The Return of Asswhistle & Jimmah

AWOL for months, Asswhistle and Jimmah have returned to lecture the minions of Little Green Footballs on trolling. Being two of the biggest trollers and backstabbers of LGF, some of us are amazed that they’re still allowed to post (yet many of us are not, considering the thin content proffered by Mr. Johnson.) Lookee.

The Return Of Asswhistle

No, that’s not Iceweasel on the left, and it’s not Jimmah either, even though there are rumors that he’s gone through some *ahem* procedures. At least he doesn’t have the water retention problem any more.

The Return Of Asswhistle 2

It’s no secret that Charles F. Johnson is one of the largest trolls on the internest, and one of the biggest as well.

Have at it.

83 Comments on “The Return of Asswhistle & Jimmah”

  1. Whatever, man says:

    I just heard third- hand that Killgore Trout his self has been given the boot. Lawdy, lawdy, what times is upon us.

  2. Pakimon says:

    While Asswhistle was engaged in her usual passive-aggressive bullshit, Jimmah was frantically e-mailing Kim Chunk-Cheeto and begging him to intervene with his mighty banstick.

    Meanwhile, Dork_Falcon was mesmerized by the imagery of the “Epic Fantasy Game” yet troubled by those strange sensations that made him forget all about his doll action figure collection. 😆

    • osprey1 says:

      Can Chuckus Pannus even see his “banstick” anymore? I thought it was hidden by his pannus, pannus, pannus LOL.

  3. The right wing racists made a monkey of me for eight years. says:

    So LGF is coming squarely down on the side of mass diagnoses without any face to face contact or first hand observation?

    Is that science settled?

  4. OLT's This Can Be Fun says:

    Dear 1PeterG1,

    Apparently you are a horrible troll. You have been judged by a jury of a washed-up jazz noodler and an alleged Donkey Show feature act. Frankly, you’re a bit too intelligent for the Bog, and that presented a threat to the Sniveller-in-Chief and his dildo-based puppeteer.

    They unintentionally did you a favor. Stalker Charles will now be obsessively following you around the internet. I suggest you enjoy it.

  5. The right wing racists made a monkey of me for eight years. says:

    I know this is being pointed out everywhere, but what’s striking isn’t just the irony of enviro-weenbots leaving trash everywhere. But that if you look at that trash it’s all multinational corporations like Starbucks, Dunkin’ Donuts and Coca Cola,that you would think as anti-Captialist commies they would eschew and boycott. If nothing else, because of all the trash that goes into landfills from such companies. At least Chunky Boo Hoo re-uses his Mt. Dew bottles as convenient portable piss dispensers. Now that’s recycling!

    But seriously, how can they patronize such money grubbers when they have Gus’ money?

  6. The right wing racists made a monkey of me for eight years. says:

    Hey, it sure looks like President Obama did have a strategy after all. Imagine that.
    10 hours ago

    Uh…actually Chunky Boo Hoo you are imagining that. I’m pretty sure a Preezydent WITH a strategy would not go on national TV and tell everyone he didn’t.

    All this shows is no thanks to Obungle and his bungling Progturd Administration of anti-conservative jihadists, someone was able to pull a strategy out of their asses pretty quickly. I’m guessing the Pentagon.

    And anyway the supposed coalition are just countries willing to throw some bombs at them too. We don’t even need that. We have all the air capability anyone needs. Not one country is going toe to toe with ISIS on the ground.

    Except of course these poor guys:

    And as for Obungle’s bombings, some Twitter reports are that the ISIS fighters just fled the headquarters anyway and are just waiting it out in the fields. Or commandeering people’s homes, no doubt.

    And check out this haul!

  7. swamprat says:

    I’m thinking Iceweasel set up Peter. If not, it is odd how many she has gotten banned. She went after me once. I was hurt, because I in no way considered her an enemy. I called her Niceweasel.
    I cannot find the exchange. Also, some of Peter’s exchanges seem to have gone missing. They would downding that guy for saying the sy was blue.

    • swamprat says:

      downding that guy for saying the sky was blue.

      • swamprat says:

        Maybe they could start predisappearing gang dings.

        Save some effort when they manage to get a commenter banned.

