The Jim Hoft obsession

The obsession Charles has over Jim Hoft is very creepy.

This series of tweets about Jim Hoft are signs of a sick obsession Charles has. These are not the tweets of a normal sane man.


263 Comments on “The Jim Hoft obsession”

  1. swamprat says:

    This is getting promoted as a cover for M Brown’s Instagram account.
    The gang signs are pushed to drown out Mr. Brown’s little fun descriptions of himself and his personal philosophy.

    “My Hands My Ammunition”
    “I’m out here to claim what’s mines”

    So showing “dim” Jim Hoft with his gang signs showing as his hands are aloft, Brown’s self descriptions are made more soft.

    “My Hands My Ammunition” “I’m out here to claim what’s mines”= a guy who might commit a strong (un)armed robbery.

    • swamprat says:

      By avoiding using a gun, the possibility of incarceration is lessened.
      The rest, sadly, is history.

    • Because says:

      “I’m out here to claim what’s mines”

      See? He’s a prospector. Just engaging in good old free enterprise, looking for some gold in them thar hills. Just took a wrong turn in Albuquerque is all. And got pissed off at the sheriff. Not smart to slug the sheriff.

  2. swamprat says:

    Michael showing gang signs is a red herring and strawman. The real issue is his declaration that
    “My Hands My Ammunition”

    the rest is arglegarble

  3. Octopus says:

    These are not the tweets of a normal sane man.

    No. No, they’re not.

    The really sad thing, is that he’s desperately trying to regain the accidentally-acquired and soon squandered relevance he enjoyed from 9-11 to “Nein, Chunky!” The latter being the date of his cruel straight-arming from Pam, where it all began to fall apart for him like a house of cards in a hurricane.

    He craves the lost spotlight so much, he’ll do anything to get it back, even for brief shrugs of acceptance from the same dim-bulb Libturds he used to mock relentlessly for 8 years. He grovels. He whines. He licks their puke up off the floor.

    Meanwhile, people who once embraced him as a fellow conservative who was strongly against the rise of Islamofascism (still a thing, btw), have gone on to stellar careers in broadcasting, publishing and blogging, not to mention tweet-followers and the rest of what counts as popularity today. He gets no love of this type, besides an occasional retweet from some wacky moonbat. Doesn’t really feed the bulldog, does it, Chunky?

  4. Octopus says:

    Note: Now that Hoft has tweeted an ill-advised response to Chunky’s overtures, there’s going to be a couple of weeks of Dear Fatass returning to his own poop-field to roll in this glorious “victory.” Oy vey. 🙄

  5. Minnow says:

    Wow Jim Hoft looks so normal and sounds so normal.

    Barry looks so absolutely ill, and sounds so absolutely ill.

    How can there even be a discussion on this subject.

    sick dog out at the garbage can again.

  6. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry, you are the sick dog and you are out at the garbage can again and someone ought to do you a favor and call animal control.

    Say Barry – how much hair you gots on your lower layg?

    layg – thas right… we Jeffersonizing it up in heah. how much harr you got on your lower layg?

    OH THAT’S RIGHT, you are 61…… and your testosterone levels tanked about twenty years ago.

    Which means you have NO HARR on your lower layg and no HARR on YOUR ASS.

    Keep that in mind you old fool.

    You are next to nothing and you should remember your sickness, your age, your decrepitude.

    Ouch he says.


  7. Juan Epstein says:

    Look at the responses to Hofts tweets.

    Krager and the other lizard Jesuits jump into his timeline constantly.

    Then he complains.

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  9. Abu says:

    I hate (love) to bring up your divorce so often but your constant, obsessive stalking/demeaning of Jim Hoft is the sort of behavior that MIGHT have made your ex seek shelter (a court order?) from your wild, controlling behavior. You call Hoft the dumbest man on the internet, what might you have called your wife?!? Shame on you!

    Hoft has more Twitter followers and your breakdown is happening in public, penis penis penis lol

    / good thing Chuck never reads here

    • Dudebro says:

      Nope, the mope never reads here. He just happens to know what’s going on here by, guessing? Yeah, that’s it. ROTFLOL

  10. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say it a beautiful Saturday Morning and it time for Weekend Zen Sooper Happy Fun Time NFL Kickoff weekend edition!

    First selection is for my hometown NE Florida favorite team that looks to be much better then last year!

    • Octopus says:

      They’re having fun on the beach. 🙂

      So empowering. That’s real feminism. Not a bunch of cranky gals bitching about patriarchy and having to bear children for loser men with beer-guts. Gave them the vote, and look what they did with it — electing rapists like Slick Willie and con artists like Unicorn Messiah. Pah!

