The most interesting man on the internet

Charles Johnson fancies himself as true Renaissance man who has a powerful impact on the culture. Day after day he’s on Twitter believing himself to be fighting the good fight. He thinks so highly of himself, that he chooses to ignore people and even have them banned! He is the most interesting man on the internet!

Interresting Man

(Hat Tip: kbdabear)


98 Comments on “The most interesting man on the internet”

  1. Macker says:

    I thought kbdabear would get a kick out of this meme!

  2. Because says:

    And don’t forget, the Scientist of Love™.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Productive things?

    Like endlessly shrieking at Chuck C. on Twitter? I’m sure Chunky’s “followers” are overjoyed.

    Yep… that’ll get the ol’ cash cow producing. 🙄

    I can’t even… 😆

    • KGB says:

      Doing something productive? Do tell, Charles. Seriously, we’re all fascinated by how you pass your waking hours, apart from belching out Tweets and linking to other people’s work. Nobody with an honest work ethic considers that productive. So is there anything else you’re not telling us?

    • Bunk X says:

      Mouse-Ka-Mania needs some polish.

  4. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 1h1 hour ago

    in case you missed it, the truth is Anders Breivik despised me and saw me as an enemy, not an inspiration. Read it:
    Or read this instead: Hattip;DudeBro

    As Charles Johnson[32] of blog Little Green Footballs dryly commented, this is an
    interesting viewpoint: Only by receiving special treatment and instituting a medieval
    religious legal code can Muslims be treated “equally.”


  5. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Pam Gellar rebuked my sweaty, sophmoric, clumsy advances and I’ve held a grudge ever since. Especially when everyone else at the PJ Media party saw and/or heard about it and the snickering and whispering that followed was too much for me to take.

    I founded PJ Media, dammit! It said so on my Twitter header… until it didn’t! 😆

  6. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 2h2 hours ago

    And people who try to smear me by associating me with Pamela Geller are ignoring *years* of my extremely critical posts about her.

    But not us! We are happy to point out that you stalk and harass Pam Geller. Thanks for the public admission!

    • swamprat says:

      Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 4h4 hours ago

      @NinaDontPlayMtG I don’t mean you’re arguing – I’m saying it’s pointless for me to argue with people holding grudges. Better things to do.

  7. Pakimon says:

    I’ll save any visitors stopping by the time. She ignores Chunkles completely. The only reference to him is way down the sidebar on her blog,

    Charles F. Johnson – Mental Patient.

    There, rather than go on a wild goose chase at the urging of a corpulent, ponytailed liar and hypocrite, you’ve got all the info in this comment.

    We at DoD always try to help. 😉

    • Pakimon says:

      Update: Pamela Gellar removed “Charles F. Johnson -Mental Patient” from the sidebar of her revamped blog much to the rotund jazzy ponytail’s rage.

      If you listen closely late at night when all is quiet… you can still hear Chunkles’ plaintive bleat of “You’re killing me, babe” on the whispering wind.

      Along with the out of tune baritone honk of one of Chunky’s infamous “brown notes”. 😆

  8. Pakimon says:

    Get ready for another tirade directed at Twitter demanding that they ban all the”stalkers” in 5..4..3..2..1 😆

  9. Pakimon says:

    Look out Gus! Adobe is going to send a gang of cyber-dudebros to give your Virgin Mobile Obamaphone an atomic wedgie! 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    This is just terrible:

    I’m sorry!

  11. Pakimon says:

    The Bullshit Meter just spiked. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      “I told him he should invest all his Krugerrands in Microsoft, but he was fearful of the new computer software. Put everything into IBM PC’s. Lost his holy ass.”

    • just poop says:

      somebody please please post the photo of this amazing meeting.

      I met the pope once.
      I was in St Peters square and he waved out his apartment window on a Wednesday Noon.
      waved right to me, I tell you


      • Octopus says:

        I skated on the same ice as Gordie Howe and Ted Lindsay, when I was 12. Shook both their hands, and several other lesser stars as well. They were warming up for some kind of Old Timers Game at Jaycee Park in Westland, MI (now called Mike Modano Arena, for some viciously insane reason).

    • Dudebro says:

      According to Al Jarreau’s website, he released albums in 1992 and 1994. Note the lineups.
      1994 – Warner Bros.
      Produced by: Marcus Miller
      Musicians: Kathleen Battle, Joe Sample, David Sanborn, Philippe Saisse, Michael Brecker, Marcus Miller, Kenny Garrett, Paul Jackson Jr.