        Gone pretty groupthink now

    • The right wing racists made a monkey of me for eight years. says:

      It’s comical too when you consider the subject matter. It’s pretty clear that Johnson has a sadistic mean streak. I think that was part of the attraction to his switch to moonbat-hood. He could see an endless procession of blindsides and cruel zig zags to jerk around his “class of ’04” loyalists. Which is what happened for awhile. Like you, so many were really hurt by that and that’s why Chunky savored it all the more. He LIKES to be able to hurt people. I think it’s what’s drawn him so far left. And now there’s really nowhere to go and the shock value’s all gone. And he’s stuck as dumb fucking libtard drooler with a decimated blog and a trashed reputation. Everyone he ever hurt truly hates his guts and sees him as the cruel fucker he really is. I kind of wonder if Iceweasel is Chunk. Why would she disappear and then show back up just in time to tee up a ban?

      One thing’s for sure. Chunk is a sick hateful mean lowly prick.

  8. swamprat says:

    Meanwhile, Dark Falcon is simultaneously attacked both for his views and for defending them. Must be dreary.

    • swamprat says:

      Of course, he is attacking the congress woman who was shot by a loon and suffered severe brain damage. For campaign ads she might have had little to do with.

  9. Who doesn't know the term 900 pound gorilla = RACIST? says:

    St. Louis County Police Semi-Apologize for “How to Handle the Media” Flyer, Delete It From Their Website
    40 minutes ago

    Right, dumbass. It was a semi-apology because they’re truly taken aback that anyone would read anything into it other than a practical teaching course. In fact they more than suspect it’s just the usual race baiters and ass wipes like you, smearing them yet calling them the next time the neighbor’s dog poops on their lawn.

    Chunk, just shut up attacking the police. You’re an asswipe and have no way to defend yourself if someone vandalizes or robs or invades your home or harms you personally. You have to call them after accusing them of spending their time and effort dreaming up ways to murder citizens and taking courses on how to get away with it.

  10. Octopus says:

    Lesson 666, in “How To Handle The Media:” When something that is a routine part of the police department’s administration and operating procedures is turned into a social media pinata by race-baiters, you must publicly disavow it, even if privately the item in question is still functioning as it properly should. We call this, “Throwing them a bone.” It helps to keep the baying down to a tolerable level.

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s a weird cult, with lots of very strange bedfellows. Ticks and whatnot. Creepy recluses.

  12. Octopus says:

    Yeah, umm…we were all wrong. Everyone who thinks they heard Obama plainly say he had no strategy to deal with ISIS in a nationally televised speech that raised howls of disbelief across all political lines, now admits we must have heard wrong. We are sorry. We promise to get our hearing aids checked.

  13. Octopus says:

    Iceweasel is back from the porn farm, where she was making bestiality videos for a few years. Great news. She’ll get that place sorted, in no time. Trollery, sadism and narcissism: The Beast With Three Backs. Sounds like a party.

  14. Octopus says:

    He really adores the word “viciously,” doesn’t he? I think he tweets it out at least once a day. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    Blast From The Past:

    Money Quote: “I’m not pretending I’m giving equal time to both sides,” Johnson says. “But I do think what I’m advocating, and what I believe in, is the right side.”

    Another thing I found interesting, is that the article gave Johnson credit for the Reutersgate doctored-photo scoop, but right there in the lower-portion of the piece, Future Fatass admits he was tipped to the fakery by the commenter “Mike.” Funny how he got all his scoops from the commenters, ain’t it? Who are all banned now?

    The numbers of views and comments the site used to garner are truly impressive, as well. Boy, you really screwed the pooch, Chunky. 😦 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    I don’t get it. 😕

    • OLT's This Can Be Fun says:

      It’s Gus. He lives in a garage. You don’t want it, unless you’ve been vaccinated for it.

      Apparently the Far Left, having found a war they like (against their Islamist friends, yet!), are having to redefine the world (and a bunch of words) such that RepubliKKKans are on the other side (whatever that is today) of the Unicorn Messiah’s latest belated position.


  17. Just poop says:

    that iceweasel is one nasty bitch

    I’d love to take a giant dump on her face

  18. Who doesn't know the term 900 pound gorilla = RACIST? says:

    Free Republic and Glenn Greenwald, together at last.…
    20 minutes ago

    There you have it. Another big scoop from Chunky Boo Hoo right up there with the Palin Drunken Brawl!!!. Glenn Greenwald is a rightwinger er something because some righties agree with him on NSA overeach. Er something. It’s Chunky Boo Hoo, it doesn’t have to make sense. It just needs to sound kinda bad while his ears are covered, while yelling La La La. La La La. Not listening to logic! Can’t hear you!

    Never mind this criticism is coming from an asswipe who ran a right wing blog for EIGHT. LONG YEARS. And calls everyone associated with it during that period a racist bigot, EXCEPT his lame ass “brainwashed” LOL! self!

    Chunk you are a comical putz.

    • Just poop says:

      Charles stole his throbbing memo from free republic

      the only reason anybody ever knew who he was is from that stolen memo from free republic

      • Bunk X says:

        He stole the throbbing memo idea from Jeremy Chrysler/Pacetown and duplicated it using the exact same paragraph, then claimed it as his own.

    • Who doesn't know the term 900 pound gorilla = RACIST? says:

      Well that’s OK because he was just stealing from racists.

  19. Who doesn't know the term 900 pound gorilla = RACIST? says:

    War pr0n courtesy of the Nobel Peace Prize winner in chief:

    We’re not going it alone. Saudi Arabia, Jordan and UAE gave us some tiny bombs (they’re kinda cute) which we won’t use. Because we have these ASSKICKING BUNKER BUSTERS and DAISY CUTTERS!

    • OLT's This Can Be Fun says:

      The BLU-82B “daisy cutter” was retired and replaced by the mighty GBU-43/B MOAB (Massive Ordinance Airburst Bomb).

      • Octopus says:

        I think those were penetrators, hitting that building. I would have liked to see the whole thing obliterated instantaneously, but I suspect some bad things happened to anyone inside, even if they were jabbering jihadi-strategery in the basement.

    • Captain Death says:

      I hope our responses to ISIS will be proportionate (the same stupid advice we gave Israel).

  20. Who doesn't know the term 900 pound gorilla = RACIST? says:

    Hey lookie here. The Prog Turd Times (aka NY Times) is still play-acting at being an objective news source who doesn’t just make shit up for the Proggie narrative. Why? I have no idea. No one with any sense pays attention to their propaganda anymore anyway. They told a massive Progturd lie two weeks ago and now, long after all the LIVs have gone forth and spread the knowleges to the other libtards not paying attention, they issue this little minor oopsie! statement. Did we say Bush had no coalition in Iraq??? Well yeah I guess we did har har.

    The New York Times fessed up in its Tuesday edition about an erroneous claim it made nearly two weeks earlier. Mark Landler, in his reporting on President Obama’s September 10, 2014 prime time address on ISIS, asserted in an article the following morning that “unlike Mr. Bush in the Iraq war, Mr. Obama has sought to surround the United States with partners.”

    The liberal newspaper finally realized the false nature of the reporter’s statement, and issued the following correction, which ran on page A-2:

    An article on Sept. 11 about President Obama’s speech to the nation describing his plans for a military campaign against the Islamic State, also known as ISIS, gave an incorrect comparison between efforts by the president to seek allies’ support for his plans and President George W. Bush’s efforts on such backing for the Iraq war. The approach Mr. Obama is taking is similar to the one Mr. Bush took; it is not the case that, “Unlike Mr. Bush in the Iraq war, Mr. Obama has sought to surround the United States with partners.”

    Landler wasn’t alone in forwarding this misleading portrayal about the Iraq War. Earlier in September, Boston Globe reporter Bryan Bender bluntly issued an akin statement in a Twitter exchange with Fox News Channel contributor Richard Grenell: “Bush had no coalition.” Grenell countered that 48 countries were actually part of that war effort.

    Interestingly, as HotAir’s Ed Morrissey pointed out on Tuesday, the Times issued a correction regarding a photo credit on Landler’s article a mere two days later after it was published. Morrissey also spotlighted that Josh Lederman of the Associated Press Tweeted a similar claim as Landler and Bender on Monday.

    And according to Chunky Preezy Obungle even has a Strategery and a whole big coalition of some A-rabs (emirates and Oil Ticks and such). Bush just had his wife and Karl Rove and the pet dog. That’s why everyone hates America.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I heard that echoed yesterday somewhere that Bush took us to Iraq unilaterally and at least Obama was building a coalition.

      Mah haid almos sploded.

      • Dudebro says:

        And the false claim that invading Iraq was illegal. Saddam signed a cease-fire over the original 91 gulf war (which was sanctioned by the UN) and never complied with the terms for disclosing WMD and allowing UN inspectors to verify them.

        Nobel Peace prize winner Obama is bombing Syria under the authority of which UN resolution?

  21. Octopus says:

    Isn’t it a strange coincidence that the Smug Science Wizard Of Our Time is apparently this close to being an empty-suit, like the Unicorn Messiah? I understand it’s very racist of me to say this, but I’d say the same thing if it was Whitebread Bowtie Bill Nye the Left was worshipping, and have done on many occasions. Tyson Chicken is more “qualified” than Nye, in terms of degrees and whatnot, but he’s just as ideologically-blinkered. I fart in his general direction.

  22. poteen2 says:

    Weezy and Jimmpunk slither back and all of the sudden Charlie is swingin’ his banstick again.
    Funny how “Sybil” comes to mind.

  23. JimboXL says:

    Here’s a great idea, let’s vote to arm ISIS in Syria to fight ISIS! It makes as much sense as sending thousands of troops to an Ebola hot zone so they can get infected and bring it back. I CAN believe the dumb Republicans took the war bait again. The Republican Party is without a doubt the dumbest political party on the planet. Too bad we don’t have a parliamentary system because then they’d only have one to two representatives max.

  24. trebob says:

    Limbaugh gives her a very generous tip, twice and she calls it blood money. She then donates the cash to an organization supporting/paying for killing babies.

    Some real eff’ed up folks out there. Priorities are all screwed up.

  25. Minnow says:

    Just on the off chance that Barry didn’t catch it…. Pam Geller has been on the NBC Nightly News a couple of times recently.

    That’s because Barry is God and not mentally ill and Pam Geller IS fucked up and mentally ill etc. etc.


  26. Bunk X says:

    24 hours of Johnson Tweets:

    19% Gabby Giffords
    37% Glenn Greenwald
    44% Jim Hoft

    (Those don’t include the 62% of his total tweets spamming and respamming LGF posts.)

  27. Minnow says:

    Surf’s up Barry!

  28. swamprat says:

    Looking over the comments at lgf, I have come to the conclusion that the current group is either incapable of cognitive dissonance or are comprised entirely of sox.

    • swamprat says:

      to wit less:

      68 HappyWarrior Sep 23, 2014 10:56:04am 5

      re: #67 WhatEVs

      I don’t know if that is true. Didn’t he support George W. Bush’s excellent adventures? Maybe I am misrememberin’.

      Not only did he support them, he was very critical of people who criticized them. Very nasty.


      74 HappyWarrior Sep 23, 2014 11:01:17am 0

      re: #72 Pie-onist Overlord


      Exactly, the dude’s a fucking hypocrite.

  29. Octopus says:

    White House intruder just wanted to talk to the Unicorn Messiah about climate change. What’s everyone so worked up about? It’s an important topic, near and dear to everyone’s heart, that’s all worked up by the Goracle and whatnot. Had some guns and ammo, but that’s just to help control the polluters, if need be.

  30. swamprat says:

    The site that sometimes panders to anti Israel commenters is also congratulating itself on having muslims on board.

  31. swamprat says:

    charles tweefed

    @ChuckCJohnson You should get in touch with Anders Breivik. You and he think a lot alike. 42 minutes ago

    And he should know

    Can’t believe he went there.

  32. Minnow says:

    so…. let’s go over this – shall we?

    Charles Krauthammer is a licensed psychiatrist (you know, as in an M.D.).

    Stephen Colbert has never been funny and anyone who thinks he is has deep, deep problems that Dr. Krauthammer might help you with.

    And Barry?

    Barry is a fat, brain damaged moron who will say or do anything for even the slightest amount of attention.

    Barry thinks he is being hip by pointing out some truly stupid ramblings by Stephen Colbert about Dr. Krauthammer.

    What a sad and pathetic little boy you have become Barry.

  33. swamprat says:

    the man who was deluded by the rightwing, by a menu board, by a flag, by a Weiner and by Barrett Brown tweefs:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 3h

    .@gatewaypundit Or was it “coming back to bite you in the ass” when you fell for that fake Obama Columbia Univ. ID?

  34. swamprat says:

    Got to gives charles credit in that he did jump off the crazytrain. But he was tootin’ the whistle before he bailed.

    I’ve looked through his comments and he would go against general mayhem of Islam, then vilify, then decry ONLY the violent of Islam, then he would disparage Islam en general…
    In many ways he was all over the map, but he stopped short at indiscriminate violence and deportation. His worst comments were directed at Palestine.

    I think that when he coalesced his feelings into a direct statement against Islamicide Breivik felt betrayed by someone whom he felt was a fellow traveler;

    When charles said. “Oh, no! I’m not THAT crazy!” Many who had looked to him as a source felt betrayed.

    That he did not jump into the abyss is to his credit. But he lied and still lies about his path.