Gus can’t tweet due to knees hurting

It seems Gus will have to cut out on tweeting becasue his knees hurt.

Knees hurt

That’s some cramp space Gus is living in.

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77 Comments on “Gus can’t tweet due to knees hurting”

  1. Arachne says:

    Does he type with his knees? That would explain so much.

  2. dwells38 says:

    Exhibit A. – Submitted to the court as evidence that Darrell Wilson is a known racist and prone to murder unarmed blacks:

    Darren Wilson’s Former Police Force Was Disbanded for Excessive Force and Corruption lgf.bz/1p46Opc
    46 minutes ago

    Exhibit B. – I now submit to the court that Darrell Wilson played hockey in school. That’s right hockey. His favorite sport is hockey. Think about it.

    Your honor the prosecution rests.

  3. Just poop says:

    hmm. knees hurt too much to type, yet he is still able to get on his knees every day and blow Charles

  4. Octopus says:

    Gus has more ouchies than Rodney King had, the day after his Main Event. Poor baby!

  5. Zeus Crankypants says:

    Ok. Now is the moment for Charles to cut bait or fish.

    Dan Rather found a quarter and was able to make a call out of the old-journalist home and here is what he had to say…

    Short version “If you’re calling for war against ISIS and wouldn’t send your own kid, don’t even talk to me.”

    Lets see if Charles now supports “fake but accurate” man? We will be expecting a positive and glowing thread on LGF in 5,4,3,2…

  6. Arachne says:

    He can bitch and moan about Greenwald, McCain, Hoft, Pam and everyone else all he wants to. The fact remains is that ALL he does is appropriate another’s story and post it on his website. Having nothing else to offer, he attacks those that actually contribute and do the real work.

    And as we saw last week, he’s still grabbing credit that is totally undeserved, witness his peeing his pants over being linked in the New Yorker, when in fact all he had done was retweet the work on the ground of another. Does he contact the New Yorker? No, he’d LOVE the blogosphere to think his pansy cowardly ass was all boots on the ground. He’s still the same shitbag as he was when he tried to garner the credit for “breaking” Rathergate.

    • Minnow says:

      Well said. And accurate. In fact, true and accurate. In fact, stingingly accurate. Surf’s up Barry.

  7. trebob says:

    This cutey was looking for the orbital bone. Should we send her over Pakimon’s way?

    • Pakimon says:

      No thanks.

      I’m sure she’s a nice girl but she’ll probably have me getting into the kitchen and making her sammiches and that would be a bit problematic. 😀

      • trebob says:

        For her, it’d probably be bigos and not sammiches, but I imagine you’d have the apron on either way. 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Again, if you have a farm or other labor-intensive operation to run, you want a strong young woman beside you. If she’s got the good birthin’ hips, all the better. If her face doesn’t make you reach for a burlap sack, that’s also good.

        I like this girl. 🙂

      • Abu bin Cheez Whiz (barf out) says:

        Problematic for a Philly dude who can’t make sammiches, amirite?
        /// Slice bun, allowing 2.6 lbs of avocado to be added. Then, add Cheetos,….

      • Pakimon says:

        The Cheetos have to be artisanal, don’t they?

        I’m on a steep learning curve here… 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    Ooh, that’s clever. Real cutting-edge stuff.

  9. Octopus says:

    This is for Gimpy Gus, and his sorrowful existence. 😦

  10. Octopus says:

    If Chunky had a column in this chart, how many Greenies would he have? Besides Hamas, I mean.

    • Because I want Ludwig says:

      Interesting math fact: every combination is displayed twice in that chart. I wonder if those Slate meatheads even realize that.

  11. Octopus says:

    This might just be the wackiest thing I’ve ever heard. And I’ve been around, and heard some stuff. 😆

    Chunky loves it to death, which nearly guarantees it’s a hoax. 😆

    • dwells38 says:

      Sure Chunk. Ben Shapiro’s all for genocide. You keep us posted on that. Gus will keep us posted on his laundry progress and the state of his knees.

  12. Octopus says:

    Gus put on his mascara for the Emmys. Go easy on those knees, son!

    • Octopus says:

    • Pakimon says:

      So Gus puts on his mascara with his knees?

