The reason Lidane likes Michael Sam

Lidane is ecstatic that the Dallas Cowboys hired Michael Sam for their practices squad. She’s not a fan of Sam because he’s some great awesome player. Lidane likes Michael Sam because he’s gay and Dallas hiring him will get “rednecks” allegedly angry.

Lidane Mann

Lidane, most football fans don’t care if Michael Sam is gay. The truth is he’s not a good player and he failed to make it as a starter in the NFL.  I’m sure there are some people who hate Michael Sam becasue he’s gay, but that’s not a valid reason to root for a player who can only make the practice squad for a team he was not drafted for.

Grow up Lidane and get out of the LGF echo chamber.

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192 Comments on “The reason Lidane likes Michael Sam”

  1. Arachne says:

    “Bring the defensive skills they desperately need.” What an ignorant statement. If Sam had real defensive skills that were League worthy, he (a) would not have been drafted almost LAST in the seventh round and (b) would have been picked up by another team on the cheap for defense. He’s on the PRACTICE squad, you ignorant twit. Even the Rams didn’t want to keep him on their practice squad.

    BTW, Lidumb, over 100 players were cut. Do you know anything about them – even ONE of them?

    • kbdabear says:

      The Cincinnati Bengals signed a player to their practice squad who has a 4 year old daughter with cancer. Being on the PS allows him and his family to continue their NFL CB medical coverage. Thumbs up to the Bengals for that

      An Army Ranger who served in Afghanistan was trying to make the Philadelphia Eagles and got cut. Any wailing from The Cult of Chuck about him?

  2. dwells38 says:

    And since he’s on the practice squad that means the Cowboy’s offense gets to use him for a blocking/tackling dummy every day. That’s going to piss off the bigots?

    • Arachne says:

      I doubt that Lidane knows a draw play from a drawing board.

      This morning I rode in (casual carpool) with a guy that loves to talk football. Follows the SEC religiously (as do I). We both agreed that even though Sam was an SEC player of the year, most scouts and football followers agreed even before the draft that Sam was probably not NFL worthy – many predicted he wouldn’t be drafted at all – and my belief is still he did that whole “gay” reveal to get himself out there and DARE the teams to ignore him. He was drafted practically LAST, and I imagine his contract was such that the Rams owed him nothing if they cut him. So they did – they didn’t even think he was worth keeping on their practice squad for a league minimum salary.

      • Because says:

        Thinks this is futbol.

      • Daedalus says:

        The gay thing was a gimmick to get drafted.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s really straight. But he does suck…at football. Hi-OOO, I’ll be here all week, ladies and germs! 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        Yes, with all due respect to poteen below, Daedalus, I do believe it was a gimmick by Sam to get some hardcore publicity (even acknowledgement by the President) before an NFL draft in which most had speculated he would not be an overwhelming prospect as he had performed VERY poorly in the combines. Most of the scouts, etc., had expressed doubt that even though he had been named one of the SEC’s defensive players of the year, his talent and skills would not translate into the NFL, and had said he was a late 6th round pick at best.

        This all changes, of course, when Sam declares “I’m gay” and suddenly every liberal in the sports reporting world started talking about him like he was the second coming of Charles Haley or Ronnie Lott. He sacks Johnny Foosball in an Exhibition game and ESPN goes off like Richard Sherman had taken out Drew Brees for the season.

        He gets cut – along with 100 other players in the league, and ESPN gives him a special segment. But we’re supposed to treat him like every one else, remember?

      • Because says:

        Sort of like the “first black pres”, huh?

  3. Arachne says:

    BTW Lidane – the practice squad doesn’t WEAR Cowboy jerseys. They are paid by the week – $6000 minimum and can be released at anytime. The “rednecks” and “bigots” you are so snidely referring to, while sounding like a mentally defective asshole yourself, won’t ever SEE Michael Sam and don’t give a shit about him.

    As I figured, you probably couldn’t pick Jerry Jones out of a six-man photo line-up and the only reason that you hate the Cowboys is that they are from Texas. But keep spouting off, ignorant twit. You’re a source of much amusement,.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      I know lots of cowboys fans having lived there for years and let me tell you, Sam could suck cock at the halftime show but if it won them a superbowl they would be cool with it

      but he probably won’t play and they aren’t winning any super bowl any time soon

      #yokoromo

    • kbdabear says:

      I was at a game at Dodger Stadium vs the San Francisco Giants a few years back

      The homophobic catcalls coming from the Dodger fans who live in the SAME L.A. County as the Race Detective were vicious

      Sounds like Chuck “Atticus” Johnson needs to clean up the hate in his own back yard, does it not?

  4. poteen2 says:

    4 Things

    1. Sam, for his part, has tried to keep it about the football. He’s apparently smart enough to know that trying to blackmail the NFL won’t work out well for him, and he hasn’t.

    2. Jerry Jones would sign an elephant for the PR value of it. He picked up Sam to shore up a talent deficient defensive line.

    3. Sam was scouted and rated with all the other draftees and free agents and found to be of marginal value to NFL teams,,,, and that’s right where he ended up. On the Dallas practice squad. That’s as marginal as it gets but it’s still in the NFL.

    4. Lidane has an ugly attitude towards everything. Fat, leftover hippie wannabes are like that.

  5. Because it's a PROFIT deal! says:

    Yeah, Goos.

  6. trebob says:

    Lidane is just chock full of hate isn’t she? Nothing can make her happy unless it makes someone else unhappy. That is a sad and pathetic life. It’s a shame so many of the folks in Austin are like that. Texas ought to fence off Travis County and require permission to exit.

    • Because says:

      Maybe a penis penis penis lol, but there are mechanical issues to content with.

      • trebob says:

        And if she were provided a penis penis penis lol and it made her happy, the owner (or previous owner) of said penis penis penis lol would be unhappy. The science is settled.

  7. Doppel milyo says:

    HEADLINE

    “tolerant” fat chic from Austin calls fellow Texans REDNECKS

    the irony
    she eated it
    with a large side of home fries and biscuits and sausage gravy

  8. Because climate change says:

  9. Because mouse-ka-mania says:

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Chuck – does @VoteMike2014 follow you? Because if he doesn’t, you should recruit him. You could take dirtbag smear merchant lessons from him – oh, and he’s a libturd like you are. Soul mates.

      And Chuck Johnson has gotten over 2,000 new followers over the last three days. Interesting. I believe your count has FALLEN by a couple hundred, hasn’t it?

      Oh, and Fartboy. Chuck was interviewed by Mark Steyn, who has such an intellect that it makes you look like Spanish Moss, for Rush Limbaugh’s 20 million listeners today. BTW, when can we expect your next media appearance?

  10. OLT's Dumbass says:

    No one gives a rat’s ass about Michael Sam being gay except bigots and haters like you, Lidane.

  11. dwells38 says:

    Now Chunky’s all aploplectic at Hoft and Charles Johnson (the young successful writer) about MB’s juvi record. Which is comical because of the robbery tape. We all saw what MB did and in really good detail for a security monitor. And had there been no recording but merely the clerk and witness’ (who called police) statements Chunk and Gus would now be denouncing them as racist liars.

    He’s such an over-top-idiot that he’s become predictable.

    .@ChuckCJohnson needs to apologize now for his baseless character assassination of Michael Brown lgf.bz/1qcn8tp

    • Octopus says:

      The Left has really fallen in love with the term “character assassination,” haven’t they? These the same people who covered Sarah Palin?

    • Arachne says:

      Man, that little do-nothing shit stirrer is alllll about apologies, isn’t he? Um perhaps the sage of Loozard control can tell us how requesting the juvenile record of a man shot after engaging in CRIMINAL conduct and who may or may not have been rushing the officer after going for his gun is “character assassination? At no time did Chuck say anything was fact – he said “this has been relayed to me.”

