Al Sharpton for Attorney General!

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  1. Captain Death says:

    Yikes there are an awful lot of stupid mindless robots over there at LGF. Racism, sexism, homophobia – they have the mantra down pat. Btw Sharpton is not a lawyer.

    • Arachne says:

      Suprisingly, the Attorney General does not have to be a lawyer (interesting, no?); it’s the SOLICITOR General that must possess a law degree.

      BTW, you effing FOOLS over at the Swamp – you ARE aware, are you not, of the slander/libel and defamation suit brought against Sharpton and WON by the plaintiffs in the Tawana Brawley hoax, which Sharpton to this day believes really happened? You ARE aware, are you not, of the complicity of this piece of shit race hustler in both the Crown Heights Riots and the fire at Freddy’s Fashion Mart? You ARE aware, are you not, of the fact that this lying sack of crap pronounced the Duke LaCrosse Team defendants GUILTY and has not, to this day ever apologized to those young men?

      But I look where you congregate. My guess is you wouldn’t know “standards” if they slapped Chuckie’s asscheeks and called him “Honey.”

  2. Because yeah, brilliant says:

    Al Sharpton: “If Jews Want To Get It On, Tell Them To Pin Their Yarmulkes Back And Come Over To My House,” Led Marchers Chanting “Kill The Jews”…

  3. ISIS must be right wing Republican gun nuts like those Chechnyan guys says:

    Yeah man!! Attuhney Genl Al Shahpitun!!!

  4. Because awaiting teh memo says:

    Chunky’s twitter is awfully quiet…

  5. Because maybe you shouldn't have... says:

  6. Because HA HA! says:

  7. When the going gets weird, the weird go pro says:

    Well I guess this makes him a quitter like Sarah Palin.

    • Octopus says:

      Or Chief Justice, Supreme Court. For life.

      • Because says:

        Ahem. Contempt of congress. Ahem.

      • Arachne says:

        Interesting you should say that – I said on the other thread there is a REAL fear that Ginsburg will resign and Obama will appoint Holder in her place. This would be a disaster for justice in America.

        The REAL worrisome thing is that in the case of “second term” appointments for resigning Cabinet members, Obama has in just about every case has gone from bad to worse in his appointments. And since the AG is not required under the US Code to possess a law degree, the field is essentially open. Which is a real OH MY GOD moment.

    • Because you smeared him, remember? says:

      So yesterday this happened: Smear Merchant Chuck C. Johnson Threatens to Sue Me
      2 hours ago

      Yeah. You said that yesterday.


  8. Octopus says:

    …which Holder has publicly admitted. #ClownCarOnlyFitsOneHugeClown 😆

    Double-down, Chunky!

  9. Because you smeared him, remember? says:

    Most Attorneys General don’t last as long as Holder did. It’s a tough, draining job, and the right has been attacking viciously from day one
    36 minutes ago

    Haaah Haahh Haaaaah *quitter!* chooo!! Oh my. I must have something coming on.
    Cough *quitter* cough!

    • Octopus says:

      the right has been attacking viciously from day one 😥

      There’s that “viciously,” again. Must be a day ending in “y.”

    • Arachne says:

      Perhaps Chuck could tell us how civil the left was to John Ashcroft and Alberto Gonzales.

    • Arachne says:

      Really – Janet Reno lasted all 8 years.

      Here’s a story I heard from a reputable source. It’s common form when and if the President is re-elected for all cabinet officials turn in their resignations prior to the start of the second term. The President routinely refuses to accept the resignation and the individual continues on in the Cabinet post. Reno, however, did not turn in the end of first term resignation letter, as she had heard through the grapevine that Clinton would ACCEPT her resignation. It was hinted to her at Justice that she should send it over but she never did. And the WH was really angry about it because they DID want to get rid of her – they thought she was a disaster,

    • Arachne says:

      And most Attorneys General don’t find themselves on the receiving end of a Contempt of Congress citation either, Fatass,

  10. Octopus says:

    Meandering in the Twilight Zone…it’s scary out there! 😯

  11. Octopus says:

    Secretary of State John Kerry on Thursday defended President Barack Obama’s statement that the Islamic State is not Islamic, saying that they can call themselves whatever they want, but “they’re not a state, and they do not represent Islam.” In fact, he said, they are “the order of Satan.”