      • dwells38 says:

        They say that swim suit modelin’ can get pretty grueling with all the posing and retakes. So it’s not all frolicking and fun. Like the poor gal at 1:11 who’s round thigh is up against a jagged rock. And that’s probably not the first time she’s had to be up against something hard.

      • Octopus says:

        That poor haunch is going to need massaging, later. These gals are real troopers.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog also must present selection for other favorite team having grown up in Philly!

    For those who roll eyes and sigh when Pakimog present frolicking hotties on Saturday morning, Pakimog say Eagles cheerleaders do more then just frolic!

    They help save oceans!

    Watch and see how they do it by frolicking in an eco-friendly manner!


    • rightymouse says:

      OK – you asked for it. WOOF! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      These model citizens are saving the oceans. One wave at a time. And looking damn good while they’re doing it. 🙂

      • Octopus says:


      • Octopus says:

        Speaking of empowered, this gal is really…powerful. 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        THREE HOURS??????????? She’s NUTS!!!! O_o

      • Octopus says:

        Takes a little fire to make steel, ‘Mouse. No pain, no gain. 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        If I took 3 hours (or more) for a work-out, I’d be lectured about how I’m ignoring Mommy/ wife stuff like making sammies.

      • Octopus says:

        No, you only do the marathon workouts like this when your menfolk are sleeping. Dereliction of kitchen duty is never acceptable. 😉

        Note: my older girl is going through an angry feminist phase, right now. Seems the construction workers in NYC still think it’s fine to make loud commentary and wolf-whistles at young females. Such animals. 😡

  12. SpaceAllah says:

    I see where they are making fun of Hoft’s appearance.



    They want to go there. So in response I think there should be a coordinated, hammering campaign against Bloat Boy’s 15 year avatar. Don’t let up. Just keep hammering, and posting far more recent pics that show a truer representation than a nearly twenty year photo does.

    One of those photos they are parading around of Hoft has him in a wheelchair after he almost nearly died a few months back. That’s below the belt and thus the kid gloves come off.

    He wants to get personal, well, he started it, and I guarantee he can’t take what he dishes out, because he’s a fucking pussy.

  13. SpaceAllah says:

    Well what do you know, I found Bloat Boy’s theme song.

  14. dwells38 says:

    And while the Chunky one is obsessing over Jim Hoft and going into a Twitter rage every time Hoft shares more evidence that MB was a tough hood and not a gentle giant, another revelation has occurred about yet another thing that the Chunk has been completely and utterly wrong about yet has made hundreds of dismissive and mocking Tweets about.

    Namely Benghazi.

    Brett Bair’s interview of the CIA security operators who were actually there at the annex at Benghazi confirms the truth that’s been trickling out. Confirms all the statements by the administration about what happened have been nothing but a pack of lies.

    No demonstrations, nothing about a video. They pleaded for backup or at least air support. But the Commandos were told to stand down 3 times. So for 13 hours the Compound staff were mortarted on a rooftop. The two marines firing machine guns at the mortarers were eventually hit and killed. Another guy’s leg nearly torn off but survived.

    And Susan Rice went out and knowingly told a giant Progturd lie on all the national TV shows. Why? Because when Progturds are in charge their war is purely against other Americans. They’re not paying attention to foreign events except insofar as those events can be used to further their preposterous giant lie of a narrative.

    Look for Chunk and Gus to start peddling this garbage from MMFA

    where they attempt to dance on a needle regarding the words stand down, just as the ridiculous state dept cow Harf tried to do. The fact is Commandos who could help were told to wait. To wait so long they ignored the order and went in anyway. They’re convinced had they been given the go sign by the CIA chief who told them to wait Ambassador Stevens would still be alive.

  15. Dr. Matt says:

    “Obsession”? HAHAHAHAHAHA. You simpletons spend every day of your pathetic lives obsessing over Johnson…..that’s the entire premise of this sad excuse for a blog. Talk about lack of self-awareness. Mooks.

    • swamprat says:

      Thanks for your post!


    • pfft. Yea it’s hilarious

      Until someone mocks him, of course. Then it’s all about blocking, reporting, and name-calling.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Answer one question: why is it Johnson can point the finger and “spew” (one of his favorite words) at people being taken in, or duped, when he himself was taken in and duped for almost a full decade? By his own standards he’s the biggest stooge or “rube” (another one of his favorite words) around because he railed on about Palestinian car swarms and dropped phrases like “let’s give them a state” and “oil ticks” and “religion of peace” daily for almost 10 years. The only thing older than that is his photo which shows him about 100 lbs lighter. So exactly what is honest about anything he says?

