Charles has been fear free 7 years!

Charles tweeted out today they he has no longer has any fear in life!

If Charles kicked the fear habit 7 years ago, then all his posts and tweets in that time period were just hysteria. But we already new he was exaggerating and making things up.


207 Comments on “Charles has been fear free 7 years!”

  1. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Free like this?

  2. Octopus says:

    Chunky McDumbth is such an awful waste of skin and oxygen. :lol;

  3. Voltaire's Crack says:

    An example of a true hero for Chuck.

    • Octopus says:

      As a straight man, it was weird watching that all the way through. Those eyes…slightly crossed, so befuddled, and yet they see through the raunchy, ranch-y politics to the truth. Hoss, we never knew ye. 😦

      • Voltaire's Crack says:

        Still waters run deep. Indeed, Hoss was a man for all ages. Intellectual, poet, dedicated naturalist and sometime grizzly ‘rassler. A polymath who, when not clearing brush, was known to mentally work out the ever-changing Frechet distances between himself as he was circling the Ponderosa and Little Joe, returning home from Carson City.

        It was also said that Whitaker and Hartleb based over half of the endgames annotated in their opus “365 Ausgewählte Endspiele” on carvings Hoss etched into the bark of a field of poplars not far from the southernmost edge of Lake Tahoe.

        The Cartwright’s loss is the world’s loss.

      • Octopus says:

        Man! I was backin’ the wrong Hoss, all along. Now I’m all verklempt. Excuse me, while I go watch some stupid show.

  4. Abu says:

    Charles never had core values. He was OUTRAGED!!1!1! about things on which he’s done a 180 degree pivot. Shallow? Indeed. Soulless? Likely, but if yes it would be tiny and for sale to the highest bidder. Thankfully he can’t report and block me here. Thanks, DoD.
    (insert mohummad type-thingies from LGF back-in-the-day)
    (((( : > D }}} $$$$$$

  5. JimboXL says:

    Aren’t they always hyperventilating about right winguurs dragging the country backwards by way of tweets by harmless old white men? Yet not when U.S. children are being infected and paralyzed by the Honduran Obama flu that was ushered in by Obama (not right winguurs) flooding schools with thousands of illegal children.

    Then on top of it all President Ebola and the Ebola administration, not right winguurs let a fatal virus that is decimating Africa into our country, like we’ll fair much better if you read about the stupidity surrounding the handling of patient 0.

  6. Because says:

    *** ahem climate change eleventy!!!!!11 ahem ***

  7. Because says:

    “They’re paranoia junkies…”

    TEH KOCHTOPUS!!!!!11 ONOSESES!!!!1111

  8. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Lizard anthem (go Gus!)

  9. Because says:


  10. kbdabear says:

    For all of Bike Boy’s “I love science sexually” narrative, does anyone think he could pass a basic science quiz? Many of those WEENGNUTZ actually work in fields that require scientific aptitude and application. Chuckles calls himself an expert because he reads Science Magazine. By that token, I’m a football coach because I read Sports Illustrated

  11. kbdabear says:

    Fatass has to be the last person left who still believes and trusts the CDC 100 percent

    Even the MSM is calling bullshit to the CDC spokesholes to their faces

  12. kbdabear says:

    Translation; “People who know what the fuck they’re talking about are calling bullshit on me!”

  13. JimboXL says:

    The Centers for Disease Transmission sure did a lot to control the spread of the Obama Honduran Flu currently debilitating US children. It’s a political arm now, so it’s completely useless and will read the talking points a mean-faced clipped haired woman from the Ebola adminstration hands their lead flunkie before a press conference.

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      And nobody is even mentioning Chikungunya. Just cancelled a trip to the Caribbean due to the warnings. Cases are unfortunately beginning to be reported in the US, although it doesn’t get the coverage of the others.

      • Daedalus says:

        It’s in Florida, the mosquitoes get on people’s yacht or cargo ships. There’s not much anything can be done. Mosquitoes, can come into Florida from many ways.

  14. KGB says:

    He didn’t kick anything “cold turkey”. Losing his sanity was a three year process.

    “Oh I’ll be a good boy
    Please make me well
    I promise you anything
    Get me out of this hell

    Cold turkey has got me on the run
    Oh, oh, oh, oh”

  15. KGB says:

    Oh, and while we’re postings songs about monkeys, here’s one by the overrated, anti-Semites The Pixies. This is a good one, though.

    I would also post “Shock The Monkey” but, as former music critic Mark Prindle said, “Remember that part that goes “Monkay-eeeee!”? Monkeys invented AIDS because they hated that part so much.”

  16. Minnow says:

    The only thing he knows about cold turkey is in the deli case down at Safeway.

  17. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Monkey Wash Donkey Rinse

  18. Just poop says:

    Charles kicked the fear monkey?

    every day he’s a walking freak out show over the dominionists, the anti science deniers, the tea party, the raaaaaaaaaaaaaacists, the Nazis, the stalkers, the mean e-mailers, the wingnuts, the bloggers that disagree with him

    I’m not sure there is anybody on earth more in fear than this fat pussy

  19. Dudebro says:

    What was chuckles’ excuse for kicking the Barrett Brown habit? A middle aged idiot so simple that he can be ‘tricked’ & ‘misled’ by anybody.

    • Octopus says:

      “Took a lot of drugs, back in the day. Those colored jazz fellows were a hip bunch, with the weed and the syncopation. Oh, how we grooved. Some of them weren’t too receptivist towards the surf guitar sound, but we all found our inner-grooves on the Dukey-Stick Ban-Stick Donkey-Dick Trip.”

  20. Pakimon says:

    You don’t kick the fear monkey, you shock it!

    And whatever you do, don’t spank it! Not even with a cold turkey. 😆

  21. mfhorn says:

    How can Chuckles claim to be ‘fear free’ when 90% of what he posts/tweets is fear over the eeeeevil raaaaacist right wingers who hate Obama because he’s black, who want to see little brown & black children starving to death on the streets, and who want to stop minorities from voting?

  22. Pakimon says:

    I think the reality of the upcoming political blood bath facing the donks next month is finally penetrating that Cheetos clogged brain of The Chunkster and he’s getting nervous and peevish.

    Pakimog say if you really want help cavemen, when staying at home this November post pictures of boobies on interweb! 😆

  23. Pakimon says:

    I thought Chunky kicked the fear monkey off his back with a cold turkey or somethin’.

    I guess not. 😆

  24. Pakimon says:


    I’d bet it went under Chunky’s bed as well. I’m sure the nazis and creationists already camping out under there would make room. 😆

  25. Pakimon says:

    Fear Monkey.

    Now that would make a great Twitter “handle”. 😆

  26. Pakimon says:


    Fun with dumpster diving. Except that part when I dropped my Virgin Mobile Obamaphone in between the dirty diapers and that pile of rotting Banquet chicken pot pies.

    • Arachne says:

      Does Gus want us to believe he owns an automobile? How do you pay for insurance with no job? Do you drive your car without insurance? Do you drive DUI without insurance Gus? I bet you do. See you on Judge Judy.

  27. OLT's With A Cold Turkey, At The Donkey Show says:

  28. OLT's With A Cold Turkey, At The Donkey Show says:

    Fear monkeys in the Islamic world:

  29. OLT's With A Cold Turkey, At The Donkey Show says:

    Another fear monkey. Please remove your hats for a moment of silence.

  30. OLT's With A Cold Turkey, At The Donkey Show says:

    Every time Stalker Charles tweets, a fear monkey goes to the Donkey Show.

  31. OLT's Fear Monkey Fan Club says:

    Thank you for your support.

  32. Because says:

    Next: Chuckles spanks the “rape culture” fear monkey.

  33. Arachne says:

    It would be interesting to see if Chuck was so blase about H1N1. Or SARS?

  34. Arachne says:

    Well, isn’t this interesting (from CBN News):

    “Anthony Banbury, chief of the United Nations Ebola mission, admits that the international community has been “a bit late” to respond to the epidemic.

    There are also worries Ebola could become airborne and spread in the U.S. and around the world through travel and other means.

    “The longer it moves around in human hosts in the virulent melting pot that is West Africa, the more chances increase that it could mutate,” Banbury told the Telegraph. “It is a nightmare scenario [that it could become airborne], and unlikely, but it can’t be ruled out.”

    No, Chuck, nothing to worry about. Nothing to see here. Oh, and an NBC news reporter has tested positive in Liberia. He’s being flown HERE instead of bringing the treatment THERE. Let’s see if everyone walking with him is wearing a breathing mask, which is protection from airborne or aerosol transmission – you know, because we’re so SURE it isn’t transmitted that way.

    • trebob says:

      Charles is being deiberately stupid and playing his little game with semantics so he can look (feel) smart to the sycophantic shut-ins in the swamp.

      Let’s listen to someone who actually uses their brains and isn’t a coprpulant recluse avoiding all human contact.

      From the Journal of Applied Microbiology:

      Here’s the nut of the paper (IMHO):

      Conclusions: Our study has shown that Lake Victoria marburgvirus (MARV)
      and Zaire ebolavirus (ZEBOV) can survive for long periods in different liquid
      media and can also be recovered from plastic and glass surfaces at low temperatures
      for over 3 weeks. The decay rates of ZEBOV and Reston ebolavirus
      (REBOV) plus MARV within a dynamic aerosol were calculated. ZEBOV and
      MARV had similar decay rates, whilst REBOV showed significantly better
      survival within an aerosol.

      Charles is too full of hate to try and be objective. If Chuck C. Johnson says it, then Charles F. Johnson, without research or knowledge, will say it’s not true. (yet he calls other’s reactions “Knee Jerk”). The general public doesn’t care if you have an actual airborne virus that can survive in plain air or if you have a virus inside an aerosol particulate that is respirated, it can travel from you to me through the air space (regardless of medium) and infect me. Or it can land on certain materials and linger for weeks. Other studies have shown how little of the filovirus you actually need to come in contact with to become infected.

      Do you reckon Mr. Duncan (the infected fellow in Dallas) might have coughed/sneezed in the kitchen? Were the cabinets open? Any glassware inside those cabinets? Do people drink out of that glassware?

      Charles will continue to double and triple down on his stupid though. After all, this is the imbcile who said Weiner’s wiener picture could have been him and STILL doesn’t recognize his Breitbart laptop is actually a menu board.

      And you nailed it Arachne, how does the cameraman contract the virus, particuarly when they are trying NOT to contract it?

    • trebob says:

      If you’re interested, here’s a study on aerosol infection of filoviruses:

      Johnson, E., Jaax, N., White, J., Jahrling, P., 1995. Lethal experimental
      infection of rhesus monkeys by aerosolized Ebola virus. Int. J.
      Exp. Pathol. 76, 227–236.

  35. Because says:

    Speaking of spanking the fear monkey, remember when the yammering class was yammering that if we didn’t pass TARP the sky would fall?

    Charles 2011-06-14 13:43:20

    re: #177 Rightwingconspirator

    Fortunately I found fact check and wired to help me make my point. I agree in full a chapter 7 shutdown of GM and Chrysler would have been a disaster. You might agree with me both sides have been overstating or cherry picking to help their points. Like GM paying the loans with unspent TARP money. That’s (to me at least) kinda revealing. I’m not saying Romney was right. I am saying it’s not wise to get too excited about the loan payoff given how that came about. GM stock has a long way to go before the peoples investment in that stock would break even.

    True, the stock is devalued.But it would have been worth exactly zero if the companies had been allowed to go under.

    • Arachne says:

      BTW – do I have this right? The CDC has left the family the Dallas Ebola case was staying with in their apartment with the bed linens, clothing, etc. of the victim? They have NOT removed them to a quarantine location to monitor them?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        It got cleaned yesterday, apparently. Seven days later. The woman that lives there had bagged up his towels but didn’t know what to do with them, but his sheets were still on the bed. They had flipped the mattress over up against the wall. Gahhh!

      • Because says:

        1. Strip everybody in the building naked.
        2. March them into a decon van and hose them down with chlorine solution.
        3. Send them to quarantine.
        4. Fumigate the building with cyanide.
        5. Burn it down.
        6. Nuke the ashes with an extreme gamma source.
        7. Ship it all to Harry Reid’s state for burial.


  36. Because racist says:

    Isn’t talking about monkeys racist?

  37. Because says:

  38. Because says:

  39. Because says:

    Nothing to fear:

  40. Because says:

    Did somebody say ‘fear monkey’?

  41. Arachne says:

    The Hawk’s take on today’s unemployment figures:

  42. Octopus says:

    Except, they did. Do the clean-up with no protection, and a power-washer. Brilliant.

    Btw, all of these people on Twitchy are viciously insane racists:

    Just wait until Chunky hears about “Ebola Black Vomit.” Oh, he’ll be outrage-porned!

    • Because says:

      If somebody spills dihydrogen monoxide, watch Chunky shit bricks and demand moon suits.

    • Arachne says:

      Maybe you should check around the internet and see what some actual medical professionals are saying about this, dumbass. They were appalled. BTW, kids were playing in the vicinity of that hosedown.

      Also check Red Cross worker delivering supplies to the families. No protection. This is starting to become the equivalent of “no, it’s not terrorism, it’s ‘work place violence.'” If we pretend there’s no real hazard people will believe us.

    • ISpeakJive says:



  43. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Rabid tweets about this today?

    REVEALED: Democratic Congresswoman Sent Letter Praising Holocaust Denier

    Democratic Ohio Rep. Marcy Kaptur sent and signed a letter expressing admiration for infamous Holocaust denier David Cole’s documentary doubting the use of gas chambers at Auschwitz.

    The letter, flagged by citizen Kenneth Ceron and provided to The Daily Caller, showed that Kaptur wrote to Oregon-based Holocaust denier Gregg Klemmer on official congressional stationery on Jan. 16, 1995 thanking Klemmer for sending her and other congressmen a copy of David Cole’s 1992 documentary “David Cole Interviews Dr. Franciszek Piper: A Jewish Researcher’s Honest Look at WWII and Auschwitz.”

    “Dear Mr. Clemmer: Thank you for sending me a copy of David Cole’s video,” Kaptur wrote. “Mr. Cole has obviously invested a great deal in researching his subject and I admire his tenacious curiosity. Again, I thank you for sharing this documentary with myself and other Members of Congress.”

  44. Because mouse-ka-mania says:

    Who knew obese recluse failbloggers were such experts in virology?

  45. Because says:

    Guus. Not original.

    • OLT's Really? Have You Read The Book? says:

      Matthew 22: …20 And He said to them, “Whose likeness and inscription is this?” 21 They said to Him, “Caesar’s.” Then He said to them, “Then render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s; and to God the things that are God’s.” 22 And hearing this, they were amazed, and leaving Him, they went away.

  46. rightymouse says:

    She tweeted a pic of her boner encased in tighty-whities?? O_o

    • trebob says:

      Didn’t Charles totally approve and even participate in the “Weiner Defense”?

    • Octopus says:

      Dear Fatass was still proclaiming Weiner’s innocence moments before the whole thing blew sky-high. 😆 #fireworksfactoryfire

      His petulant poop after Weiner confessed? More lulz!

      Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs kept arguing that Weinergate was fabricated by Andrew Breitbart as late as last Friday. In the final minutes before Weiner’s press conference he wrote in response to readers demanding that he apologize for implicating Breitbart: “Not a freaking chance. If Weiner admits to sending the pictures in question, I’ll be surprised and disappointed, but I’m never going to apologize.” An accurate prediction. Afterwards he wrote, “Here’s my offer to the wingnut blogs and to Andrew Breitbart: I’ll be happy to apologize to the Fraud King, just as soon as he apologizes to Shirley Sherrod, Planned Parenthood, and ACORN, for smearing them with dishonestly edited videos. Which I don’t expect to ever happen.”

      • Because says:

        Charles 2011-05-30 12:01:53

        The wingnut blogs are frothing like rabid dogs over this story, utterly refusing to believe it’s a fraud.At some point they’re just going to get so full of rage they’ll explode.Jim Hoft is especially disgusting and stupid, as usual:Gennette Was Not Alone� Weiner�s Twitter Friends Include Pages of Young Lucious [sic] Fans | The Gateway Pundit

      • Because says:

        Charles 2011-05-30 13:50:43

        This whole penis story is so stupid on so many levels, it’s giving me a headache.It would be a trivial matter to produce a screenshot that didn’t need to be photoshopped at all, and appeared to be from “RepWeiner”. You can edit the HTML code for the page with Safari’s (or Chrome’s) web inspector, and it would be totally indistinguishable from a screenshot of a real page.

      • Because black helicopters says:

        Charles 2011-06-01 17:13:52

        re: #50 Alexzander

        Those are good points in-favour of some kind of conspiracy I agree. I still find the balance of evidence to tip in the other direction.

        There’s absolutely no evidence that Weiner sent the photo himself, and a very compelling argument that the yfrog MMS feature was exploited to do it.

      • Because black helicopters says:

        Charles 2011-06-05 16:18:23

        P.S. I still don’t think Weiner did it.

      • Because black helicopters says:

        Charles 2011-06-06 08:29:04

        Yes, if the tweet came from Tweetdeck, that does eliminate the yfrog email hack as a possible method.Still doesn’t prove Weiner actually sent it, though — Tweetdeck is a free app with millions of users.

      • Because well, well, well... says:

        Charles 2011-06-06 18:04:05

        I’m pissed off at Anthony Weiner. He lied, and got a lot of people to defend him, when he knew he was not telling the truth.But what he did today took a lot of guts.

  47. Octopus says:

    Is there room under the bus for Valerie’s butt?

    (because you can’t blame the Unicorn Messiah, no matter what)

  48. Octopus says:

    Not yet, but the bus is revvin’ in the driveway. 😯

  49. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    • Arachne says:

      You’re a little late to the party, pal. None of us ever gave a shit.

      • Because says:

        This is serious rape culture stuff to the feminazi crowd. Serious. Rape. Culture.

      • Octopus says:

        Actually, there is an amusing political-correctness angle to the gametroversy, I was reading about at Ace’s the other day. I don’t play the games, and I don’t care if the young nerds are punching their monitors in rage-fits, but it’s semi-interesting to see politics poking its nose into yet another cubbyhole. Dudebros fighting back! 😡 #libertarianpoisoneverywhere

  50. Octopus says:

    He’s doubling-down, again. Excellent! 😈

  51. kbdabear says:

    Give this guy a free lifetime membership to DoD

    • Because says:

      Uptinkles. Or something like that. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky should tell this guy to “piss off!”

        “I’ve got bottles of piss all over my house, more smarter than you!”

      • Because rule # 38 says:

        If somebody tells you he’s smart, you can bank on him being as dumb as a tipper-over island. If somebody tells you he’s a MENSA, you can take to the bank that he’s a con artist.

  52. Octopus says:

    “People shouldn’t be so scared about this virus from Africa. He only has two more years of his presidency.” — Steve Howey

    Bwahahahahah! This guy gets the free lifetime membership, AND a free pass to the Donkey Show (excluding Saturday nights). 😆

  53. Octopus says:

    Saw that Chunky had retweeted her, earlier, as she attacked Hoft’s vomit story. It’s fun, that Chunky gets his cues from this dim-bulb libturd now. 😆

    He used to hatehateHATE Wonkette, back in the Misled Daze.

    The left is getting more insane and more ugly by the hour. Here’s another way-over-the-line post by ‘Pareene’ at the worthless Wonkette site: Rudy Reveals Secret War! – Wonkette.

    In a stunning rocket, Rudy Jew-liani basically admitted that he doesn’t know anything at all about foreign policy — or maybe that he knows too much. In an interview with the Jew York Times, Rudy inavertendly [sic] revealed that the US has been fighting an entire extra war these last few years that only he knows about.

    Casual offhanded antisemitism—how edgy!

    • KGB says:

      It’s amazing how the left was getting more and more crazy right up until the very moment the right suddenly started to become more and more crazy, a state of affairs that has lasted more than 5 years now. At this point how is it possible for the right to get even more crazy? Surely they passed peak batshitness some time ago, no?

  54. Octopus says:

    I want to thank Dear Fatass for providing the much-needed comic relief, on this dark day in baseball history. Thanks, Chunky!

    Also thanks to our own chunky reliever, for being so awesomely bad.

    • KGB says:

      Charles lives by Jabba Rules. An example of which would be “no enchiladas before the day’s first bowel movement.”

  55. Octopus says:

    What on Gaia were they cleaning up, then? Was Gus in the vicinity?

  56. Because says:


    • “Ever seen a commie drink a glass of water, Mandrake?”

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, they are not completely SURE how it is transmitted. Unlike AIDS, which is a immuno retrovirus that only lives in the blood-based fluids, there is no reason to believe that you cannot contract Ebola from the other common ways of contracting a virus – residue and aerosol particulate which does travel through the air.

      Shut up Fatass. Or else go to the house of the afflicted family and offer to shake their hands and/or give them a hug.

  57. Juan Epstein says:


    Stop with imgur lingo.

    You’re 61.

    You’re not hip and edgy.


  58. Octopus says:

    At least Chunky is fear-free, tho.

  59. Because that must be some good muscatel, Guus says:

  60. Arachne says:

    How is that the fine folks at Vox have not beaten down Chuckie’s door begging him to work for them? I mean, his brand of idiocy and ignorance would fit right in. And since they are ALWAYS getting a thread at Twitchy, his other goal of internet fame would probably be reached in NO time.

    • kbdabear says:

      A few theories on why he isn’t relevant to the progs any more than he is with the Right;

      They took one look at his “Why I Left the Right” essay and discerned that he’s a piss poor writer. His work is basically trolling without any kind of analysis, even bad analysis.

