We are going to die!

Charles engages in fear mongering about the global warming scam.

Hot September Hot September2

We are going to die!

Charles need to get out into the real world more often.

78 Comments on “We are going to die!”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Yawn, who’s watching the first 5 minutes of Walking Dead on a rape culture message board?


  2. windbag says:

    Just a reminder, folks, when it’s unusually hot, that proves man-made climate change. When it’s unusually cold, you’re an idiot because weather.

    • Arachne says:

      Um….didn’t they get SNOW in Colorado?
      Yeah, it’s always the HOTTEST! September! EVER! until they go back and revise it a month from now when no one cares.

      Shut up, Ick-anus.

  3. Because etc says:

    NASA. Rocket scientists who can’t do stats.

  4. Because etc says:

    “We are going to die!”

    Sorry, Chunk can bark that to the moon, but it rings hollow if the Ludatic isn’t there. Bring back LvQ! Bring back LvQ! Bring back LvQ!

  5. Octopus says:

    That’s not a hockey stick…it’s the scythe of the Grim Reaper! 😯

    You have to wonder sometimes, about this poor benighted old recluse’s sanity.

    • Because Look! Squirrel! says:

      Especially when anybody who knows a quark from a quirk knows the 1930s were as warm as the 2000s. Something fisky about that graph.

      • Dudebro says:

        The graph?
        sources: GHCN-v3 1880-09/2014 + SST: ERSST 1880-09/2014 using elimination of outliers & homogeneity adjustment

  6. windbag says:

    Just found this article, via a link from Legal Insurrection. Apparently, it’s Mother Gaia who hates glaciers, since she appears to be the one who is melting them.


    • OLT's Democratic Reaction Generator says:

      And it’s the Gaia-damned RepubliKKKans who CUT THE FUNDING for serious and necessary geothermal glacier-melting studies! Probably!

      Arise! Grab your locally-handcrafted animal-cruelty-free pitchforks and alternative fuel torches, meet me at the sustainable farming co-op, and let us drive these primitive science-denying Creationist bastards from office!

  7. Because yeah says:

    • OLT's Democratic Reaction Generator says:

      Top Democrats are working furiously RIGHT NOW on a way to use this to limit your rights and representation in your Government while handing your tax dollars to their crony capitalist friends and illegal aliens. They are determined to rule forever over the smoking ashpile that was the world’s greatest country.

      They’re burning the village in order to save it. Again.

  8. poteen2 says:

    Think Progress lies and Charlie believes it.
    All that the data show is that the temp anomaly has risen less than 1 degree in 134 years.
    Follow the TP link and you get to a random tweet from somebody unknown.

  9. Because says:

    “The changes are accelerating”.

    Sideways, bitch (damn, I miss Loody).

  10. Because says:

  11. Octopus says:

    The whole world is melting down into a puddle of brackish death-soup, but I got Chuck C. suspended from Twitter again!!1!

  12. Octopus says:

    He broke the rulez. I keep the ginger-man from tweeting. He so stupid. I’m smart!

  13. Because says:

    Chunk’s tweeting his pannus off about CCJ, and Gus is silent. The looniverse is starting to list again.

  14. Octopus says:

    Would you venture to say that everyone who identifies as a Republican is a viciously insane sociopath, sir? A heartless monster, with no humanity?

    A bold statement, to be sure. One you’ve repeated countless times. We’re going to have to put some of our best investigators on this twisted story. Top men. Maybe a few bottoms, so as not to make anyone feel discluded, or, “Other.”

    • Because says:

      Bottoms? Bums? Affirmative action for gimps!!!

    • Arachne says:

      Whereas Ick-arus is a BRAINLESS sociopath.

      • Octopus says:

        Which is odd, because most socio/psychopaths are rather cunning, being freed from normal human feelings. Chunky McDumbth is just super-lame, with his twitter-feuds, obsessive stalking of net-celebs and constant hypocrisy, exposed hourly by his own libturd petard.

    • Doppel milyo says:

    • Arachne says:

      BTW Ick-Anus, tell me what you think of a c**t who holds herself out as a journalist, but uses the phrase “supposed disability” when referring to the Greg Abbott, the Republican candidate for governor of Texas? “Supposed” disability? The man is in a WHEELCHAIR. You know, just askin’ – since you seem to love to attack Fox and all.