      This is why you don’t go “all in” on a narrative, Fartbreath. When the reports first came out, I think I can speak for everyone here that we were absolutely shocked about the idea that a police officer would shoot a man retreating with his hands in the air. But see, we actually took time to think, took time to wait, and to ask some questions about the incident. And the one thing that really, really bothered me — if you have your hands in the air why are you walking AWAY from an officer. And if you have your hands in the air, you never walk towards an officer. He tells you to get on the ground so that the threat of you coming toward him is neutralized.

      You, however, are so enraptured by the evil raaaacist cop myth and a burning desire to be the savior of the masses, you are looking more and more like an idiot every second. You don’t like the job Chuck and Hoft are doing? Okay, where’s YOUR story? Where’s YOUR research? Have you requested the cop’s personnel file? School records? You’re awful quick to engage in some character assassination of your own when it comes to this police officer, aren’t ya?

    • Because SOMEBODY LISTEN TO ME!!!!!11 says:

      • Arachne says:

        You know what they DIDN’T say, Fatass? They didn’t say he had NO juvenile criminal record. Interesting, that.

  12. Octopus says:

    Sterno is bad, ummkay?

  13. Octopus says:

    What kind of crime would that strongarm robbery be? Silly hijinks? Boys being boys? Youthful high spirits? I’m sure that was his first offense, ever. You can tell, by the way he acted all nervous and embarrassed during the crime.

    • Because 'serious' is serious shit says:

      Something to do with what ‘is’ is?

    • Arachne says:

      Let’s examine this. He was not facing “serious” felony charges at the time of his death? Uh, Mr. Journalist dude? Can you explain to me what a NON serious felony is? Also regarding the “has never been convicted of a serious felony” – what the hell? Here’s the question. Was he ever CHARGED with a serious (oh that word again!) felony? Was he charged and plead down to a misdemeanor?

      You say nothing dude. In fact, the way you parse your words is interesting.

      • Because says:

        That’s like using the IRS against your political enemies and little shit like that that doesn’t count, because mean well.

      • trebob says:

        The “family court” got my ears perked. Why specify family court?

      • Because says:

        Let’s see. Non-serious felony in family court. Sounds kinda like Rotherham. Diddling his little sister?

        Go for it, tweeters!

    • dwells38 says:

      Well what they’re so mad about is people instantly picked up on the careful wording of no “serious felony convictions” charge. Which immediately leads to the question: well what felony convictions or felony charges did he have? And what felony’s aren’t serious anyway. If this kid was a troubled teen he wouldn’t be the first to find a way to get himself killed.

  14. Because heh. He said 'moron'. says:

  15. buzzsawmonkey says:

    Isn’t “Lidane” a topical cream for skin eruptions?

  16. Arachne says:

    Oh, now lawhawk is traveling all over Twitter parroting the Prickly Pannus’s rant against Chuck Johnson. Damn dude – you’ve really become quite the Butt Boy. Goos will be jealous.

  17. Octopus says:

    You. Deserve. A. MacArthur! 😆

    • Because says:

      You don’t get that fat on beans and rice. Unless it’s a LOT of beans and a LOT MORE rice.

      The ‘dirty’ part sounds about right, though.

    • Because says:

      Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart. The more you eat, the more Socal has ‘quakes…

    • Arachne says:

      Red Beans and Dirty Rice? Seriously. You either have red beans and rice or dirty rice, you pretentious asshole.

      Chopped up yellow TOMATO? In Cajun cooking?????

      • Because says:

        Red beans are red, and commie and edgy and Che and shit. Wouldn’t want any white Hispanic garbanzo beans.

      • OLT's Dumbass says:

        The tomato is from his “hydroponic” garden.

        The other stuff is “Zatarain’s” out of the box, because it’s the first of the month and that card is still LOADED with $$.

      • Because says:

        Eww. Eww. Eww. Too much nitrogen is NOT a good thing. Best thing for hydroponic gardening is lotsa lotsa CO2.

        True fact: Greenhouse gardeners enhance their atmosphere to 1000 ppm or more CO2 because it conserves water. Significantly.

    • Because says:

      25,000 quatloos says he’s eating a nuked chicken pot pie with cheetos and ‘dew.

    • dwells38 says:

      Uh kay. Keep us posted. Cuz we really care. Dumbass.
      – Your Twitter Friends

    • Doppel milyo says:

      artisanal rice and beans

    • Pakimon says:

      What?!

      No avocado and artisanal Cheetos?

  18. Because says:

  19. Because ban Facebook! says:

  20. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

  21. Because can we please call him "Chunk Fuckface Johnson"? says:

    • OLT's Dumbass says:

      • Arachne says:

        Cue the “JW” is a stalker. And Chuck didn’t lie, dude. Check the way the tweet was written. Nothing there say he was never CHARGED with a felony. Jails are crowded. Plea deals don’t ruin your future. Sorry. Nothing proved. If there was nothing the dipshit would have written “never arrested or charged” and saved a lot of characters.

      • OLT's Dumbass says:

        Too late, I’m already a “stalker” to this hysterical fat white man.

      • Because umm ... what he said says:

        You better not have an audio clip floating around out there.

      • OLT's Lidane, Lidene, Lidine says:

        Crap, do you think it’s too late for me to get one?

    • dwells38 says:

      How ’bout we call you Chunk McFlabcheeks the Johnson. That way there won’t be any confusing the two of you.

  22. Because assume probably? says:

    • trebob says:

      Much like Harry Reid’s anonymous sources?

    • Arachne says:

      So where are YOUR sources, Philippe de Pannus? All those exclusives you get from who? Oh and I see where you and “Shoq” are Twitter buddies now. Considering HIS reputation, buddy, BRC needs to get some screen shots when you try to pretend you don’t know him – like Rauhauser and Kimberlin.

  23. dwells38 says:

    Wow. I just happen to be watching Andrew Zimmern’s Bizarre Foods in Brazil. He’s eating Chunky Penis Soup. I kid you not. Chunky penis penis penis lol soup.

  24. Because says:

    SPACE LIZARDS IN SEX EXPERIMENT ALL DEAD.

    http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/09/tragedy-russias-orbiting-zero-g-sex-geckos-have-all-died/

    Sort of a metaphor for the swamp, huh?

    • OLT's Lidane Wouldn't Like It says:

      No, those lizards had a shot (a space shot, LOL) at sex. The others have no chance at all.

  25. Because Greenwald says:

    • dwells38 says:

      Because it’s normal to say everyone who disagrees with you has something seriously wrong with them over and over and over and over on Twitter.

    • doppel milyo says:

      everybody knows the APPROPRIATE response is to read a 30 second speech from the TOTUS , then hit the golf course!!

  26. dwells38 says:

    Remember how on LGF Chunk used to post on the increased targeting for rape of Wesern women by foreign Muslim men in Britain and Europe and other Western countries? And how he and others at LGF would bemoan the outrageous over-tolerance and apologist mindset by Western liberals that were politically correct to the point of cultural self-destruction? AKA Idiotarian. But then Chunky decided that must all be in his fevered white racist mind. Here’s what was actually happening due to a thing called “institutionalized political correctness”

    http://weaselzippers.us/198552-british-officials-feared-being-labelled-racist-so-they-looked-the-other-way-while-over-1400-young-girls-were-raped-and-exploited/

    But then again only a shrill racist harpy would complain about such a small unimportant thing when the dignity of the nobel Muslim is at stake.

    Oh and according to the DNC Scott Walker and the GOP are bitch slapping American women and grabbing them by their hair or something.

