The Return of Asswhistle & Jimmah

AWOL for months, Asswhistle and Jimmah have returned to lecture the minions of Little Green Footballs on trolling. Being two of the biggest trollers and backstabbers of LGF, some of us are amazed that they’re still allowed to post (yet many of us are not, considering the thin content proffered by Mr. Johnson.) Lookee.

The Return Of Asswhistle

No, that’s not Iceweasel on the left, and it’s not Jimmah either, even though there are rumors that he’s gone through some *ahem* procedures. At least he doesn’t have the water retention problem any more.

The Return Of Asswhistle 2

It’s no secret that Charles F. Johnson is one of the largest trolls on the internest, and one of the biggest as well.

Have at it.

Charles Johnson Ignores Questionable Fonts, Questionable Sources & Promotes Total Bullshit To Smear St. Louis Police Department [UPDATED]

[Scroll down for update. Apparently the seminar flyer is not a hoax.]

Charles Johnson reposted some questionable material purportedly sourced from the St. Louis Police Department. There’s just one little problem: It’s a hoax.

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Here’s Charles’ smoking gun “proof,” courtesy of Daily Kos, with no link to the source, only a .pdf with 1970s fonts that the The City of St. Louis’ website doesn’t use.

Search it yourself. You won’t find anything remotely resembling the fabrication. Here’s what the St. Louis County website looks like today:

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Here’s what Charles Johnson claims it looks like:

Ferguson 9Charles, why are you fomenting racism? We not only just busted yer ass for lies (again) but we nailed Daily Kos as well.

Charles, you’re a mess, so STFD & STFU.


[UPDATE: Apparently the continuing education seminar flyer is NOT a hoax, despite the timing and odd wording .

Click on “Get Flyer,” right click “Properties” and you find this:

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Kudos to Inspector Fromage,  Swamprat and others for fact checking.]

Charles think Greenwald can influence elections

Observing a shut in like Charles who spends his whole life on;line is hilarious. The washed up guitarist and failed blogger really thinks that pundits and online personalities can influence elections. In New Zealand, a candidate supported by Glenn Greenwald lost the elections. Charles gloats bout this and claims Greenwald failed.

Does Charles really believe Greenwald can influence elections?

A story the fat, ugly, mentally challenged bastard will not cover

Remember “Bridgegate”? Charles “Fuckface”Johnson along with MSLSD spent hours and hours salivating over “getting” the other fat man, Governor Chris Christie and ruining his career. They felt for certain that a a smoking gun document  would turn up proving that Governor Porkey knew and approved of the George Washington Bridge shut down. Guess what? After  9 months and countless thousands of dollars spent, investigators have found nothing, nada, zip. Tough shit Chunky!

After 9 Months, Federal Probe of GWB Closure Finds No Link to Christie, Federal Sources Say

by Jonathan Dienst, Joe Valiquette and Pete Williams

The U.S. Justice Department investigation into New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’s role in “Bridgegate” has thus far uncovered no information he either knew in advance or directed the closure of traffic lanes on the George Washington Bridge, federal officials tell NBC 4 New York.

The September 2013 closures — where several entrance lanes to the George Washington Bridge in Ft. Lee were shut down causing a traffic nightmare for commuters — has been the subject of several federal and state investigations.

Federal officials caution that the investigation begun nine months ago is ongoing and that no final determination has been made, but say that after nine months authorities have uncovered no information Christie either knew in advance or ordered the closure of traffic lanes.

“My experience with federal law enforcement is that once you reach critical mass if you don’t have it within nine months or so you’re not likely to ever get it,” former federal prosecutor Robert W. Ray said.

“That’s good news for him,” Miringoff said. “The bad news remains that politically as chief executive it looks like he was not in control of his administration at the time when this occurred. So that remains the downside for him. That doesn’t go away but this panel provides greater credibility barring any further revelations coming out.”

Assemblyman John Wisniewski said the state legislative committee’s investigation into the bridge lane closures is continuing.

When the final report is issued, Christie may still face complications from the scandal, said Lee Miringoff, Director of the Marist Institute for Public Opinion.

According to one former federal prosecutor, who had no involvement in any of the probes into the bridge closure, investigations of this kind will often turn up a solid connection early in the inquiry.

“This is not a Chris Christie investigation,” he said in a statement. “It’s an investigation as to why this happened and who authorized it. As a consequence, this does not change our position.”

Gov. Chris Christie, whose office initially declined to comment, said of NBC 4 New York’s report in a radio interview with NJ 101.5’s Eric Scott Thursday evening, “I don’t want to overreact to it because I’m not surprised by it, and I’m hoping that you know, we can start to focus on things that are important to all the people in the state of New Jersey.”

Spokesmen for the U.S. Justice Department, the FBI and New Jersey U.S. Attorney Paul Fishman’s office all declined comment.


On 18 September 2009 Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Thread-Bombed Hot Air To Expose Racism By Planting Racism.

It’s been 5 years since Charles Johnson’s inebriated operative Killgore Trout blasted full bore into the internest with his  infamous Midnight Run / astroturf / thread bomb heard ’round the blogosphere.  Killgore Trout’s point was to illustrate that the owners of Hot Air don’t moderate comments while asleep, and therefore the moderators are Racists. Charles defended Killgore Trout’s blatant dishonesty and protected his racism, including the following comment:

“I hate niggers and space monkeys.”

No one on Hot Air that night agreed with Killgore’s racist comments, and when Charles Johnson found out about it the following day, he played his classic “Yes But” card. He didn’t approve, yet he did. Charles declared that Hot Air is racist because Killgore’s racist comments weren’t deleted within an arbitrary  time-span dictated by Charles Johnson on a blog he didn’t own and doesn’t control.

Pure straw man argument.


“I am Little Green Footballs – It’s only me” -Charles Foster Johnson, Racist.

P.S. Here’s last year’s tribute.

P.S.S. Bonus Track produced by LGF:

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“Well Old Joe said a gaffe”

LGF’s resident Kapo Aloutte always makes excuses for anti-Jewish statements emanating from Leftists and Islamists. She downplays Joe Biden’s anti-Semitic comments that has been condemned by Jewish groups.

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Would Aloutte give the same benefit of the doubt if someone on the right used this term? Nope, she would be using it as proof the right is racist and her master Charles would have done 4 posts by now condemning it.

Aloutte is just being a good Kapo by covering for Biden.

Charles now against ISIS

When ISIS began to get in the news, Charles downplayed their evil nature. There were even people on LGF who defended the actions of ISIS. Now Charles is against ISIS, but not because they are Islamic militants. The aging shut in Hipster is against ISIS because they are CREATIONISTS!

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There are many reasons to oppose ISIS, but creationism has to be the most stupid one.