Charles C. Johnson threatens to sue Charles

The battle of the Charles escalates to a new level today. After a daily non stop smear assault by the washed up shut in, Charles C. Johnson has had enough. Charles C. is now threatening legal action against the washed up Jazz artist.

Charles C SUe Charles C SUe2 Charles C SUe3 Charles C SUe4

Charles will not be laughing if Charles C. Johnson carries out his threat.

57 Comments on “Charles C. Johnson threatens to sue Charles”

  1. swamprat says:

    Might “out” you or try to give out a virus.

    And once, the most pathetic DOD attack ever seen.

  2. Octopus says:

    Not sure how the libel laws are being employed/ignored on Twitter, but it would sure be amusing to see this Battle Of The Chuckies. 😆

    Chunky’s long history of stalking and harassing people would certainly be an item in disclosure, I would think. I really don’t know much about the Other Chucky, besides him looking like a hipster. Get litigious, man!

  3. Octopus says:

    When everyone you disagree with appears insane to you, as is the case with Dear Fatass, there might be something hinky in your own mental fusebox.

  4. swamprat says:

    Golly. Why don’t you just get a chain of like-minded folk to block and report?

    Or “out” the fellow?
    Wait till he writes a book, then send your bloggies to Amazon with fake bad reviews before the book is printed?
    Go on charles; none of this is new to you.

  5. Octopus says:

    Ah, now I see. Our Chunky hates him some Jewboys. Should have known by now.

  6. I’m laughing now, because you’re Tami g CC seriously.

    #idiot #moron #dittohead

  7. Minnow says:

    duh white POleece ossifur dun wunt put out da fire.

    Weebie riot.

  8. Bunk X says:

    Is Charles C. Johnson filing in Maryland?

  9. Octopus says:

    So very wrong, Garage Boy. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Turn off your refrigerator, Chuck. Get rid of your Swanson TV Dinner tray washer. Wash your chonies in the bathroom lavatory with your toothbrush and your spittle. No more Gold Bond Powder for you.

      Live the dream.

    • Bunk X says:

      “But seriously.”
      spew spew spew
      vicious vicious vicious
      fake fake fake

    • Arachne says:

      Really. I’ve said it several times – since you are SO well informed on the subject, please to call Brian Sussman at KSFO in San Francisco, toll free, and debate him ON AIR about how it’s ridiculous. After all, don’t you CRUSH debate. Of course, how you can crush something you never engage in is always amusing.

      • Because says:

        I’d really love to see C.F. Fatboy in a war of wits with Steve Mosher. If you know who Steve is, you’d ROFL and the image.

  10. Octopus says:

    How could this degenerate bum be anything other than a Chunky-sock? Add in the simultaneous identical tweets, and what conclusion is demanded? You tell me.

    Conservatives = RWNJs
    7 minutes ago
    I’m thinking about not using RWNJs anymore and just say conservative. Same thing.
    7 minutes ago
    I think the rule is if that you’re going to be a conservative these days you have to be an asshole.
    8 minutes ago
    That’s actually an old rule. Andrew Breitbart was another asshole. Shocking.
    8 minutes ago
    New rules. Anyone associated with Breitbart is an asshole.
    9 minutes ago
    Ron Fournier is another asshole like Kurt Schlichter.
    10 minutes ago
    Oops. My mistake. Kurt Schlichter was a weekend warrior.
    11 minutes ago
    RT @HippoAtLarge: @Gus_802 National Guard.
    12 minutes ago
    The majority of Pres. Obama’s critics are racists. Fact.

    • Bunk X says:

      One word describes it.
      I choose the word “Maunder.”

      • Octopus says:

        It’s maundering, while the crusty shorts are in the dishwasher. Laundering.

