Jonah Goldberg smacks Charles

Charles began harassing Jonah Goldberg on Twitter. Goldberg responds with a smackdown tweet.

Charles is a deranged freak.

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102 Comments on “Jonah Goldberg smacks Charles”

  1. dwells38 says:

    Why did Chunk change his time stamp to 9/11?

    • dwells38 says:

      Neb mind. I looked on my phone and Jonah’s had the right time stamp. When I look at Chunk’s tweets from today on this site with this lap top they’re timestamped Sept 11. Ex:

      The beltway media is going to complain all night, but there’s no doubt ISIL got the message.—
      Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 11, 2014

      Dunno why.

  2. Abu ICYMI says:

    Jonas responding might have made Charles dance for the first time in 2 decades. Hopefully Chuck keeps poking. He won’t enjoy the attention he seeks.

    Off topic: It’s almost 9/11/14. I fear moslems will attack American’s abroad.

  3. Octopus says:

    This scrap of attention will keep Chunky going for daze! 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Dodged a bullet, and took a unicorn-horn straight through the heart.

  5. Octopus says:

    No, he’s viciously insane. By your standards, I mean. You should read the guy’s stuff, Fatass. You’d be shocked at the horrible racism and genocidal bloodlust. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    The Oblivious One is also the King Of Irrelevance. 😆

  7. Bunk X says:

    So how many @Gus’s have signed up to say howdy to Charles?
    The Gus Squad Lives.

  8. Pakimon says:

    The Gus Squad on the offensive?

  9. Pakimon says:

    Wow. Chunky seems to be posting variations of the following tweet virtually every night before toddling off to the bed in a cloud of peevish annoyance. 😆

  10. Arachne says:

    Chuck jumps into Goldberg’s timeline, uninvited, and then complains that RW are attacking him. But don’t ever jump in Fatso’s timeline!

  11. Because says:

  12. Arachne says:

    I haven’t seen this anywhere on the webz, so maybe someone can enlighten me. I see everyone screaming for Roger Goodell’s head over the Ray Rice thing, but is there anyone out there wondering if the State’s Attorney for Atlantic County, New Jersey is going to indict this guy?

    • dwells38 says:

      I was wondering about that too. With the elevator recording they don’t need her co-operation to press assault charges, do they? I mean he cold cocked her and dragged her out afterward. Didn’t call 911. She might have been dying for all Alley Oop knew or cared as he was dragging her around.

      • Arachne says:

        He’s lucky she wasn’t killed. Prisons are filled with idiots who got drunk, engaged in bar fights and are now doing 5-10 for voluntary manslaughter for a one-punch homicide.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        but they were just “unarmed” gentle giants

        UNARMED

        /

  13. Because olo says:

    • Because olo says:

    • Arachne says:

      And only two retweets for you, Fatass.
      Oh the jealousy….the jealousy.

      • Octopus says:

        Another day of jealousy and butthurt looms, for Dear Fatass. 😦

      • Arachne says:

        And how does he know that all 13,000 of the retweets came from right wingers? Lot of moderates and moderate libs are fed up with Obama too, Fatass.

      • Because olo says:

        A lot of extreme lefties are fed up with him, too. He’s not exactly helping “the cause” in the big picture. Obamacare is a big mess of egg bukkake from the Bumf Buffet.

      • Arachne says:

        The extreme lefties are not going to be happy about him going to “war” against ISIS.

  14. Octopus says:

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/09/10/obama-calls-says-islamic-state-terrorists-are-not-islamic-n1890155

    CAIR was involved in his absurdist message-formulation. Remember when Chunky used to crucify CAIR, on a near-daily basis? So racist, he was. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      So, how did the Right Wing dupe him on CAIR? I mean he read the same stuff we did, didn’t he?

      • Octopus says:

        Well, they duped him on Everything. It was all their fault. He had no input, into his worldview from 9-11 to Nein Chunky, the day he got the straight-arm from Pam.

      • Pakimon says:

        Cheetos are the cause!

        Cheetos are the devil’s hordeurves and Mountain Dew is liquid evil.

        It’s the menu for eternal dupe damnation!

        I tried to warn him… he wouldn’t believe me.