      People like Bloaty need to sit down and shut up and make the world a better place for it.

    • rightymouse says:

      Right. Because obsessing over “teabaggers” & wishing them dead is such a healthy avocation for an alleged Doctor.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      But you’re here, too……HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    • Because says:

      Franky, go get some bengay at the drug store for your mom. She’s gonna need it.

    • Inspector fromage says:

      attention mail order chiropractor masquerading as a doctor

      Please try to follow along
      This blog is devoted to following and exposing Icarus Johnson. 100% mocking and exposing. it’s sort of in the charter. Nobody denies it. We live to expose this fat turd

      your man crush Fatso Johnson on the other hand, pretends to be a serious blogger. A political player when in fact he is nothing more than a stalker of more successful bloggers, a stealer of ideas and a complete fraud.
      His only followers are complete dupes like you and the other dozen basement dwellers out there.

      • Arachne says:

        And Doc, while you’re at it – why not inquire about his use of a 15-year-old photo as his avatar. I mean, trying to convince the ladies you’re really a 50-year-old athletic dude instead of a 61-year-old shut-in weighing 300 lbs. Man, that’s shit that gets you a feature on Dateline. You know, if you were relevant.

    • dwells38 says:

      Nice try “doctor”. But it’s more like a guilty pleasure noting Chunky Boo Hoo’s gigantic hypocrisy and pathetic conversion to Progturd retardation. And what’s fun about it is Johnson is a complete ass and dick to everyone who disagrees with him. He was when he was on the right too. Back then he was vicious and hateful towards the left and mocked and ridiculed them daily. He was either a fraud then or he’s a fraud now. You may ponder that if you think he’s alright. Ask him if he admits he was an anti-Muslim racist for those eight years and if he thinks his then award winning blog was a racist slime hole. Watch the spineless slug squirm and say nonsensical and infantile things like he was “misled” or the right changed but he didn’t. Or he might possibly turn on you and insult you and block and report you. He’s a spiteful prick who spews negativity all day on Twitter so we enjoy heaping scorn because, you know. We’re stalking him. BTW have you ever seen anyone with so many stalkers? Even people who are way more followed on Twitter?

    • Arachne says:

      But you think Johnson’s behavior is normal. Oooookay. Whatever there, doc.

  16. Pakimon says:

    If only they would join LGF and pay Chunkles $80.00 $79.95 to avoid the malware and sex ads instead. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    This is a fine rant. I used to read Maddox a long time ago, when he just had “The Best Website In The Universe.” Glad to see he’s evolved. 😆

  18. ISTE says:

    Well, this is embarrasing.

    In a few months I have been transformed. I used to be a mean, evil, dastardly stalker of Chucky. Determined and ruthless then love struck me down.

    This morning I am chasing…. Butterflies!

    • rightymouse says:

      You sound so happy together!!!!!!! 😆

    • Inspector fromage says:

      so you’ve come out of the closet?

      good for you !

      • calo says:

        Well, that video is why I let him out on Saturdays for a few hours.

      • ISTE says:

        Aw, now I am in trouble.

        Yes dear, I am still trying to take a picture of a butterfly.

        (I wonder if beer attracts them. They can come to me)

      • rightymouse says:

        Calo darls….does ISTE grab your neck in his mouth too? Seems dreadfully uncomfortable!

      • Octopus says:

        It’s wonderful to see the young couples in love, frolicking through the fields of wildflowers, making flower-necklaces for each other, staring longingly into each other’s eyes, watching the sunset together, planning for the rosy future, feeding each other sweet morsels, and making sweet, sweet love all day long, and into the night.

        Then, later on, you can enjoy the aftermath of their torrid romance, as they sift through the debris and ashes, wondering what went wrong. Septic Engineer be singin’, sweet and low…

      • rightymouse says:

        Why is he singing like a girl?? 😯

      • Octopus says:

        He’s singing like a girl because his heart and genitals have been ripped from his body, by the heartless female. Just because he did something silly, like have meaningless sex with his old girlfriend, or his latest girl’s best friend, or her mom. Women can be very unforgiving.

        Meanwhile, as ISTE is crying in his beer, Calo will be rocking out with her girlfriends, because girls have supportive networks of friends who commiserate. Men have alcohol. Women just move on, because they believe in life after love. Men wallow. Women are much better at breaking up!