      Heaven And Earth
      1992 – Warner Bros.
      Produced by: Narada Michael Walden
      Musicians: Vernon Black, Corrado Rustici, Paul McCandless, Dan Higgins, Jerry Hay, Robbie Kwock, Mike Man, Louis “King Pin” Biancaniello, Frank “Killer Bee” Martin, Jeff Chambers Myron Dove, Joel Smith, Narada Michael Walden, Marquinho Brazil • Additional Background Vocals: Boni Boyer, Claytoven Richardson, Tony Lindsey, Skyler Jett, Sandy Griffith, Nikita Germaine, Jeanie Tracey, Rebecca West , Kitty Beethoven, Chris Hawkins, Raz Kennedy

      • Just poop says:

        if Charles was in south Africa on this tour, chances are he was part of the road crew. probably a geetar tech for the real musicians

        my guess is he probably was in a very large room, nowhere near mandela, but claims to have met him

        even so, I am pretty sure there are quotes of Icarus mocking mandela on his website back when he was fooled. after all, mandela was a fan of castro and very against the Iraq war which Charles wholeheartedly supported

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, Mandela was quite the figure of fun on Ye Olde LGF. Charles mocked him as a Communist, terrorist-sympathizer and Fwiend Of Fwance. I remember thinking at the time, he was taking it a little too far.

        Mandela’s name is one that Chunky has tried very hard to scrub from his wingnut history, and a number of google-links that I tried linked up to godawful photos of fog and birds, but I did manage to find this one. I’m sure there are plenty of others that escaped his correlator-tool, which is a dull blade indeed. 😆
        Mandela Shuns Bush, Sucks Up to France
        Charles Johnson
        6/28/03 9:22:53 pm • Views: 384
        As President Bush prepares to make an important trip to Africa to promote a wide-ranging policy initiative that could mark a new era in US-Africa relations, South African President Nelson Mandela plans to shun him: Mandela says he won’t meet with Bush .

        Mr. Mandela, a vocal critic of the Iraq war, said Friday it was wrong for Bush to circumvent the United Nations and overthrow Iraqi President Saddam Hussein by force, and praised French President Jacques Chirac for his opposition to sending troops to the area.

  12. just poop says:

    Charles is a legend in his own behind

  13. just poop says:

    I see Charles is repeating the lie that he “met” Nelson Mandela


  14. ISpeakJive says:

    Tee Hee

  15. Octopus says:

    Fanboys and Apple-cultists are so amusing, with the perfervid promotion of their fetishized idols. You just want to give them a nice pat on their pointy little heads.

    “Good for you, son.”

  16. Bunk X says:

    I met GHW Bush at an Angels’ game. I saw his hand wave from the club suite.

  17. Bunk X says:

    Pam. Oh, Pam…

  18. Pakimon says:

    Remember when people thought Gus_802 was employed? I don’t. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      George Will did manage to matriculate from a couple of cow colleges, while Gus was honing his skills of outdoor living. 😆

      Education and early career[edit]

      Will was born in Champaign, Illinois, the son of Frederick L. Will and Louise Hendrickson Will.[3] His father was a professor of philosophy, specializing in epistemology, at the University of Illinois.

      Will graduated from University Laboratory High School of Urbana, Illinois, and Trinity College, in Hartford, Connecticut (BA, Religion, 1962).[4] He subsequently studied Philosophy, Politics, and Economics at Magdalen College, Oxford, (BA, MA), and received MA and PhD degrees in politics from Princeton University. His 1968 PhD dissertation was entitled Beyond the Reach of Majorities: Closed Questions in the Open Society.

      From 1970 to 1972, he served on the staff of Senator Gordon Allott (R-CO). Will then taught political philosophy at the James Madison College of Michigan State University, and at the University of Toronto. He taught at Harvard University in 1995 and again in 1998.

      Journalism career[edit]
      Will served as an editor for National Review from 1972 to 1978. He joined the Washington Post Writers Group in 1974, writing a syndicated biweekly column, which became widely circulated among newspapers across the country and continues today. His column is syndicated to 450 newspapers.[5] In 1976 he became a contributing editor for Newsweek, writing a biweekly backpage column until 2011.

      Will was widely praised by liberals for condemning the corruption of the Nixon presidency.[citation needed] He won a Pulitzer Prize for Commentary for “distinguished commentary on a variety of topics” in 1977.[6] Often combining factual reporting with conservative commentary, Will’s columns are known for their erudite vocabulary, allusions to political philosophers, and frequent references to baseball.[7]

      • Because says:

        OTOH, Bill Nye is a real boner-fide intellectual! BSME, University of Washington, 1977. Worked on airplane landing gear before going into comedy.

  19. Octopus says:

    “Renounced her hateful agenda” = struck out with her and then embarked on a psycho-stalkfest of her for the next five years, which she handled with textbook anti-stalker strategy, i.e., completely refusing to engage.

  20. Octopus says:

    Five O’Clock Vodka is more expensive than Sterno.
    Smoking crack is more expensive than huffing spray-paint fumes.

    Basically, you get what you pay for, and then you set yourself on fire. It’s a crazy world.

    • OLT's So Much Bumf says:

      If ur burning mayonnaise to get to ur job, ur doin it rong

      • Because says:

        Biofuel conversion. He saw it on the ninnernet. It was right next to the fuel line magnets that improve mileage 37% according to an EPA certified lab.

  21. KGB says:

    I once met a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. I mean, I’m pretty sure she gave me a pouty, seductive look on TV. The way she was looking in my eyes was somehow different than the other pouty, seductive looks they usually give. It was followed by one of the greatest 90 seconds of my life.

  22. Octopus says:

    I had a feeling Dear Fatass was hooked on some kind of debilitating drugs, the way his mind has deteriorated so suddenly and completely. Naturally, he’s concerned about having to get a written prescription for his numbing fix, and having to venture out of the bunker to see his local pill-peddler. Poor Chunky. So hurty.


    More people…die from prescription drug overdoses than methamphetamine, heroin and cocaine combined, according to Kent Bitsko of the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Areas program. Bitsko’s task force provides assistance to local law enforcement agencies because Southern Nevada is a significant drug-trafficking region of the United States.

    Prescription medications nearly have overtaken marijuana as the gateway drug for people who become addicts, Bitsko said.

    Methamphetamine is the top narcotics concern for law enforcement, Bitsko said, but abuse of prescription painkillers is second. More oversight of prescription medications makes acquiring those drugs more difficult, and many abusers eventually seek alternatives.

    “When they can no longer get hydrocodone, they turn to heroin,” Bitsko said.

    • Stonemason says:

      The last line above is the issue, at least here in the ‘burbs of Phily. When Vicodin and Oxy are more expensive then Heroin, what’s an addict to do?

    • KGB says:

      You may be on to somehing, Octo. Charles’s shut-in lifestyle, obsession with food, lack of exercise and human contact, and general paranoid/obsessive behavior all point to a problem with narcotic substances.

  23. Just poop says:

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  26. Because says:

    More Johnson-on-Johnson

    • OLT's So Much Bumf says:

      If Chuck wore a bra, he’d have a blister between his shoulder blades right now.

    • KGB says:

      Johnson on Johnson? Ugh. Reminds me of the doughnut puncher I rented a room from while in grad school. It was a split level home and his bedroom was directly above mine. He was too artsy-fartsy to have carpet in his bedroom, so when he was, *ahem*, entertaining (not infrequently it was someone he’d met on the DC Metro while coming home), I got to hear the squeeking of his bed above.

      I asked him one day how he knew he was gay and he said that when he bends over he sees 4 balls instead of 2.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Chunky #2 googled “PD sources” and couldn’t find any, therefore they don’t exist.

    • Just poop says:

      Charles has cheetoh sources

    • Because says:

      Chunkles is just peeved because the CCPD won’t answer his 911 calls about twitterstalkers in his timeline.

  27. Because says:

    And they don’t read green footballs!!!11!

  28. Because says:

    Obamaphone Gus sez

  29. Because says:

    What he said.

  30. Just poop says:

    another tough day for Lying vote fraud apologist Icarus and his moonbat fraudsters

  31. Because says:

    Bumf is a four-letter word.

    • OLT's So Much Bumf says:

      This is what happens when you wash your mouth out with Sterno.

      If Sterno doesn’t get the taste of Stalker Charles’ backside** out of your mouth, Gus, nothing will.

      ** “backside” is the PC term for “ass”, ICYMI

  32. Because says:

    How’s the weather out on that limb, Chunk?

    “Seven or eight African American eyewitnesses have provided testimony consistent with Wilson’s account, but none of them have spoken publicly out of fear for their safety, The Washington Post’s sources said.
    Jurors have also been provided with the St. Louis County autopsy report, including toxicology test results for Brown that show he had levels of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active ingredient in marijuana. The Post’s sources said the levels in Brown’s body may have been high enough to trigger hallucinations.”

    • Octopus says:

      That’s going to leave a mark. 😆

      Quadruple-down on the stupid, Chunky! Don’t give in, just because of this “evidence” and “eyewitness” malarkey. You’re better than that. More entertaining, I mean. Dance for us, you ungainly hippo!

  33. Because says:


  34. BTW, how’s CJ’s goofed up Ferguson narrative doing these days?

    Not looking good for the Gentle Giant truthers.

    CJ was saying something about a “fix”? I’m waiting for an elaboration.

    • Because says:

      The Koch bros paid those African American witnesses, and the cops put that THC in his blood. It’s obvious.

      Don’t go believing those right-wing rags like the WaPo.

  35. ISpeakJive says:

    So, can weed make one hallucinate?

    I bet Chuck #1 will say yes, so Chunky #2 can double-down on NO- YOU’RE LYING!

  36. Because says:

    Thus proving that light rail is a bad idea:

    • OLT's So Much Bumf says:

      Hmmm, who terror-attacked Israel? Climate denialists? Homegrown rightwing nutjobs? Creationists? FUNDIES? I know, returned US military vets? Rick Perry? Greg Abbott’s Hispanic wife?

  37. OLT's So Much Bumf says:

    Brown had so much marijuana in him that everyone else hallucinated that he was a gentle giant that ran away from a police officer after not assaulting him and not trying to take his weapon, all after not shopifting and assaulting a store owner earlier.

    That is a LOT of marijuana. That’s CHOOM-level marijuana.

    Level 1: Everything is funny
    Level 2: Everything is edible
    Level 3: You can’t hear shit Jeremiah Wright says for 20 years
    Level 4: Paranoia. Which is legit if you really are guilty.
    Level 5: CHOOM. You sip your own farts like wine. Everyone should worship you.