  12. Because you smeared him, remember? says:

    Maybe Holder just wants to brush up on his piano playing

    • Octopus says:

      Maybe we could lure Dear Fatass out of the house and onto this bike, if they’re serving Chimay? I mean, we tell him it’s Chimay, but it’s really PBR from the surplus beer store. He won’t know the difference, and he might just get a little fresh air and exercise before his bulk and weight cause a horrible accident…DEATH THREAT! WOOT-WOOT-WOOT!!1!

  13. Octopus says:

    Speaking of beer:

    I’m a sucker for pumpkin ale, and this is supposed to be the best. I will report on it over the weekend…if it lasts that long. 🙂

    • KGB says:

      Ah yes, brewed right here in Chautauqua County. It’s been getting rave reviews from the locals, not least for the nearly 9% alcohol content. I’m going to grab one this weekend.

      • Octopus says:

        Another good one is Dogfish Head’s Punkin Ale. Makes you happy, like their 90 Minute IPA, my favorite beer of all time.

      • Octopus says:

        I know Chautauqua County a little, btw. I’m originally from Buffalo, and we used to spend a lot of time in the summer at Hanford Bay, at my uncle’s cottage. Good times.

      • rightymouse says:

        Beer. Yuck.
        /Runs away……………….

      • KGB says:

        I’m from Dunkirk, the mini-Buffalo. A Polish steel mill city on Lake Erie, connected to a more moneyed SUNY town (substitute Fredonia for Amherst). Hanford Bay, eh? I was just in Silver Creek on Sunday, to march in the Grape Festival parade. Where did you live in Buffalo?

        If you want a good pale ale, I love Southern Tier’s Phin and Matt’s Extraordinary Ale.

      • Octopus says:

        We lived on West Seneca, in a duplex — I know that’s a long street, but we were near Orchard Park. Across the street from several Irish bars. Convenient.

        Also, my grandfather used to take us to Silver Creek, to fish and skip stones. That was after we’d moved to Detroit, on summer vacation in Buffalo. We went there every summer to visit the relatives. I was the last kid born in Buffalo, before GM transferred my Dad.

        Southern Tier gets great reviews for all their beers, and apparently they are well distributed around here, according to their website. I’ll check out your recommendations.

  14. Because you don't have any $$$ for the Donkey Show says:

  15. Because ok, who are the jokers following him? says:

  16. Obungle needs all the hep he can git says:

    Sung to the tune of “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole

    ” Incomprehensib-Al “

    That’s what you are,
    Damn Rushlumbar

    Like a blurred image that I cannot see
    That’s the way your speech sounds to me
    Never before
    Has a race whore been more

    What’s that you say?
    They’re getting lunch
    at Chip-O-Lay?

    That’s why, Al, it’s inexplicable
    That someone so unintelligible
    Can get a job on
    AMESSNBC, too.

    [interlude] violins and shit

    Those words you spray
    Cause otherr hosts to
    Demand more pay

    That’s why, Al, you’re incorrigible
    Your mangled speech so unforgivable
    You can’t say shit
    With a mouthful of poo

    Cue more violins and shit

    alt. last stanza:

    That’s why, Al, you’re incorrigible
    Your mangled speech so unforgivable
    It’s written out
    And on a telemprompter too

  17. Just sharpton says:

    Rev Al

    Pee be upon him

  18. Because you can't LMAO; there's way too much A says:

    • OLT's Bigot Bigot Racist LOL says:

      Well, he did let them violate several election laws.

      Is that “anti” now, Stalker Charles?

      • Arachne says:

        Perhaps he’d like to do some research into just how partisan Holder IS. What was it – three lawyers left Justice when he refused to pursue the NBPP for voter intimidation after they had them literally convicted – or has he forgotten that “my people” statement?