      • rightymouse says:

        Forget Cher. She’s nuts & can’t sing. Calo & ISTE need to snuggle to some Traci Chapman. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Before it’s Snuggle-Time again, ISTE has to engineer a bit of forgibness. He could try crooning this little ditty to her…if she’ll just listen…

  19. Inspector fromage says:

    Mooks mock moobs

    film at 11

  20. Because and the Donkey Show you rode in on says:

    • Octopus says:

      That’s it. 😆

      • Because says:

        They’re so predictable, I’m beginning to think they’re bots written in LISP. “All we want is …, is that so unreasonable?”. Reminds me of the 1964 Khrushchev speech. “All we want is peace” gets translated “All we want is the world”. “All we want is civility” is codespeak for “shut up if you disagree with us or else”.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh terrific. I guess I can expect to see it in my alumni newsletter later this month. Next to the “please send a donation.”

    • dwells38 says:

      In other words keep all pro-Israel and pro-USA clothing, flags and opinions put away or we’ll have to try and keep the pro-Palestinian Muslims and anti-American libtards from beating the fuck out of you. Because, this place is for everyone.

      • Octopus says:

        And it goes without saying, if there’s a conservative-oriented person trying to give a speech on campus, and a group of fuzzy hippie kids says, “Not cool, man!,” that speaker will be vilified publicly and banned from speaking on the grounds of this institution devoted to free thought and expression.

  21. dwells38 says:

    More proof that Preezydent Obungle’s WH tries to suppress free speech and truth in favor of their lies. They must’ve hoped Greta is still sore at Fox News for her being passed over for the prime time spot that Megyn Kelly holds. Of course Fox has still been very good to Greta these many years so why would she try and stop good reporting to help a bunch of Progturd liars?:

    “Since day one of Benghazi FOX News has been aggressively investigating. It hasn’t been easy. It’s been more like pulling teeth to get answers from the Obama administration. The Obama administration’s behavior post Benghazi has been weird. Like they’re trying to hide something. First that silly story about that video. Remember Susan Rice on all the Sunday talk shows? Even President Obama kept talking about the video for weeks. So FOX continued to press for information… A few weeks later when FOX news reporter Jennifer Griffin said she was told there was a stand-down order at Benghazi, I got a weird call from the Obama administration trying to pressure me to get Jennifer to back down on her report. I thought the call from the Obama administration was dirty. Incidentally, I don’t control my colleagues and they don’t control me.”

    Coming soon: Chunky to either ignore this, denounce it as Jim Hoft crazy bad evil insanity, Greta is obviously a racist or dismiss it as wholesale Fox News fabrication.

    • Octopus says:

      The arrogance of these Obamanaut twerps! I’d be shocked, if we didn’t hear something like this every other day, about how they try to control the media. Most of the self-identified, liberal MSM has been only too happy to comply with the Unicorn Messiah’s wishes. Thank God for Fox News!

  22. dwells38 says:

    Oh noes! We’ze been diagnosed as mooks by teh dorkter:

    a stupid or incompetent person.

    I hope he comes back and tells us about climate change or the gentle giant or something.

  23. rightymouse says:

    And Charles is still hysterically perseverating today. Sad.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Examples or shut up.

  25. Inspector fromage says:

    Charles reminds me of the ape in the “dawn of man scene” from 2001 a space odyssey.

    he is the ape that figures out how to use a bone to club another ape to death. first he pokes him, then runs away. then pokes him and doesn;t run away. then beats him again and again and dances around screeching like a ….well ape ( in the case of charles it’s just the same fucking primate quality tweets all day every day….)

    Charles is just such an animal. Really this is an insult to apes but that movie scene is from millions of years ago , and that unlike Charles, they evolved into something better

  26. Lizzy Ardoid says:

  27. Octopus says:

    Getting sleepy? This should help keep you awake:

    • trebob says:

      That was someone’s daughter once upon a time.

    • dwells38 says:

      I can’t help picturing her dressed in a nice blouse and sensible slacks and pumps with head set donned in some call center somewhere. “Thank you for calling GE Capitol. This is Gara Goyle. How may help you?” Caller: “Hi Gara. Hmmm Goyle, is that Polish? I’m part Polish.” Gara: “No it’s Vampire. From my Dad’s side. I’m also a quarter Reaper. I see here you’re a little late on your latest payment. Would you like to use a major credit card?”

    • The Osprey says:

      A warning, really would have been appropriate. I didn’t need to see that while I was eating.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Looks like she had a blow out on one of her horns and had to tape it back onto the top of her head.