    • dwells38 says:

      Really? I can see the Hollyweirdos who actually knew him being all cracked up. I won’t say I couldn’t care less, but when someone like him offs himself I have to conclude it’s what he wanted. I do find it selfish. To his kids mostly. But also to all the people who loved him as a public comic entertainer and the pall it casts on a comedian’s work. Takes a lot of the funny out when it’s intentional and not just some attempt to get extra high like Belushi and Farley.

  13. Pakimon says:

    Das crazy fraulein takes das ice booket challenge with das strategic placed duct tape with nein stubble!

    Is good, ya? 😀

  14. trebob says:

    Damn, that sucks. Kye, the K9 Officer didn’t survive. R.I.P.

    http://www.koco.com/news/highspeed-pursuit-leads-to-officerinvolved-shooting/27709606

    • Octopus says:

      I hope he didn’t suffer too much. RIP.

      • trebob says:

        You can be sure they took good care of him. K9 units are cops here and treated as such from the top down, so I’m sure it was full on yesterday. I know the emergency care center they took him to Sunday and there isn’t better care anywhere. Sometimes the policeman(dog) just doesn’t come home.

  15. dwells38 says:

    CNN has a supposed audio file of the Michael Brown shooting: http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/26/us/michael-brown-ferguson-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

    Chunky has leapt upon it as proof MB was shot eleventy times in the back. Despite citing the “24 hour rule” which he usually ignores now. Chunk says 11 shots are clearly heard.

    However CNN’s “Forensic audio expert Paul Ginsberg analyzed the recording and said he detected at least 10 gunshots — a cluster of six, followed by four.”

    So Chunk can hear 11 but the forensic expert only hears 10. Conclusion? Chunky cut a huge Cheetos fart near the end while listening to the audio file.

    • Because says:

      Since the gun only held 8… 🙄 😆

      • Octopus says:

        A few shots comeded from the grassy knoll. Duh.

      • Because says:

        So we have a second gunman now. Chunk, here’s your opening. The second gunman, who actually put the bullets in his head, was from the klan.

        Break it, Chunk! Break it!

      • Arachne says:

        Oh hell, REALLY? I had not heard anything about the number of rounds in the magazine. And did he get on tape the one that everyone says was fired from the car? 1 from the car, 6 documented that hit him. That’s 7. Wasn’t there supposedly one that missed. Okay, that’s 8.

      • dwells38 says:

        I thought too that one shot was fired INTO the car (not from the car) during the struggle. So that one didn’t go near MB.

      • Arachne says:

        And the Kennedy assassination only had ONE “magic bullet” — according to CNN’s expert, this incident has TWO.

    • Inspector Fromage says:

      the other popping you hear are the exploding ‘rellos in the dye pack, the shopkeeper gave them when they boosted the stogies

  16. Arachne says:

    Just emerged, huh? 2 and a half weeks later. Did he give it to Ferguson PD or just to CNN? Oh look, he didn’t give it to ANYONE until his “friend” asked him to turn it over. Why not? It will be interesting to see how many shots were left in the officer’s magazine, because he would have been required to turn the gun over at the scene.

  17. Octopus says:

    Like I said last night, that thing is too wacky to be real. Give me a break. 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/at-michael-brown-funeral-al-sharptons-double-edged-eulogy-evokes-anger/article/2552433

    Seems the Super Race Hustler ruffled some feathers at the funeral, following his standard anti-cop harangue with some strong pleas for personal responsibility. Oofah! That’s dangerous territory, Skinny Al. This was supposed to be about hating Whitey, not reprimanding usses. Keep that shit up, and people are gonna stop watching your show on MSNBC…no, wait. Nobody watches now. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    Silly Fatass is still trying to promote the idea that Brown was shot in the back, even though three or four autopsies clearly snuffed the concept. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      He’s off his meds again. He keeps thinking he’s gonna be the guy with the SCOOP. I guess that throbbing xray didn’t pan out – no calls from the networks. Jes’ Dayum.

    • Inspector Fromage says:

      he was shot in the back by Andrew Breitbarts’ laptop photo of Anthony Weiner’s Johnson

  20. Inspector Fromage says:

    his knees are bad
    his brain is shot
    pot pie and sterno
    hits the spot

    garage shave

  21. OLT's Give Me A Break says:

    Ooh, gunshots on tape.

    Any night in Chicago.

    • OLT's Give Me A Break says:

      “CNN cannot independently verify the authenticity of the tape”

      But they can run a story on it!

      • Inspector Fromage says:

        Don Lemon is sure it was fired by an automatic weapon, or semi automatic.

        what difference does it make

        10 shots fired
        from
        an
        8 shot clip

        SEMANTICS

      • Because says:

        The extra bullets were those orange foam ‘rubber bullets’. The ones that people were sticking in their ears.

    • Octopus says:

      How crazy would that be, if the tape turned out to be from Chicago, last Saturday night?

  22. Inspector Fromage says:

    pannus pannus pannus LOL

  23. Because says:

    • Arachne says:

      And he’s absolutely right, Chuck. You send not one but THREE official White House representatives to the funeral of a thug who had just strong-arm robbed a grocery store because a white police officer shot him. True he was “unarmed” but you’re so invested in that shot in the back with his arms raised myth that I can tell you that if it turns out that this “kid” was indeed rushing the police officer, which validates shooting him, then this administration is going to have so much egg on its face it’ll destroy the paint.

      And you, of course, having once again nothing to report, nothing to write, nothing to add except your obviously mentally-ill induced delusions, gripe at a well-written article that does in fact expose the racial motivations of this administration. They never sent a representative to Foley’s funeral – hell, did this shitbag even call Foley’s parents?

      By the way – did they send a representative to the funeral of the unarmed WHITE kid that was shot by the other-than-white officer in Salt Lake City? You know, the one that was just coming out of a grocery store (having NOT robbed it by the way?). Do you even know about that story?

      • Because says:

        The administration already has enough of Johnson’s egg bukkake on it to feed the WH press corps.

      • Octopus says:

        “Malevolent garden gnome?” Really, Fatass? You’re going to get personal about another human’s physical appearance, when you can’t even fit out the door of your house? When you’re using a 10-year-old photo on Twitter? When the last time we saw your actual visage, it was so hideous that now it is used by EMT’s to induce vomiting in poisoning victims?

        Glass houses and stones, Chunky. I know you’re the King Of Self-Oblivion, but this is ridiculous. 😆

      • trebob says:

        Technically, wasn’t the kids who pointed a finger gun at Charles as he drove past a mosque “unarmed” as well, yet Charles thought that was a very threatening gesture.

      • Arachne says:

        He keeps hoping that all the cable networks that have Ben Shapiro on will see this and ask him to come on as counterpoint. Of course, because he needs to keep up the image, Chuck will talk from the comfort of his trashed home in that whiny effeminate voice of his while onscreen with be a photo of himself in his orange jumpsuit glory days.

  24. Octopus says:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-28941519

    Leopards are bad, as we’ve discussed previously. There’s always somebody badder out there, though. Live by the claw, die by the sickle. 😯

  25. OK a project:

    Seem sure that soon lgf’s, Charles , heck even Prof. LoonVanQuickQuack will have to deal with the fact that global warming/climate change/ death by CO2 has failed and the fraud known to all even Charles, the loon Democrats and heck even Earth First’s board of directors.

    So what to do:

    We need to help Charles compose his “How Little Green Foot Balls and Charles Johnson were “pawned” by Michael Mann etal.

    1. ” I Charles Johnson never learned to read”, I just faked it all along.

    2. I Charles Johnson took my ideas and understanding on the issue from Ludwiggedout Van QuickQuack and now I found out Loodie was nuts..

    edit and add as needed.

    • Inspector Fromage says:

      and of course Charles will blame us and accuse us of fakery when he’;s ,mentioned 33 times in Mann’s manifesto

      • Because says:

        Mann’s manifesto? Hmm. Never thought about that. Could Mann be Ludwig? Same crazy. Same exact crazy.

  26. Pakimon says:

    Gus approves of Chunkles’ latest “fashion statement” like a good little sycophant. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Gus is trying desperately to make Hefty-pants a thing, as he has access to his sister’s stockpile of garbage bags in the garage, purchased during a long-forgotten Costco binge. Same binge that netted a couple cases of expired Banquet chicken pot pies, as it turns out.

      Chunky might be trying to sweat off some of his pannus by wearing Hefty bag clothing around the house. Can’t fault him for trying, but the smell could puke a rat off a gut-wagon, as the saying goes.

  27. Arachne says:

    Hell, Ben Shapiro won’t even acknowledge Fatass’s comments. And have you noticed – allllll those new followers but the same number of favorites and retweets.