Charles now against ISIS

When ISIS began to get in the news, Charles downplayed their evil nature. There were even people on LGF who defended the actions of ISIS. Now Charles is against ISIS, but not because they are Islamic militants. The aging shut in Hipster is against ISIS because they are CREATIONISTS!

ISIS is bad

There are many reasons to oppose ISIS, but creationism has to be the most stupid one.

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127 Comments on “Charles now against ISIS”

  1. Doppel milyo says:

    Charles is a winner of many blog Darwin awards

    • Arachne says:

      This is really bringing the stupid. And I do mean STUPID. Mental illness, thy name is Charles Johnson (and not the one reporting from Ferguson).

  2. HaikuMan says:

    Chuck’s against ISIS
    because now Obama is.
    It’s simple as that.

  3. Arachne says:

    Not because they are evil incarnate, mind you.
    Because – gasp! – they won’t teach evolution.

    Oh, BTW, did any of my Twitter peeps see my exchange with Jane the Wonder Moonbat this morning?

    • rightymouse says:

      Got a linky???

      • Arachne says:

        You actually just need to look at my timeline. I had not one but two trolling incidents and never, but NEVER. lost my cool. Just used the pokey stick. I must have been doing something right though — I got 13 new followers out of it.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      these Muslims don’t teach evolution. in case you haven’t noticed, they’re stuck in the 4th century.

  4. Doppel milyo says:

    “maybe this is why the religious right and social conservatives ……..recognize ISIS as mirror images of themselves”

    this has to be the dumbest fucking shit I’ve read in years

    Charles you are a truly mentally ill person, or the world’s biggest internet troll

    my guess is both

    • Arachne says:

      Pelosi said the same thing about Republicans yesterday – they were “like ISIS.” Got roundly scorched on the internet for it.

      Did he tweet this out, by the way? Maybe he’s hoping for that coveted Twitchy mention at last.

      [edited] Yes I see that he did. Moron.

      • OLT's DAMN, I COULD SELL THAT! says:

        If Republicans were like ISIS, Pelosi would be in a bag and not permitted to speak.

        /Careful what you ask for, you might get it.

        /ancient Chinese proverb attributed to OLT’s dad

      • Doppel milyo says:

        He’s sounding more and more like Alex Jones every day

        Alex Jones runs around saying that there is a secret evil police state that wants to silence him

        hey Alex and Charles. Pro Tip : that’s what actually happens if what you say is true. you fucking disappear.
        ask 10 million disappeared Russians how that works

  5. Octopus says:

    http://nypost.com/2014/09/13/how-falsehoods-and-fibs-have-shaped-the-obama-presidency/

    It would be rather easy to do a post with each of these major lies from the Unicorn Messiah, with Chunky’s posts and tweets of support for each of them. I’d do it myself, but I’m swamped today.

  6. Captain Death says:

    Has anyone considered the possibility that Charles is suffering syphilitic dementia?

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Chuck — New Gallup results. 23% are happy with direction of the Country. 1% not sure. 76% SOLID not happy. Chew on that pal.

    • Because says:

      Wouldn’t that mean that he would have has sex at some point? I s’pose you can get it from guys.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      neurosyphilis + multi infarct dementia + chronic drug use + recent bicycle fall and head trauma + he wasn’t too smart to begin with = current loony moonbat shit for brains status

    • Abu Chuck's Wife Stopped Putting Out for Charles Years Ago, olo says:

      Chuck hasn’t been laid in at least 2 years, so no, syphilitic dementia has been ruled out.
      However, he could have contracted penis penis penis lol from the Cheetos delivery man.
      With a smile on his two faces.
      / thankfully he never, ever reads here

  7. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Poem of the Day

    Dear Charles
    Once “We,the People……”
    realize I am the 2nd Coming
    of Christ and that YOU are an
    adjective then they will
    be able
    to grasp
    my saying
    “Upon this
    rocky
    I will build
    my churchy.”
    …and America will have the
    weapon it needs to face the
    threat posed by the
    ISLAMIC STATE
    …led by “We, the People of California”

    who have led in the wars against
    Balsamic Vinaigrette.”
    You HAVE to follow a serious “STATEMET”
    with humor for those who need to laugh
    or you’ll LOSE the Americans
    who need a joke and
    WILL NOT ACCEPT
    egg in their face
    unless you throw in
    a yoke

    AND DON’T START THAT
    “I’m not giving you any more dope”
    schitt or “…when youre drinking..”
    doo doo
    YOU BLEW IT ( definition-wise)
    when you said last nite
    as we were lying side by side
    in bed
    ( of all things)