  28. dwells38 says:

    Here’s a short editorial mocking the IPCC’s latest yet to be final Chicken Little report of unhinged hyperbole. The comments are hysterical. Everyone applauds except one Progbot repeatedly citing “consensus” as proof of validity. Everyone tells the tool to piss off. LOL! Too bad Chunky wasn’t there to defend him against the haters of science in the pocket of Big Oil.

  29. Octopus says:

    The best piece about the great Joan Rivers, one of the last of the Truth-Tellers.

    • rightymouse says:

      I read that earlier. Never knew she was a Reagan fan. Died same age as the relly we just buried. Too freaking young!!

    • Because civility says:

      Typical right winger. Rude, and needs to be made shut up. Because shut up.

    • dwells38 says:

      Yes I read that too. I’m not a fan of Noonan but that was a good one. Just relating anecdotes of an old friend. She (Joan) sounded like a real sweet heart.

  30. Because stompity stomp stomp says:

    • rightymouse says:

      I thought he had bad knees/legs? Shouldn’t go around making things worse by having a tantrum.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        He’s just trying to kill some dinner.

        Garage buffet if you will

      • Because says:

        I knew a guy who ran a machine shop out of his garage. He had possums living in there with him. They left him alone and he left them cheetos. He’d be on the lathe, and look up, and a bunch of beady eyes would be looking at him. Speaking of beedy eyes,,,

  31. Doppel milyo says:

    Who’s the bigger dummy?
    The dummy or the dummy who hat tips the dummy?

    • Minnow says:

      Barry is too fucking stupid to know HOW to respond to that. He (instead) will just plug fingers in his ears and sing la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

      And the only one who cannot see the truth of it all is moron Barry.

    • dwells38 says:

      Heard about him? You mean when you first started linking to him and hat tipping him?

  32. swamprat says:

    Dr. Matt
    September 6, 2014 at 9:44 am

    “Obsession”? HAHAHAHAHAHA. You simpletons spend every day of your pathetic lives obsessing over Johnson…..that’s the entire premise of this sad excuse for a blog. Talk about lack of self-awareness. Mooks.

    Uh dood? You’re not allowed to stalk here; charles will ban you.
    Use a nom de guerre such as lgfrustytromboner/ charlesIwoulddie4u/ don’tbanmedudebro

    123 Charles 2009-09-27 09:26:24 543,763
    re: #112 Occasional Reader
    “I have been checking the site precisely because I want to be sure it DOESN’T become a stalker site. Am I interested in participating in SOME other site whose focus is more like what LGFs was, say, a year ago? Yes, I am. Doesn’t mean I’d abandon LGF; unless, of course, you ban me.”

    If you start posting at that site, you’ll lose your LGF account. I don’t know how much clearer I can be.

    Troll safely. Just a word to the wise. A wink is as good as a nod, eh wut”?

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, you are a total control freak and no one likes you.


    • swamprat says:


      I haven’t had a decent cheese steak in years.

      you can post with any fake creds. This blog will take things thrown out at a New Orleans strip bar.

      • jellyrollswampman says:

        since we’re all philly and stuff here are some gooduns


      • Because says:

        I don’t know what a mook is, but it’s gotta be racist in the first degree. It just sounds racist. It just effuses racism like Johnson effuses cheeto dust.

      • Pakimon says:

        Mook is old time Philly-speak for dudebro. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      Dr. Matt – I don’t think you are a doctor of anything except (possibly) raw stupidity.

      Also, I am not a simpleton AND my life isn’t pathetic on any level. Sorry.

      Oh yeah, one does wonder what it says about YOU going to bat for this half-wit Barry?

      As for “mooks”? Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

      Keep trying little boy.

      Get your yard stick out and we can start with comparisons.

  33. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    Thankfully, I swallowed my beer before reading that.

    • Octopus says:

      Like, say, the election and re-election of an empty-suit Unicorn Messiah. Like, Teh Warmening. Like, Obamacare. Like, Great Society/socialism. Like, organic farming. Like, DDT. Like, racism. Like, freedom of thought and speech. Like, tolerance for opposing opinions. Like, diversity and stuff.

      Yeah, they really corner the market on reason, logic and intelligence.

    • Arachne says:

      And that profound statement got his sad ass 9 retweets – probably by the conservatives that follow him for laughs.

      Iowahawk got 100…..

    • dwells38 says:

      You mean like in Ferguson where they trashed their enitre town, destroyed the businesses that served them and made it clear they hate the police (pronounced po-lease because….Public Education)?