  27. Abu bin Taking Care of Business in One Post says:

    Since Charles never reads here how will he ever know I find him to be “the dumbest failed husband, blogger, bicyclist, and tweeter on the internet?” How will he know we understand the rejection by his ex-wife caused the bike accident which led to his overall asswipeness and weight gain?

    Chuck C. Johnson is brilliant, especially compared to Charles Fuckface Johnson. How will Pannus ever know this?

    / does Goos read here? Hmmmmm.

  28. Octopus says:

    I’m looking forward to reading about Michael Brown’s “Fun Felonies” in the coming days, as opposed to his non-convictions for “Serious Felonies.”

    To recap: No convictions. Not serious felonies, anyway. And we must all apologize to Dear Fatass, for viewing the video of the strongarm robbery. That was muy, muy racist of us White Non-Hispanics.

  29. Because they're censoring MEEEEEE!!!! says:

  30. Octopus says:

    A somewhat interesting twist today, in the “It’s A Small World After All”-category. My older daughter is very involved in music and theater circles around here, and thus she has many gay male friends. It’s not racist to note that in a fairly-tight geographical region, most of the gay musical theater types are beknownst to one another. We already had an awkward situation a couple years back, where a friend of my girl’s turned out to be a romantic-type friend of another family member, on the wife’s side, who was not yet out. Facebook photos can be very revealing. 😯

    Now, my daughter’s living in NYC, and had a meet-up with some of her local theater friends, who have relocated to the Big Apple. Who do I see in one of her Facebook pics, hugging one of her gay buddies in a very familiar way? Well, it’s the son of one of my oldest friends, going back to the old neighborhood. I had no idea his son was gay, even though we talk several times a year.

    For the record, I don’t care if you’re gay. I know lots of gay people, and most of them are very bright and funny types, though they tend to shade towards the libturded side. For obvious reasons, I might add. I’m pretty sure my friend is going to see my daughter in his son’s NYC pics, as they share several friends, and went (still going, in his case) to schools in Michigan that are only 20-25 miles apart.

    So….a little bit awkward, next time I talk to him. Should I say something? “Hey, I saw B—- in those Facebook pics, with my G—-. Small world, eh?” I won’t bring it up, most likely.

    • Abu Liberal's Policy Chickens Are Coming Home,... to Roost (Roast!) says:

      Octo,
      Not knowing your relationship w/ the ghay lad’s father, may I suggest you get past his son’s, ya know, proclivities and talk to dad about the old neighborhood – if its still there. Then axe dad if he’s also a bone smoker. J/K 🙂 🙂

  31. trebob says:

    Hey Gary, I got a lab, Walter here is a lab, you have a uh..a umm..a George, so I thought you could find happiness in the next 36 seconds.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s awesome, Tre! I will show it to George tomorrow, see how he likes it.

      Watch out for those “cowboy killers,” the agave cactuses on the way. Pointy!

    • Minnow says:

      Not sure about your text string (message) but I love the video. Is the cam on his tail?

  32. Macker says:

    So…Lidane is a Fag Hag, is she not!

    • Octopus says:

      Nah, she probably hates them homos, worse than the average Southerner. She’s just striking a pose, here. Check out those cans, eh? Oops, she missed a few spots with the shaver. That’s okay! Here, have these eyeballs, I won’t be needing them anymore. Burnt sockets.

      • Abu Bears, My Friend says:

        So Maker and Octo are both Lions fans. Hmmm. Thankfully there are no Packers fans on this site. Paki loves his Eagles but that’s fine with us in the NFC North.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’m also a Jaguars fan having lived in NE Florida the last 20+ years.

        After years of despair, things are finally looking up on that front. 😀

      • Arachne says:

        Cal grad, here, Abu. If I’m not rooting for my beloved Saints, I’m rooting for Aaron Effing Rodgers.

      • Octopus says:

        I hate the Lions more than any man! 😡

    • osprey1 says:

      She likes the Chicago “Bears” aka the Large Hairy Gay Men of Chicago?

    • dwells38 says:

      Bengals, don’t ask me why.

  33. ISTE says:

    There is nothing more frustrating than trying to whisper disgusting, erotic fantasies into your lovers ear as a freight train rumbles past.

    🙂

  34. ISTE says:

    Strange thing is the nearest railroad was fifty miles away…..

    • Minnow says:

      Who made dinner tonight? The rumbling may not have been a train (literally) but may have been something else….

      :0

      • ISTE says:

        Um we had a curry….

      • Octopus says:

        A curry, and then rumbling and tooting as if a train was blowing past, five feet in front of you. Sounds like a wild scene, man. Any video or pics? In lieu of other documentation, the following will serve as a purportedly-accurate representation of the episode you’ve shared.

    • Minnow says:

      I had a friend who lived in a house that was about 30-FT from a set of railroad tracks. In fact, as soon as you turned into his driveway, you drove over the tracks.

      I remember sitting there in his living room, drinking beer and smoking dope (though I never inhaled) when a train came past. I thought the beer can collection stacked neatly in his living room would fall down!

      It didn’t.

      But – there was about 30-seconds of deafening roar….. He and his wife acted like it wasn’t happening.

      Funnier than hell.

      • Octopus says:

        Dude…I hate to break it to you, but you were THOT close to future reality queen-sized royalty, with Mama June before she hopped on the back of her sassy kid and rode that little future-hussy into a major basic-cable reality fortune.

        You should have hit that, is what I’m saying. Hold your nose, close your eyes, and dive right into that sweaty slab of mean. See ya on the other side, man!

  35. livefreeor die says:

    If the lib media really viewed Michael Sam as just another football player, they wouldn’t follow the compelling drama of which team’s practice squad he’ll be on. Of course, the more the libs focus on him, the less they have to tune into what a complete mess the world is thanks to Teh One. Right, Lidane?

  36. livefreeor die says:

    Off topic but is anyone else preparing for 9/11 this year the way we did for Hurricane Sandy? We’re going to have all the gas cans for the generator ready, the cars completely gassed up, and our emergency water barrel filled to the top. I’ve had a pit in my stomach for the last week.

    • Octopus says:

      I hate to admit it, but no. No preparation whatsoever. Whatever’s in the fridge and the basement freezer, and hot water tank, that’s what we’ll live on. It’ll be fun, like a camping trip. Except, we eat our fellow campers’ dogs, whenever we can.

    • Abu says:

      The Mrs and I are staying home next Thursday. Aside from that no other preparations have been made. I’ll load up on bottled water and Rolling Rock this weekend. And ice.

      Early reports are they’ll try to attack power grids s our generator is full and spare gas is standing by. Hopefully we’ll go to work on Friday.

    • Dudebro says:

      Thanks for the reminder LFOD

    • Arachne says:

      I have some serious worries. 11 missing planes, and reports that ISIS is operating near the border. Lot of targets in San Francisco. Two bridges and a BART tunnel. Yes, I am very concerned,

      • livefreeor die says:

        I hear you. My husband is not going into Philly that day. I’ve told my college age son not to go to any concerts or events in cities that day.

      • Arachne says:

        I just looked at the calendar.
        I have to be in the San Francisco Federal Building that day.

      • dwells38 says:

        I think the planes are more of a concern for targets over on the other continent. I don’t see how they bring any of those planes here.

      • Because says:

        I’d be eyeing the emergency exits if I was you.

    • dwells38 says:

      I put my best lead suit in the cleaners and will have the requisite gin and vermouth on hand.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Things usually happen when we don’t expect them, and don’t happen when we do. At least it works that way in the stock market.

    • osprey1 says:

      I’ve got a VZ-58 with numerous loaded 30 round mags, a pound of bacon, and a cold 12 pack of Pilsner Urquell.

