Wolves with Wings?

Charles is tweeting out about wolves with wings.

What is this shut in loser talking about?


38 Comments on “Wolves with Wings?”

  1. Octopus says:

    Back when Icarus was still flying high, he met some other winged creatures. The Unicorn Messiah, who was looking for a home in which to roost. Some flying pigs, on their way to Mecca. These wolfbirds, adapted to hunting the flying pig, and other airborne snacks.

  2. Minnow says:

    So edgy. Soooooo hip.

    And, with more chins than China Town.


  3. Kurt's pecking order of winged creatures says:

    what the Hell do wolves with wings run from?


    and world of warcraft demons, of course

  4. Juan Epstein says:

    It’s all he has.

    It’s not like he can reference his degree in virology.


    • Minnow says:

      Yo…. but, of course, he has his degrees in Mechanical Engineering, Neorology and Sociology/Psychology…

      Oh wait.


      (Oh Barry, you are such a fun chew toy!!!!)

    • Because says:

      Don’t you have to be virile to get one of those?

      • livefreeor die says:

        Well, clearly he’s too virile for ANY woman.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Let me clarify that-any flesh and blood woman who is breathing.

      • Octopus says:

        …but not for Gus.

      • Octopus says:

        Gus is a woman now. Thanks, Live Free. Wish him luck!

      • livefreeor die says:

        That would require one of them purchasing a bus ticket for Gus to get to CA.

        Bwahahahahaha! Like that would happen.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Good luck, Gus.
        Thanks to Obamacare, we all shared in paying for this wonderful use of our tax dollars.

      • Octopus says:

        I hope it didn’t hurt too bad, brother. You can probably get some healer-advice from Furious Burka, who endured a similar procedure, under decidedly less sanitary conditions with a rusty butcher’s knife in the shady portion of the Palestinian Bazaar. But that’s a whole other story, for another time. Take care of yourself, St. Hammock.

  5. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 1h1 hour ago

    Good grief. Between @gatewaypundit and @ChuckCJohnson, the amount of sheer lying on right wing blogs is starting to warp the fabric of space


    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs Entire right wing now losing their shit over a workplace murder in Oklahoma.

  6. livefreeor die says:

    Yeah, how dare we lie and claim there is crappy security at the border, Obama’s administration failed to take Ebola and ISIS seriously, and students hate the new school food guidelines. Next we’ll be claiming that Jimmy Carter said Obama’s foreign policy sucks and the American ambassador to Libya was killed.

  7. swamprat says:

    CHARLES J. Johnson….
    Plays on appx. 30 records, 3 of which go gold , tours extensively with world class Jazz acts.
    Founds Software Company
    Founds major internet Media site.
    Debunks Major News Story
    Experience major shift in views, and renounces former views.
    Founds LGF (the site)
    Handcrafts a site so that it’s right.
    Continues to fight for what is right.

    also, ahem

    Stalker of Pam Geller.
    Former Conservative.
    Made Rush Limbaugh an “Honorary Lizard”.
    Lied about Twitter Gulag after bragging about it.
    Lied about “St Pancake” after claiming to have coined the phrase.
    Waited until just after the election to like Obama.
    Waited until after the lucrative sale of HuffPo to become Progressive.
    Does not stand up for former friends who have erred.
    A true friend of Israel (just ask his commenter “Aunty Entity”)
    Stalker of Jim Hoft.
    But he certainly has LOTS of former friends, I have to give him that.

    • Octopus says:

      Well-stated, Swamprat. I am happy to see the pivotal incident where he was kindly, laughingly rejected by Pamela O’Killinmehaere, right at the crossroads of his Moronic Conversion.

  8. Because says:

    Eventually, this is what’s going to start happening to Chunk’s ‘dew’ bottles.


  9. Because says:

    Wolves with wings? Wingy Dingy?

    It all comes back to monkeys and penis penis penis lol.

    • Octopus says:

      Ugh! I forgot about those flying monkeys. Those cursed critters of the smoky dusk. How I do despise those furry confirmed-bachelors! 😡

    • Pakimon says:

      That reminds me of this clip.

      It may not have wings but it sure looks awfully familiar… 😆

  10. livefreeor die says:

    I see Gus was ranting about Reagan today.
    Yeah, life sure sucked then. It’s so much better now that we have all these weird diseases in the US and a group of Islamic extremists calling for beheadings in our own streets.

    • Because says:

      And a ‘recovered’ economy with lots of dividends on stocks, but no jobs. Not that Guus would care about jobs…

  11. Minnow says:

    Barry – I think you should check the freshness date on your half-and-half. And then, I think you should carefully place a granny-plastic on your precious pony-tail and then grab your grocery cart and head to Safeway.

  12. swamprat says:

    charles is blogsplaing how to get rid of stalkerz. You simply ban 15,000 of them and then you don’t have to deal with all those contrary facts and opinions.

    It’s all so very Stalinesque, you see.

  13. swamprat says:

    this just in

    Police in St. Louis have shot a man carrying a sandwich, possibly a swiss and wesson. It is not known if the sandwich was “loaded”. Prosecutors are blaming the sandwich which they plan to indict.

    reportedly an “off duty policeman” doing “pedestrian checks”

    Man, I hope this is bogus.

  14. Dudebro says:

    Chuckles ripped this off of here: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/08/us/your-evening-briefing.html?_r=0

    And while viruses are known for mutating, he says, Ebola itself is very unlikely to change so much that it could go from being fluid-borne to airborne.

    “That’s just fear,” Mr. Zimmer says.

    “That’s like saying you’re afraid of wolves, and you’re really worried that one day wolves are going to be born with wings and they’re going to fly around and attack people, and that they’ll be able to fly from Montana to New York.

    “That’s just not a realistic worry. Evolution doesn’t work that way.”

    • swamprat says:

      Yeah, that would be like flying mice or swimming dogs….

      Believe in evolution unless it contradicts politics

      That was tried, comrade; it set a country back 50 years.

      • Dudebro says:

        What chuckles quoted was written by the NYT science writer.
        A journalist and Obama are what chuckles believes in.

        Here’s what an actual scientist, who is the director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy, wrote last month in the NYT

        The second possibility is one that virologists are loath to discuss openly but are definitely considering in private: that an Ebola virus could mutate to become transmissible through the air. You can now get Ebola only through direct contact with bodily fluids. But viruses like Ebola are notoriously sloppy in replicating, meaning the virus entering one person may be genetically different from the virus entering the next. The current Ebola virus’s hyper-evolution is unprecedented; there has been more human-to-human transmission in the past four months than most likely occurred in the last 500 to 1,000 years. Each new infection represents trillions of throws of the genetic dice.

        In 2012, a team of Canadian researchers proved that Ebola Zaire, the same virus that is causing the West Africa outbreak, could be transmitted by the respiratory route from pigs to monkeys, both of whose lungs are very similar to those of humans.

      • dwells38 says:

        totally a lie. ebola is caused by global warming. get yer facts straight.

  15. Pakimon says:

    Well, Reagan had an astonishing talent for forcing lazy, garage-dwelling mooches to get jobs so they could pay there own way instead of sponging off of productive members of society.

  16. Pakimon says:

    I’ll let you in on another little secret.

    Nobody cares. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      quite the revelation. but does he support Obungle???

    • Because says:

      Oh, c’mon. The Reagan years were the last big hobo era. The media was telling us constantly about the homeless problem, which vanished when Clinton was elected. Those were good times, Guus. Remember when you could pitch your tarp in hobo town in any city? Boone’s Farm and sterno flowed like a river.