“you’re increasingly irrelevant culturally”

Charles C. Johnson has made the mistake of paying attention to the twitter version of Norman Bates. Thriving on attention, the deranged freak shut in hounds his name sake on daily basis. Chuck C. Johnson finally remi9nds Charles he’s irrelevant

Chuck C. Johnson should ignores the washed up guitarist. Even former band mates of Icarus do not give him any time of day.

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83 Comments on ““you’re increasingly irrelevant culturally””

  1. Just poop says:

  2. Arachne says:

    Did Chuckie get eleventy thousand retweets?

  3. Because says:

    “Chuck C. Johnson should ignores the washed up guitarist. Even former band mates of Icarus do not give him any time of day.”

    Don’t tell me you never rolled a bum when you were a kid. Almost as much fun as tipping a cow.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, I’d love to find out if there’s a back story on that Jarreau tribute album. When you consider “Ick-arus” worked with all three of the principals involved, it’s reasonable to surmise that his name would have come up at least once. Also, it would be interesting to find out if he learned about the album and tried to get himself included and was told “thanks, but no thanks.”

      Has he even mentioned the album at LGF? I note Dr. John is included.

      • Because says:

        They don’t remember Icarus. They remember Barry the white boy.

      • Arachne says:

        You know, for grits and shins, I did a Google for failed musician. Found this and it’s fascinating about Ick-Arus not only banning someone but lying about it: http://transsylvaniaphoenix.blogspot.com/2009/02/to-lgfs-charles-johnson-you-lost-it-pal.html

      • Because says:

        Chunky lied and libeled? Really? I’d have never imagined.

      • Because says:

        “Escovado said…
        “Charles Johnson is a remarkable computer programmer, one of the best in the business.”

        I’ve been in the software business longer than Charles. He is neither remarkable nor is he the best.
        February 17, 2009 at 11:09 AM”

        Yup.

      • Octopus says:

        An interesting graphic from Transylvania Phoenix’s blog (hail fellow Greek Orthodox Christian!):

        He nailed Chunky’s complete lack of character and integrity, too. I hope we do as well here. 😆

      • Because says:

        How the Latin Romanians became Orthodox is a bit of a mystery; they have nothing to do culturally with Slavs and Magyars surrounding them. But they are. And don’t forget Vlad T. and the Turkish heads on sticks.

        (Daedalus may want to comment)

  4. Because says:

    BREAKING

    Feds studying Kalegore’s neighbor.

    http://freebeacon.com/issues/feds-still-studying-why-lesbians-are-obese/

    There’s money to be made off of fat lesbians.

    • Octopus says:

      Quick Answer: Gay men refer to the gym as “going to gay church.” It’s part of the lifestyle, unless you’re a Fatty Bear. Then it’s optional.

      My lesbian aunt and her spouse are not obese. They used to do a lot of hiking and biking, before my aunt got too old and fragile, and took a bad fall that messed up her inner-ear and balance. Now they spend too much time on the internet, posting political glurge on Facebook. 😆

      • Because sleazy rider says:

        Besides, you have to be hefty if you’re going to ride a Hawg. And the lezzies I know love their Hawgs.

      • rightymouse says:

        One of my nieces came ‘out’ recently. She’s huge and so is her girlfriend. Lots of cushion for the lovin’. 🙂

  5. Octopus says:

    It’s going to be a long day of calling Chuck C. “you big stupid!” 🙄

  6. trebob says:

    I thought adding someone’s twitter name after they blocked you was a violation of the TOS. Why hasn’t Chuck C asked for Charles to be suspended?

  7. Octopus says:

    I wonder if Gus was picked up for vagrancy. Or, arrested for stealing electricity. Or, trespassing on restaurant dumpster territory (kept locked in most urban areas these days). Or, hospitalized for incipient frostbite. Or, thrown away like so many other Chunky-socks.

    It’s a mystery. 😆

    • Because says:

      The cops in CO arrest trespassers and thieves? I thought that was … like … the way things were done back before Obama.

      • Octopus says:

        They have a lot of extra time on their hands, now that the whole state is kicking back and toking up. No more drug enforcement chores. The bums and stoners are flocking in from neighboring states and faraway freeway underpasses, though. That problem is only going to get worse. Gus may have been picked up in one of the initial sweeps. Lord knows there must be a list of complaints about him longer than Chunky’s pannus by now.

  8. Because waaaaaah says:

    • Octopus says:

      There is no Irony Meter anymore, that thing’s burnt, and we’re not buying another new one. Screw it. Let’s just say, for the record, that EVERY attack-tweet from Dear Fatass is rife with the psychological dysfunction known commonly as “projection,” and this one is the rifest of all.

      Chunky is one of the worst offenders in the “doxing” game, and couldn’t be more desperate to cash in, though his efforts in that area have all come to zilch. His envy of all those who have gone on to fame and fortune since he committed blog-seppuku in 2009 comes screeching through in every tweet, each one more embarrassing than the last.

    • Arachne says:

      Only two retweetses – losing your audience Ick-Arus. 10,000 followers and only two retweetses to your profound statement.

  9. Octopus says:

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/352427.php

    Excellent piece at Ace’s about the Ebola situation, here and abroad. Puts Chunky’s scoffing dismissals in proper context, as the belchings of a fat irrelephant libturd loser.

  10. Octopus says:

    I see Gus is suddenly back with a flood of Chunky-Echo dumbth-tweets. Thank God they let him off jury duty, due to personal hygiene issues. 😆

    • Because says:

      I was jonesing for his wit:

      Like … that’s [pufff] so profound.

      • Because says:

        I mean .. like … balance is restored to the looniverse. Chuck and Gus are dumth and bumth (respectively). When one is missing, the whole ninnynet lists. Sideways. The net was really together when Lood was there, too. Sort of like the third quark. Too bad he never got the twitter science thang. Could you imagine the awesomeness of a Loody timeline?

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, the world is a poorer place, without Lewd-Freak’s Twitter timeline. Chunky’s greatest sock, discarded so quickly after one too many irrepressible outbursts of Zionist fervor. So sad. 😦

  11. Octopus says:

    Remember when Teh Warmening was going to bring a colossal shitstorm of hurricanes a-hurtlin’ out of the Atlantic, to drown us all in our beds? Blacks first, because racist?

    Well, it occurred to me just now that the hurricane season is winding down rapidly, and once again there’s been virtually nothing to write home about. In fact, it’s been pretty damn quiet since 2003, the year of Katrina. What gives, hysterical doomsayers? 😆

    • Because says:

      Katrina was ’05. They also had Rita. Then nothing except Sandy, which wasn’t even a hurricane when it hit land. It just caused a lot of damage because 1) the tides were extremely high, 2) it hit the NYC area square on, and 3) the political animals were jacking off instead of preparing.

      Naturally, the AGW freaks shriek that it’s PROOF of DOOM!!!!!1

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, Sandy was a good blow. The hysterical warmening kids can cry about the outrage of a storm hitting their homeland for years. 😥

        2005 was a very good year, for hurricanes. A freaky year. It’s good that it hasn’t been repeated.

  12. Because says:

    LGF in a picture:

  13. Because olo says:

  14. Because olo says:

    *** BREAKING *** NEW LIZARD TECHNOLOGY ***

    Reliable rumor has it that they’re also working on round things that go around. They’re called “round things”.

  15. Pakimon says:

    I see Gus finally scrounged and panhandled enough change to reload his Obamaphone.

    Look at him go! It’s like egg bukkake© all over Twitter and the interweb at large! 😆

  16. Pakimon says:

    Relieving a case of Twitter “blueballs” is bliss for our favorite unemployed garage dweller. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    Mitt told this joke the other night at a GOP fundraiser — surprised Dear Fatass hasn’t accused him of spewing vicious racism, yet. 😆

    President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.

    He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

    And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

    And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”

    And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills?”

    Too true, to really be funny. Too on-the-nose.

  18. Pakimon says:

    Everyone knows the old saying about throwing stones in glass houses. 😆

    All in all almost 100 percent of the shit Gus comes up with is either a) total nonsense or b) craven attempts to cyber-fellate a fat ponytailed shut-in in Culver City.

  19. Pakimon says:

    Really?

    I thought they were more worried about Twitter addicted, unemployed mooches invading their garages and wrecking their dishwashers with “skidmarked” underwear. 😆

  20. Pakimon says:

    On a totally no-Chunky and unemployed garage dwelling mooch sidenote, I have to celebrate the epic beatdown the Eagles laid on the Giants last night.

    Given the Eagles offensive line woes, it was a welcome surprise. Better yet, they have a bye next weekend and their offensive line should be back at full strength the following week. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      *nawn-Chunky and unemployed garage dwelling mooch mocking sidenote

    • Octopus says:

      I think we all need to give proper thanks to the New York Football Giants, for sucking so hard this year. They’re going to make a lot of us over-confident, though.

      Take the Lions, please: They have the top-ranked defense in the league right now, due in large part to facing one bad QB after another, including the mess in NY and Eli. Some people are getting cocky around here, and that’s unsound. It’s going to get much more real, as the next third of the season unfolds, beginning with the Saints and Drew Brees. Our secondary is about to get more exposed than Gus’s pasty behind, running down the street bare-ass with his sister trying to brain him with a bat for fouling her dishwasher again.

  21. Pakimon says:

    And the prize for for Cheetos Hungermongering goes to Chunkles “look at me, I’m relevant and have a jazzy ponytail, dammit!” Johnson.

    It’ll look good next to his Kent Dorfman award. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      *for fore

      *sigh* Another typo. Rum and commenting don’t mix. 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Not everything goes well with rum, I’ve found. Usually on vacation, when it happens. Hides in tasty concoctions, behind little umbrellas, then jumps out and makes you say things you regret. 😯

  22. Because peaveish says:

  23. swamprat says:

    This made my day:

    ProgressGeorgia ‏@ProgressGA 2m2 minutes ago

    @ChuckCJohnson @tcubroad @TheBoomstick29 Look for yourself! Ask @Green_Footballs or any legitimate journalist & they’ll agree with me.

    !!!!!

  24. swamprat says:

    Here’s another goodie:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 2m2 minutes ago

    Amusing that @ChuckCJohnson burned his bridges with every other right wing media site, and now finds defenders from Glenn Beck’s loony bin.

  25. swamprat says:

    On this day we honor Christopher Columbus, who, upon landing on the Portuguese Isle of Porto Santos, married the governors’ 17 year old daughter. On his return trip, he did not stop to visit his bride, instead sending a small crew ashore so they could fulfill their promise to the lord to have Catholic Mass at the first land they spotted.

    Columbus went on to Spain knowing that the citizens of Porto Santos might be a little irritated that Chris had another, previous wife back home in Spain.

    Portuguese don’t think much of Chris.

    They do credit his wife with a very popular invention.

    She was the inventor of

    “take me to AMERICA”

    one of the most popular w(h)ines of the Portuguese islands.

  26. Because dude's obsessed says:

  27. Because says:

    Watsup with the moderation?

  28. Because says:

    Repeat after me. Gus is a mooching bum sucking microwaved pot pies and sterno in a garage wearing skidmarked skivvies.

  29. swamprat says:

    Is it fascist to ban 15,000 commenters and crush every opposing view?
    #askingforafriend

  30. kbdabear says:

    Block,fap,mute,fap,rinse,fap,repeat fapping ….