  37. Octopus says:

    It seems really dumb to think the Koranimal Terror Kidz would attack us yet again on September 11th, but they do seem to have a real attachment to that date. Will likely last forever in their mythology, like the Black Rock.

    • Because says:

      Yeah, I mean a couple years ago on that date, they got pissed off about a video and had a completely spontaneous terrorist attack. I wonder what kind of completely spontaneous event they have planned this year?

    • osprey1 says:

      Because the Battle of Vienna in 1683, when Jan III Sobieski’s Polish Hussars stomped on the terra and kicked Ottoman Turkish ass, occurred on September 11-12 1683. The Muslims view that date as the beginning of the downfall of the previous Caliphate, thus they take actions on that date that they feel will hasten the revival of Islamic World Domination.

  38. Juan Epstein says:

    • Octopus says:

      …squealed Medusa! 😯

      • OLT's Libs Love Ignorance And Hatred says:

        LOL, I looked at Medusa’s timeline. She’s helping take down the evil Chris Christie!

        You go, hag! Put a silver bullet of TROOF in that RepubliKKKan werepig’s heart!

        After him, go kill the Zombie Romney (Zomney) that the Dem-owned MSM is promoting!

        Take them ALL down, so we can run an actual candidate. Oops, I didn’t mean to tell you that.

      • Arachne says:

        Maybe someone should tweet her that the photo of Chuck is ten years old, he’s 61 and roughly the size of Chris Christie.

      • Because says:

        After him, the crinimals Walker and Perry!!!11

    • Pakimon says:

      and they said using a 15 year old avatar doesn’t reel in the ladies…

      Now which one of you scamps is going to ruin a budding romance by tweeting Sally a more current and accurate photo? 😆

      • OLT's Libs Love Ignorance And Hatred says:

        Not me. I think Stalker Charles should grease up his ponytail, but on his best (only) black t-shirt, and do his damnedest to get into Sally’s sweet baboo. I hope he remembers to pull down her Depends first, though.

        Just think of all the Nazis under his futon, cringing in terror at each moist, meaty slap as it threatens to collapse the already-punished legs of the poor, innocent article of furniture. Hippos counties away will be turned on and an amorous, terrifying shaking will be felt for miles, resulting in countless panicky riots.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Watch, he’ll get all excited that he’s got a chick on the hook.
        First step completed.
        Second step-indicate caring and nurturing towards victim by warning her about the stalkerz who have been teh mean to him for years.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s all I can do to keep from posting a disgusting donkey-hump video right now.

      • poteen2 says:

        Iceweasel’s been SCUBA training just to fulfill her hippo fantasy.

  39. Captain Death says:

    Memo to Lidane: Jerry Jones is a Friend of Bill Clinton and a Democrat. Carry on with your ignorance.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Yeah, now we redneck ‘Skins’ fans, we’re a pack of trouble! Our owner is a Repub-li-kan. Which is why they’re going after the name.

      • Arachne says:

        In my Sunday Football column for the Mother Ship, the “Washington Football Team’s” name is always typed in all caps. Pisses all the right people off.

      • livefreeor die says:

        Heh! You should hear the fans singing “Hail to the Redskins!” at games now. Just a touch of defiance!

      • Arachne says:

        There will actually be something in my column tonight you will find amusing. Also, look at the Mother Ship on Saturday. You and I are contributing!

      • livefreeor die says:

        Wow! Although I worried I got too much into the effects of suicide on the survivors at the end. Feel free to edit it to best fit the goal of the piece. Thanks so much for including me on it!

  40. Octopus says:

    Poor Unicorn Messiah! Turns out the world is a complicated, dangerous place. Americans just need to understand he’s much smarter than they are, and much smarter than Chimpy McHalliburtonbush, his predecessor. Just too smart for ISIL, too. He’s working up a kickass plan, while he’s out on those links. “We’ll chip away at them.”