    • dwells38 says:

      CAIR: Hey Obungle. Can you blow a little smoke re: our global caliphate plan? Uh…tell ’em our Islamic Terror army has nothing to do with Islam. LOL!!! Oh I kill me!! Oh sorry to make you nervous. Yes I’ll stand back a bit. Anyhoo we want to keep ’em dozing until we can get more established here in the US. Hey and thanks for opening up that giant southern hole for our terrorists to get through. Trainloads of cute little sick alien kids to distract ’em and overwhelm law enforcement. Brilliant stuff man! We promise when we take over it’s golf, golf, golf, golf for you. We’ll count golfing as going to prayers for you. That’s up to 5 times a day!!! And once Shari’a law takes over Michelle will have to cover up and shut up so no one will really know if it’s her or not. Get my drift? I’m just saying.

  15. osprey1 says:

    A pox on both their houses. The Golddweeb tweeted his support of the cowardly lion Rich Lowery’s firing John Derbyshire from NRO (while the later was struggling with cancer) over writing an article at Takimag that, while politically incorrect, was just common sense, and Chuckus Pannus is…well…Chuckus Pannus.

    • Arachne says:

      True, but Jonah’s at least tweeting a response that comes from some sort of analysis. Pannus just waited for someone from the left to tell him what to say and then trolled it. If you pinned him down, he could not tell you from either a factual or analytical standpoint where he takes issue with anything, because everything he does is simply to get him noticed. He just waits for MMFA or KKKOS or DU to hand him the talking points. Sort of like Obama – who is essentially the dummy for Jarrett, his ventriloquist.

  16. Arachne says:

    So has the foreign policy sage of Culver City tweeted out his assessment of Obama’s plans for ISIS – you know the one where he has 10 whole coalition members and it looks like the UK has already said “No thanks.”

    This is what being a shit to your allies gets you, Obama. Suddenly you need friends and it’s “the cheese stands alone.”

  17. Minnow says:

    Barry holding up the Boy Scout salute has to take the cake. WTF?

    I remember watching that interview….. totally out of context when he did that.

    He – of course – thought it would be viewed as “hip”.

    (yeah right)

    • Because olo says:

      Which Barry?

    • rightymouse says:

      And he’s wearing the same awful black top (t-shirt, stretchy top?) in at least 5 of those pics. 😯

    • OLT's Hipster Douche Failure says:

      Meh.

      The Scout sign is held up at 90 degree angles. Stalker Charles is mocking Hinduism with that sloppy gesture.

      • OLT's Hipster Douche Failure says:

        BTW, this makes him a “mudra fucker”. Write that down.

      • Minnow says:

        Ahhhh… okay… I looked it up….

        “The gesture has become the unofficial symbol of resistance against a military regime that has suspended democracy and severely curtailed freedom of expression.”

        Why, of course Barry would do this at the beginning of an interview on TV. It of course would be very appropos to show this sign in our country given the fact that….

        Oh yeah – that’s right it wouldn’t make any sense except to demonstrate that Barry saw some movie and didn’t really understand what he had seen.

  18. Octopus says:

    Somebody should appropriate that pic on the lower right, for their Twitter self. He wouldn’t mind, since he doesn’t acknowledge that it’s him. Him about 5-6 years ago, and probably another 75-100 lbs.

    • osprey1 says:

      Somebody needs to get a still shot of the coquettish shoulder shrug gesture with the smug smile in that same interview. I can’t figure out whether I want to laugh out loud or slap him when I see that. Never mind, I want to do both!

  19. trebob says:

    America: A Country Run by Idiots

    1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.

    2. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.

    3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

    4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.

    5. If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by idiots.

    6. If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.

    7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.

    8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of grade school for saying his teacher’s “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots.

    9. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones, you live in a country run by idiots.

    10. If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work, you live in a country run by idiots.

    11. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

  20. osprey1 says:

    Speaking of Race, and the Race Detective, what ever happened to the “Charles Johnson, Race Detective” comic page? Is it dead? Does anyone here know how to get in touch with the person behind it?

  21. Octopus says:

    Idiots close to home, disgracing themselves. I don’t usually like to jump into outrage-porn, but this one got my goat. The donkey, too. Not sure about the sheep.

    Fortunately, the school superintendent got involved, and he’s a Marine. I’d like to see somebody hung out for public ridicule, though. The jackass responsible, I mean. I guarantee this has something to do with Muslim students.

    http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/26491600/army-officer-is-told-he-cant-enter-his-daughters-high-school-because-hes-wearing-his-uniform

    ROCHESTER, Mich. (WJBK) – Lieutenant Colonel Sherwood Baker says he is just a father who was trying to help his daughter find her way at her new high school.
    Lt… Baker has served in the Army for 24 years. This past week he was told by Rochester Adams high school security that if he wanted to get into the high school with his daughter he was going to have to go home and change his clothes.

    Baker’s wife, Rachel Ferhadson says, “Before he was allowed in, the security guard stopped him and said sorry your not allowed in the school. Security told him men and women in uniform weren’t allowed because it may offend another student.”

    Lt. B
    Lt.er says he was simply coming to the school to speak with his daughter’s counselor regarding her class schedule but was turned away at the doors because he was not wearing a tie.

    Rochester Schools superintendent Robert Shaner, who is a veteran himself, quickly took care of the situation apologizing to the family for their troubles.

    Shaner sent a letter to Fox 2 which says: “The district has apologized for any perception that individuals in uniform are not welcome in the school. The district does not have a policy excluding individuals in uniform and will be working with administration and the firm that handles our security to make sure district policies are understood and communicated accurately.”

    The Baker family has scheduled a meeting with the principal of Adams high school in the coming days.

  22. Sy DeNyer says:

    Poor chunky.
    http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/crime/2014/09/11/inches-possible-black-hills/15434275/

    This calls for a new song:

    The Climes They Aren’t A Changin’ – by Sy DeNyer.

    Come gather ’round pinheads
    Wherever you roam
    And assert that the waters
    Around coasts have grown
    And tell everyone that
    They’ll be scorched to the bone
    If your climate change hoax
    Is worth savin’
    Then you better start
    Or your fate will be sown
    For the climes they aren’t a-changin’.

    Come preeners and Progturds
    Who prophesize warmin’
    And keep your lies wide
    The chance won’t come again
    And don’t stop too soon
    Keep the lies still spinnin’
    And there’s no stoppin’ who
    You’ll be blamin’
    For its CO2 now
    And the evil drillin’
    For the climes they aren’t a-changin’.

    Come crooked croneys
    let’s feed the beasts maw
    Let’s blame it on Capitalists
    And make it their fault
    For they must get hurt
    And the economy stalled
    There’s deniers outside
    And they’re ragin’
    They are harshing our buzz
    As the temperatures fall
    For the climes they aren’t a-changin’.

    Come corrupt science guys
    Throughout the land
    And just say fancy stuff
    Those dopes can’t understand
    All the liberal mooks
    Are at your command
    They don’t mind
    settled science is changin’
    Please keep shoveling it out
    And they’ll lend you their hand
    For the climes they aren’t a-changin’.

    The narrative’s done
    The story is cast
    The climate whores
    Aren’t ever going to be chaste
    The models, wrong now
    As they were in the past
    The dumbth is
    all that they’re tradin’
    And a new label’s coming
    as dumb as the last
    For the climes they aren’t a-changin’.

    ASSCLAP, SEASICK 2014

  23. Octopus says:

    Maher is defending the Christian Right, and pigs are flying in swarms. Or, whatever you call a group of flying pigs. A squadron?

    • OLT's Hipster Douche Failure says:

      That must have been a big punch bowl, to get both those turds in it at the same time.

      And Charlie needs to hold off on the liquor for at least 24 hours before a “show”.

  24. Octopus says:

    Old PJM boss, cracking on Obama The Conqueror, revealed just last night. Chunky’s gonna plotz. 😆

    http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2014/09/10/the-nowhere-man-goes-to-war/?singlepage=true

    Excerpt:

    Pity Barack Obama. Our hapless chief executive must be suffering from a cognitive disorder the size of Alpha Centauri. The poor guy grew up on the anti-imperialist mouthings of lefty poet Frank Marshall Davis, schoolboy revolutionary Bill Ayers and later anti-Israel professor Rashid Khalidi, not to mention the well-known anti-American excrescences of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, and now he has to go to war — as an imperialist — against the very Third World people he was told again and again we colonized and destroyed. His head must be about to explode.

    No wonder he insisted in his Wednesday night speech that the Islamic State is not Islamic — what is it? Hindu? Zoroastrian? A lost tribe of Hasidic Jews? — and that we are fighting an amorphous “terrorist group” (the Irish Republican Army? Basque separatists perhaps?), not the jihadism whose violent ideology has so obviously metastasized across several continents under many guises during his administration with no end remotely in sight. He dares not name our enemy, although it’s almost impossible to imagine how we could win without doing so. He cannot say anything that’s true because he doesn’t know what is true or, perhaps more likely, is terrified to know and then have to admit it. If he did, everything would unravel, not just the jejune Marxism of Frank Marshall Davis. Everything.

    • Because olo says:

      Well, duh. ISIS stands for “Tea Party”.

      Don’t you know no nuthing?