        It’s weird and I’m usually pro-cop. I mean, still am but, what the fuck.
        4 minutes ago
        I might not have music but I can still hear the music in my head.
        6 minutes ago
        I broke 2,000. Thanks!
        8 minutes ago
        RT @9NEWS: Women occupy only 77 of 844 board positions in Colo. #9NEWSBusiness
        9 minutes ago
        No music. Suckage levels. Bad.
        11 minutes ago
        My maternal grandfather was born in 1898.
        15 minutes ago
        RT @AP: At meeting with Justice Department, Ferguson, Mo. residents speak about repeated police harassment, brutality:…
        17 minutes ago
        I hated Ronald Reagan with all my guts. Cried over his funeral.
        18 minutes ago
        De-ice? Mayday.
        23 minutes ago
        Did Hamas ever thank Pres. Bush and Condi Rice for helping them get into power in Gaza?

  11. Octopus says:

    Note: My maternal grandfather was also born in 1898. Played several instruments, including trumpet in a jazz band, in the Roaring Twenties. Met my grandmother at her church, while he was installing the stained glass windows he had spent years learning how to make, as an apprentice. Then the Crash came, and there was zero demand anywhere for stained glass windows for a very long time. He turned to sign painting, and made his living at that for the rest of his working life. Enjoyed hiking in mountains. Built his own cabin, as a getaway from the city. Drank a LOT of beer. Raised 7 kids without involving Social Services. But I’m maundering…

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  13. Robert says:

    “When everyone you disagree with appears insane to you, as is the case with Dear Fatass, there might be something hinky in your own mental fusebox”

    This is the main thing that continues to amuse me abut Chuck. He spends his whole days calling everyone who disagrees with him “insane”, when it is he who clearly has a mental problem.

  14. Robert says:

    I have a question for you guys. And let me say first, I love you guys. I don’t comment here much but I check on this site weekly and have a laugh. My question is, when was the last photograph of Chuckie? It seems so much time has passed that he must be hiding something. 13 years ago he was riding a bike. I’m of the view that he has degenerated to such an extent that the next photo we see of him will be shocking.

    • Pakimon says:

      This might be him but there’s too much distance for positive identification.

      Getting a photo of Chunkles nowadays is like trying to get a photo of Sasquatch. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      The last photos we have of him were from, I believe, a community channel interview he did where he has put on SERIOUS poundage to the point where he has multiple chins. If I had to estimate, I think Chuck is about is 5’10 or 11′ and is probably about 260 lbs. in that photo. We see no tweets describing any real activity (and I mean when you’re tweeting about the grilled cheese sandwich you’re making, I’m going to assume jaunts into the outdoors would be chronicled at least AFTER the fact. He’s 61 years old. I’ll be 61 in two weeks and I have difficulty keeping the weight down at my age and I am active for 4:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. every day. God only knows what a seditary shut in like Johnson looks like at this point. If I had to guess, probably close to 300 at least.

      The fact that he insists on using a photo of 10 years old of himself and using the “scientist of love” absurdity in his bio tells me he wants the ladies to see him as he used to be – he’s apparently always shopping for a new Sharmuta.

      I’m always a sucker for the video where he does he little girly shoulder shrug. Can someone post? I need a laugh. I’ve been stuck in jury duty voir dire HELL for the last two days.

      • Octopus says:

        We all have to battle the bulge, especially as we pass through our 50’s and beyond. The metabolism ain’t what it used to be, our energy levels are iffy, and the hormones could use a booster shot. I have 4 brothers and 4 sisters, and the difference between the ones who try to keep themselves in decent shape and those who don’t is startling. I hate being overweight, personally, and have battled fiercely the demons of good food, desk jobs, craft beers (yum), Greek bakery goods, and the kids’ cookies and snacks. I’ve been gaining and losing the same 15-20 lbs since college — currently it’s off, but the holidays loom large. 😉

        The reason I make it a point to chide Chunky about his sudden ballooning is due to a couple of things. When he was riding his bike, he made a big fat point of bragging about his exercise regimen regularly, even going so far as to scoff at those who couldn’t keep up with his Lance Armstrong-esque pace. I thought that was kind of douche-y then, but I also kind of admired his dedication to fitness.

