It’s an amazing movie. Best tank battle action I’ve ever seen, and some very strong scenes in between. Only the limpest-dicked critics dissed this movie, from what I’ve seen. Free of anti-American shit, which is offensive to weak-kneed journo-hacks. It’s a real war movie, without any glossing-over of the ugly. Pitt really nailed it, this time.

  29. Octopus says:

    Speaking of journo-hacks, they should shut up and stop telling people not to worry about Ebola. People should worry about Ebola. It’s not the cough and cold season staple. It’s a horrible death-trip, if you contract it.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Score one for Chris Christie and Cuomo (I know, I never thought I’d type this sentence). NY and NJ are enacting their own quarantine requirements for people coming back from countries with Ebola.
      There must be uber wailing and gnashing of teeth in the White House tonight.