Browse 10,000 Single Asian Women’s Profiles on Little Green Footballs

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Charles is a huge *ahem* fan of  The Walking Dead, no doubt, no question, as he seems to be engrossed with graphic violence these days. In that four minute clip he linked to, there is incarceration, implied torture, and a beheading, gentle reader.

Charles  Johnson is a 60+ year old with a magical jazzy pony tail who reads “Graphic Novels.” Most sentients refer to them as comic books, because that’s exactly what they are.

I’ll admit to reading “The Watchmen” decades ago out of curiosity, but it appeared to be a comic book series for 18 year old boys who had lost interest in Dungeons & Dragons and Atari games and had moved on. Charles Johnson is stuck in that mindset, and it’s reflected in his juvenile posts and tweets.

Charles, you’re a mess.


38 Comments on “Browse 10,000 Single Asian Women’s Profiles on Little Green Footballs”

  1. Bunk X says:

    “Things are getting real.” Charles Johnson commenting about a television series, 12 October 2014.

  2. windbag says:

    That show jumped the shark long ago. Maybe that’s why Jazzy McBikeshorts likes it? Kindred spirits.

  3. ISpeakJive says:

    But Chuck- doesn’t the Walking Dead sorta espouse an “Us vs. Them” worldview?? Oh noes!
    Is the show an allegory? Are the zombies……..Republicans??

  4. Octopus says:

    If it disagrees with experiment it is wrong. In that simple statement is the key to
    science. It does not make any difference how beautiful your guess is. It does not make
    any difference how smart you are, who made the guess, or what his name is – if it
    disagrees with experiment it is wrong. That is all there is to it.

    –Richard Feynman

    Consider this statement, in contrast with the incredible failure across the board of every AGW theory prediction (or Climate Change, or Whatever They’re Calling It This Week). No warming in 18 years. Increases in polar ice, and polar bears, for that matter.

    • Because says:

      Then Team AGW has the chutzpah to argue that Feynman is wrong, and they’re right. Because Science. Yes, I’ve seen it happen on the ninnynet.

  5. Bunk X says:

    Ran across this guy by accident. He’s a fat white cajun boy with a Sam Kineson type spiel playing to a diverse audience. He almost lost me with Part 1, but it gets better. (NSFK, NSFW)
    Part 1:

    Part 2:

  6. Bunk X says:

    I see that Charles is in doxxing support mode.

    • kbdabear says:

      ISIS has threatened to kidnap and behead Twitter execs and employees, resulting in serious security measures being taken.

      They’re going to waste time with the complaints of a drama queen who cries that he can’t set the rules in other peoples sandboxes?

  7. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is acting like he won the lottery.

    If only he had made that tweet throb, his retweets would have been at least double what they are now. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      The hilarious part is that you just know Chunky read that statement somewhere and tweeted it as if he thought it up himself.

      The really hilarious part is that Chunky and apparently 10,000 Twitter imbeciles don’t know the difference between mutation and evolution. 😆

    • trebob says:

      And this is the pathetic state of Charles Johnson. Being read by 10,000 people is a meaningful milestone in his life even though it is a miniscule percentage of twitter users and of the number of people in the U.S.

      Charles, you are irrelevant this retweet orgasm you have going proves it.

    • Pakimon says:

      Speaking of irrelevance, let’s do a little compare and contrast:

      Charles Johnson (@green_footballs) – 65.1k tweets 11.3k followers

      A Big Ass Dracula (@dogboner) – 40.9k tweets 50.1k followers

      Woe is Chunky indeed… 😆

    • kbdabear says:

      10K retweets? I’ll bet Al Jarreau is sorry he didn’t invite Fatass to play on the GD tribute album now!

      Jerry Rice once said of touchdown celebrations; “act like you’ve been in the end zone lots of times before”

      Bike Boy fell on a fumble in the end zone and he’s twerking like he caught the game winner in OT to win the Super Bowl

      So Jazzy, what’s the RT rate on all your other trollings

  8. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile, Gus is still AWOL.

    Maybe his landlord really did run over his Obamaphone with a lawnmower or tossed it into a pool, 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      or Chunky is so excited about 10k retweets and his ongoing battle with Chuck, he tossed his Gus puppet back into the sock drawer. 😆

      • Because says:

        Or Virgin Mobile doesn’t offer 2G in Denver any more, and he has to scrape together $15 for a 3G phone.

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    Rape culture for profit, yo.

  10. JimboXL says:

    Amazing that progs who believe they themselves, Dims, and libs evolved from lazy green bubbling scum in a crater aren’t concerned about a virus changing. They go on and on about how they themselves were spawned from the galactic eqivalent of sewer sludge, how they evolved from the lowest possible life forms the universe cared to fling together haphazardly ultimately giving rise to today’s Dim, a big galactic joke played on all of us.

    Millions of years of evolution for a CDT Director who essentially says blocking the spread from the point of origin will only make Ebola spread and then a President who sends thousands of troops to a hot zone.

  11. Octopus says:

    Are we going to be the butcher or the cattle? That is the question. Asked and answered, last night.

    I thought the season premiere of “Walking Dead” was pretty kickass. It hurts me that Fatass is also watching, but I’m not going to adjust my sick viewing habits around the likes and dislikes of a morbidly-obese recluse who smells like rancid cheese and pee.

  12. swamprat says:

    Airborne is not an issue. Mosquito borne and we have problem.

  13. swamprat says:

    Last Month Was the Hottest September Since They Started Keeping Records

    Yeah? Wake me up if Amsterdam has problems.

  14. kbdabear says:

    Block, fap, mute, fap, report, fap fap, rinse once a month, repeat fapping

  15. ISpeakJive says:

    Nina Pham is all over the news. The pic with her dog is on Drudge. The whole country is rooting for them to come out of this O.K.

    Chunky and his sad, tattered, self-rightous army of flying twitter monkeys can just go F*** themselves.

  16. Pakimon says:

    It’s back to Greenwald! I guess Chunkles Twitter crusade against Chuck C. was getting a little stale.

    Now what was the challenge that has The Chunkster honking and bleating?

    Greenwald has devised a challenge for people that tell him they don’t worry about their privacy because they have nothing to hide: He asks them to send him all their email passwords and allow him to look through and publish anything he finds interesting. “After all, if you’re not a bad person, if you’re doing nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide,” Greenwald quipped. “Not a single person has taken me up on that offer.”

    Chunky is just irritated because he didn’t think of the challenge first.

    What really has Chunky peevish is the fact that he couldn’t figure out a way to steal it and claim the challenge as his own. 😆

  17. Pakimon says:

    Bakersfield? Who cares about Bakersfield?!

    Menacing clowns continue to creep out Bakersfield over the weekend

    Why hasn’t the LA Times broken the story about the rotund, ponytailed clown creeping out Culver City and Twitter?!

    What about the gimpy legged, unemployed, garage dwelling clown creeping out Denver and Twitter?!

    I demand answers!

    On second thought, those two creepy clowns aren’t menacing. They’re just imbeciles.

    The only thing they “menace” is sentience.

    Not very “headline worthy”… 😆

  18. Because onesies says:

  19. ISpeakJive says:

    Twelve out of thirteen tweets about Chuck C. getting suspended. Then he shrugs his shoulder coyly and says “Who me?” “I didn’t do it.” “Like I have any special influence with Twitter?”

    At least have the balls to own it, jerkwad.