Fat, paranoid, incontinent, has-been blogger fears for his safety. Begs all five of his devoted followers to vote Democratic next month

The Man Who Would Be Relevant is living in fear that the Nazi sympathizers will keep the House and capture the Senate and then  the next step will be – another AUSCHWITZ! Charles, what is getting creepy is your paranoid delusions so put on your Depends, then your jammies, drink a glass of prune juice and go to sleep. Maybe by tomorrow morning you can have your weekly bowel movement.


94 Comments on “Fat, paranoid, incontinent, has-been blogger fears for his safety. Begs all five of his devoted followers to vote Democratic next month”

  1. OLT's I Get Ya, Broghazi says:

    Well, duh, you can’t vote FOR a Democrat.

  2. OLT's I Get Ya, Broghazi says:

    I mean, voting FOR Democrats means you want the country swirling down their toilet of abysmal errors and crony capitalist ersatz class warfare. Who in their right mind would want that?

  3. swamprat says:

    They have all the votes they want. It might be harder for the dead to vote if they must produce ID.

    Uh, oh, that was rather live-ist of me.

    We could just have the elections on Halloween and get it over with.

  4. Octopus says:

    Those five votes, spread across the country, could really shake things up. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    You see, moron, it’s like this: O’Keefe is purposely posing as fraudulent characters, in order to prove important points about issues of interest that are near and dear to voters of all persuasions. He deliberately exposes himself, you fucking idiot. 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      O’Keefe is a DOER, not a hermit Twitter troll

      Fatass needs to get a can of WD-40, oil up the rusty chain and sprockets on his bike and go out into the real world and do real world stuff

    • Just poop says:

      James O’Keefe has not been exposed as a fraud. not even once you fat fuck

      what he does do is expose the lying, scheming, scum of the earth democrat cheat machine. and the pedophiles at planned parenthood

  6. kbdabear says:

    They don’t go away because they ignore him to begin with. Maybe if he didn’t troll them multiple times a day they wouldn’t spoil his day by being allowed to use Twitter

  7. Dudebro says:

    Chuckles admits he stands for nothing, he’s just against Republicans. Hater johnson

  8. kbdabear says:

    Alan Dershowitz called Ted Cruz one of his top students at HARVARD

    Fatass may have a high school diploma, had a music career, a startup business, blog fame at the right time, and stepped on his own dick every time

    Who’s the idiot?

  9. kbdabear says:

    Hmm.. the follower surge that Fatass crowed about a few weeks ago has abated. Maybe nobody is fascinated with watching a nobody trolling another nobody

  10. kbdabear says:

    “Get out and vote”? You’d better check the battery on your mobility scooter there Chucky, it might not hold a charge after sitting in the garage a long time

  11. trebob says:

    Vote against Repubs because their “dangerous”, and (per an earlier tweet) only deal in fear. Like OLT said, who’d vote FOR Dems anyway?

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    “Everyone who follows me” instead of “my followers”.

    You cant tell me that in between getting various science, virology, Mid East history, arabic, hebrew, sociology, climatology, art history, european history and political science degrees, Dr. Yo doesn’t read my posts here.

  13. Juan Epstein says:

    Can you imagine that someone without a any degree tried to call out a college grad with a degree about not having a certain degree?

  14. just poop says:

    can we pull his voting records?

    something tells me this fat fucker hasn’t voted in quite some time

  15. Pakimon says:

    Startled and awakened from his slumber by one of his “brown note” trumpet blasts, Chunkles is compelled to waddle over to his computer and snivel about Chuck C. in the early morning hours.

    I’m sure Chunky thinks those loud, mysterious “out of tune” blats that keep waking him up at night are coming from those dangerous xenophobic Republicans hiding under his bed. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Chunky shoots the messenger every single time.

      Instead of criticizing the author of an article (or the article itself) Chunky criticizes his stalkee for linking to it.

      Instead of crticizing the artist who did the poster, Chunky attacks for linking it.

      Rinse, repeat.

  16. Pakimon says:

    Another day, another goopy, expired italian sausage pot pie… 😆

  17. Pakimon says:

    That tiny Virgin Mobile Obamaphone screen is making life hard for poor Gus. The sausage pot pie goop smeared all over it isn’t helping… 😆

    • just poop says:

      I think Gus has the shakes

      somebody get him a bottle of booze !

      • Pakimon says:

        He’d better hurry!

        Gus’ rotund ponytailed master is expecting those “RTs” and “favs” of his tweets and if Gus doesn’t deliver, His Royal Chunkiness will be most peevish and displeased. 😆

  18. Pakimon says:

    Maybe Gus should start putzing with that “finding gainful employment” stuff instead. 😆

  19. Pakimon says:

    Everyone else is wondering why Chunkles is still tweeting after being exposed as a fraud over and over and over. 😆

  20. Because and chemical free C2H5OH says:

  21. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

  22. PeteP says:

    Chuckie must be getting worried. His beloved Democrat Party is facing defeat and now he’s scaremongering.