    • swamprat says:

      Things are getting really weird over at the swamp. It is anti-gun and people are swapping ammo info. Day and a half worth of comments is less than 700.
      Then they have personal disagreements over leftwing economics when charles posts this:


      74 Charles Johnson Sep 6, 2014 6:57:42pm 4 up report

      This is a great thread for anyone to read who doesn’t understand the basic fundamental differences between the left and right when it comes to supporting the middle class.

      The right wing is on the losing side of history. They’re fighting like rabid demons to preserve their privileges and advantanges, but time is not on their side.

      Unfortunately the left will downgrade the middle class into what was the poor. Then it will bankrupt the industrial base to pay for the social programs. Then deliberate destruction of people it can longer afford. Then military expansion to try to gain assets which will be decimated by a system that just doesn’t work.

      Cuba went to the poorhouse but stopped short of citizencide.
      Russia went full monty.
      China struggled and is now under Fascism masquerading as communism.
      Pol Pot (nothing further needed to say)
      N Korea

      Under capitalism industry can run roughshod over the common man enslaving him economically and sometimes even literally

      But communism kills and lays waste to people, economies, countries and the human spirit.
      It will set a country back for decades of development.

      Both can be abusive but one is a petri dish of corruption, death and supression.

      • Because olo says:

        “Rabid demons”. That tickles me. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Keepin’ my “advantanges,” and shit. Middle-class to the end, my brothers!

        Chunky is on the losing-side of his mind, beset by rabid demons who are nibbling at the last remnants of synaptic-connection.

    • Just Poop says:

      and weed
      and garbage
      and feces

  34. Because guess who? says:

    • Just Poop says:

      you’ve renounced your past war on terror ideas. What about your anti-Military and Climategate denial?

  35. kbdabear says:

    “Why won’t anybody hire MEEEE!!! I’m IMPORTANT! I have 10K Twitter followers! I was retweeted by WILL FUCKIN’ WHEATON!! I don’t plagiarize, I always Hat Tip other peoples work that I steal! Why is HuffPo hiring Donte Stallworth instead of MEEEEEE!!!!”

  36. kbdabear says:

    And a large-scale serial plagiarist as "social media director" for National Review. What a world.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) September 6, 2014

  37. kbdabear says:

    “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results”

  38. Minnow says:

    Wow Barry, I’d hand you a shovel, but you don’t really need another one. That hole you be diggin’ is getting really deep.

    How stupid are you to think that ANYONE would look at that photo of Jim Hoft and think that he was “throwing gang signs”?

    Seriously – are you that retarded?

  39. Octopus says:

    How many more days or weeks until Chunky stops re-posting moronic rehashes of his one reply in a year, after a year of near-constant taunting with stupid accusations and whatnot?

    My guess is 4 weeks, 3 days.

  40. kbdabear says:

    “STALKERZZZ!!! WAAAHHH, Why can’t Twitter be like my blog so I can ban STALKERZZZ!! Hey, here’s stoopid Jim Hoft making gang sines!!! LOL!! Hey, I’m not a rasssisst, I’m just asking Donte the same questions over and over, maybe he didn’t hear me the 253rd time!! Stop the STALKERZZ!!! I’m on a public forum and STALKERZZ keep teasing MEEE!!!, I’m TELLINNNGG!!!”

  41. kbdabear says:

    Some links for Gus;

  42. swamprat says:

    Dark falcon just was not banned for posting the much-hated “gun porn” but was appropriately chastised followed by the obligatory groveling.

    Gun culture, bitter clingers and all that.

    • poteen2 says:

      158 Charles Johnson Sep 6, 2014 8:09:28pm


      There’s going to come a time when I stop putting up with shit like this, entirely.

      Quoth the Raven, “Do it”

      Quoth Frank Zappa “Petulant frenzy”

      Quoth Poteen “You’re a pussy, Charlie”

  43. Elizabeth A. says:

  44. Pakimon says:

    NFL Sunday is finally here and now I can watch some real sport!

    No more being stuck watching baseball or soccer!

    Unfortunately my two teams are playing each other in the opening week.

    Who to root for?

    On the one hand, this Jacksonville Jaguars representative says,

    “Paki! You’ve lived in Jacksonville for over 20 years and been a loyal fan! I can even see where you live! I’m looking at it right now! Don’t make me come over there!”

  45. Pakimon says:

    On the other hand, This Philadelphia Eagles representative says,

    “Paki! You grew up in Philly! Don’t let that J’ville hussy bribe you with sammiches! And before you start hinting about me coming over and making you Philly cheesesteak sammiches, let me remind you that I’m armed and will put a world of hurt on your sammich grubbing backside if you don’t do the right thing! Don’t be a mook! You know what to do!”

