The real reason for the Twitter War of the Johnsons

The obsession Charles Johnson has for his namesake is actually creepy. But the truth comes out, why Charles keeps this twitter war going.

Real reason

Charles is jealous that Chuck C gets mentioned and linked. When was the last time you heard the shut in and ignored guitarist’s name mentioned by prominent Progressives? Jealousy and envy lie at the root of the Twitter war of the Johnsons.


147 Comments on “The real reason for the Twitter War of the Johnsons”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Dr Yo thinks people care.

  2. OLT's So Much Bumf says:

    It’s like the Iran/Iraq war all over again.

    No way for people on the sidelines to lose! GO TEAM!

  3. Doppel milyo says:

    Not to Worry Icarus. So what if Chuck C Johnson has links at Drudge and mentions on Limbaugh. So what if Millions of people are reading his stuff

    you get this entire website devoted to you!

    now THAT is the big time.


    • Because says:

      And he owns twitter, too. At least that’s what he told the CCPD last time they answered one of his calls.

  4. Doppel milyo says:

    Looks like Charles is snapping bras again!

    be careful Charles. Dana Loesch will squish you like a bug

  5. Because says:

    And you’re still a bum.

  6. Doppel milyo says:

    Amish Alert !!!!!

    Michael Zehaf-Bibeau goes on Sudden Amish Jihad in Ottawa.


  7. kbdabear says:

    Follower surge still stalled at 11.3K .. time to restart the Greenwald Wars

    Might cost Fatass some of his new lefty friends though, once they argue with him about GG and they say hallo to Chuckie’s Leetle Block Button ….

  8. Pakimon says:

    I know what to tell you, Gus!

    Stop your endless sniveling on Twitter and get a fucking job. 😆

  9. Pakimon says:


    I thought “derp” was part of the exclusive vernacular of 10 year old girls.:lol:

  10. Pakimon says:

    Hey Gus!

    The Colorado GOP can spot a “mail-in” ballot manufactured with construction paper and a crayon a mile away.

    The “Charles F. Johnson for King of Colorado” along with the “Gus_802 as his loyal and faithful Queen” vote is also a dead giveaway. 😆

  11. JimboXL says:

    The Islamic Klux Klan has struck again. Sorry progs, it wasn’t those dangerous old white Clinton-era Republicans tweeting about family values that you fear so much.

  12. kbdabear says:

    Paraphrasing is it? Some would call it mischaracterization, taking out of context, “Dowding”, or just plain getting caught lying through your fat ass …

  13. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 7h7 hours ago

    Wow – @ggreenwald’s timeline is amazing. He justified the terror attack in Canada, then spent dozens of tweets denying he justified it.

    • swamprat says:

      Well, last time you excused one of these incidents as “workplace violence”. I guess this would be Memorial Park violence.
      Waiting for the spin.

  14. Because says:

    The fear monkey is back.

  15. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    Oh, really.

    • Octopus says:

      No less a Dhimmicrat spokesperson than Van Jones came out and told the truth about how and why they raged on Palin:

      Van Jones Confesses Sarah Palin Had Democrats ‘Shaking In Their Boots’ In 2008
      Now wait just a second, says Dana Loesch

      On CNN Tuesday night, activist and former Obama green jobs czar Van Jones and television and radio host and author of “Hands Off My Gun” Dana Loesch discussed the latest Palin-bashing extravaganza the media is currently wallowing in. During the festivities, Van Jones let it slip that maybe Sarah Palin wasn’t as dumb and worthless as Democrats have tried to paint her for every second of every day since the moment she took the national stage. He opined:

      Sarah Palin .. people forget. She had the Democratic party shaking in our boots in 2008. She came out, she gave that speech at the convention. That was, hands down, one of the best convention speeches – not by a woman, by anybody in 2008. People were running for the hills.

      Loesch immediately pointed out that the narrative in 2008 was that Palin was too dumb to be considered for office, and that the conventional wisdom everyone was supposed to buy, that she brought the ticket down, didn’t match Van Jones’ characterization. But Van Jones had an explanation for that. They were just liars.

      “Now it can be told! Now it can be told! We were scared!”

      It’s the second time this week that Democrats have said in public that they lie to get elected. But you can totally trust them once they’re in office.

  16. Because says:


    • Octopus says:

      What’s Garage Boy mumbling about, here? Is Furious in the doghouse? Or just her normal furious, jihadi-self?

    • Kurt's clue bat says:


      silly gus. The ladies aren’t allowed in an office or a classroom. they have no access to any desk

  17. krunch717171 says:

    don’t know what to say to this

    ‘Thanks for that image’: Lena Dunham just ruined Cheetos for all of us
    I don’t know about that, I think some one might be interested

    Lena Dunham: “I used to think all I had to do was vote for Obama, & go back to eating Cheetos and masturbating…”

  18. livefreeor die says:

    And she doesn’t have a bra to snap, apparently.

  19. kbdabear says:

    Bet you any amount of money that Fatass links to this study as proof that OTHER people are sick trolls …

    Psych study: “trolling correlated positively with sadism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism”

  20. kbdabear says:

    Or they’ll ignore you again just like GG does. Still stuck at 11.3K, time to troll someone else who might react and restart the Great Follower Surge

    • kbdabear says:

      Fatass has been trolling GG for 4 hours now, and the only reaction he’s getting is from his own cultish followers

      • Dudebro says:

        Chuckles is so damn brave, fighting the good fight, knowing that he’ll have his sterling reputation tarnished. He’s like Mother Teresa!

      • sven10077 says:

        Bikeboy the Jazz flautist is not the most pathetic figure in his Manhattan Melodrama….that’d be his fans.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      in other words

      my traffic is way way down, so I will agitate team Greenwald and get some blog hits!

  21. Octopus says:

    A brief moment of clarity…

  22. Octopus says:

    …and then right back to the stooped! 😆

    Fanboy is unfamiliar with the Windows operating system, gets all confused, and deletes his hard drive. Has to go to Apple Store to get his computer fixed. Tears on his guitar, if he still owned one, but he doesn’t. Thankfully.

    • Pakimon says:

      I wonder if Chunky knows that Rush Limbaugh is an Apple fanboy?

      Apparently not, but if Chunky ever found out…

  23. Octopus says:

    You must read this article. Oh, the bumf of it all. 🙄

  24. Pakimon says:

    He must have lied to her and told her he finally got a job. 😆

  25. Juan Epstein says:

    A DoD contributor writes, “Cheers and Laughter- When Muslim violence that Dr Yo usually ignores or blames on Republicnas, Christians or Joos happens where an LGF contributor lives, he will gladly exploit the tragedy for Twitter clicks.”

  26. Juan Epstein says:

    And notice that “Voilence” came home, not terrorism.

  27. OLT's So Much Bumf says:

    October 22, 2014 at 10:51 pm
    What’s Garage Boy mumbling about, here? Is Furious in the doghouse? Or just her normal furious, jihadi-self?

    He’s muttering about the unexpected news that the Canadian murderer was a “radicalized” (i.e., he listened to the the sermons at the mosques) convert to the Religion Of Peace.

    Somehow, the usually wussified Canadian government has neglected to label the murderer’s actions as “workplace violence” or the logical outgrowth of a society awash in guns. In doing so, they have basically pointed out both the lies told about Islam in North America by multiculturalists and the lies told by the Obama Administration when dhimsplaining Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

    Right now, all committed Leftists and Muslim Brotherhood-offshoot supporters are beside themselves with fury at the Canucks for failing to apply the proper perspective to this “anomalous behavior” that happens with increasing regularity.

  28. Because says:


  29. Because says:

    Race detective! Flashing the race symbol!

    • OLT's Thin White Duke, Fat Pasty Failblogger says:

      Now, this raises a question:

      We know from Eric Holder that the black tour guide cannot be racist, because black.

      Is that blonde white woman in the seat listening to this sophomoric attempt at cursing, laden as it is with bigotry and negative racial stereotypes (a) racist, because she’s tolerating all this hate speech about Asians or (b) not racist, because she can’t possibly understand the black tour guides experiences due to her own white privilege, so she remains quiet?

      • Octopus says:

        My guess: She’s racist, just for being white. Seems to be enough these days.