    • rightymouse says:

      Last time I looked, voter suppression was a legal no-no. Oh, I’m sorry, it’s not voter suppression when thugs stand outside voting areas brandishing clubs & intimidating voters so long as the thugs ain’t white. Is that it, you racist a-hole??

  19. JimboXL says:

    Al Sharpton as Attorney General would be as sensible as appointing an Islamic Klux Klan leader to be Attorney General.

  20. Just poop says:

    Jews on first

  21. trebob says:

    I want someone [for Attorney General of the United States] who will willfully make uncomfortable those who aren’t anti-racist, sexist, homophobe enough.

    This was a portion that gave me chills. It’s not enough that you don’t endorse something, you must be active somehow in expressing your lack of support and have that measured by a federal government law enforcement agency. Is this fellow really supporting the prosecution of thought crimes?

    Who had the idea that fascists were not lefties.

  22. Because says:

    Thread B. Rogered,

  23. Because sez the weird old fat man who pisses in bottles says:

  24. OLT's The Donkey Show Poetry Slam says:

    nsmith25: While many on the Bog are whiny little Nazi punks, you seem like a straight-up psychotic Stalinist to me.

    Don’t ever change, my little thought criminal.

    The donkey? Oh, never mind him. He’s part of the show. So are you. You didn’t know?

  25. Because libertarianism poisons everything says:

  26. Because weeeeeeeeeeeeeee says:

    • If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

      Still holding out hope for that call from AMESSNBC I see.

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, you said it. Because you’re a simple-minded, doddering old fat fool, who’s fucked and killed his once-successful (by sheer accident) blog, and now is reduced to sucking up to childish, racist moonbats who are just now beginning to realize they’ve been had by the Unicorn Messiah. Looks good on ya, I have to admit.

      • Arachne says:

        Gee – his skin color? Not his ideology. I must have missed all those conservatives and right wingers that really really objected to Clarence Thomas’ appointment to the Supreme Court. Probably because we were too busy watching perjuror extraordinaire Anita Hill being the front woman for Democrat attempts to smear him. Which was ENTIRELY because of his skin color.

  27. Because did you say "hobo"? says:

  28. Minnow says:

    Ir really defies imagination to see how Barry’s world goes down.

    After another twelve (plus) hour day working my nuts off doing design engineering (you know, the kind of thing that demands brain power and shit), I come here to make observations on the world of the internet and to see what bullshit Barry has spread today.

    And there, for all of the world to see, is Barry placing his foot squarely in another pile of dogshit. Barry now pontificating that the conservatives in this country are all fucked up because of the color of Eric Holder’s skin!

    Hey IQ deficient, stay at home narcissist who thinks he is smarter than everyone else and who so desperately wants to be needed by anyone. As Martin Luther King, Jr. said, it isn’t the color of your skin that matters, but the content of your character.

    Barry, seriously, do you even know what that means?

    Erci Holder was the most corrupt Attorney General this country has ever seen. Why do you think he resigned dipshit? Because today is Thursday!?

    No, little man, he had broken countless laws and was finally being held responsible for same.

    And all you can do is parrot the racist meme.

    Jesus Christ you are stupid.

  29. Because that ain't your brain between those cheeks says:

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, now we know you are bullshitting. You don’t have a brain. Nice try.

      • Octopus says:

        He was talking about the last vestiges of jazzy guitar noodling in his dim-bulb brain. Phew! Bet that’s a relief, that soulless crap being gone.

        The only people who like jazz are the ones playing it. And a few other people, who only like it because everyone else hates it. Apologies to any jazz aficionados around here. 😉

    • Just poop says:

      the penicillin is working on the neurospyhilis?

  30. Apollodorus V says:

    The mighty correlator tool again? Give it a rest. Registration is open 24/7, and you get maybe 20 sign ups a month. What a pompous windbag.

    • Pakimon says:

      The hilarious part is that I’d bet that 90% of the sock activity is generated by Chunkles himself. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        In Chunky’s case, correlation is causation. He’s banning himself ten times a day, after forgetting the names of his own socks. It’s very sad.

  31. Bunk X says:

  32. Pakimon says:

    The butthurt… It stings! 😆

  33. Pakimon says:

    Too bad Chunky gave Killgore the boot.

    This would have been a perfect opportunity for him to go on another Moby Dickhead mission.

  34. If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

    Then what are they motivated by? The whole point is to terrorize a population into being Islamic Sharia compliant. And ain’t it great how quickly Iran jumps on the Progturd lie that Islamic militancy and resultant brutalityhas nothing to do with Islam? I heard Alan Colmes argue this very same thing the other day on Imus.

    Right Alan. Neither does Islamic oppression, Islamic intolerance, Islamic supremacy, Islamic bigotry or Islamic ignorance.

  35. If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

    Thanks to race baiters like Chunky Boo Hoo it looks like rioting and volence in Ferguson is a more or less permanent state. Last night the protesters confronted the police, and called them bitches and assholes. The excellent! Jim Hoft has the story at the solid blog that’s not confused or misled by anyone or making up hateful lies about it’s own commenters (after deleting their comments, no less), Gateway Pundit:

    And that was in reaction when the police chief tried to march along with them to show some solidarity.

    Can you imagine an entire community that rejects police AT ALL? Feel sorry for the older people who will now have to drive or take a bus to a nearby community just to go grocery shopping. I’m sure Chunky Boo Hoo, self described race protector will volunteer to drive them in George Duke’s van. Oh darn, that’s right. He can’t leave his home to do anything because he’s an obese ghoulishly pale shut-in has been Twitter addict with a failed blog.

  36. If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

    Aw come on Chunky. Tweet this!! Feature it as a post on LGF. You know you want to SO bad.

    Libtard money shot line “Alaska is going to be the next Florida by the end of the century”

  37. If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

    Excuse me while I listen to the real shit.
    10 hours ago

    Hey Chunky, you mean like Dead Prez? Or Wu Tang clan? Aren’t you like a big Hip Hopper now that you’re the number one main advocate for the innocence of baby boy gentle giant Michael Brown?

    Or did you mean like your usual pivileged white boy jazzy ponytail fare like Tommy Emmanual or Keith Jarrett or something. Or have you reverted back to your sudden affection for that powerful soulful sound of pop junky Whitney Houston? Hard to keep straight the way your music tastes have jerked around with the Progturd memes of the day.

  38. If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

    Countdown to outrage about the baby boy, getting their lives straight, God worshipping, on their way to college exemplary fellows who died robbing this armed clerk in 3..2..1:

    Like Mike Brown, the perps got a free American education in a free land and are protected under the same laws we all are and this is what they choose to do with their oppurtunity in America. Stick a gun in someone’s face.

    Time to march to city hall and demand all gas station/convenience store attendants be disarmed.

  39. If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

    Here’s an idiot who actually thinks Rock and Roll won the cold war. Cuz ya know, when Sting wrote about Russians and then wiped his ass crack with the sheet music as an autograph to fans, people really sat back and gave thoughtful pause. LOL!

    Well, so the author says, why can’t we do the same thing for Global wa….Climate… thingy, whatever. The American people just aren’t listening because there’s no “We are the World, we are the Polluters… er whatever. And the Chinese who are currently gagging the planet to death aren’t going to lift a finger unless they get a convincing catchy jingle!

    Chunky, it’s time for you to break out those massive 1970s music chops and come up with a Climate battling geetar groove that hopefully won’t have the drummer looking pleadingly at the band leader for some relief.

  40. Arachne says:

    Has Chucky ever really explained why he’s no longer playing guitar for any of those acts that he USED to play guitar for that are, you know, still touring?

    • If you disagree with a Half-rican Progturd you must be a racist says:

      He just doesn’t have time. His hands are full being Chief Inspector Race Detective of the Interwebz. Had he kept playing music the world might never have known that the GOP and the KKK are actually one in the same.

    • trebob says:

      He said once that he would go back on tour for a million dollars. Obviously no one would cough that kinda scratch up just to see Charles squeeze back into the orange overalls.


      • Because says:

        I don’t think he can squeeze his fingers on the fretboard. He’d be pulling three strings down with one finger.