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope the Donks get clobbered at the polls next month. 😡

      • Octopus says:

        In this Donkey Show, the donkey gets slaughtered and eaten at the end. It’s a nice, sociable bbq picnic, but the meat’s pretty gamy. Stick with the side-dishes, and the handmade tequila. Forego the proffered “seesters”….they’re either underage, or carrying incurable social diseases. You can dance with them, but steer clear of their smiling hondlers.

      • Because olo says:

        And don’t eat the “oysters”. They aren’t.

      • rightymouse says:

        I like smoked oysters on bagels with cream cheese, tomatoes & red onion. But I don’t think those are the type of oysters you’re talking about. O_o

      • Octopus says:

        Rocky Mountain Oysters are not from the sea.

        Some consider them a delicacy. Others, indelicate. Matter of personal taste, I suppose.

      • trebob says:

        Rocky Mountain Oysters are not from the sea.

        Don’t knock ’em ’till ya’ try ’em. :). They is very tasty. Even better are lamb fries, which are the same bits ‘cept off baby sheeps. I can take you more than a couple of places that whip up awesome lamb fries around here. Larrupin’ good.

  23. Because olo says:

    Says the shut-in who is too fat to drive.

  24. Just poop says:

    This post by Charles really gets to the core of his Delusions of Grandeur.

    He really REALLY thinks he has some pull. He REALLY thinks he’s some sort of political power player

    He still hates it that Abdy Breitbart WAS a player. A major player. Perhaps the biggest. The man had lots of pull and he was going to be a superstar. Hell, he already was a superstar

    so here is Charles thinking he’s a player too, urging all his FOLLOWERS to get out and vote

    Charles I hate to break it to you , but you have very few followers. Maybe 10.
    Most of them aren’t old enough to vote, or are institutionalized or convicted pedophiles and can’t vote

    the only “pull” you have is on your flaccid pannus covered pud

    • Because olo says:

      It bothers him more that Breitbart IS still a player.

      • Just poop says:

        yes. absolutely

        Breitbart remains a better and more influential man in death than Charles ever was or is.

        I still remember him coming up to that podium right before Weiner to say FUCK YOU haters. I won.

        While Charles was sitting on his couch on the internet defending Weiner, Breitbart was THERE and busting balls. Charles you fucking failure!

  25. Just poop says:

    Charles is like the street barker, standing out in front of the worst titty bar in the worst neighborhood in the worst city in America

    come on in!
    see the hot girrrrls !
    2 bucks a dance

  26. Because opsst. Chuck. Read here. says:

  27. Octopus says:

    Projection Theater On Twitter:

    When Chuck calls me a “stalker,” it means he knows he’s losing. It’s a sign of desperation. @GuileOfTheGods @ChuckCJohnson @JamesOKeefeIII
    26 minutes ago
    RT @GuileOfTheGods: @ChuckCJohnson @Green_Footballs @JamesOKeefeIII Dude, don’t claim to be a “journalist” then whine that readers “stalk” …
    28 minutes ago
    RT @Gus_802: Assholes like Chuck C. Johnson think they can spew their garbage in public without going unchecked.
    32 minutes ago

    It never stops, does it? 😆

  28. Because says:

    Chuck the Red. Psst. Read here.

  29. Daedalus says:

    As someone who does not support either party, Charles is a hysteric. Sometimes Republicans win and sometimes Democrats win. It’s a part of life and Charles’ hysteria reveals a paranoid man not in reality.

  30. Octopus says:

    Buddhist Terror on the rampage!

    • Because says:

      Did he have a falling out with F. Burka?

      • Octopus says:

        He has lots of falling-outs, to the point where it’s hard to keep track of who’s in and who’s out of the Circle Of Trust. Furious B. might have cancelled her subscription, or something. He’d never forgive such treachery, even from an unemployed Muslima.

        Another day, another fall from grace.

      • Because says:

        That must be what happened to the VW van. He tried to climb on it, and it’s not as herky as one of those Detroit beasts.

  31. Debating whether we should help Chuck Johnson fight his little twitterwar with Icarus. We’ve got the dirt; just be a matter of getting a PM relationship going on twitter.

    Just the thought of us communicating with Chuck would probably drive the other Johnson nuts.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Better dead than safe for liberal losers, lolwut?

  33. On a related note…Getting some much higher from normal traffic. Coming from twitter. Appears to be going to this thread:


  34. rightymouse says:

    Oh, brother….. 🙄

  35. JimboXL says:

    A killer virus with a 70% kill rate that causes you to bleed out of your eyes and rectum is not dangerous, the Islamic Klux Klan is not dangerous, but old harmless glue horse Republicans who cowtow to prog pigs all the time are dangerous?

    I urge all of his followers to stay home on Election Day, tweet or something, write some more great great articles on how you aren’t afraid of Ebola because it only targets conservatives.

  36. Because says: