Alexa Doesn’t Lie About @Charles_Johnson’s #LGF Stats

Before we get into the meat of this post, there’s a reason for the odd title featuring Charles Johnson’s Twitter address and the hashtag. It’s for protection.

According to @Twitter rules, if you Tweet someone directly, using their address, and that person has previously blocked you, you run the risk of having your @Twitter account suspended. Johnson is a master at sending out his minions with instructions to “Block And Report.”

Oddly, Twitter’s TOS Rules seem to always go in Charles’ favor, which makes no sense as he’s one of the biggest harassers and abusers of the “Block and Report Function” on Twitter. This is not news.

140926 Charles Attacks Lannie Davis

So here’s the dodge. If you want to retweet this post, copy and post the full URL,  @Charles_Johnson will get the alert, as will his followers, and Twitter won’t ban you as you’re only quoting and linking to a website that you have no control over. Penis penis penis lol, ya’ll.


So Charles Johnson was crowing about traffic recently despite his rigged Twitter counter. Looky here:


[Source: Alexa]

Kinda obvious that Our Boy is stuck in stoopid, ya?


P.S. Some folks were wondering why @Gus_802 went quiet for a day.

GUS_802 28 SEP 14

A little birdy told us that there’s a third scenario that can’t be confirmed… yet.

177 Comments on “Alexa Doesn’t Lie About @Charles_Johnson’s #LGF Stats”

  1. Octopus says:

    How about that ballgame? Good luck, Royals!

    Also, Chunky is such a boob. Has big moobs, but he himself is a boob. And we love that about him. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      Lest I forget – Chris Hayes of AMessNBC tried to be a “beta” male and beclowned himself on Twitter after the game, much to the amusement of some REAL sports fans:

  2. Octopus says:

    LGF is really catching fire though, eh? I mean, look at him go. #150,000 with a bullet. 😆

  3. Minnow says:

    If Gus had to show up for Jury Duty…. I would think that we would have heard about this ad nauseum.

    I don’t buy it.

    I (personally) had heard that tomorrow is the day that Gus plans on jumping into either the lion pit, the tiger pit or the polar bear pit at the Denver Zoo.

    Any truth to that rumor?

  4. floydmerit says:

    given that charles has gone all-in with the “workplace violence” framing of the Islamist beheading in OK, is it not time for a memory hole round up, RE: Nidal Hassan/Ft. Hood?

  5. Bunk X says:

    At Little Green Footballs, beheadings by radical islamists are chuckle fodder.

    • Pakimon says:

      Behold the rage of the unemployed garage dweller and despair!!

      Take this you evil stalker you! 😆 😆

    • KGB says:

      You have to be a right cunt to think that cracking jokes about beheadings is the best way to convince people they have nothing whatsoever to do with your religion.

      Remind us again how many Christians, Buddhists, Wiccans, Hindus, Sikhs, atheists, etc. have carried out beheadings this year? But hey, it’s got nothing to do with Allah, Mohammad (piss be upon him), or any of your co-religionists. Keep telling yourself that, you twisted shitbag.

  6. Pakimon says:

    Showing up for jury duty is Gus-speak for having to go to court for vagrancy.

    Check out Gus’ Twitter timeline. Supposedly has jury duty yet is spending the entire night on Twitter.

    Maybe he’s trying to get his fix before possibly spending the next 15 to 30 days in the county jail. 😆

  7. Pakimon says:

    Chunken Little is warning about how the sky is falling… again! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Hmm.. wrong tweet came up. Oh well, it works anyway. 😀

      Chunken Little sure is diligent in warning the Twitterverse about the falling of the right-wing media sky. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        The Shit really can’t get any deeper than it’s been for the past 6 years, Dear Fatass. Don’t get your panties in a twist. Besides, nobody be paying any attention to your hysterical bleatings. Damn that Alexa! 😆

      • Just poop says:

        oh do tell Charles

        are the right wing finally joining the world is going to melt global warming brigades?

  8. Pakimon says:

    I prefer:

    Cromagnon – The Bog – Chunkles, the Bringer of Sex Ads and Malware 😆

  9. Octopus says:!

    Brother Michael is celebrating the “Wearin’ O’ The Tights” today! 🙂

    NTTAWWT, of course. I bet those boys used to have a blast, doing impromptu performances of Swan Lake for the neighborhood kids. Nowadays, Chunky’s XXL sweatpants serve as tights… 😯

  10. Octopus says:

    Secret Agent Ginger Fuzz to Mom: Mom, watch out for the CDC, they’re lying to you. I’ll be home in time for dinner.
    10 hours ago

    Secret Agent Ginger Fuzz, filing a report on the global pandemic! Don’t believe the scientists, what do they know? #subtweet
    10 hours ago

    Once again, a disastrous foray into “comedy.” Somewhere, under a furious burka, a small titter is heard. Nearly drowned out by crickets.

  11. Octopus says:

    Said the 400-lb recluse. 😆

    • Just oop says:

      says the man who pisses in mountain dew bottles, googles his name every 5 minutes, installs correlator tools, and stalks dozens of innocent Americans on twitter

      It’s the pol potbelly calling the kettle black

    • Because says:

      Who thinks beheading women is funny. #waronwomen

    • KGB says:

      He’s losing it. The man is seriously ill. How many times in the past 6 years has he belched out a blog post or tweet that opines on the batshit craziness of the right wing? It’s almost as if he’s hearing voices in his head.

    • PeteP says:

      If he had replaced “the right -wing” with “Charles Johnson” it would have been worth re-tweeting.

  12. Because says:

    Sir Chunksalot blew another opportunity:

  13. OLT's eBola, iBola says:

    Hey, Stalker Charles! You do understand that the core of the Vaxxer crazy (just like the Troofers) is part of the Left, dontcha?

    Yep, that’s your big tent Party. As in big exterminator tent.

  14. OLT's eBola, iBola says:

    Too bad it’s not iBola. That would be funnier than your Twitter counters.

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky Sez: “You know, I feel lighter today. There’s a good side to the weakening of Gaia’s gravity. I might just get dressed today, and amble down to the cheese store.”

  15. Just Poop says:

    “According to @Twitter rules, if you Tweet someone directly, using their address, and that person has previously blocked you, you run the risk of having your @Twitter account suspended ”

    so somebody remind me again why Charles Fuckarus Johnson hasn’t been suspended for tweeting to greenwald?

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  17. Octopus says:

    Song for the once mighty who have fallen on hard times…not naming any names, here. 😉

  18. Arachne says:

    This probably belongs in another thread, but here’s a photo of Pam TODAY. Eat your heart out Fatass:

    I FINALLY figured out how to do that.

    • trebob says:

      Why does she wear so much eye make-up?

      • Octopus says:

        I think she looks fine here. Chunky is furiously fapping, despite his rage and bitterness.

        Also, thanks for all the noble work you do, Pam. You’re a brave woman. And you know what? More and more, your and Robert’s predictions about Islamist goals have come true. What used to sound semi-shrill and alarmist at times, now looks like simple truth.

        Islamists are chopping off heads in America, and coming and going from Iraqi battlefields, fighting for ISIS, to their homes in the good old USA. The FBI says they’re tracking them, but then, the FBI was also tracking Al Qaeda pre-9/11.

      • Because says:

        Meanwhile, climate alarmism is sounding loonier and loonier, and…

        where oh where is Ludy????

      • Octopus says:

        Once more, wit’ da feeling…

        Lewdy Doomsday

        He would never say where he taught class
        That Hari (Un Mata) said “You’re gone.”
        While the sun is bright
        It won’t affect our plight
        No one knows
        Just why it snows

        Goodbye, Lewdy Doomsday
        Who could shame a slut like you?
        Weasy’s game was too strong today
        Still I’m gonna miss you

        Don’t question why she needs to be so mean
        She’ll sell you to the Sheik Of Araby
        She just can’t be tamed
        She’s a blog-whore Chunky’s gained
        And no pounds lost
        We know who’s boss

        Goodbye, Lewdy Doomsday
        Who could shame a slut like you?
        Weasy’s game was too strong today
        Still I’m gonna miss you

        There’s no Irish Rose, I heard her say
        Hatch your schemes before they slip away
        Lying all the time
        Billions teem
        And will not be denied
        No oceans rise

        Goodbye, Lewdy Doomsday
        Who could shame a slut like you?
        Weasy’s game was too strong today
        Still I’m gonna miss you

  19. Just Poop says:

  20. just mope says:

  21. trebob says:

    On October 1, 2014 at 10:01 am Because said:

    Sir Chunksalot blew another opportunity:

    I’d give Roger Simon $5 cash money to find out why Charles broke away in 2007(?). Was it Charles leaving to get away of the bad craziness or was it PJM leaving to get away from the smell?

    Inquiring minds and all that…..

    • Because says:

      Or maybe code that was held together with duck tape and toothpicks? The PJM site is still kinda funky, though it works a LOT better with the “disconnect” plug-in in Chrome.

    • Octopus says:

      At the time, Chunky presented his leave-taking from PJM as a mutual, amicable decision. Later, it emerged that there was a falling-out of some kind, and Chunky had left in a snit after setting up a very buggy website and failing to contribute anything in the way of content.

      So, I’d venture it was “the smell.” Nothing that a lot of Ban Stick Deodorant couldn’t fix, you would think…and you’d be wrong. The smell is overpowering to this day.

      • trebob says:

        OK, you knew this was coming:

      • Octopus says:

        Piss in bottles, and Pam’s new books
        Chuck C, you’re in my way
        There’s too much bloat, and moobs that float
        Look what’s going on around you
        Ooooh that smell
        Can’t you smell that smell
        Ooooh that smell
        The smell of meth surrounds you

      • Because says:

        That’s Stanky’s cue.

  22. Because you mean like Michael Mann? says:

  23. kbdabear says:

    Baghdad Cheetohs assures us there’s no need to worry about Ebola airborne transmission, keep those flights from Liberia coming!

    • trebob says:

      With Charles’ track record on accuracy and being correct, that tweet is chilling. :-O

    • livefreeor die says:

      I love how the left is just trying to play the old “Ignore the story and it’ll go away and call everyone pointing out potential big problems crazy.” That won’t work with Ebola folks. It may not be airborne but even if the guy coughed or sneezed, the people next to him could be screwed. And the people they cough or sneeze on or kiss hello or share a soda with are screwed. And then the people who come in contact with them are screwed.
      Obama and company have f—ed up big time and put our whole country at risk and the liberals won’t say anything.

      Guess what libs-Ebola doesn’t care who you voted for or how much loyalty you showed your demi-god.

    • just full of poop says:

      Charles is a doctor

    • Arachne says:

      Which would be why people engaged in Ebola containment and the handling of Ebola victims are always pictured wearing FACE MASKS.

    • Arachne says:

      He did not say AIRBORNE, dumbass. He said AEROSOL. Particulate from a sneeze is Aerosol and can travel up to three feet in the air. Got it now?

      • Because scientist of love says:

        If he knew anything about climate science, he’d know all about aerosols. But he’s as dumb as a railroad tie about both.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      • Octopus says:

        Stand by for Chunky to characterized a viscous sneeze as a vicious sneeze. Everything is vicious, and viciously insane, to boot. Viscously insane, too…spitting mad!

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Couldn’t you have ebola and hayfever at the same time? Achooo! And your seatmate on UA957 is dead in 27 days.

      • Octopus says:

        Or, you could get airsick and barf on your seatmate. In an asymptomatic way, of course. Not like in “The Strain,” or anything too dramatic like that. Just gross.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Charlie’s spamming Chuck Johnson with unwanted tweets. Isn’t that harassment?? O_o

  25. Because the climate's on fire!!!!!11 says:

    “At the time of his arrest, Secret Service said, Gonzalez told an agent that he was concerned that the “atmosphere was collapsing” and that he needed to inform the president to alert the public.”

    Gee, I wonder where he got that idea?

  26. Arachne says:

    I wonder if every time some news agency thinks of getting a quote from the Lard-meister, they come over here, see his latest cavalcade of silly and say to the themselves, “nah, I’m pretty sure that Vox guy is free.”

  27. livefreeor die says:

    Just thinking about it-Chuckles doesn’t have to worry about a pandemic as long as his basement is full of Cheetos and Mountain Dew to wait it out. You have to have contact with other human beings to catch it.

  28. Because wanna Walnetto? says:

  29. livefreeor die says:

    The liberal stupid is especially thick tonight on social media as they attempt to cover-up for the complete mismanagement of the Ebola threat by the government. I keep hitting back with direct quotes from liberal news’ sources that refute the “Well, I heard…” and “If you take this quote from the CDC out of context, it says nothing is wrong” arguments.

    My favorite was one dim bulb stating that they heard that he was asymptomatic the first time he went to the ER. I refrained from my initial response of “Why did he go to the ER if he was asymptomatic YOU STUPID F—ING MORON?”

  30. livefreeor die says:

    So what’s the over/under on Obama and family suddenly deciding to go on a trip overseas or to Hawaii in the next week or so?

  31. Minnow says:

    I wish Joan Rivers was still alive and able to make proclamations on Obama and his….. “wife”…

  32. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile, The Corpulent Ponytailed Blogger’s credibility has long since fallen apart due to Twitter stupidity. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      The only reason Chunky is getting hysterical about this alleged leak is because it states that there isn’t enough evidence to bring charges against Wilson.

      The specter of beclownment is once again haunting The Chunkster and it’s making him jumpy. 😆

    • Master Yoda says:

      Invested much he has in Officer Wilson’s lynching. Yes. hmm

      disappointed will he be in his vedict. No wrongdoing did he

      Much joy Charles will get though, with the riots.
      Burn will Ferguson. yes

      • Arachne says:

        As I’ve said, always, but always dangerous to get too invested in a narrative for which no facts have been offered.

        Chuck jumps on “gentle giant” description. Videotape reveals strongarm robbery and battery on a clerk minutes before confrontation.

        Chuck jumps on accomplice’s “eye witness” description of Darren Wilson shooting Brown in the back with his hands up, neglecting to mention earlier robbery or struggle for gun in car. Autopsy reveals that all shots to Brown came from the front, and one enterprising analyst posts photo of runner moving forward, with accurate indicate of where shots COULD have been fired had Brown been rushing Wilson.

        Chuck jumps on the skepticism of “Eye witness” testimony of other individuals of the accomplice narrative. Timeline reveals that they were in no position to observe anything until AFTER shots were fired.

        Now it’s juror misconduct. Okay, they seat more jurors, Chuck. It will not make the evidence any more compelling.

      • Octopus says:

        The beclownment is as predictable and regular as his daily Waddling Orders, instructing him to parrot the Media Matters headlines, before spending the rest of his wasted day going after the Stalkee Of The Month. He has no rational capacity to read, comprehend and assimilate the stories of the day. It’s just, “Everyone who’s not hyper-libturded is viciously insane!!1!” Every. Single. Day.

        Reminds me of when he announced his adoption of Teh Warmening Hysteria Troof. He said he “read a book,” and now he understood. I believe he referenced the book, in subsequent postings on the matter. This is the book he read:

        It’s easy to see where he saw himself, in the charming story.