      He’s little more than a Twitter troll now, the Progs have Twitter trolls in great abundance

      Annnnd….. he probably retained his habit of stealing the content of other blogs without attribution other than the occasional “h/t” at the bottom with no link. The Left doesn’t like getting their work ripped off any more than the Right did.

      In summary, if you read the Progs most of them do have some composition, analysis, and grammar skill sets, so they’ve no doubt pegged Chuckie as a dim bulb

  61. kbdabear says:

    When Fatass wants to release his inner racist, he smears Dr Ben Carson

    When he wants to release his inner dislike of Hispanics, he tweets the link to the Rodan audio

    When he wants to release his inner anti-Semitism, he smears Israel or Pammy

    Inner misogynist? Mock Sarah Palin or find some bras to snap

    So here’s Chunky Cheetohs releasing his inner homophobe

  62. Al-Cheezeera says:

    Chunky no longer has fear.

    However, he is still very afraid of….


  63. Because says:

  64. Minnow says:

    Barry, I am interested to see if you would name your five best friends. Okay, first names only is okay.

    Please take your time.

    What’s that? I am an asshole!?


    • Octopus says:

      “Gus, Furious, FemNaziBitch, Randall Gross, Lawhawk.”

      • Because says:

        And the inflatable fruit-and-water chick. What was her name? Polly Vinylchloride?

      • Octopus says:

        So, a batshit-crazy moonbat goes into a sex pervs emporium, looking for a new blow-up doll.
        Guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”
        Lewd-Freak says, “Female.”
        Counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
        Lewdy says, “White.”
        Counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
        Lewd-Wigged-Out says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
        Counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up.”

        Lewdy says, “Don’t you have any nice Jewish ones?”
        Counter guy says, “Joke’s over. Get out of my store, freak.”

      • Octopus says:


      • KGB says:

        Bubbles? That sounds oddly like a Gus tweet. Or the answer on Jeopardy.

        “What can be seen in Charles Johnson’s bathtub on Mexican night?”

      • Kurt's big problem with your silly little list says:


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  66. JimboXL says:

    I’m trying to figure out why prog pigs and libs are defending Ebola like a pothead defends maurijauna. You don’t act like a moron and bring a disease to a country that has never had it and expect nothing bad to happen. You don’t bring in a virus that kills most of the time and expect normal people who have contact with at least 1 other human more than once every two years to not be concerned. Fiction writers wouldn’t even write a President and CDC who are so idiotic in their books, because even for fiction, they’d be unbelievable. They’d write them as having planned it for nefarious reasons.

    • Octopus says:

      I was thinking about this last night, Jimbo. It’s impossible to get a read on why the Lefturds must defend EVERY aspect of the Unicorn Messiah’s inept administration, until you accept that it’s religious dogma for them. All of it. And they’re terrified that if you pull one strand out of the hem of His raiment, the whole Mom-jeans-based ensemble will fall apart. Because it will.

    • Because says:

      Just get one talking about AIDS. If you have AIDS, you’re the guest of honor at the party.

  67. Pakimon says:

    They sure are, Gus! It’s terrible that they actually expect you to work instead of giving you handouts.

    They just don’t understand that work would cut into your valuable Twitter time!

    They’re monsters I tell you… MONSTERS! 😆

  68. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: My dumpster diving and panhandling expedition didn’t work out too well today and I’m running low on minutes on my Virgin Mobile Obamaphone.

    Damn those horrible right-wingers and their endless supply of minutes! Damn them all to Hell!

  69. Abu says:

    It’s 36 degrees at O’Hare Airport now and my buddies have cancelled golf on me. I told them they’ll need to man-up as the Global Warmening will only make it colder over time.

    • KGB says:

      About to board a flight to ORD on my way to Taiwan to retrieve Mrs. KGB and our 5 month old girl. Haven’t seen them since I flew home in May. Needless to say Daddy’s very excited. If only he wasn’t looking at 24 more hours in airports and coach seats.

  70. Octopus says:

    Go-o-o-o-od morning, Vietnam! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Awesomely funny piece about the racism. 😆

      I’m so fucking over the whole racism schtick. The boy has cried “wolf” once too often, for my taste (and patience). As the saying goes, “when everything is racist, nothing is racist.” Or something like that. Over it!

  71. Because spam says:

    Dam spam thang eating everything. Turn it off. We want bots.

  72. rightymouse says:

    New thread ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^