        However, Asians can be verbally assaulted with impunity now. They get no protection from hate-speech laws, due to their refusal to comply with culture-of-victimhood mores.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I have to go with the black lady on this one. The kids born here assimilate completely, all the good things about society. Study hard, polite, smart, goal-oriented. Their grandmas, though, tend not to learn the language, and yes, the markets stink to high heaven. It’s really gross to see big buckets of frogs and turtles and snakes writhing, alive, waiting to be dinner.

    • OLT's Thin White Duke, Fat Pasty Failblogger says:

      This is a serious question. Can one of you stalkers from the Stalker Blog that never reads here please just man up and answer it? This is important for me to know, so that I can better myself until I’m rehabilitated enough to understand the rules of your new and civil progressive society, as illustrated here.

      • Because says:

        The answer is bottle blond.

      • Octopus says:

        Bottle blondes are the truest blondes, because they chose to be blonde, and all that entails. Marilyn Monroe is the archetype. Pioneered the use of hoop-earrings, to rest her spike-heels in.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a despicable racist. Yep. She totally hates Asians. Well ‘eff her.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I doubt she hates all Asians. She’s just sick of that particlular neighborhood. Which, truthfully, is kinda gross. Alleys wet with garbage juice, stinky, crowded. Extremely dangerous to walk around at night. And now it has a huge gang problem, great.
        Very un-yuppie pristine, like most of San Fran is minus the Tenderloin and the Haight.

      • Because says:

        I have to interject that in another west coast city, I’ve seen an attitude among a certain segment of recent immigrants that the round-eye laws don’t apply to them in their community. The authentic stuff is often gross, by its nature.

        At the same time, most of the Asian markets are clean and great places to shop, especially for specialty rice and other things that are hard to get at the regular stores. As Asian (and Hispanic) food becomes more mainstream, the good stuff is showing up in regular stores, and there’s less and less of a reason to go to the specialty stores.

        Back in the boat people days, there were some real problems with recent immigrants collecting surrender pets at the dog pounds, and that’s one reason why the shelters are a lot more thorough in checking adopters out than they used to be. I don’t think there’s much of that going on these days, though.

      • rightymouse says:

        I’m sorry, but it was unprofessional & nasty of her to launch into this kind of tirade. I’d hate to see the poor flower in a Bangkok market. Child would have to bring smelling salts for the vapors.

  30. Octopus says:

    I’m just gonna put this here:

  31. Because says:

    Remembering his only car.

  32. OLT's Monochromatic Rowr says:

    Barbara Eden played a bottle blonde on TV.

    • Because penis penis penis lol says:

      Genies in bottles are kinda phallic, if you think about it. I mean you rub the lamp, and…

  33. kbdabear says:

    That’s UNPOSSIBLE!! Dr Charles Johnson has pronounced Ebola in America cured by Obama!

    Other new Ebola cases starting to pop up across the wires

    • Kurt's BREAKING NEWS says:

      why do networks always use terms like BREAKING NEWS or EXCLUSIVE?


    • Octopus says:

      This is what I was most afraid of…the mere fact that Chunky McDumbth was DEAD CERTAIN there was NOTHING to worry about, that Obama personally had the whole situation under the strictest control, gave me the sinking feeling that people were going to die. I still have hopes that it will be contained, but the more Dear Fatass doubles down, the more I can’t sleep. 😯

    • Octopus says:

      Articles like that have no effect on his religious views, ‘Mouse. He can’t understand them, for one thing. The guy has the reading comprehension level of a marmoset. 😆

  34. JimboXL says:

    Obola and the CDT strike again. Change you can bereave in.

  35. Because says:

    Never go to the Donkey Show.

  36. Because says:

    Ok, is that Mr. Bean behind her bum?

  37. Because says:

    You’re such a delight, Jabba.

  38. kbdabear says:

    The Great Follower Surge of 2014 still stuck at 11.3K for Fatass, the GG trolling didn’t draw in any crowds of GG Cultists nor LGF Cultists.

    Oh well, back to trolling his nominal doppleganger over the NYC Ebola case. Don’t worry though, Dr Charles Johnson, Scienceologist will pronounce the patient cured by morning

  39. ISpeakJive says:

    Is an Enemies List anything like the “dossier” that Curious Lurker was keeping on the “stalkers?” Oh, no. Of course not.

  40. kbdabear says:

    But Dr Fatass Johnson said this is Unpossible!

  41. kbdabear says:

    One of Chunk’s proggie followers is trying to subtly tell him that the Johnson Twitter War is getting boring.

