Charles Johnson: LGF isn’t “conservative.”

The LGFers can’t make up their mind about their ideology. Sometimes, they claim to be socialists, other times they claim to be progressives, occasionally they claim to be Center-Right. Salon described LGF as a conservative blog. This prompted to Charles to let the author know that LGF is not a conservative blog.

For once Charles is being honest.

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165 Comments on “Charles Johnson: LGF isn’t “conservative.””

  1. Octopus says:

    Boy, Avignone really did his homework! Too bad the dog ate it.

    Salon is to facts, as Chunky is to integrity, and Gus is to work. All of those words are interchangeable, btw.

  2. Octopus says:

    http://tinyurl.com/py9fgkk

    😳

    You can lead an ape to water, but you can’t make him think.

    • Because says:

      Iowahawk beated that. He said something to the effect:

      Time traveler from 1963: “Let me get this straight. You have little color TVs with phones that fit in your pockets and you use them to send telegrams?”.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, we do that. But we also watch movies and TV, sports, global position ourselves with the aid of satellites, trade stocks, read news, have sex, take pictures and shoot films, and play mindless video games that would blow the mind of a 1963 traveler. Oh, and sometimes I use mine as a flashlight. So handy.

      • osprey1 says:

        Yes, but we’d also have to tell that 1963 time travelller, “Hey, you know that fantastic space program your President Kennedy proposed? After making it to the moon in 1969 we had to give it all up, so we could afford to pay for all the free tv phones for the welfare recipients that make up the new constituency of the Democrat Party. ”

  3. Octopus says:

    All of these scandals are fake nontroversies, and yet every other Democrat is bitching about them and distancing themselves from Unicorn Messiah as much as possible. Isn’t that weird? It’s almost like it’s Chunky and his Messiah against the whole world. Epic!

    • Abu's Sock, mon says:

      Ever since Ms. Sssssssss’ * blowout Charles has had a bit of trouble getting a date. We here at DoD understand how much it drives him nuts no woman will touch him. Ewwwwww!

      * divorce
      * bike accident
      * Paaaaaaaammmmmmmm
      * (your snark here)

    • Because says:

      IOW: “Goddammmmitttt!!!!!11 If they had my techno chops, those emails would be completely and extremely dead!!!111 Why didn’t they hire meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????”

    • Arachne says:

      The trouble for poor Chuck is that he invests himself too heavily in a narrative without troubling himself to perform independent investigation or engage in healthy skepticism until the facts present themselves, the result of which is that he goes all in, the result being that in the aftermath he looks like a complete tool. He was all about Andy Breitbart lying about Weiner, lying about his laptop. Well, it turns out he didn’t lie, Weiner admitted it and resigned. Then went on to do it AGAIN – and Chuck didn’t have Andy to blame for this one – did he even comment on it? But it was “I see an open laptop – Andy lied” and then proceeded to edit Andy’s statement regarding showing the tweets (a la NBC and the Zimmerman tape) to bolster the narrative. Of course, the reveal that it was a sandwich board in front of the restaurant and NOT a laptop neither dissuaded him from “rushing to judgment” or persuaded him to take a more cautionary route in the future. But even simple common sense would have told you that photo of Ann Coulter was not in what it appeared to be, if for nothing else that (1) she’s not even looking at the “laptop” at the time of her reaction and (2) who in their right mind leaves a laptop just sitting there on a New York sidewalk?

      For all his talk once of “hate seeing [himself] on TV” he really, really wants to be a media celebrity again – he wants to be seen as the peer of Kos, not the sycophant. It’s not going to happen, Chuck. Your ship not only sailed, it hit the crashing rocks on the way to grab the Golden Fleece.

  4. Abu's Table-in-a-Bag from Crate and Barrel says:

    Thursday Night at Ravinia Music Theatre just north of Chicago I’ll be sitting on the lawn with 2 buddies (no ghay jokes) listening to ZZ Top/Jeff Beck. No one makes me shut-up and listen like Jeff Beck. He’s one-of-a-kind.

    • Octopus says:

      I know Beck is a guitar god, but I’d be there for the Top. I’ve seen them three times, and I hope to see them again someday. Sounds like a great evening! Say hi to your boyfriends. 😉

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        You sound kinda jealous about our evening under the stars. I’m looking forward to hearing Billy Gibbons again. Charles is reading this and muttering he’s better than Gibbons and Beck, harrumph.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m kinda jealous. I haven’t been to a good outdoor rock show since Tom Petty, about five years ago. Stevie Nicks was touring with him, and sang a couple of his songs. Great show.

        Oh, and Chunky co-wrote “If I Could Only Flag Her Down,” about his obsession with Pam and flags. 🙂

      • OLT's Iggles says:

        I’m a-runnin’ down the road like a big pantload
        I’ve got seven posters on my blog
        Four that wanna pwn me, two that wanna bone me, one shoved up my big behind
        Take it easy
        Take it easy
        Don’t let the smell of Pam’s hair-do
        Drive me crazy

        Stalk and whine
        While I still can
        Don’t even try to understand
        Just wipe the orange dust off my hands
        And take it easy

      • Abu Pearly Gates says:

        Well, now, Jesus just left Chicago,
        And he bound for New Orleans.
        Yeah, eahhah

      • Octopus says:

        That’s a nice mellow tune, T. 🙂

      • Abu Pearly Gates says:

        Odd. Wasn’t a response to OLT’s Iggles rewrite, which I liked. Just gearing up for ZZ. G’Night.

  5. Octopus says:

    You don’t need to trouble yourself to write a new one, Fatass. Nobody read the last ten, so just recycle one of those. Don’t forget to change the date!

    • Because says:

      IOW: “Too much ‘dew. Gotta do another HOOOOFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

      • Octopus says:

        I think that scream has a little more phlegm-rattle, towards the end. He’s in really rough shape these days. 😦

    • Arachne says:

      Write an article? No, Fatass – you don’t write ANY articles. You grab others’ work, write two lines on it, pretty much a repetition of the last thing you wrote, and post it. You are not, and have no reputation as a “writer” – which was proofed out by you getting kicked off of PJ Media, Truth/Slant and asked to lose the web address of al-Guardian,

  6. Abu ICYMI says:

    Charles von Pannus was never a conservative. He has no moral compass, no core values. Just the current trendy talking points on his ever important march toward 10,000 follower dolts on Twitter. Can he ban 10,000 on Twitter like he did at teh Swamp? Lol, olo.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s trying to get as many RW accounts on Twitter banned as possible by whining like a little girl.

  7. Octopus says:

    Did we ever figure out how the two bums are able to tweet the same tweet at exactly the same time, without being the same lousy bum? 😆

    • Because says:

      Assuming that Gus’ girth is in Johnson territory, they’re connected by teletubby telepathy.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Are you suggesting Gus is Charles’ sock? All of Gus is made up? Dishwasher? Fork? Garage? Spats? Sore knees?
      Next you’ll be telling me K. Trout is a sock.

      • Octopus says:

        I never thought Gus was a sock, but it’s never been explained to me how they can tweet each other simultaneously. Somebody said they go head-to-toe, but I don’t know what that means.

      • Pakimon says:

        I think it’s more of a “human centipede” kinda thing.

      • Because says:

        Fork and spats is Obi. Gus is sister’s garage/visqueen partition/bum leg/architect/virgin mobile/a lot of other weirdness.

      • Octopus says:

        I only wish I didn’t know what “human centipede” means, Pak. Poor Kyle! 😯

    • Arachne says:

      Wow. No wonder Johnson’s mad. He thought he had the U.S. concession on smearing people.

    • Arachne says:

      And once again we witness the brilliant vocabulary and brilliant syntax of the Magical Jazzy Ponytail….”Dishonest Smear.” Dude – smears are in and of themselves DISHONEST. You would think someone who actively engages in an activity would be able to define it with specificity.

      • trebob says:

        No, in Charles tiny mind the truth can be a smear as well. Think back to the “character assassination” of M. Brown by posting the video of him stealing and roughing up a store clerk.

      • Arachne says:

        True. And look how invested he has been in the “walking away with his hands UP.” Um, who RETREATS from the police with their hands up? The second command after “hands up” is “GET ON THE GROUND” and there’s a reason for that. So much so that he basically has tried to re-write the autopsy report claiming a shot came from behind and that there were no shots to the chest when it was clearly indicated.

        Oh, and methinks the followers are getting as weary of Jim Hoft bashing as they are with Greenwald, considering he has all these new followers and yet the same pathetic retweet and favorite number.

  8. Octopus says:

    Gus sure seems like a dirty, stinky sock tonight.

    • Inspector fromage says:

      Gus

      just so we’re clear

      conservatives are not smoking meth. They are drinking single malt scotch, craft beers, nice wine or a G and T ( preferably Miller’s gin). Perhaps a nice cigar afterwards, though many of us are fitness enthusiasts and pass on the stogies

      if they are eating pot pie, it’s from an Ina Garten recipe. Probably puff pastry, a hint of tarragon and served on real china

      sincerely,
      everybody in the world not you

      • Arachne says:

        Can’t ever find Miller’s. I prefer Tangeray.

      • rightymouse says:

        Grey Goose vodka. 🙂

      • Arachne says:

        Ditto on the Grey Goose. LOVE the Grey Goose.

      • Arachne says:

        Shall we compare followers and stats between Gateway Pundit/Fox News and the blog run by your pathetic Lizard Lord, Goos? Shall we? Last time I checked, Loozerville was hiding its stats from Alexa. Still doing that Goos?

      • rightymouse says:

        Knob Creek bourbon. Never cared for scotch. I know, I know. Am such a heathen. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Inspector Fromage – you are correct. Conservatives have refined tastes & work for a living. We don’t need no steenking drugs like meth. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Nothing like an icy gin and tonic with lime, on a hot day. Not picky about the brand, but Tanqueray is always good.

      • Octopus says:

        Grey Goose is great. I had a bottle of Svedka earlier this summer, that was just as good for less money…and I like to be a cheap date, for myself.

      • Octopus says:

        Hipster Alert: We are supposed to “rediscover” the wonders of rye whiskey, this year. Just read about that, probably behind the curve. A rye Manhattan is supposed to be infinitely superior to the “sickly sweet” kind you make with bourbon. I will report in on that, should I ever get the opportunity to compare. Oh, and you can get good rye whiskey relatively cheap.

      • osprey1 says:

        Real vodka comes from Poland, not France or Sweden, and is made with potatoes, not grain. Like Chopin. Or Luksusowa.

        And don’t get me started on that Ciroc crap that Pee Diddley or whatever the hell is name is this week pushes.

      • Pakimon says:

        Bacardi rum for me!

        Always had a bit of a pirate streak in me. 😀

  9. rightymouse says:

    You’re right, Charlie…LGF ain’t conservative. Not any more. It’s a maggot-infested left-wing bog of a blog. And you’re a bloated, lying, perseverating waste of life.

  10. Arachne says:

    OOOPsie. Looks like CNN is worried that that audiotape may be a hoax. I’m sure Chuck will now tweet endlessly how they’re the DUMBEST cable news network.

  11. Juan Epstein says:

    Rotherham is going to drain Yoghazi’s Ferguson hustle.

    Will he comment?

  12. rightymouse says:

    Rush is tearing the audio story apart on the radio. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      CNN is worried that the audio is fake. DO YA THINK SO???? 😆

      • Octopus says:

        If that crazy tape turns out to be authentic, I’ll stick my head under the Chunky-pannus for 15 minutes and sing “We Shall Overcome” in a foine Irish tenor.

  13. Because says:

  14. rightymouse says:

    Really? Nobody I know thinks melanin scary. And what exactly is “too much”?
    Racist jerk-off.

    • Doppel melanin says:

      this tweet just might represent his lowest point

      EVER

      oh BTW Charles, since you are the man who routinely slimes black conservatives……yes Charles. Too much melanin is very scary when it leaves the plantation

    • Because nitwit says:

      Melanin isn’t a single compound. It’s a class of compounds. It’s like conjugated double bonds and complicated science shit like that.

    • Octopus says:

      I think Roy Innis is the scary melanin-blessed man scaring Chunky out of his Hefty-pants, after that video here yesterday showing him firing a very fat Sharpton out of his chair and halfway across the studio. Chunky is fatter than Fat Sharpton ever was, currently — might be harder to launch. 😆

  15. dwells38 says:

    Wow CNN and Chunky have really scooped the news community. I don’t even see this audio file story on any other news outlets! Except for Breitbart or Gateway Pundit who are speculating it’s a hoax.

    Chunky did a scathing post yesterday attacking poor Jim Hoft, Chunk’s most recent target for wrath and fury for his speculation that the attorney pushing the audio has a Progturd conflict of interest. It’s just ridiculous wing nuttery to question a leftwing lawyer doncha know. Well now we see CNN’s own contributor experts clearly not accepting the audio on face value as authentic.

    And within Chunky’s own post I noticed Jim Hoft brought up another very good point. All they play is the shooting. Where’s the audio before that?

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/08/27/two-cnn-guests-tell-cnn-their-brown-shooting-audio-might-be-a-hoax/

    On Wednesday morning, CNN’s Michaela Pereira invited two former law enforcement officials on the program to discuss the authenticity of the tape.

    “I’ve told your producers that for all I know this is one of Howard Stern’s punk people,” former LAPD officer David Klinger said. “It came out, what, two weeks after the event, and so I don’t have a high degree of confidence in it.”

    “But, it could be real,” he added without much enthusiasm.

    Klinger noted that his first inclination is “someone is trying to punk CNN.”

    CNN law enforcement analyst Tom Fuentes seemed to share Klinger’s opinion. He left open the possibility that the audio, which to him sounded dubbed, may have been manipulated by CNN’s producers before it was aired. “My producer says that’s all we were given,” Pereira said.

    “When I heard this yesterday, I thought the exact same thing: it’s a hoax,” Fuentes added.

    He went on to note that, even if the tape is real, it supports the claims of both Brown and Wilson’s supporters and is not of much evidentiary value.

  16. dwells38 says:

    According to Chunk, this is Jim Hoft “mangling” the English language.

    CNN ran the video and decided to verify its authenticity later – something they lectured The Gateway Pundit about on Sunday.

    So Chunky has his little red marker out Jim. You better watch out! That’s how he got to be the most trusted name in news and commentary to 11 whole losers on the now largely ignored Lefturd Green Forgottenballs. The website for deep analysis (emphasis on the anal)

  17. dwells38 says:

    Did anyone notice Chunk’s going ballistic over Jim Hoft “smearing” Police captain Ron Johnson who pulled his service weapon at a moto biker annual sport event?

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/celebrated-ferguson-capt-ron-johnson-pulls-gun-on-unarmed-white-kids-on-bikes/

    Chunk says this is perfectly understandable because EVERYONE knows this event, Ride of the Century gets rowdy every year or someone gets hurt. So Capt. Johnson was justified in pointing his weapon and threatening the use of deadly force.

    But it’s not understandeable that officer Wilson used his weapon in an area that EVERYONE knows is a bad part of town while being attacked.

    I guess it takes a Johnson to know a Johnson.

  18. dwells38 says:

    Here’s civilized and high tech Israel defending against the goat fuckers next door constantly trying to kill them. Iron Dome baby!

    Chunky haz a sad for all the dead goat fucker’s children that they hide behind while failing to get at Israel’s kids. Well mostly, a little guy was killed a couple days ago from a goat fucker rocket. And then there were the three teenagers.

  19. dwells38 says:

    Not Just Ferguson: 11 Eye-Opening Facts About America’s Militarized Police Forces lgf.bz/1tD9aBv
    2 hours ago

    So officer Wilson was by himself. So whether overmilitarization or not the confrontation between he and MB doesn’t seem due to militarization.

    I suppose you could make an argument that the police response to the rioters and looters wasn’t as harsh only because of the media spotlight. Because they stood back mostly and watched the criminal acts to the extent now that the county is asking for federal assistance.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/st-louis-county-seeks-federal-assistance-for-the-more-than-100-businesses-harmed-during-ferguson-riots/

    How many business do you think will just close out of those hundreds? A week after they get their windows fixed and their stolen inventory restocked this could happen all over again with one incident. Business needs some sense of security and order. Otherwise dollars just go elsewhere.

    • Because sorry, Charlie. You're not good enough for the can says:

      Exactly. The militarization question came into play after Brown was assuming room temperature.

  20. trebob says:

    Hey Ocky. Since you’re a dog guy, the police dog Kye will get a funeral with full police honors and the PD has had over 2m hits on Kye’s article from all over the world. They released the guys name that stabbed him too, some scumbag from Texas. Still no riots, Sharpton, Holder or Jackson yet. Maybe we should run over to El Reno and interview your buddy Kwame.

    http://www.koco.com/news/full-police-honors-planned-for-k9-funeral/27744096#!bLe3BS

    • Arachne says:

      Because all dogs go to HEAVEN. And Godspeed to Officer Kye. Please say hello to my Rocky.

    • Because says:

      Hmm. Dog riot has possibilities. Piss on everything!

    • dwells38 says:

      They’re looking nervous over at the PetSmart. An angry gang of canine protesters are at the front window eyeing the dog treat aisle and drooling Pavlovian-like.

      • trebob says:

        At least in that instance, the signs would be spelled correctly. K9s is ‘da smaht 1’s.

      • Because says:

        Poodles are the ones with IQ. Dumb labs will be bringing to goodies to the poodles. Something about Animal Farm.

      • Octopus says:

        I would go to that dog’s funeral. 😦

      • Because yorkiepoo says:

        I hope to get another 10 years out of my little guy, but I know where he’s going after his last romp. To the woods overlooking his favorite beach where he loves to romp. Even if I have to travel across state lines. The woods are part of a county park, and they’ll be there forever.

  21. Voltaire's Crack says:

    Charles is looking for a reaction from a player at a higher level, but Jim – so far – remains unwilling to punch down.

    In his paranoid mind, Hoft and Greenwald meet up after 5:00 for pints and to re-cap their respective be-clowning of the Johnson.

  22. Voltaire's Crack says:

    and I almost forgot.

    mouse-ka-mania

    • Arachne says:

      And that’s it in a nutshell. He has no one posting on his blog of any worth, despite frantic attempts on Twitter to drive traffic to the “pages” that his long on hyperbole/short on fact pinheads are posting. Even lawhawk – man, come ON….I remember when I couldn’t wait to see one of your long explanatory posts. I don’t care if you agree with Johnson but geez dude, you are SO much better than that. So in an effort to seem the playa he really believes he is, Johnson goes after big game like Greenwald, Hoft, Pam, anyone that had some kind of credibility on the WWW. And they all pretty much ignore him. Stacy McCain makes the occasional jibe and Jim made the relevancy tweet, but no one cares. Even Greenwald – posted the “enhanced” chart and has effectively ignored the tears of a clown begging for an apology.

      Oh, and a prediction – as the Ferguson Myth continues to implode, you’ll know it’s done when Chuck drops yakking about Hoft in facor of his ever-faithful standby tweet crying for an apology from Greenwald.

      • Because mouse-ka-mania says:

        Nope. Not going to end that way. Like Treyvon, the troof is already settled. Facts that emerge are ‘denial’ from here on. Like science and shit. ‘Gentle giant’ is scientific consensus, you denier.

  23. Octopus says:

    Da troof is out deres.

  24. Arachne says:

    Rush was curious yesterday and Monday about why those perennial funeral crashers the Clintons didn’t show up at Michael Brown’s funeral – demanding front row seats and a eulogy spot. He wondered if there isn’t some polling data out there that says perhaps this story isn’t playing across the U.S. the way Obama/Holder/Race Baiters think it is. So the Clintons stayed away.

    I notice Claire McCaskill was listed among the attendees. Wonder if she’s ever attended the funeral of a police officer killed in the line of duty. Or a Missouri soldier brought home to rest from Iraq or Afghanistan.

    • Because mouse-ka-mania says:

      Bill Clinton could deliver the urology, since he’s all about penis penis penis lol.

    • dwells38 says:

      I read the other day Hillary has made no statement whatsoever on it. Which is surprising because you would expect her to pander to the perpetual victim blacks. She’s certainly not averse to spewing any required demonstrable lie or Progturd meme. Maybe she stands to gain more from sensible Independents, long sick of all the Progturd nonsense and lies.

      • osprey1 says:

        She don’t feel no ways taaaaaahrd!

      • Arachne says:

        Mark Lamont Hill (who I normally loathe, but he was spot on) called her out on that stupid use of southern accent/black dialect. That was a repulsive display and she should have been booed off the podium for it.

      • th says:

        Obama does the same thing with his faux MLK preacher cadence, but I somehow doubt Mark Lamont Hill will call him out on it.

  25. Juan Epstein says:

    Due to a series of tweets, I feel it neccassary to post this again:

  26. Octopus says:

    Perhaps my favorite piece of journalism about the Brown episode came from Al Jazeera, whose intrepid reporters were righteously tear-gassed during the protest. The writer termed the NYT’s recounting of Brown’s factual history “character assassination.” It was character assassination to say he “was no angel,” and acknowledge he was on his way home from a strongarm-robbery when he tussled with the officer and was shot. The Times piece also noted his drug and alcohol use, and recent forays into “vulgar” rap. It was a regular lynch-mob, that article. 😆

    In other words, you aren’t allowed to tell the truth at all, if you want to be politically correct. You don’t acknowledge that Trayvon is all grown up and hooked on sizzurp, and Michael Brown is all over the internet throwing gang-signs and saying despicable things about women in song. This is the true, original meaning of political correctness, avoiding the truth in order to stay on the right side of the political zeitgeist. Fuck that shit, is what I would say, if I was crass.

  27. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

    • swamprat says:

      Priceless

      • swamprat says:

        Of course this is at odds with the global climate change warming explanations that have come out.
        So are they lying now, or were they lying then?

      • Octopus says:

        Every day, he tries to set a personal record for spewing dumbth. Today he’s on fire. 😆

        “Unpacking Unpaused Global Warming”…that’s nuttier than anything the Weekly World News has put into a headline, since the Golden Era Of Batboy. I haven’t read the article yet, but I know it’s going to be full of magical insights. About bats, and their miscegenation with moon-humans, and their toothy, photogenic offspring.

      • Abu says:

        Off Topic:
        Octo,
        ZZ Top bassist Dusty Hill fell on their tour bus last night and badly hurt his hip. Concert cancelled! I jinxed it. Now what am I gonna do? Watch the Bears last pre-season game? Nooooooooooo.

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, no! Hope he’s not too bad off, and can get back soon. Old people and their hips — I see that inevitable busted-hip as the sign you need to get your affairs in order. Not always, but often.

        That’s a bummer. (hip humor)

    • trebob says:

      Good grief, what a nutter.

      It’s only a matter of time until global surface warming once again accelerates.

      Natural causes and influences can totally negate any perceived unusual warming, but they cannot ever cause any.

      • Octopus says:

        This whole insane new angle the Warmening Cult is promoting has already been dissected and debunked from here to Antarctica. The idea that heat is sinking into the ocean depths, and will return with a vengeance at some point in the doomy future, requires a rewrite of several natural laws, and only a crazed baboon would buy into it. Or, a hippo. A campus full of hippos. Hippo Campus.

  28. Pakimon says:

    Chunky’s STILL trying to spin The Racist Ride of Killgore Moby. 😆

    • Voltaire's Crack says:

      He probably misses Andrew, given that he was the only one who gave Chuck any attention after he ate himself into insanity.

      • Octopus says:

        So true! Breitbart was the only one who ever gave Fatass the finger more than once…I think it was twice, which kindness Chunky will never forget. He’s the loneliest hippo in the world. 😦

    • trebob says:

      Charles, you whined about planted comments all the time. You sent KT over to Hot Air to leave racist comments. No one accused you, we all KNOW you send lizards out to troll other blogs. Case in point, Frank/Stabby.

  29. Juan Epstein says:

    Has Yoghazi commented on Rotherham, yo?

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    61 yr old tweeting about Hello Kitty not being a cat.

    SMH, yo.

  31. Octopus says:

    Something for Abu, from when giants stalked the Earth looking for Eurotwits to convert to blues-rockers:

    • KGB says:

      The WWF used this song for the opening credits of one of their syndicated shows in the summer of ’83. Good times, good times.

      • Octopus says:

        I took Maria to see them that year, when she had no real idea who they were. She was into disco and Greek music, and Mozart. She was very skeptical going in. She was converted that night. Her embracing the Top opened the door to her embracing a lot of good rock music, after that.
        She made a good observation about the concert, noting that while it was loud as hell, Gibbons’ guitar-playing never hurt your ears. He doesn’t rely on a lot of screechy high notes. He does, however, know and use every blues-chord known to man, many of which he discovered himself. 😈

  32. Octopus says:

    No, there isn’t! It’s just us, Chunky. NOBODY else knows or cares that you’re alive. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Also, we’re not spreading hatred about you. We’re chronicling your descent into insanity and total irrelevance. Why? Nobody really knows. Because it’s like a train-wreck? A funny train-wreck? 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    And you were wrong, as always. Instead, it was the Left that instantly demonized Officer Wilson, sent a small army of journo-hacks to dig into his family history, and tried to turn the young thug Michael Brown into “Baby Angel.” Unfortunately, videotape of his strongarm-robbery surfaced shortly after his demise. Shades of Weiner’s Gray Boxers all over Twitter, eh? Curses, foiled again. 😆

    • Because says:

      That could have been Chunk’s 290-lb belly in that video. It proves nothing. Except there’s no pony tail.

    • Because says:

      Then again, there’s no pony tail or 290-lb pot belly in that avatar pic, either. ^^^ Wassupwithat?

      • Octopus says:

        One theory is that Now-Chunky is too huge and hideous to be photographed, and attempts to do so were abandoned after several heavy duty cameras were broken. Best left to the imagination, I guess. 😯

    • Dudebro says:

      Lying POS. His first thought was, “There’s another black dude I can’t mooch money from, like I did with George Duke” http://tinyurl.com/geoduke

      Why does chuckles think he can just mooch off of black males? What a racist.