  46. Pakimon says:

    Needless to say, I have a tough decision to make.

    Perhaps a pre-game consultation with Dr. Bacardi will help me make the correct choice. 😀

    And now back to our regularly scheduled corpulent ponytailed blogger mocking.

  47. dwells38 says:

    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs
    Follow @DonteStallworth Honest question: you’ve renounced your past 9/11 Truther ideas. What about your anti-vaccination and climate change denial?9:40 PM – 6 Sep 2014
    2 Retweets 1 favorite ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Donte should ask this of Chunk.

    Honest question: You’ve renounced your pre 2009 website and all it’s commenters and said you were misled. Will you now admit publicly on Twitter that prior to 2009 you were a racist anti-Muslim bigot blogger and the unedited LGF was a slimy hell hole of racism and bigotry?

    Never heard Chunk say that but everyone who blogs as he did, that’s how he describes them.

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles is banking on the idea that the Leftists he’s trying to cultivate as Twitter “followers” are too stupid to see his blatant hypocrisy.

  48. Octopus says:

    A kinder, gentler Satanist church opens:

    There won’t be any human sacrifices, they promise. 😆

  49. Because sez the spokesman for failed at life says:

  50. Because says:

  51. Minnow says:

    Wow Barry, posting such trite bullshit on your blog for all the world to see may not be the wisest move.

    Why am I not surprised!?


    Hey ever’body – see – you either inherit money, sell your soul or are forever stuck at a minimum wage job!! Them there are your options!!!

    (Yep – that sounds like someone who probably wasn’t graduated from High School!!)

  52. Lizzy Ardoid says:

    (new video)

    • Octopus says:

      Nice work on that video! 😆

      Lots of fine memories in that cavalcade of Muslim-based reportage. Boy, Chunky used to be on the ball, dint he? With his many friends and readers, of course. All gone now, with his mind.

    • dwells38 says:

      And shows how much of his blog, readership and tone were actually due to Jim Hoft’s content and leg work. While the Chunkster sat on his ass and reaped accolades from the evil RWNJs. And now spits on the very people who helped him. What a TOTAL ASS!!

  53. Voltaire's Crack says:

    The disaster in Ferguson would have never happened If all of the citizens of the town simply possessed a basic understanding of algebra.

  54. poteen2 says:

    Watching Bret Baire’s interview with the other guys at Benghazi. The ones that lived.
    To Mandy Nagy,,, watch and stay strong.

    To Charlie and his gutless little polliwogs,,,, a simple Fuck you

  55. Because says:

    Need new thread. This one dying. New Chrome sux, and so does Worpdress.

  56. Because says:

    • Octopus says:

      Classic on several levels, Bunk. 😆

      The level that always gets me the most, is the one where Chunky is in love with Pamela at this point in time. He was about to make his big, ill-fated move. Après straight-arm, le déluge of raging dumbth, and the destruction of LGF.

    • Bunk X says:

      He called her by a lover’s pet name: “babe.”
      Creep city.

  57. Minnow says:

    Barry is whining about some guy who just got a plum job somewhere.

    Once again it is truly sour grapes.

  58. Minnow says:

    Here is a song I am dedicating to Barry and George Duke….

    • Bunk X says:

      Steve Goodman wrote some great songs, including “Train of New Orleans” and
      “The Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request.”

  59. Octopus says:

    White Barry was a skinny, soulless noodler, in his jazzy days. Barry White was a morbidly-obese black man, who had more soul in his baby-toe than WB ever dreamed of having. Got laid constantly.

    Now, White Barry is a morbidly-obese white fool, still soulless, and the only sex he gets is from Thai trannies over the internet. It’s like he’s the negative image of Barry White.

  60. Pakimon says:

    Is she really a veteran? I mean…that’s something. Impressive, and a little intimidating. – Octo

    The answer to your question is yes. She’s a 1st lieutenant who has done two tours in Afghanistan

    Impressive and a little intimidating is right. I don’t think many guys will be telling her to get in the kitchen and make them sammiches anytime soon. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      I looked her up last night, just to see what was up with a cheerleader toting an assault rifle. Came across a rather nasty attack on Rachel, from the not-so-pleasant Debbie Schlussel. Seems Debbie doesn’t approve of our “groveling outreach program,” and trying to connect with the filthy Taliban hordes on any level besides bombing them. From what I can tell, Rachel was doing good, necessary work, and courageous work. Debbie, get a grip. 😆

  61. Arachne says:

    Guys, I hate to bring this here because God knows the shitstain who runs LGF will mock it, but prayers for our old friend Mandy Nagy, who suffered a stroke over the weekend.