      Oh, it was Andrea Mitchell of your favorite news network, Fatass – AMessNBC. A woman who has her head so far up Abortion Barbie’s ass she can taste the Aqua Net.

  15. Captain Death says:

    How much does Charles’s farts affect the environment?

  16. Octopus says:




    Now, anyone who’s been following the AGW-debacle knows that NASA has embarrassed itself horribly in this whole boondoggle, and their statistics have about as much integrity as Chunky McDumbth’s surf-jazz noodlings. It’s been one discredited lie after another, and still the self-identified Liberal MSM continues to trot out their bilge as if it’s Holy Writ. It’s really sad.

  17. Octopus says:


    Hey, kids! Remember, when it’s cold, it’s weather. When it’s hot, it’s climate change, and we’re all going to die by the billions. Look at Bo Obama romping in the snow, heedless of doom!

  18. Octopus says:


    That’s right. Obama ordered NASA to prioritize the climate change boondoggle. Ramp up the madness, even though there hasn’t been any warming in 18 years. Science!

  19. Octopus says:

    Someone who’s not getting invited to the Consensus Science Luau this year:

  20. Octopus says:

    Feverishly checking and re-checking, every two minutes, and then tweeting something stooped about it. 😆

    Chuck C? Probably sleeping off a good drinking session. 😆 😆

    • OLT's Congrats, You Made Top Asshole! says:

      So Stalker Charles stalks Chuck and gets him wrist-slapped again?

      Man, what power.

      The mind boggles at what might happen if Twitter applied rules to Stalker Charles’ incessant “stalking” and misogynistic harassment.

  21. Octopus says:

    The things I took away:
    –Lena has a trainer?
    –Lena brings the trainer into the voting booth with her
    –Lena MUST show her flabby body in every public appearance
    –Ireland Baldwin is hot…even though she’s playing for the other team. She’s also hot from the warmening. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/angel-haze-confirms-lesbian-relationship-3776619

    While confirming they’re dating, Angel also spoke about how the media have treated their relationship, saying they’re usually referred to as ‘best friends’.

    “We f**k and friends don’t f**k,” she told The Independent.

    She also said she didn’t think America was ready for their relationship.

    “An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now,” the 22-year-old explained.

    Oh, yes…it’s too, too shocking. We’ve never, ever heard of interracial gay couples before. Americans are sheltered. 🙄

  22. ISpeakJive says:

    TWITTER! We can’t have someone of such low moral character posting on your site. This utterly dispicable gentleman has linked to his own blog where he publishes ebola patients addresses BEFORE CNN and the papers do the same. He’s not publishing them on twitter, just a link to them, WHICH IS THE SAME THING.

    But, please continue to host ISIS accounts which recruit jihadis world-wide. That’s perfectly acceptable, free speech and all.

    Chunky’s Flying Army of Ass Monkeys

  23. Doppel milyo says:


    global warming isn’t happening.
    no warming over the last 18 years in spite of rising carbon dioxide levels

    you can’t fake it any longer

    stop acting like a dick. accept reality

    man made global warming is over

    move on

    • Octopus says:

      How was the Chicago Marathon, Dop? Did you wear the flak jacket, or just the UnderArmour?

    • Abualiotta Haynes & Jeremiah says:

      I also am interested in your Chi-town Marathon experience. Lake Shore Drive is really beautiful if you aren’t running until you spit out your spleen. Political correctness is the only reason the runners have to run south of Roosevelt Rd. Plenty of safer routes north, tho there are loons in the northern regions of Chicago.

  24. Arachne says:

    BTW, what’s the over/under this week for when Ick-anus breaks out that “Shocking Audio” tweet. The one that pretty much is boring everyone else.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Annnnnnnnnnnd Charlie spams his followers with yet more glurge & braying. Whatta putz.

    • Arachne says:

      Please point us to the same outrage you expressed, Culver City Douchenozzle, when both Spike Lee and Rosanne Barr tweeted out the address of George Zimmerman. And your support for Twitter’s suspending their accounts.

      Oh wait….Twitter DIDN’T suspend their accounts. Even though in the case of Lee, he sent out the WRONG address and caused an elderly couple to flee their home. In both bases, these two dickweeds’ tweets were designed to cause harassment and violence.

  26. Dudebro says:

    Wilder side of me = threatening violence? https://twitter.com/gus_802/statuses/522143804883615744

  27. Pakimon says:

    The weird part about of this whole “Chunk Johnson vs. Chuck Johnson” thing is that if it weren’t for Chunkles’ constant bleating and braying, nobody would have heard of Chuck.