    “You and me and Lisa have
    a polygamous relationship”
    I tell Lisa,
    “Lisa…Charles’ POLY-
    like POLY wants a cracker…..”
    and “..you’re
    “Gummus”

    GUMMUS helps stick us
    together with TEETH and
    my new book, “Sho’ Biz Bites”
    plus the Brotherhood
    (that goes with the
    Nazi Sisters
    (who are relieved by
    Charles und Lisa)
    are THE MARX BROS.
    including
    GUMMO

    de-penning
    on

  8. Minnow says:

    Barry, in his inimitable fashion, has once again grabbed the world’s attention. ISIS is probably having a crisis meeting about the subject of evolution right now to see how they might nuance this archaic aspect of their otherwise hip, forward thinking movement into a minor footnote so that the rest of the world doesn’t draw any misconstrued notions about their hipness and coolness.

    Now lop off that head Achmed!

  9. JimboXL says:

    So the Islamic Klux Klan decapitating people is no problem, but the second they ban teaching evolution the progs start marching and all heck breaks loose. The future is dim, and Dim.

  10. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      Sterno Works

      • Dudebro says:

        Neighborhood cats are the only non-virtual friends that Gus has. He doesn’t have to feed them and they keep the mice and rats away from his Obamahovel (Garage) If only Gus could find something that eats spiders, Life would be real good.

      • Pakimon says:

        Finding something that eats wedgie administering dudebro neighbors would be helpful as well. 😆

  11. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Looks like the poem rogered this thread. Brain lock I guess.

  12. OLT's The Donkey Show Poetry Slam says:

    Wait, I just realized … this makes Stalker Charles an “Islamophobe” now (again?), right?

  13. Octopus says:

    Heheh…just stop, Fatass. STAAAAAAAAHHHPP! Right now.

    • Abu bin Sockpuppet - sometimes says:

      Octo?
      Your avatar is queer. Fix it, please. Only Charles can be queer. And then some!

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks for straightening me out, Abu. Must have been something in the Diet Vernor’s. It’s great to be back on the team!

    • Bunk X says:

      Perused a couple of blogs commenting about Daniele Watts getting pissy with a police captain for responding to a 911 call that there was a couple screwing in an MBZ with the door open.
      This is one of the more benign comments.

      ak September 16, 2014 at 1:37 pm

      She is worse than HIGH

      She is in Rep. Obahaigbon’s voice “a slogothelaks brougagaga lestyho”

      “Blacks are honestly insecure”

      ” The real truth is blacks are their own problems I was watching a medical reality show on TV and 90% of the blacks cases were all gunshot wounds. why? The white’s on the hand suffered real issues like kidney problems, head trauma, road accidents etc .”

      Are you mentally challenged?

      Did you ever hear about Apartheid and Slavery?
      Did you ever hear about a systemic mental, physical, economic, financial and social degradation and deprivation of the Black race for over 200 years by the White race?

      Blacks are insecure? Are you freaking kidding me?

      MLK will turn in his grave,
      Madiba will come out and shoot you

      ” 90% of the blacks cases were all gunshot wounds. ” – Is this a joke? Are you black? WHen you go to the hospital, did you get treated for gunshot wounds? What about your friends and family? Were they treated for gunshot wounds.

      My dear, YOU are the insecure one. Too eager to jump to your master- the White man and please him.

      Read about your history. That is what got us colonized.

      Msscheww

      • Bunk X says:

        That ignorant racist rant was from here.

        http://www.bellanaija.com/2014/09/15/african-american-actress-claims-she-was-detained-for-prostitution-for-kissing-her-white-boyfriend-in-public/#comments

        Interesting that Danielle Watts’ claim to fame was to appear in Quentin Tarantino’s blatantly racist movie Django Unchained. starring Jamie Foxx.

        While hosting NBC’s Saturday Night Live, Jamie Foxx joked about being excited “to kill all the white people in the movie”. Columnist Jeff Kuhner wrote a reaction to the SNL skit for The Washington Times, saying: “Anti-white bigotry has become embedded in our postmodern culture. Take Django Unchained. The movie boils down to one central theme: the white man as devil—a moral scourge who must be eradicated like a lethal virus.”[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Django_Unchained]

      • Octopus says:

        The amount of Racism in “Django Unchained” would keep the Race Detective busy for years, if he had to catalogue and discuss each instance in the movie, by both black and white characters.

        As for this idiot actress, well, I saw and heard her routine on TMZ, and couldn’t stop laughing. “I’ll bet you some of those people in that building are racist!” (because someone in the building called the cops, as the actress was having sex in an open car on the street right outside) 😆

        I hope she was really high during her rant, ‘cuz if she wasn’t, she’s crazier than a crate full of cuckoos. “I’d like to refer you to my publicist,” she said, as the cuffs were applied. 😆

      • The cops deprived her of her dignity doncha know says:

        Never heard of her until she decided to let her boyfriend bone her in public. Anyone so stupid as to pretend like she doesn’t know fucking in a car on the street isn’t illegal and then blame the cops when she gets busted deserves to be laughed at and mocked a la Chunky the Boo Hoo Hut. I think I read too she was mad the cop pretended not to recognize her. LOL! She thinks she’s a big red carpet star for appearing in one of Tarantino’s gore fests! She’s a moron.

    • Bunk X says:

      • Bunk X says:


        Django and Stephan Unchained.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’d like to know what Twitter Trust and Safety considers “targeted abuse”.

        Are there specific guidelines or is it just some vague, nebulous term that can be applied at a whim to placate sniveling dickheads?

        Let’s find out.

        From the Twitter Rules page:

        Targeted Abuse: You may not engage in targeted abuse or harassment. Some of the factors that we take into account when determining what conduct is considered to be targeted abuse or harassment are:

        if you are sending messages to a user from multiple accounts;
        if the sole purpose of your account is to send abusive messages to others;
        if the reported behavior is one-sided or includes threats

        Okaaaaay.

        A vague, nebulous term that can be applied at a whim to placate sniveling dickheads it is….

      • Pakimon says:

        While I was at the Twitter Rules page, I checked to see how Twitter defines spam.

        Interestingly, I discovered that our favorite corpulent ponytailed Twitterwarrior violates numerous rules under the Twitter spam policy which I highlighted below.

        From the Twitter Rules page:

        Spam: You may not use the Twitter service for the purpose of spamming anyone. What constitutes “spamming” will evolve as we respond to new tricks and tactics by spammers. Some of the factors that we take into account when determining what conduct is considered to be spamming are:

        If you have followed and/or unfollowed large amounts of users in a short time period, particularly by automated means (aggressive following or follower churn);
        If you repeatedly follow and unfollow people, whether to build followers or to garner more attention for your profile;
        If your updates consist mainly of links, and not personal updates;
        If a large number of people are blocking you;
        If a large number of spam complaints have been filed against you;
        If you post duplicate content over multiple accounts or multiple duplicate updates on one account;
        If you post multiple unrelated updates to a topic using #, trending or popular topic, or promoted trend;
        If you send large numbers of duplicate @replies or mentions;
        If you send large numbers of unsolicited @replies or mentions;
        If you add a large number of unrelated users to lists;
        If you repeatedly create false or misleading content;
        Randomly or aggressively following, favoriting or Retweeting Tweets;
        If you repeatedly post other users’ account information as your own (bio, Tweets, url, etc.);
        If you post misleading links (e.g. affiliate links, links to malware/click jacking pages, etc.);
        Creating misleading accounts or account interactions;
        Selling or purchasing account interactions (such as selling or purchasing followers, Retweets, favorites, etc.);
        Using or promoting third-party services or apps that claim to get you more followers (such as follower trains, sites promising “more followers fast” or any other site that offers to automatically add followers to your account);

        I just highlighted the glaringly obvious violations by The Chunkster but I’d bet there would be more if someone were inclined to dig a little deeper.

        I can’t even… 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I must have missed it. Because didn’t see anything on my timeline about it. And I follow the ones in the know. How come you never post screenshots?

  14. Zeus Crankypants says:

    I’ve managed all the tranage, the shows almost over.

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    news.yahoo.com/college-students-sign-petition-support-isis-9-11-210206503.html?soc_src=mediacontentstory

    • Octopus says:

      I imagine people living in the Dust Bowl during the Depression thought something like that, Jive. “The Worst Hard Time” was a rough slog. During this painful recession, people sometimes had to wait a couple months before upgrading to the latest cellphone miracle. Others were forced to sell their precious belongings on Ebay, to pay for their Caribbean cruises. Americans spend billions, trying to lose weight. Billions more, providing their deserving canine companions with the good life. The American Dog Dream.

      Somewhere, a fake Indian is made sad by all this. A real tear courses down his cheek, as he ponders the fair maiden he loved and lost, along with his wallet and car-keys, back in the Motel Six by the airport. How did it come to this? Well, maybe it was the crack. Should have known that stuff would be trouble.

    • Because says:

      Ludwig was prescient. And precious, too.

  16. Bunk X says:

    Fuck you, racist, and fuck those who foment it.

    • Pakimon says:

      Going down like a clown!

      No worries.

      Dork_Falcon has plenty of armies and they’re all lined up, painted and ready to go!