  62. Arachne says:

    Interesting thought for today folks. TODAY is the 10th anniversary of Rathergate – or at least the 60 Minutes broadcast that launched one of the greatest journalistic FAILURES of the last decade. Let’s all speculate if Icarus the mighty will be tweeting all day that he was the one who BROKE the story.

  63. Octopus says:

    Bad news yesterday, and now it’s all I can think about. My sister in Colorado, who’s a bit over a year older than me, has stage three colon cancer. Had surgery this morning, and next comes the chemo ordeal, I’m pretty sure. First of my 8 sibs to have any serious physical ailment, which is a pretty good record at our advanced ages (See: Methuselah). Had no symptoms until last week, when she was suddenly very dizzy and weak, caused by internal bleeding.

    On the good side, her husband has the sunniest, most optimistic personality I’ve ever seen on a human who wasn’t faking it, as a sociopath. Seriously, I wasn’t sure about him when I first met him, about ten years ago — her first hubby was a douche, totally in love with himself, and riding bike marathons. Cycle Of Violence, as Chunky used to say. Current hubby is the goods, so she’s very lucky there. He’ll take care of her.

  64. OLT's I Gave You My Terms YEARS Ago, You Crybaby Loon says:

    Speaking of futon punishment, I finally make the “big” time! After being stalked by Stalker Charles and his shrinking army of flying monkeys, his projection disorder kicks in.

    • Because says:

      Damn, you’re in the phone book, now, Navin.

      • OLT's I'd Like To Thank My Sponsors says:

        And since (unlike science-denying climate cultists) I DO know shit from Shinola, I am finally SOMEBODY.

    • Arachne says:

      What do you expect. Another dumbass that ran California classrooms into the ground that’s in LURVE with a 15-year-old avatar.

      • OLT's TV Is Unnecessary says:

        It/she blocked me after orders from Stalker Charles, so it/she never benefited from my puncturing it’s/her fantasy balloon.

        It/she seems to believe that the selection of the Unicorn Messiah was a triumph of liberal logic and reason.

        People watch zombie shows on TV; we got a real zombie problem already.

  65. Because surgery on LGF reveals... says:

  66. dwells38 says:

    Oh no! I fear for our poor friend Jim Hoft who’s entire career and reputation has been single handedly destroyed by the wrathful and vengeful vitriolic scorn of one nearly omnipotent Internet Warrior God. I’m speaking of Chunky McFartyface Johnson of LGF who summons forth spittle flecked Twitter outbursts of hellfire and damnation upon Jim for his terrible misguided and evil racist links to MB’s less savory rap lyrics. Disclaimer: They’re violent and anti-social and profane.

    Let’s just say they aren’t exactly celebrating ideas of gentlemanly conduct nor chivalry for ahem…beyotches.

    Once Chunk has thoroughly explored the more pressing story his Twitter followers need to know about: Namely a story about a sock eating Great Dane from 4 days ago on Drudge, you can be sure Chunk will find a way to escalate his rage even more toward this foul and disgusting and reprehensible awful bad crazy cretin Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit that will make him literally die from fear and shame.

    Yes this Gateway Pundit featured in Liz Ardoid’s You Tube account and Tweeted out yesterday for all to see:

  67. Minnow says:

    “I’m dyin’ ovah here! You’re killing me babe!”

    Gee, how could THAT go wrong!!?!1!



    What is that – your Hawaiian accent!?


  68. Juan Epstein says:

    Hate Waaaaaaaaaaaaaatch!

  69. dwells38 says:

    Another sign of our terrible racist society. At the US Open they make the black girl run after the trash. Everyone else gets to chase the tennis balls.

    For shame US Open. For shame.

    Rev-ruhnds Al and Jesse. It think this one’s ripe for PHAT! paycheck.

    • dwells38 says:

      Wha??? I got punked by youtube. Meant to reference this:

    • osprey1 says:

      To show you what an out of touch with being down with the brothas cracker I am, the first time I saw the phrase “phat” spelled out I thought it was a reference to some sort of Thai or Vietnamese dish.

      Patphong Phat Pho 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Reminds me of the first time I heard a brother say, in reference to a shapely sister, “Man, that ass is FAT!” He meant phat, as a compliment, but I thought he was belaboring the obvious, because the gal had a big caboose. Now big asses are all the rage, but back then, girls I knew were still saying, “Does this make my ass look big?” Worried about it.

        World be so confusing.