    Their Twitter numbers are about the same and I imagine their blog numbers are about the same as well.

    In other words, nothing to brag and write home about. To put a finer point on it, they’re both pretty much irrelevant on Twitter, the blogosphere and the political scene at large.

    However, the corpulent ponytailed blogger is acting like he got the FCC to suspend Limbaugh’s or Hannity’s radio show.

    It would be pathetic if it weren’t so hilarious. 😆

  28. Pakimon says:

    What is he going to do?

    Raid the dumpsters at Walmart?

    Break into your neighbor’ houses and wreck their dishwashers with your shit stained underwear?

    Tear holes in the visqueen his landlord put up to keep Gus’ stink out of his house?

    Stay tuned for the November edition of “Gus Gone Wild”! 😆 😆

  29. Pakimon says:

    Gus should just start wearing an “I’m with stupid” shirt with the arrow pointing up instead of sideways.

  30. Pakimon says:

    This coming from an unemployed mooch that lives in a garage, hasn’t had a job in years and spends every waking moment on Twitter via a “pay as you go” Obamaphone. 😆 😆 😆

    • Arachne says:

      You aren’t from the South, dipshit.
      And you are in NO position to call anybody a damn lazy loser.

    • JimboXL says:

      Isn’t this the natural state of the average Dim voter? The entire Dim party is built on things breaking down, ensuring that you allow things break that were working, or intentionally break things that were working. I can’t imagine what possible motivation a Dim would have to go to a polling place voluntarily and vote Dim. As an average Dim, things stink, you probably lost your healthcare thanks to BOcare, your intentity and health info was stolen thanks to BOcare, then your kids are getting the Obama Honduran flu, and now you have Ebola. It’s like voting in a Dim primary, absolutely pointless.

    • Because olo says:


  31. JimboXL says:

    Another decades old tried and true Dim, dim lib, and dim prog talking point falls like a house of cards:


    Increased US output is dropping oil prices. Whoa, who would have thought. For years Dims said that increasing production would make no difference in prices. But then as Obola proves, Dims, libs and commie progs are never good when it comes to anything financial. Btw in more bad news for Obola specifically, I believe the U.S. is set to overtake Saudi Arabia in output. Any bad news for him is good news for the U.S.

  32. Pakimon says:

    A few observations..

    First, Betsy Rothstein is a gossip columnist for The Daily Caller.

    Second, nowhere in her article did she say or imply that the fat ponytailed blogger has any control over who Twitter suspends.

    Third, the only reason she wrote that article was the fact that two irrelevant numbskulls with the same name are having a slapfight on Twitter.

    I can’t even… 😆 🙄

    • Pakimon says:

      To her credit, Betsy used a more recent photo of The Chunkster in her article that showed him well on his way to his present bloated, flabby form.

      Another indication that Chunkles didn’t actually see or read the article, but just saw the headline in the midst of his endless self-googling of his name. 😆

  33. trebob says:

    OT: Who says you can’t have fun at your job?

    • Minnow says:

      cool video. I like how the Americans got in the other guys faces….. so obnoxiously (and awesomely) American.

      Very cool link.

  34. Because olo says:

    Totally OT –

    NO thanks to Obama, I just filled up for $2.89 a gallon. Three cheers for fracking technology, and screw you:

    Vladimir Putin
    King Abdullah
    Ayatollah Whateverthefuck
    Barack Hussein Obama
    The entire fucking donkey fucking party.

    And if I missed anybody, screw you, too.

  35. Abu bin Pannus says:

    In order to speak or write about weather one would have to go outside, amirite?

  36. Because clev-er says:

  37. Because says:

    Hey Chunk. This is what you call retweets.

    Tell me when one of your tweets gets retweeted that many times.


  38. Pakimon says:

    I see the Sterno and cheap gin cocktails are kicking in… 😆

  39. Pakimon says:

    Wow… Chunky is really having a fap-fest on Twitter over that Daily Caller gossip article.

    I’m sure he thinks MSNBC will be knocking down his door and Rachel Maddow will be hopping in his bed begging him to give her some of that “lizard love”…. 😆

  40. Because says:

    This is kind like Belgian Fascists or something, huh? Dumth? Bumth? What say you?


  41. Because fuckface says: