A Little Fabrication Music, Please.

Ferguson Memorial 1

Ferguson Memorial 2

Charles had to dig deep for this one. 18 days ago, Antonio French posted that Tweet with a picture of maybe four dozen rose petals in the middle of the street along the double yellow lines, claimed that a police car “trampled” them. Then a K-9 officer took his dog out there and instructed it to pee on the purported middle-of-the-street memorial to Michael Brown.

This was reported in a Mother Jones story that popped up today with an unconfirmed account (like that’s never happened) and Charles is all over it like skeeter assholes on a windshield.

Meanwhile, at least one sentient got through Charles’ Magical Jazzy Filter and called out the idiocy.

Ferguson Memorial 3

Good luck, 1Peter G1. See you soon.

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116 Comments on “A Little Fabrication Music, Please.”

  1. dwells38 says:

    43 downding? I didn’t even think 43 people looked at Lefty Green Forgottenballs. It’s probably just Chunk typing in 32 more downdings and assigning them to his socks using his uber admin access.

    • Pakimon says:

      Maybe the Boiler Room Crew can give us an update on the 2014 registration and traffic numbers of The Bog sometime soon.

      With graphs… lots of graphs. 😀

  2. dwells38 says:

    How dare they not honor the impromptu shrine in the middle of the street while being denigrated as murderers by protesters and rioters!! He was just a defenseless baby boy. Oh wait, I thought you weren’t supposed to call a black man a boy. Anyway, they should just shut the street down permanently and erect a MB monument. Maybe build an elementary school there.

    http://www.aol.com/article/2014/08/27/lawsuit-to-release-michael-browns-juvenile-criminal-record/20953546/

    Ruh roh. Turns out the only reason he didn’t have a criminal record is because he just turned 18. Cripes he mighta been wit da Crips! Charles Johnson is trying to get to the bottom of it.

    Chunk Johnson however is covering his ears and yelling La la la, La la la, etc….

    • Inspector fromage says:

      releasing a criminal record to show intent/plausibility that a kid who just strong arm robbed a store might attack a cop is character assasination

      but 54 year old reports of a presidential candidate maybe cutting some hair, is perfectly legitimate!

      got it!

      • dwells38 says:

        Well it’s pretty obvious that someone who at age fifteen, tackles a sissy boy and cuts his girly hair for laughs is not fit to run for dog catcher, much less Preezydent of the Racist States of America. That’s why we retained Obungle. To fix all the dividedness and let the unicorns run free.

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        choooooooooooom !

  3. dwells38 says:

    Now in Atlanta, this be a proper black on black keelin’. Just some young persons trying out the burglin’ biz and decided to off the 13 yr old potential witness since they knew him. Of course they’ll send those 21 and 17 yr olds to prison cuz ya know, War on Black Men.

    http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/four-people-arrested-shooting-death-13-year-old/ng9G8/

    Chunky would say those black men wouldn’t have been robbing gramma and murdering her grandson if Whitey and the Cops hadn’t kept them underpiviliged and ignorant. They would probably instead be academic scholars or community organizers or Preezydents or something.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh that’s right – didn’t the Lizard Geek tweet out the other day his supreme annoyance with the Right Wing talking about black on black crime? Is he saying in Chuckie world that blacks killing blacks don’t matter? At least WE care about it, Fatass. Where’s Jackson? Where’s Sharpton? Where’s Holder? Oh I get it. No money or political points to be scored. Well, maybe Dr. Carson and Allen West will speak up for victims like this young innocent – who was MURDERED in this BED for God’s sake!

  4. Pakimon says:

    I find it hilarious that Chunky spews all his bullshit from the urban blighted ghetto known as Culver City.

    If that fat ponytailed fraud ever saw “men of color” in his yard, he’d be on the phone calling 911 while crapping his pants in about 2 seconds.

  5. Pakimon says:

    Time to play “Name that Bog Sycophant Dog”!

    I’ll start off with Gus_802.

