Fat, paranoid, incontinent, has-been blogger fears for his safety. Begs all five of his devoted followers to vote Democratic next month

The Man Who Would Be Relevant is living in fear that the Nazi sympathizers will keep the House and capture the Senate and then  the next step will be – another AUSCHWITZ! Charles, what is getting creepy is your paranoid delusions so put on your Depends, then your jammies, drink a glass of prune juice and go to sleep. Maybe by tomorrow morning you can have your weekly bowel movement.