      • Octopus says:

        It was touching to see that workplace-violence-involved non-Muslim, Nidal Hasan, applying for a work visa from prison in order to help out with the humanitarian work of ISIS/Tea Party.

        http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/08/28/fort-hood-shooter-nidal-hasan-writes-chilling-letter-to-islamic-state-leader/

        Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan authored a chilling letter to the Islamic State terror group’s leader, asking to be admitted as a “citizen” of the caliphate.

        The undated 2-page letter, obtained by Fox News, was addressed to “Ameer, Mujahid Dr. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.”

        “I formally and humbly request to be made a citizen of the Islamic State,” Hasan wrote.

        “It would be an honor for any believer to be an obedient citizen soldier to a people and its leader who don’t compromise the religion of All-Mighty Allah to get along with the disbelievers,” he added.

        Hasan killed 13 and injured more than 30 at the 2009 Fort Hood shooting. The Obama administration classified the massacre as an incident of “workplace violence.”

        Hasan’s attorney, John Galligan, told Fox News that the letter “underscores how much of his life, actions and mental thought process are driven by religious zeal.”

  25. Because olo says:

  26. Doppel Milyo says:

    Ray Rice damn near beat his fiancé to death with a one punch KO
    He was unarmed

    Charles would you still care to defend Michael Brown being no threat to anybody as he was only 6 foot 5 and unarmed
    even though per his instagram account his “fists be his weapons”

    or are you defending Ray Rice?

    which is it fatso?

    • Arachne says:

      Charles is invested in the story that Brown had his hands up, which may be true. I don’t know, I wasn’t there. But didn’t all the witnesses initially say he was shot IN THE BACK? Except no, he wasn’t. No shots came from the back. Can we also then express some skepticism that he didn’t have his hands UP, either?

      There seems to be a plethora of NEW witnesses popping up, all saying he had his hands up. Well, since the area was cordoned off at the time, where were these witnesses at the onset?

      Fatso was complaining that no one was asking where Darren Wilson was. I’m sure they know – they are under no obligation to tell you or the rest of the mob mentality who have already convicted the man based on NO trustworthy evidence at all.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        these new witnesses are on the payroll of big grievance, Inc.

      • Octopus says:

        The new “witnesses” also admit, both of them, that they didn’t see the initial confrontation and the struggle inside the police car. In other words, they are useless, and will be shredded by Wilson’s defense attorney during the actual trial.

  27. Juan Epstein says:

    Obama is “a black president whose crimes have surpassed
    those of all the white presidents.”

    Get on ‘me, Yogahzi!

    The PLO is anti-Hamas fanboys.

  28. Arachne says:

    Are we taking requests? I vote for a posting of Girlie man shrug video.

  29. Because mouse-ka-bumf says:

    • Pakimon says:

      Slapping a link to your Amazon account onto every “#NowPlaying” tweet you fart out hardly constitutes writing a “script”.

      What a poser… 🙄

  30. JimboXL says:

    Now playing: “Here comes the Islamic Klux Klan, la la la and I don’t care, tweet, tweet!”

  31. Octopus says:

    In addition to his other failings, Dear Fatass is the worst DJ in the world. 😆

  32. Chunky's better than the Palins says:

    Chunk immediately taken in and posts left-wing fabrications:

    Best Story of the Day: Sarah Palin Clan Reportedly Involved in Huge Drunken Brawl
    Only the highest quality gossip

    By Chunky McFartCheeks Johnson
    Weird3 hours, 55 minutes ago • Fake Views: 4,258 bazillion

    Chunk says there’s a police report but then links to another bullshit leftard site that can barely load itself. All of the comments are anonymous but filled with rich detail about the entire Palin family being in the brawl!

    Here’s the actual police report:

    On Saturday, September 6, 2014 just before midnight Anchorage police responded to a report of a verbal and physical altercation taking place between multiple subjects outside of a residence located on the 900 block of Harbor Circle. A preliminary investigation by police revealed that a party had been taking place at a nearby residence and a fight had broken out between multiple subjects outside of the residence. At the time of the incident, none of the involved parties wanted to press charges and no arrests were made. However, the case is still an active investigation and is being reviewed by APD and the Municipal Prosecutors Office. Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident. Some of the Palin family members were in attendance at the party.

  33. Chunky's better than the Palins says:

    Chunky did not post a single thing about 9/11 on his blog today. Lawhawk did but not Chunk. Progturd piece of shit that he is, Chunk’s posts were purely about attacking his fellow countrymen.

  34. Bunk X says: