LGF is thoughtful and nuanced?

This tweet has must be coming from an alternate reality.

LGF is anything but thoughtful or nuanced. It’s a cheap leftist imitation copy of Alex Jones’ infowars.

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136 Comments on “LGF is thoughtful and nuanced?”

  1. Abu Firsties!1!!1! says:

    You always bring a thoughtfulness and nuance I find lacking. — Hunter Walker

    You always cut and paste other’s work and claim it as you own which I find lacking. — me

  2. Octopus says:

    How much nuance could a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip nuance?

    I’m just trying to make sense of Hunter’s tweet, even though he’s probably a Chunky-sock. Ever notice how he has one of these freaks come out of the woodwork every couple of weeks, with some nutty over-the-top-and-under-the-pannus praise for his Wisdom And Grace? It’s too much! I mean, there are stupid people in the world, you wonder how they could possibly be the result of the sperm that won the race, but most of them are busy playing Candy Crush or fisting themselves in front of the TV all day.

    Where is Frank Sinclair? We need to talk to him about what Ron Jeremy is doing to his Mom. 😆 (Stabby!)

  3. dwells38 says:

    yeah like the one called jam jam was it? whatever happened to him?

  4. Dudebro says:

    No, this clown isn’t a sock. Here’s his bio: Hunter Walker is Business Insider’s politics editor. Previously, he worked at Talking Points Memo, The New York Observer, and The Daily, among others. Hunter is a native of Brooklyn, New York. He holds a master’s degree in journalism from Columbia University.

    Why would somebody that apparently (even for a lefty) has some credibility give chuckles a shout out.
    1. He’s thinking of the other C. Johnson
    2. His account has been hacked.
    3. Chuckles is blackmailing him.
    4. This guy is in the middle of a psychotic break with reality.
    Maybe we need a poll?

    • Pakimon says:

      Perhaps Hunter Walker should have Chunky write some “thoughtful and nuanced” articles for Business Insider since he’s (allegedly) the “politics editor”.

      After all, Chunky is the master of fusing politics and business in the blogosphere. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Here’s one more for Dudebro’s list:

      5. He’s a leftist moonbat with less Twitter followers then a corpulent ponytailed shut-in. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Oh, gawrsh. He’s one of those. 🙄

      No wonder he thinks Chunky is nuanced. The same breed of sycophant that espied yon Unicorn Messiah, in 2007, and instantly knew he had come to save America, the world, fat kids and the suffering golf caddy guild. These people know nuance.

  5. Dudebro says:

    Found this old post Dec 2009 Dennis the Peasant
    Hilarious Highlight:
    Charles is a failure. Let’s face it, the asshole is hawking calenders on Little Green Footballs. That’s pathetic. The fact that he has enough time to post several times a day, conduct regular and quite extensive purges of LGF’s ranks, ride his bicycle all over L.A. and waste time taking really awful photographs of inanimate objects tells me business isn’t all that good in the doing-web-page-design-for-money department. That should not be a surprise; he’s a failed musician and a failed internet media maven. It’s that sort of life that leads you to place way too much importance on your own place in the political blogosphere.

    HAha, nailed it!

    https://web.archive.org/web/20120509185224/http://dennisthepeasant.typepad.com/dennis_the_peasant/2009/12/more-ethics-from-charles-johnson.html

  6. “Nuance”

    Like terms like derp. And dudebro. And bite me. And lolwut.

    Riiiiiiiiight

    • Pakimon says:

      Get off my timeline! – Chunkles Johnson

    • Arachne says:

      Funny I don’t see this tweet in his timeline. Maybe he realized he’d sent to the wrong personal accidentally and went “oh shit” and deleted it.

  7. Pakimon says:

    Er… no.

    Your Twitter follower count has remained the same.

    It appears those “hate-followers” have been there all along.

    The question is, how many of your followers are “hate-followers”?

    I imagine the ratios break down like this:

    *Hate-Followers – %57

    *Sycophant-Followers – %24

    *Sock-Followers – %19

    *Margin of error projected to be no more than 4%

  8. Pakimon says:

    Chunky the Unknown TwitterComic is wowing them with his comedy genius!

    DIME #RuinAMagazine 5 hours ago

    Rolling Scone #RuinAMagazine 5 hours ago

    National Geocentric #RuinAMagazine 5 hours ago

    I’ve got a better fun-time hashtag!

    LittleGreenFootballs #RuinABlog

  9. dwells38 says:

    Because calling the entire political right insane racists is nuanced

  10. trebob says:

    Nuanced?

    Insane, bad crazy, radical, idiot, stupid, shrieking, hater, homophobic, stalkers?

    Old Hunter needs to learn the meaning of words before he tries using them in a tweet.

    • OLT's The Hunter Is A Walker says:

      Three qatloos say you can’t teach Hunter anything, since he already knows it all.

  11. OLT's The Hunter Is A Walker says:

    The Donkey Show is not nuanced. The Donkey Show lurches from obsession to obsession with the grace of a three-legged hippo. The Donkey Show follows Jim Hoft around like a Chihuahua trying to hump a Great Dane. In the face.

    • Octopus says:

      Hippocampus. Where three-legged hippos learn to saunter gracefully, among the exploding nontroversies.

  12. Octopus says:

    A frayed knot, Willie. It were the strongarm robbery, and the willingness to duke it out with an armed officer of the law, what led to Young Michael’s ventilation and the subsequent public disturbance. And you, saying to America on national TV, “Listen to me good, America: I did not have sex with that woman.” Only to have the plumpish strumpet produce a blue dress bedazzled with thine splooge…never have I felt so betrayed!

  13. Arachne says:

    BTW I have yet to see anything indicating that the Ferguson Police Department was a hotbed of racism and strongarm tactics. Have they released the citizen complaint statistics. Unlike Fatass, I have a job which involves, you know, WORK and commuting without wireless. I also clean my house on a regular basis and shop for real food. I would assume the Lounge Lizard has time to get these statistics – are they out there?

    And it appears Fartcheeks is the only one NOT calling Clinton out for her ridiculous prevaricating statements yesterday. Nuanced indeed.

  14. dwells38 says:

    Worked from home for awhile this morning and happened to catch David Cameron’s statement about the ISIS/ISIL threat on Fox News. I’m not sure if he was consciously dissing Obungle or not but he definitely has a strategy.

    Chunky’s Preezy Obungle on the other hand has a golf date. Some old white men will tell him when the strategy’s done and queue it up on the TOTUS.

  15. dwells38 says:

    Chunk pronounces it new-ansid

  16. dwells38 says:

    Preezydential leadership:

    http://weaselzippers.us/198054-white-house-we-are-not-at-war-with-isis/

    Obungle to self: What we are war with however is this fucking slice of mine. Really need to hit the driving range. I wonder if it would look weird if I invited Tiger to talk foreign policy with me on the links.

  17. Because the science is settled says:

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, everybody else had the story YESTERDAY – including THIS site. Late to the party again, dirtbag. You’re really cutting edge.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Yeah, Charlie. You’re so nuanced. Mature too! LOL!

  19. ISpeakJive says:

    Because, dumbo, its potentially admissible to show his violent character and aggressive personality. The cop would need it for his argument of self-defense if it comes to that.

    Duh.

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Yes, because using someone’s past to show who they truly are is “racist” character assassination. For example, you can’t use CJ’s documented online history against him because that’s not who he really is, man.

  20. Arachne says:

    Oh, so it’s raaaacist character assassination. Looks like Fatass is still clinging to the Gentle Giant fairy tale.

    Oh, and if it were a white kid that attacked a black police officer and was shot, you shitbag bigots would be screaming from the rafters for anything and everything to justify the shoot.

  21. ISpeakJive says:

    It’s like they’ve lost the ability to think straight.

    Yes, Goose, if ISIS hits Juarez and El Paso, “imminently” like we are hearing, it will be Obama’s fault. In so many ways.

    • dwells38 says:

      The Twin Towers and Boston Logan airport had not asked the Bush State Dept. for increased security weeks ahead of time. When it happened jets scrambled and police and fire responded immediately. They didn’t just blow it off and figure they probably couldn’t get there in time to help. The guy is a complete idiot.

    • Dudebro says:

      No Goos, It’s Clinton’s fault since they planned the attack and came into the country while he was president. Clinton was focused on Monica’s mouth.

  22. Octopus says:

    They better not hit The Donkey Show Revue, though. Some days live in infamy. 👿

  23. Octopus says:

    Speaking of nuanced, how about Russell Brand’s latest racist diatribe? Very impressive piece of racist garbage, coming at us from a rich and famous commie scumbag. Commie for thee, and not for he, of course…goes without saying, he’ll be keeping his money safely tucked away.

    http://www.progressivestoday.com/liberal-russell-brand-fires-off-new-racist-attack-on-jason-riley-rent-a-black-man/

    • SpaceAllah says:

      It was racist as hell, but for the life of him he’d never understand why, because he’s that fucking stupid.

  24. ISpeakJive says:

    Clicked on an article on TMZ about Joan Rivers yesterday. The comments were hideous. “Die you Jew bitch”, etc. Dozens of them. Really bad. Mostly due to her comments about Gaza.

    I was going to link it here but looks like TMZ cleaned it up, somewhat, since then.

    These be Chunky’s peeps. These are the people he is in bed with now, that he panders to, that he takes waddling orders from. Thus, in the spirit of LGF, may I say now the entire left-wing is CRAY CRAY.

  25. dwells38 says:

    http://weaselzippers.us/198038-tea-party-steps-in-to-help-riot-racked-businesses-rebuild-in-ferguson-media-ignores-it/

    Of course the media won’t report this. Hopefully Fox News gets ahold of it. How much you wanna bet Chunky denounces it?

  26. dwells38 says:

    RT @Gus_802: Will the Post-Dispatch be seeking Darren Wilson’s juvenile court records if they exist? @stltoday #Ferguson
    28 minutes ago

    Unlike Michael Browns, is anyone trying to hide Darren Wilson’s juvenile record?

    • SpaceAllah says:

      The Washington Post sent 9 reporters to dig up dirt on him, like they did Palin back in 2008 when she was first announced as the VP candidate. This never happens on both sides of the coin – they haven’t sent 9 reporters out to dig into St. Violent Fat Boy’s life, nor did they ever send 9 reporters out to dig into Obama’s past for dirt. Although you didn’t need to dig very far.

  27. dwells38 says:

    .@stltoday How is Michael Brown’s juvenile record (if he has one) relevant at all to this case? @inthefade
    1 hour ago

    Golly I don’t know you fucking dipshit.

  28. Pakimon says:

    From word that has already leaked out the past week or so, The Gentile Giant&30153; was quite the “gangsta’ in training” in his juvenile years.

    If he was the hard-working, college bound angel that the media and the race mongers of the Left are insisting he was (other then youthful hijinks like robbing and strong-arming a little old asian man), you’d think they’d welcome the release of his juvenile record to bolster and substantiate their claims.

    The irony is that even though nobody knows what’s in The Gentile Giant™ ‘s juvenile record yet, the race mongers of the Left are already assuming the worst, hence all the shrill squawking and bleating.

    Why are they so worried? Are they assuming that since he was a young black man person of color, he’d automatically have a juvenile record chock full of felonies?

    It sure appears that way.

    But what’s a little hypocrisy when you’re trying to cover up your own bigotry. 🙄

  29. dwells38 says:

    James O’Keefe, pioneering and entrepeneurial videographer triggered a warning about ISIS that helps protect Americans. Chunky McFartcheeks on the other hand cheers on border chaos and claims blacks are victims of genocide and cheers when they destroy their communities because a thug tangled with a cop. He has no comment about the ISIS threat except to explode on Twitter and Listless Grey Forgottenblah that how dare the Obunghole detractors latch onto his “no strategy” statement. Hey Chunk why was Earnest T Butthole, offical WH liar today insisting Obunghole DOES have a strategy? Why does David Cameron have a strategy? Why did Obunghole have 3 fundraisers and a celebrity wedding today? Why are you a moron and backing the worst President in history purely out of white guilt?

    Chunk please go away. You’re human garbage and worth nothing. James O’Keefe helps protect America from Progturd scum like you.

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/08/29/Exclusive-Breitbart-Texas-Verifies-ISIS-Threat-With-Leaked-Doc

    The document was released by the Texas Department of Public Safety and warned that ISIS was actively promoting and encouraging supporters to take advantage of the porous Texas-Mexico border to carry out terrorist attacks against US citizens.

    The document attributed the increased interest by ISIS to a report done by journalist James O’Keefe. Though the report did not mention O’Keefe by name, it showed images of O’Keefe crossing the porous Texas-Mexico border while wearing an Osama bin Laden mask.

    In addition to the report, U.S. Border Patrol Agents confirmed that the U.S. Border Patrol agency was indeed taking the threat seriously. A Border Patrol agent in the Laredo Sector told Breitbart Texas that they had credible information that ISIS was attempting to find individuals and groups in Nuevo-Laredo Mexico to assist in gaining entry into the united states.

    A Border Patrol agent in the El Paso Sector would only tell Breitbart Texas that a warning was issued to agents pertaining to ISIS.

  30. dwells38 says:

    I think it’s funny how leftists in the media come up with Freudian names for their shows. Like Chuck Tood’s show on AMESSNBC is called “The Rundown”. Obviously because he spends most of his time running down American greatness and instead celebrating the negative haters of America.

    Or I just noticed Erin Burnett’s show is “OutFront”. LOL! Hey Erin, we’ve seen you in a sweater. There’s very little “out front” if you know what I mean. I think her overbite sticks out further than her bosom.

  31. JimboXL says:

    It’s so funny to see them twist to shrug off any negative background the guy had prior to being shot, even the encounter he had that day just because he was black. It appears to most that LGF will make every effort to scour the background and history of anyone they think may be a Tea Party member. They’d maybe go back to that person’s childhood and if they wouldn’t eat the purple Flinstone’s vitamins, they’d maybe say then that even as a child the person had racist tendencies.

    • rightymouse says:

      Mitt Romney cut a a gay guy’s hair decades ago. That was certainly relephant to the Michael Brown pearl necklace clutchers. But that was because Romney was a Republican and a Mormon.

      • rightymouse says:

        These same ass-holes mocked Romney’s black grand-son & spit on Herman Cain and Condi Rice, to name a few. Their faux outrage over Brown makes me sick.

    • dwells38 says:

      And smear Tea Partiers as racist when the group has no racial stance and has prominent black leader memebers. And LGF will continue to smear them based on preposterous accounts of supposedly racial epithets hurled at Congressmen miraculously not captured on many cell phone recordings.

      Now Tea Partiers are helping clean up Ferguson and Chunk McFatFart will call them racists and ignore that black race baiters call all kinds of good people racists when they aren’t. The whole situation is disgusting and certainly making things harder on any black victims instead of easier.

      • Juan Epstein says:

        Nothing to do with helping Blacks, yo.

        All about defeating the reich wing, yo.

      • Octopus says:

        Race Detective™ and Mooby Dick™, combined to reflect the huge white whale’s daily output of an end-product denser and more race-to-the-bottom than whale poop, and of enormous, buxom constitution, along with his amazing born talents of racism detection and counter-racism, racing anyone and everyone to the bottom. Landing in, and being covered nearly over by, the poop of Left Whales. Not to be confused with the Right Whales, who are astonishingly identical, yet live in the ocean to be fished by vicious, rapacious Japs:

        Right whales have rotund bodies with arching rostrums, V-shaped blowholes and dark gray or black skin. The most distinguishing feature of a right whale is the rough patches of skin on its head which appear white due to parasitism by whale lice.

        That’s our boy, right? I’ve seen all that. Lunch lost. However, he is a Land-Left Whale, trying desperately to survive on land. Very sad, yet morbidly compelling.

    • Because says:

      If the cop had any kind of questionable something in his background, you can bet your padded pannus they’s be yammering about that.

  32. dwells38 says:

    Chunky thinks Choudray is a moderate. And it’s Hannity that’s the bigot!

    All Progturds think like Chunky does. That Muslim liars that want Shari’a law are the good guys. And fellow American conservatives, traditionalists, Christians, etc…that would give you the shirt off their backs are the bad guys.

    • Octopus says:

      As a relatively-sane non-Progturd, it occurs to me more and more often these days that our human-counterparts in the Middle East (coming soon to a terrorist-attack near you), are less and less worthy of our consideration and respect for their doom-affirming culture of crazy jihaddism. It might be time, pretty soon, to drop some heavy stuff on them. They’ve declared war on us, and they’re going to attack us soon, I believe them now when they make threats. They at least attempt to follow through, those medieval zealots.

      The Left is saying that Hannity lost his shit in that bit. Yes, but it’s understandable. What will most people be saying when the next wave of terrorist-attacks hit our nation? Well, I wouldn’t anticipate a sudden upwards-spike in MSBNC’s ratings. Or a great mid-term election cycle, for the Dhimmicrats.

  33. Octopus says:

    I think that I’ve finally reconciled myself to the high-pitched grunting of the female tennis players, of whom Maria Sharapova is probably the worst offender. They all do it now, of course, and it used to be uber-annoying to me. I guess you get worn down over time, as you lose all your rough edges. That’s my excuse, anyway.

    At the same time, it’s now time to continue our “Saturday Female Appreciation Day” tribute to the female race. We sure do appreciate you pretty thangs! Witcho fine ass. 🙂

    Well, we do. Crucify us.

    It’s time to pay heed to the throaty siren-songs of the highest caliber vixens of fine female sport, the women of professional tennis. Yes, they are immune to our masculine charms, but don’t hold that thing against them. They are magnificent in their milyo, like leopardesses on the Serengeti. They pounce. They pout. They sweat. They kill!

    US OPEN – Flushing Meadows, New York, USA
    August 25, 2014 to September 8, 2014

    ROUND OPPONENT RESULT SCORE
    Women’s Singles
    1st Maria Kirilenko W 6-4, 6-0
    2nd Alexandra Dulgheru W 4-6, 6-3, 6-2
    3rd (26) Sabine Lisicki W 6-2, 6-4
    *Grand Slam event.

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.serengeti.org/bigfive_leopard.html

    Our old au pair’s father in South Africa got laid off from his job at the gun factory, thanks to affirmative-action laws in that country after the fall of apartheid. Well, he didn’t stop supporting his family. He started a business doing camera safaris with tourists. In his first year, he matched his previous income and had several employees gearing up to expand the business.

    However, he had this happen to him in his second year. While transporting a noble pair of English newlyweds through the wilds, they stopped to enjoy a picnic near a waterfalls. Everything was wonderful. If you’ve seen the scenery in SA, you know how magical it can be.

    Suddenly, a small chimpanzee raced towards them, screaming its head off. The female members of the human party reflexively shrieked, and the tour leader and driver, my au pair’s father, leaped into the safety of his Jeep. He says, about a ten-foot leap, from a seated-position. World-record stuff.

    The clients recovered from the chimp’s sudden appearance, only to see a charging leopard emerge from the brush, hot on the terrified chimp’s behind. The chimp ran right through their picnic, never slowing, and then the leopard leaped over the Jeep and caught the poor creature, killing it amidst a LOT of savage noises and bloodshed. The leopard proceeded to eat its prey’s delicate parts, in front of the stunned party, and then dragged the corpse off behind some shrubs.

    Of course, the tourists went home and told the story straight to the nearest newsweasel, and his business was threatened by the bad publicity. At the same, though, he got all kinds of new interest from people who wanted to see “nature red in tooth and claw,” and he’s still running the business to this day, and making a fine living.

    I guess what I’m saying is, we should allow tourists to hunt illegal immigrants in the deserts of the Southwest. Some of the illegals are terrorists, and others are just a pain in the ass to our over-taxed welfare system. Maybe not kill them, though. That would have bad optics. Maybe just a catch-and-release type thing, where they are released back across the border. Establish some records. Make it a real sport.

  35. Pakimon says:

    Another beautiful Saturday morning and time for Sooper Happy Fun Time *Female Appreciation Day* edition!

    Pakimog say watching tennis girls is good sport but it Labor Day weekend and time to go to beach for surf and fun and frolic!

    Pakimog got beach towel, beach chair, cooler full of beach beer and sunglasses!

    Pakimog ready to go! 😎

    • rightymouse says:

      I dare ya to ask her or her gal pals to make you a sammie. lololol!

    • Octopus says:

      Surfer Girl believes strongly in conservation. Not a stitch of excess fabric, in her bathing costume. You have to respect that, as well as her ability to become one with the surfboard, waves and sea turtle. All just various vibrations of energy, dude.

  36. rightymouse says:

    Lost another relative last night from cancer. 😦
    This sucks.

    • Octopus says:

      Sorry to hear that, ‘Mouse. Tough way to go, for so many.

      • rightymouse says:

        When she was diagnosed, she was given two months & that’s what happened. She went peacefully. No pain, thank goodness. Best relly in the world. Didn’t take crap from anyone. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        You know, that’s how my Dad’s illness went, with the brain cancer. No pain, and really no symptoms, until suddenly he was on his way out. Sister-nurse was there with the morphine, for his last couple of days, but he passed quickly. Glad your relative didn’t have to go through the long, painful decline, complicated and worsened with chemo, like my in-laws both did. Ugh.

      • rightymouse says:

        It was brain cancer as well. Had gone there from the lungs. Inoperable. 😦

  37. Octopus says:

    You didn’t think we were done with this tennis thing, didja?

    http://tinyurl.com/lqclfqh

  38. rightymouse says:

    Surfer interview fail. LOL! They are a different breed for sure. 🙂

  39. rightymouse says:

    No. And Obama wasn’t impeached either for wearing his used care salesman suit. Idiots.

  40. rightymouse says:

    LOL!

  41. rightymouse says:

    LOLWUT?? Moron. Don’t quit your day job, Gus. Oh, wait. You don’t have one.

  42. ISpeakJive says:

    I see Chunky spent the better part of yesterday trying to prove Jim Hoft wrong about the St. Louis Post Dispatch suing for the gentle giant’s juvi records. No way they would do such a heinous thing. Hoft must be lying again, yadda yadda.

    Chuck actually contacted the newspaper and they said they were indeed trying to get the records.

    Chunk’s first try at actual journalism and FACE PLANT!

  43. swamprat says:

    red rover, red rover
    let RememberTonyC come over!

    He’s probably lying about all those rival Islamic supremacists wanting to destroy or take over the west. They’re killing each other so they have no common goal, right?

    Hint: that word “supremacist” is not a font-spacing artifact.

  44. swamprat says:

    Protip to Curious Lurker

    Your persona of being a muslim woman would be more believable if you would quit posting pictures of women.
    Your original twitter profile was not exactly family fare, and posting that Barbra Eden thing is not in character.

  45. Kurt's sulfurous aroma says:

    LGF is as nuanced as an egg fart in a crowded elevator

  46. Because say what? says:

  47. Octopus says:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/08/30/wapo-say-this-president-doesnt-seem-terribly-competent-at-foreign-policy-huh/

    The Washington Post goes full-on racist! 😯

    Last week it was the NYT. Who’s next? Al-Jazeera?

  48. Because some things never change says:

  49. Octopus says:

    Here’s some nuance:

  50. Octopus says:

    This thread should stop Real Soon Now. Smells like pannus yeast, up in here.

  51. ISpeakJive says:

    Crap article interspersed with fart videos!

  52. JimboXL says:

    7 important reasons why they declare any negative facts or events irrelevant including the theft beforehand:

    1. Skin color
    2. Skin color
    3. Skin color
    4. Skin color
    5. Skin color
    6. Skin color
    7.Skin color