        Then, when he underwent the overnight Moronic Conversion, he also quit exercising, gained a whole bunch of weight, and suddenly looked about 30 years older. The fact that he’s still using that ancient photo on his Twitter account is amusing and troubling — God only knows what he looks like now. Not sure I want to know. 😯

        But you know he’s self-conscious about his appearance, thanks to his former boastfulness and current obfuscation of the optics. Since our job is to mock his moonbattiness, we feel it is our duty to cover the physical side of his total breakdown.

      • KGB says:

        Perhaps if he hung the orange jumpsuit in the kitchen, it would motivate him to return to the weight of his Volkswagen stealing days.

      • osprey1 says:

        In Chuck’s case, battling the bulge is a bridge to far.

  15. Macker says:

    So what else is new?

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    Obama personally approving targets.

    Bombs oil refinery.

    Causes more pollution in 24 hrs than a volcano.


    • Octopus says:

      The Unicorn Messiah has gone rogue, and nobody seems to give a crap. Certainly not the media, or the peaceniks, or even the Right for that matter. It’s just the UM being the UM, doncha know. All military and shit. Maybe he’ll start wearing a uniform with medals and ribbons he has awarded himself, pretty soon. Wouldn’t surprise me.

  17. ISIS must be right wing Republican gun nuts like those Chechnyan guys says:

    What kind of court? Sharia? Isn’t that like a religious court? Can’t remember which religion. Hindus? Pastafarians?

    But it’s OK to use the IRS to attack political conservatives and the US military to conduct mock terror attacks by right wing militas.

  18. Arachne says:

    Fartface needs to be rather careful. He does not state that stuff is his opinion – he states it as FACT. And since he brags about those 10,000+ followers, he’s disseminated this to 10,000+ people. Can you prove any of this shit, dumbass? Twitter isn’t innocuous, and people are being sued for defamation/libel for Facebook posts all the time. And winning.

    • Octopus says:

      Let’s see if he follows through on his bluster, and keeps after Other Chucky. A lawsuit would be a GREAT new plotline for this blog to cover. 😆

  19. Because says:

    That’s a lot of A to LMO.

  20. Because says:

    • Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      Anyone think some fecal material is about some in close contact with the rotary cooling device?

      Arachne Prediction Time: Fatass will tweet endlessly how raaaaacist right wing has forced first Black Attorney General out of office.

      • Because says:

        Check out the NPR article. No, wait a minute. You just had breakfast, didn’t you? Scratch that.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yeah. But did you see the comments? Holy crap! Not much love there. Hey! Charles – go over to NPR and see what the racist liberals are saying about Holder. O_o

  21. Arachne says:

    Re the Holder resignation. Scary prediction over at Zip. Ginsberg has telegraphed that she is ready to retire. She does so AFTER November election and Obama nominates him to the Supreme Court. Because Senate rules still in effect, he is guaranteed confirmation.

    Of course, he and Obama are dumb enough to believe that an appointment like that will innoculate him from scandal and/or investigation. To them I have TWO WORDS: Abe Fortas.

  22. Because sez the cheeto addict says:

  23. ISIS must be right wing Republican gun nuts like those Chechnyan guys says:


  24. OK, seems like it is like this:

    Sue Charles Johnson of little green foot balls and win.

    Result: You own some little green footballs, you get to clean out the Mountian Dew bottles, you get the server with all the baned and blocked posters, and you get the job of cutting off the switch to the lgf’s blog and thus exposing the only remaining sock puppets are after all Charles himself and 1/2 of the posters from this blog pulling chuck’s dog whistle chain.

    Not much of a win some would say.

    More fun to just let Charles spin in the wind like over used Christmas tree tinsel.

    • Because says:

      Damn. Christmas. I KNEW I’d seen somebody as fat as Chunkles before. At the North Pole. The North Pole that’s still frozen over.