  33. Octopus says:

    You’re a stitch, Gus. 😐

  34. Octopus says:

    Another day, another sad ICYMI. 😦

    Nobody reads you, Chunky. Not the first, second, third or fourth time you post the same drivel. Except us. We dig ya!

    • Because says:

      Dig? Is that a reference to the dead clowns?

      • Octopus says:

        No, I believe in letting dead clowns lie, preferably underneath six feet of well-packed dirt. One to a coffin. Either that, or you cremate them thoroughly. Burn the fuckers until there’s nothing left but a charred bicycle horn.

      • Because says:

        Dead clowns should not only lie, but steal and cheat, too. And giggle. Diabolically.

    • Arachne says:

      But that voting for Obama/losing your virginity ad by Lena Dunham – that was cool, right Harry Hypocrite?

  35. Arachne says:

    BTW, Chuck, CDC guy has stated that “if you have gotten within 3 feet of an Ebola patient, we would be concerned.” Sounds like they’re couching a little bit, there Fatass. Because within 3 feet? Unless he failed to mention using a string and two tin cans, the only thing I can think of that would be in that 3-foot distance between me and the Ebola patient? AIR.

  36. Because and he scores! says:

  37. OLT's RUN, CHILDREN, RUN says:

    • Because says:

      Windowless VW van?

    • Arachne says:

      Cue: Ignore. Block and report. Stalker blog. Smears me. Culminating with: RODAN EXPOSED! HEAR THE SHOCKING AUDIO!

      Blather, rinse, repeat.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Blather, rinse, repeat.

        Good one!

      • kbdabear says:

        What’s the “shock”, that a young Hispanic male threw around some trash talk with some slurs thrown in? Unless you’re a whitebread proggie who doesn’t spend much time around the minorities they claim to love, this “shocking talk” is very commonly heard spoken by young (and some not so young) minorities if you spend enough time with them.

        But I guess it’s “shocking audio” to Atticus Cheetohs because as a typical white hipster proggie, he doesn’t actually spend more than token time around minorities

    • Master Yoda says:

      candy he offers. hmm
      not the good candy.
      the salt water taffy

      eats all the good candy does Icarus
      fat he has become. yes.

  38. kbdabear says:

    Baghdad Charles retweets “only 12-18, not 80 cases being monitored”, as in “stop spreading rethuglikkkan racism, weengnutz!”

    Uh, another swing and a miss by Fatass;

    Per the Right Wing Racist Network CNN, not 80, but now 100 cases

  39. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    Good news!

    Reliable scuttlebutt says that Bernie Sanders is running for prez.

  40. Because says:

    For some reason, this reminds me of LGF

  41. OLT's WAAAAH! says:

    WordPress keeps eated mai comments!

  42. trebob says:

    What Charles F. Johnson fails to grasp is that the person infected with this virus by someone coughing/sneezing on them won’t give a rats ass if the virus was airborne or aerosolized. They will still be sick. He’s too stupid and hateful to recognize that it doesn’t matter.

    Charles, Ebola virus in any form/medium, be it airborne, aerosolized or from the crusty, slobbery end of Gus’ crack pipe, is bad. M’kay?

  43. Minnow says:

    It is unbelievable that douchebag Barry will go to such lengths to argue about Ebola is this, or Ebola is that.



    Get it the fuck out of this country.

    And, oh yeah…. Barry, shove your opinion up your ass.

    • Minnow says:

      (As if he has a Goddamn clue about anything related to the subject anyway…..


      Hey Doctor Barry, what’s your opinion on heart disease and obesity, while we’re at it?

  44. Octopus says:

    Might hit the sack soon. Not sure if can stomach reading more right-wing stupidity today. There’s an endless supply.
    26 minutes ago

    Right wingers are horrible people.
    31 minutes ago

    Go to bed now, son. You’ve got a big day ahead of you, tomorrow.

  45. Lucy says:

    What’s up, I read your blog daily. Your story-telling style is awesome,
    keep it up!