    Well Allen, since the Johnson War began, Fatass Johnson has been stalled at 11.3K and Ginger Hipster Johnson has closed to within 500 at 10.8K

  42. Because breaker, breaker, 1-9 says:


    • JimboXL says:

      Thank you Obola, thank you for giving us a virus even Nigeria has managed to eliminate. The Ebola virus is the proof, when the rubber meets the road, that shows me Obola just doesn’t care about the country. As a normal American who actually likes my country I’d be naturally inclined to make decisions to protect it, not to endanger it or the population in order to maybe keep African countries’ economies afloat.

  43. kbdabear says:

    Self-monitoring, as in took either the subway or an Uber car from Harlem to Williamsburg to go bowling with the hipsters, not to mention he’s living with a fiancee who no doubt swapped fluids with him when he got back from West Africa.

    • JimboXL says:

      Doctors without Brains. If you go help Ebola patients, but then come back and cause a pandemic in a new population, you instantly become the worst person in the world, no question. He was not a person going about his day in NY riding a subway who felt sick and accidentally exposed others, he was over in a hot zone and knowingly came back and exposed others.

  44. kbdabear says:

    Dr Fatass Johnson says PRELIMINARY, nothing to worry about! God forbid Ginger Johnson might be right

  45. kbdabear says:

    Dr Fatass Johnson, not just a virologist but a media adviser!

    Because Dr Fatass has determined that you cannot catch Ebola unless the infected sneezes in your mouth and only racist SCIENCE haters like Ginger Johnson are trying to spread fear!

    Oh, also in NYC a lone jihadist attacked a NYTP cop with an axe and put him in critical condition.

  46. kbdabear says:

    Comment with Fatass advice to MSM and NYC jihadist axe attack on cop awaiting moderation

  47. kbdabear says:

    Not just a virologist but a media adviser!

    • JimboXL says:

      Take a breath, just not near a Doctors Without Brains physician who comes back from a hot zone and goes for a night out on the town in crowded places.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Yeah, take a breath and then…

  48. kbdabear says:

    Workplace violence! No lone jihadist here! Chuck Johnson is a hater!!!

    • Octopus says:

      By the looks of Axe-Man, I’d say he’s either Christian Scientist or Jehovah’s Witness. Possibly Western Synod Lutheran. They’re pretty moderate.

      My daughter lives in Queens, and has been all over it recently looking for a better apartment. Luckily she was at work all day, in Manhattan. Between this incident and the Ebola-stricken doc, I’m beginning to wonder if the Big Apple is the bucolic paradise they portray in the brochures.


      NYC police: Ax-wielding suspect shot by officers

      Posted: Oct 23, 2014 3:35 PM EDT
      Updated: Oct 23, 2014 9:40 PM EDT

      NEW YORK (AP) –
      A hatchet-wielding man attacked a group of patrol officers in a busy commercial district in Queens on Thursday, injuring two before the other officers shot and killed him, New York City police said. A bystander was wounded in the gunfire.

      At a news conference at a hospital where one officer was being treated for a serious head wound, Police Commissioner William Bratton said that investigators were still trying to confirm the identity of the assailant and determine a motive.

      Asked if the attack could be related to terrorism, Bratton didn’t rule it out. He cited the fatal shooting of a solider in Canada earlier this week — what officials there have called a terror attack — as reason for concern.

      “This early on, we really cannot say yes or no to that question,” Bratton said.

      The attack occurred in the commercial district in Queens at about 2 p.m., while four rookie New York Police Department officers on foot patrol were posing for a photo, police said. Without a word, the man charged the officers and began swinging the hatchet, first hitting one in the arm and another in the back of the head, they said.

      After the second officer fell to the ground, the two uninjured officers fired several rounds. The bullets killed the assailant and wounded the bystander, police said.

      The officer was in critical but stable condition and was expected to undergo surgery. The woman who was struck by a stray bullet also was hospitalized with a gunshot wound to the back.

  49. Kurt's odds making service. SURE THING Tip #231 says:

    When Charles says there is no Ebola, put on your hazmat suit’

    because track record and all


    • Octopus says:

      You can set your clock by Chunky, and your compass, not to mention your home thermostat. Set them all to, “Wumbo.”