  41. Because now he's qualifying it with "felonies" says:

    • Arachne says:

      But they did not say he had no RECORD, did they, Fatass. Learn to read between the lines, dumbo.

      And that is NOT what they said, asshole – getting it wrong again. They said no “SERIOUS” felony charges pending.

  42. Because Chunk can identify says:

    • Arachne says:

      Unless these clowns have a union contract, my guess is they can use this for practice waddling to the Unemployment line.

      • Because says:

        Just remember – these are the people who spit on your burger if they don’t like your hair.

      • OLT's Libs Love Ignorance And Hatred says:

        Nothin’ makes me happier than a bunch of people wanting more for less and wearing their slogans in Spanish.

        Here you are in CHICAGO, the heartland of the USA, and you are so damned eager to LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM that you can’t be bothered to learn English so you can get ahead.

        That isn’t “lucha”, that’s leech-a.

        I can’t wait to hear you called “Dreamers” or some other dumbassed made-up word to fool Proggies filled with emotional “logic” that would embarrass a toddler.

        Once you’ve shut all the cheap burger joints down and killed hundreds of thousands of jobs (including the ones you’re not qualified for because you refuse to learn English), I hope you’ll have enough Obamabucks left to slip back over the border and get a nice job at home “fixing” your fucked-up country instead of insisting that we turn the US into Northern Mexico.

    • livefreeor die says:

      Um, McDonald’s CFO,
      Ou-yay ight-may ant-way o-tay atch-way inventory-tay ontrol-cay a-tay ittle-lay ore-may osely-clay

      • Arachne says:

        Reading the minimum wage nasties on Twitter, one was saying how many jobs there were in California, with a higher minimum wage.

        Really? How many are full time jobs? Crickets

        Do you believe the unemployment percentage re REALLY under 7% Crickets

        Disappeared when I asked if California was the land of opportunity, why was everyone LEAVING.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      LUCHA POR KIOSKS DE LOS SELF-SERVOS

      signed
      your boss

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      LUCHA POR 15

      OK, pay them in pesos !
      15 pesos an hour
      they asked for it !

  43. Juan Epstein says:

    Will Yoghazi exploit Joan Rivers for click bait?

    Will he risk his membership in the Hamas fanboy club?

    • OLT's You Lose The Game If You Got No (D) says:

      He’ll be busy pretending that McDonnell is “the face of the Republican Party”.

    • Doppel Milyo says:

      we had front row tix to see her Mid November.

      bummed

      she was one tough old broad. RIP

    • Arachne says:

      And the serious ugly on Twitter by the Hamassholes and PA – especially those living in UK – will make your stomach turn.

  44. Doppel Milyo says:

    81 year old woman beheaded in London by 25 year old “man”

    police/media have yet to release the name of the assailant which means it’s probably Omar or Muhammed.

    Charles already getting ready to blame this beheading on the torries

  45. Pakimon says:

    lolwut

    Mary Mapes did not mention Chunky or The Bog at all in her book. She made references to “right-wing blogs” in general.

    Nice try, you fat ponytailed fraud. 😆

  46. Pakimon says:

    Chunky is really working it tonight.

    Relevance is right around the corner… he can just feel it! 😆

    In actuality, Chunkles endless clamoring for attention would be pathetic if it weren’t so hilarious.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s incredibly pathetic. He’s begging for scraps from the fringe-Left, and licking the hand that slaps him aside for the most part. Poor Pigdog! 😦

  47. Octopus says:

    This is just brilliant, on the subject of prayer, from the ever-surprising Andrew W.K. I’m not big on praying or religion myself, but there are no real atheists in these foxholes…when the bad shit comes raining down, we pretty much all ask the universe for a break. How to do it, if you’re out of practice? Here’s one way. I think it’s a very good way.

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2014/09/ask_andrew_wk_on_prayer.php