    You have to admit, the resemblance is uncanny, right down to the black t-shirt. 😆

  6. Pakimon says:

    Before I head off to work, here’s a little fabrication music per Briareus’ request. 😀

  7. Inspector fromage says:

    1PeterG1 is hereby nominated for a 2014 BUZZSAW award

  8. trebob says:

    I guess I may have been harping on the death of Police dog Kye, but OKC has never lost a K9 in the line of duty and the reactions have been interesting to watch (all good). The hyper-partisen butt-heads at LGF couldn’t understand this kind of loyalty or sympathy for a cop.

    This will be my last comment (OT one at least) about it as he’s laid to rest today. The OKC PD has a nice video on Kye if you have two minutes. It’s on their Facebook page:

    Then my little addition (someone put it in the video, but not quite right):

    I AM A WORKING DOG
    My eyes are your eyes, to watch you and to protect you and yours,
    My ears are your ears, to hear and detect evil minds in the dark,
    My nose is your nose, to scent the invader of your domain,
    And so you may live, my life is also yours.
    ~~ Unknown

    RIP Kye.
    End of watch August 25, 2014.

  9. Doppel Milyo says:

    flowers and candles placed in the middle of the street is called littering

  10. dwells38 says:

    Naturally Chunky and the other Progturds are in perfect agreement with the Totalitarian Chicoms and Dictatorship Russians. America is the land of oppressed minorities and a brutal militarized white racist dictatorship!! We’ze morphed into South Africa. All those black guys in prison for violent crimes were actually railroaded by the racist white cops!! Let’s let ’em all out, send ’em to kollege and give ’em jobs! Oh wait we already gave all that to illegal aliens.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/08/24/ferguson-china-russia-world-media/14524517/

    Chunky McLibturd used to rail against such things. Now he’s joined in with the Progturd liars. They put their lying narrative that blacks are supposedly being systematically targeted by the racist police and that local governments are committing genocide, above the truth and remove any moral authority that an actual free nation ruled by law and human rights has to help truly oppressed people in brutal totalitarian regimes.

    Never mind that blacks are successful in all walks of life including the very media that report such lies and the very political system where politicians make these lying assertions just to get votes. And that all blacks get a free education (if they avail themselves of it) and have equal opportunity along with poor whites and other ethnicities to better themselves. And that statistics show they mostly have taken advantage of those benefits and do better within generations except where people get involved in gangs and drugs and crime and fighting with the fucking police.

    Way to go Progturd scum for helping to wreck the world by making it a common practice to lie about every single thing every chance you get.

  11. Arachne says:

    Does anyone EVER remember Andrew Breitbart accusing Chuck of planting racist comments? He’ll do anything for attention, won’t he?

    • dwells38 says:

      It’s just more of Chuckles keeping it classy. Trying to start shit on Twitter with a dead man.

      But yeah, all I remember is Breitbart making fun of the shut-in Charles. And acklnowledging it as a guilty pleasure like kicking the neighbor’s chain-link fence to make their dog go ape shit.

    • Bunk X says:

      Breitbart never did. Not once. On the other hand, Charles patted Killgore on the back.

  12. Octopus says:

    Only a deeply-disturbed, profoundly ignorant man would post something so puerile. And so we must mock. 😆

    Yes, Chunky. The officer directed the dog to pee on the flowers, as a direct insult to Michael Brown’s memory and those who mourn his passing. It’s part of their militarized response, actually. Good call.

    • Arachne says:

      So where’s the photographic evidence? In this day and age of everyone having a phone with a camera, no one took a photo of it? Which brings me back to Michael Brown – all this going on and no one whipped out an iPhone/Galaxy and was filming this? Even just taking a photo of the action all around them?

    • Because says:

      Dogs should be trained to pee on command for splodydope patrol.

  13. trebob says:

    Charles is too unsophisticated to comprehend that just because someone made an error that doesn’t mean millions of people are wrong. His mind is too far gone to handle that kind of nuance. It all, ‘guns are bad, mmm’kay?’ because of one person’s mistake.

    As an owner of one of these firearms (not full auto, but a semi-auto carbine), having a 9 year old fire it was a dreadful mistake, and not because of the outcome. Fully loaded my Uzi must weigh 15-16 pounds, it’s very heavy and the blow back action makes chambering a round a chore. I personally put a side mounted charging handle on mine because as a nearly 6ft 200 pound guy I had difficulty with the top mounted charging handle. A 9 year old could not, in my opinion, chamber a round in this weapon. So, having a 9 year old girl try and handle this firearm at a 600 round a minute firing rate was not thought out at all and tragedy ensued as often happens when firearms are handled without respect, regard or thought. Contrast with my first firearm (9th birthday present) a Marlin .22 LR weighing 5-6 pounds loaded and a 10 round magazine.

    I feel badly for the families in this tragedy but it isn’t worth new laws and it doesn’t happen often in the grand scheme of things.

    But, while Charles cries his crocodile tears hoping for some relevance in the blogosphere, he misses the real sadness and tragedy. Let’s look at Chicago for the last week:

    Aug. 27 – Name Unknown, a 38 year old unknown female, caused by a stabbing in Albany Park.
    Aug. 26 – Arthur Shanklin, a 32 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in Englewood.
    Aug. 25 – Joseph Lewis, a 23 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in New City.
    Aug. 24 – Quentin Graham, a 40 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in New City.
    Aug. 24 – Marcus McCarty, a 14 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in Austin.
    Aug. 24 – Amelio Johnson, a 22 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in Chatham.
    Aug. 24 – Victor Martinon, a 17 year old white male, caused by a gunshot in South Lawndale.
    Aug. 24 – Andre Byrd, a 33 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in Austin.
    Aug. 24 – James McCoy, a 30 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in Auburn Gresham.
    Aug. 21 – Michael Clark, a 52 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in West Englewood.
    Aug. 21 – Jadon Johnson, a 21 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in Riverdale.
    Aug. 20 – Antonio Smith, a 9 year old black male, caused by a gunshot in Greater Grand Crossing.

    Since all these victims were black and not killed by white police officers Charles cares nothing for them or their families. He’s said it many times over the last couple of weeks, “don’t bother me with black on black crime”. Charles and the rest of Little Green Footballs are all racists in the image of Margaret Sanger and if the death or tragedy doesn’t advance their liberal progressive agenda they aren’t interested in it at all.

    • trebob says:

      WordPress decided my tweeter link was not worth including:

    • dwells38 says:

      Because you know the fact that people in these inner city, low income black communities are running around shooting each other has nothing to do with either 1) gun violence for 2) getting shot by the police.

      It may ultimately turn out that Darren Wilson ASSUMED MB must have a gun becuase of his aggressive actions and the fact that crime statistics tell you most blacks involved in gangs, drugs and robbery ARE packing. If those are just the victims of shootings in Chicago imagine how many black men are actually walking around with guns and willing to use them! Why wait until you wake up dead to find out the crazy ass had a gun.

      I dunno. But the huge vast majority of legal gun owners and NRA members are not perpetrating this criminal gun violence. The vast majority is gang and drug related. Unfortunately someone with access to guns goes batshit crazy and commits something unthinkable. Outlawing guns to private owners wouldn’t even stop that. Like drugs, guns would just go underground and become readily available on a black market. All you would need is to know a guy.

    • Dudebro says:

      BAN ALL BICYCLES AKA Death on 2 wheels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      In 2012, 726 pedalcyclists were killed and an additional 49,000 were injured in
      motor vehicle traffic crashes!
      http://www-nrd.nhtsa.dot.gov/Pubs/812018.pdf

  14. Octopus says:

    …however, still no love from the Left. What gives, you stubborn kids? How long does he have to grovel? Give the poor old hippie a nickel’s worth of attention, before he loses his will to tweet. 😆

  15. Notwithstanding the fact this is the correct follow up to the two strong arm robbers of cigars from a 4′ 9″ olf man as the two robbers chose to walk down the middle of the street with the stolen property out for all to see and thus attract the police in the first place. So putting flowers out in the street to attract car wheels on this road is just the perfect choice of dumb to fit the prior pre perp walk.

    Just saying back in the day any one who did a bad deed,, is the first thing on you mind,,,

    attract attention of the man….”””

    not ver much uh?

    But the mo of these to does fit the mo of lgf’s also.

  16. ps

    What do you’s guys think are the odds that the two ISIS dead American may have posted on lgf’s and or for sure voted for Obama before they left the U.S..????

    • Dudebro says:

      The odds are not just that they posted on lgf, aka shit bowl central, but they became radicalized from chuckles constant inane and contradictory posts.

  17. You got to know the CIA have the IP’s of these two now and for sure they have the intel from the servers that housed any on line posting these two did for sure.

    Not that they will release the info once they find out they both were big Rev. Wright or some such supports also.

    • Dudebro says:

      If the computers regularly visited chuckles POS blog, god only knows what crapware got loaded in to their computers. It will take 10 NSA supercomputers 5 years to sort through the results of chuckles ‘work’

  18. OLT's Wait Your Turn says:

    Never reads here.

  19. OLT's Wait Your Turn says:

    Advice from an idiot.

  20. OLT's Wait Your Turn says:

    • Arachne says:

      Chuck certainly hasn’t “moved on” Breitbart’s been dead almost three years and still Fatass tries to smear a man who is no longer able to speak for himself. It’s his modus operandi, Mededitor, you hypocritical hack. Why aren’t you asking Fatass why he can’t seem to move on from any of the following: Andrew Breitbart, Ben Shapiro, Pamela Geller, Jim Hoft, Glenn Greenwald, Glenn Beck, Rodan’s teenage audio. Just sayin’ – didn’t he call Shapiro a “troll” the other day,. Because Ben’s an accomplished writer and gets TV appearances – hey, can you tell us when CJ’s next TV appearance is?

      And just for shits and grins – why don’t you ask him why he’s using a 10-year-old photo as his avatar instead of one showing him in his his current “large economy size” and fully 61 years old and not 50?

  21. OLT its your turn,

    Well I think we should help Charles on his post on how he and lgf’s were pawned by Al Gore/Michael Mann and the CO2 tax and spend other peoples money fraud.

    Heck we need to get he and Loodey Van Quick Quack reinstated on lgf’s and he and Charles can work up the post with our kind help with eating their words..

    As ever so kind am I.

    • OLT's The Donkey Show Hates Jews says:

      You know how much we miss Loodie.

      Unfortunately, he is a pro-Jew Jew, which means he can never go back to the Bog. Only kapos there.

  22. There was a white out of the snow and cold recent by the msm hacks.
    Snow in Colorado Rockies to include down to 5,000 ft.
    Low of 25 F in a town in Northern Calif. mountains.

    Crickets from the msm liars.

    • OLT's The Donkey Show Hates Poor Working People says:

      Failifornia will soon cure Gorebull Warmening with a regressive gasoline tax.

      Net effect on Hollyweird celebs with showboat Prius and fifteen other cars in a air-conditioned garage: Less than a bottle of (their normal) champagne a year
      Net effect on West Hollywood nonwhite Obama voter: More expensive gas (20 cents to $1.30 a gallon), which raises their cost of working, eating, etc. a distinct percentage.

      All to collect money for the cult’s use as they see fit.

      You aren’t saving the planet, you are raping the poor.

      • dwells38 says:

        Yep, kudna sed it better

      • Arachne says:

        When the people complain, the Dems have their stand-by boogie-man – “it isn’t US! We’re just trying to make the OIL COMPANIES pay – Look! They’re passing the cost on to YOU!” Doesn’t explain the 68-cent gas tax, though, does it. Meanwhile, Jerry Brown has told all the illegals “come on in!” However, this time, ol’ Jerry may have reached too far. Illegal invasion is NOT popular in California. He’s very proud of giving illegals driver’s licenses – except that that’s not all that popular either. Fortunately for him, he’s got a candidate that’s nothing more than the standard GOP pinata opponent. RINO through and through who used to be a Dem. He won’t call out Brown – they’ve only agreed to ONE debate and I will bet you ANYTHING it doesn’t take place in Fresno or Bakersfield.

  23. OLT's The Donkey Show Hates Dissent 'Cause Not Patriotic Now says:

    1PeterG1: There is a severe fine at the Bog for straying from the herd mentality.

    You have been warned.

  24. Because dog pee science says:

    • dwells38 says:

      I notice they’re so confident the dog will hit the cup they’re performing this test in a shower.

  25. Doppel Milyo says:

    Charles can’t even pee in a toilet. he has to use mountain dew bottles

    how is a dog supposed to piss on command?

  26. Because don't taze me, bro says:

  27. Because Kalegore says:

  28. Elizabeth Ardoid says:

    • kbdabear says:

      Chuckie’s “Hat Tips” were one reason that he was strongly disliked by conservative bloggers even when Bike Boy was nominally on The Right. Almost never a link back to at least give the originator some site hits because King Charles thought he was doing you a massive favor by deigning to mention your blog.

      Many bloggers accused him of outright cutting and pasting from their blogs almost the entire writeup, but Jazzy Ponytail claimed “fair use” and claimed it for himself because he wrote a comment or two to add to it

      Of course, screwing friends and associates out of attribution is kind of a lifelong pattern with this guy it would seem, is it not

      That’s a huge reason that Breitbart called him “Fuckface” and Ace called him “a dick”

      • Doppel milyo says:

        he also STOLE credit for the links that people posted in the comments section on his website.

        interesting. somebody would post the link to a great but obscure story. hmm.

        5 minutes later Charles would post the same link as a post with no hat tip

        he did this every day

  29. Elizabeth Ardoid says:

  30. Minnow says:

    milyo.

  31. Arachne says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/28/chat-service-confirms-brown-gun-shot-recording-time-stamp/

    Supposedly the video text chat service, etc. is saying that yes there is an audio timestamp on the tape that says the user was online at the time of the shots. But here’s the problem for me, still — wasn’t it established that the magazine only holds 8 rounds? Why 10 shots? And also why is there NO reaction by the person leaving the message to what is going on? They were close enough and loud enough for his computer mic to pick them up.

    I’m still skeptical of the authenticity. There’s just a few pieces in this puzzle that don’t quite add up for me.

    • Because right off the bat... says:

      A cheap cellphone recording can’t tell sounds from echoes. It could be that they only caught 5 shots, but each one has an echo off of a nearby brick building. Good luck sorting that out. The best of the FBI’s audio equipment can’t make a clear recording out of a crappy phone recording.

      Hey, let’s go looking for Malaysian 370. We got all this cool equipment, and how hard could this be?

  32. Minnow says:

    You’re killing me here babe…. babe….. babe…”

    Oh babe….. your so – babe.

  33. Because says:

    Eine kleine Fabrikmusik

  34. trebob says:

    An immigration system I am intimately familiar with. They won’t even let you take them a drink of water.

    http://news.yahoo.com/cuban-migrant-boat-turned-away-caymans-despite-rough-212232613.html

    Obama needs to look at how the rest of the world operates.

  35. Juan Epstein says:

    Wow. Yoghazi is hysterical that der reich wing is claiming The Obama said we don’t have a strategy yet when he really said the more nuanced and intellectual, we don’t have a strategy yet.

    Even this reich vinger:

  36. Juan Epstein says:

    Yoghazi really is a fundamentalist.

    New converts tend to be.

    I mean, we used to rip Bush.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Right on cue, Fatso whines over his latest target.

    • Minnow says:

      oblivious to the fact that were this a Republican President, he would have wet himself already and tweeted ICYMI fourteen times about how the World is abouot toend.

      Barry, you are easier to read than a STOP sign.

      • rightymouse says:

        He can’t possibly tweet any reasonable critique of Obama’s presser because of his thin-skinned fear of being called a racist by his fellow lefty dimwits. In addition to being a liar, he’s an effing coward.

      • stabby says:

        That’s not how he treated the last Republican president.

        Imagine if we have another Republican president and he tries to switch sides again.

        “Come back, you’re all forgiven!”

      • Octopus says:

        Shaddap, Stanky. 😆

      • stabby says:

        Fuck off, octi

    • kbdabear says:

      Chucky doesn’t win a poker much, does he

    • Zeus Crankypants says:

      Obama voted “present” again.

      No strategy for IS.
      No strategy for Ukraine (even though the Russians have been there for months).
      No strategy for securing the border.

      Obama just keeps popping in an out of these issues, saying something here. then a round of golf, saying something there, then a round of golf. He’s like a someone with OCD, never quite finishing anything.

      Except a round of golf.

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s all the GOP’s fault, apparently. Someone forgot to tell Boehner he’s in charge of foreign policy.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        Obama has plenty of strategy

        Lay up when there is over 200 yards to carry the water
        never shoot at the pin when there is trouble on the short side. center of the green
        always swing easier into the wind
        drive for show and putt for dough

    • kbdabear says:

      Isn’t Chuck supposed to be analyzing that audio so that he can break this case wide open and NAIL Darren Wilson as a murderer? What’s he doing stalking Jim Hoft and tweeting about his every post?

    • kbdabear says:

      For Chrissakes ya fuckin’ retard, if you’ve got nothing you don’t tell your enemy that in front of the whole world. So you haven’t made a plan yet and all the weengnutzz are going apeshit because it was “taken out of context” and the weengnutz just want to scream BOMBS AWAY?

      ISIS isn’t going to say “OK bro, we’ll just hold until you come up with a plan”. Odds are, they move THEIR plans up and go on a mass offensive while Bike Boys lord and master thinks it over on the green of the 16th hole

      Chucky is proof that a retarded kid can learn to play a musical instrument

    • Dudebro says:

      ISIS not only talks about destroying the US, they post a photo of an operative in Chicago bragging about it. President clueless Obama admits he’s clueless. Apparently the assessment that ISIS was junior varsity needs to be changed no? Time to step up your game?

      What does chuckles tweet? Of course, ANYTHING to focus off of President Failure

      • Doppel Milyo says:

        I’m running the Chicago marathon Oct 12

        I think I will wear a flak jacket just in case. ….and my American flag compression socks

        ISIS is in Chicago, and there’s 40,000 of us running and a million spectators. easy target

  38. rightymouse says:

    Whadda putz….

  39. Doppel milyo says:

    Obama is the only one calling ISIS, ISIL

    I guess he doesn’t want anybody to notice he gave them their weapons when they were fighting Assad

  40. Juan Epstein says:

    Those of you with twitter should start a “Real Avatar” campaign on the Last Brohican, yo.

  41. Minnow says:

    I bet Obama sucks at golf and is one of those guys who blathers non-stop about how good he is – how last week……

    And Barry – surf’s up in San Diego. Please go there and take a dip.

  42. Juan Epstein says:

    And I see the Hamas fanboy thinks there’s apartheid in amerikkka, yo.

    Melanin envy.

  43. stabby says:

    It would take serious planning and training to make a dog pee where you wanted, imagine what movie would have to go through with dog wranglers to film that!

    I’m still laughing from the image the other day of Gus getting a tweeting injury to his knees, he must have one giant iphone! Though really, I can’t imagine how you could tweet with your knees without hurting them.

    • Octopus says:

      Keep laughing, Stanky. Oh, and pick up some more Dew on your way home from the artisanal cheese shoppe.

  44. Juan Epstein says:

    So ghey when Yoghazi uses him internet jargin.

  45. JimboXL says:

    Did they pull Obama from the announcers’ table at a high school basketball game? I can’t imagine a worse President for the times right now. But then again if we had McCain we’d probably already be at war with Russia while funneling high tech weapons to the Islamofascists in Iraq. Though I never fail to appreciate Obama’s ability to intentionally make the wrong choices, disappoint everyone and drop the ball. But at least he hasn’t officially declared war on Russia, yet…

    • OLT's The Donkey Show Hates Dissent 'Cause Not Patriotic Now says:

      Which McCain are you talking about? Certainly not John “Maverick” McCain, the Dem’s favorite Republican ever once upon a time.