    • Octopus says:

      The looting is going down! Better hire a few beefy security guards.

      I’ve seen school board meetings here in Novi that were more combative. 😆

    • The cops deprived her of her dignity doncha know says:

      Those are tough Twitter words Antonio. You and what army? The Black Panther morons who can’t even spell Revolushunses? Or the other illiterates, aka Chicago/Philly/NY/Ballymore 13, 14 and 15 year olds busily shooting each other in the face?

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      great news. come on crazy violent scumbags

      the national guard can just leave a big fucking stain and we can all live happily ever after

  17. Octopus says:

    The Michael Brown case is such a nice distraction from the real race war, ain’t it?

    http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2014/09/16/6-shootings-overnight-in-st-louis/

    Of course, the neverending black-on-black carnage is the fault of white racists.

  18. Arachne says:

    Benghazi hearings start shortly. BTW, has “nothing to see here” Johnson commented on the allegations that Hildebeest hid documents?

    • Octopus says:

      He has not commented on that, as far as I’ve seen. Still waiting for his Waddling Orders. This is a bit of a sticky wicket…but you know they’ll come up with something. Something stupid that makes no sense, but something.

    • The cops deprived her of her dignity doncha know says:

      Chunky McFartCheeks: I’m sorry. I c*nt hear you. I have an ear inf*cktion. Bare ass me again.

  19. Octopus says:

    A little too right-on-the-nose, Gus. Stop hitting yourself!

    • Octopus says:

      BOOZER E N GOP H A ZEALOTS I
      14 minutes ago
      Bunch of damn boozers.
      15 minutes ago

      Please stop hitting yourself. Have a nice can of Sterno, and stfu.

    • The cops deprived her of her dignity doncha know says:

      Wow. Such insight. It’s almost like anyone ever thought the internet was a utopia. Which is retarded since utopia means a perfect society. Not a perfect interactive electronic media. Which no one ever thought it was. And it’s like a town drunk how? Can I get the last two wasted minutes of thinking about Gus being a loser back?

      Didn’t think so.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s lucky that guy only had water handy, instead of gas or lighter fluid, followed by a match.

      That’s an unruly crowd.

  20. Arachne says:

    Israel of the DCCC actually sent out a tweet yesterday calling for sponsors to drop Rush Limbaugh, saying he supports violence against women. You know, I think it’s time for Rush to actually file suit against these assholes – the count would be “Intentional Interference With Prospective Business Advantage.” And he should hire Mark Levin as his trial lawyer.

  21. Because yeah, and? says:

    • Octopus says:

      “Science” doesn’t mean science, to Warmening Zealots. It means Proggie Politics. Chunky keeps missing memo after memo…from us, I mean.

      http://tinyurl.com/qedtdtu

    • The cops deprived her of her dignity doncha know says:

      Asked to specifically detail what makes Obama a science denier, Jindal first listed the administration’s stance on approving the Keystone Pipeline.

      “For five years, they’ve said they’re studying this,” Jindal said. “Their own state department says it’ll have no discernible environmental impact.”

      The governor also took aim at the Obama’s administration’s attempts to regulate CO2 emissions.

      “When you look at the EPA policies, again, even if you accept the premise behind their attempts to regulate CO2 emissions from power plants, not even the EPA’s regional office can explain how they came up with their numbers,” he said.

      Jindal also said the result of shifting energy intensive industries overseas makes little sense.

      The idea that unilateral actions to hurt our economy are going to somehow benefit the environment make no scientific sense,” he said. “Exporting those energy intensive industries, if that’s what we succeed in doing, we’ll actually make the environment worse. They’ll now be performed in countries with weaker environmental regulations.”

      Plus they’re total dickwads!! That last bit was mine.

  22. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/2014/09/17/everything-you-need-to-know-for-todays-benghazi-hearing/

    …includes a shout-out to Media Matters, for Chunky’s benefit. 😆

    Go get ’em, Trey.

  23. Octopus says:

    Okay time for a Hump Day workout?

    Work dat. 🙂

  24. The cops deprived her of her dignity doncha know says:

    Comical Progturd double think:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/09/17/luis-gutierrez-i-have-a-duty-to-protect-america-which-is-why-i-cant-support-a-border-security-bill/

    He meant the American continent and specifically he was thinking of Mexicans in America.

  25. The cops deprived her of her dignity doncha know says:

    More comical Progturd double speak:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/actual-headline-global-warming-likely-to-cause-colder-and-snowier-winters-scientists-say/

    Teh Warmening AND Teh Coldening = Teh Warmening!!!

    Libtards continue to lap it up. LOL!

  26. Because says:

  27. Minnow says:

    Barry, you are a turd.