Charles is mad that CNN and Glenn Beck discussed a joint venture

Poor Charles, no matter what he does no one accepts him. He’s the object of ridicule on both the Right and the Left. No major media personality takes him serious and his days as a major player are long gone. Charles has been reduced to bra snapping, trolling on twitter and being jealous of the success of others. The washed up guitarist and failed blogger was upset that CNN and Glenn Beck were in discussions of a joint venture.

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Charles is just jealous no media outlet contacts him for a media joint venture.




97 Comments on “Charles is mad that CNN and Glenn Beck discussed a joint venture”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s bitterness and rage know no bounds! 😆

    Keep flailing those chubby little arms, Fatass. Somebody (besides us, your loyal fans) is bound to notice you one of these days.

  2. The only CNN circling the bowl is the Charles news-aggregator Network

  3. swamprat says:

    If charles changed political alignment due to an honest reassessment of his ideas and opinions; all well and good. But if charles made a business decision based on huffpo’s selling price in 2008, this has got to sting.

  4. trebob says:

    One bit of advice I got a long time ago was, ‘never ask someone making $10,000 a year how to maker $100,000 a year’. Outside of the underpants gnomes, Charles giving business advice to anyone is laughable.

  5. Because my icky says:

    Meanwhile, Al-Jazira and Al-Gore are duking it out in secret court about who hosed who in the media business. Any advice from E. F. Ickarus?

    • Arachne says:

      Not to mention that ridiculous “Pivot” channel – news for hipsters. Where Meghan McCain held court until they finally realized she was so awful they yanked her off the air.

  6. Minnow says:

    Hey Barry – Mom always liked you best. I guess that’s why you got the house – huh?

  7. dwells38 says:


    Why It’s Pointless to Reach Out to Gateway Pundit for Comment on His Bogus Claims
    1 hour ago

    It wouldn’t have anything to do with him having a more successful, profitable blog, way more Twitter followers, actually being a media presence and not needing to respond to hypocrite, lying and instulting pony-tailed pukes would it??


  8. Because onose! Black peoples with gunz! says:

  9. Octopus says:

    It seems Chunky’s bitterness and rage know no bounds. 😆

    Keep flailing those chubby little arms, Fatass. Somebody (besides us, your loyal fans) is bound to notice you one of these days.

  10. Because you're axing for it, heretic says:

  11. Because DI IT says:

  12. Because Reza was offended says:

  13. swamprat says:

    Lizardoid’s Twitterwarrior Theatre:

    The new policy is putting things I consider grossly offensive in my web timeline, without my consent.

    One of the things people LIKE about Twitter is that you can choose who to follow and what you see in your timeline

    A lot of people got upset when Twitter tried to change the block feature – but this new change is much worse.

    OK, so is it time to organize a revolt against Twitter’s new policy of showing us tweets from people we don’t follow and don’t want to see?

    That twitter gulag thing seems to have had some unforeseen consequences.
    Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth!

    • Because says:

      It’s wide open. CREATE TWIT-KA-MANIA!!!!!11

    • Arachne says:

      Tell me, is some jerk sitting in Chuck’s living room with a gun to his head demanding that he be on Twitter? There wasn’t an Act of Congress passed requiring that you be on Twitter while I wasn’t looking?

  14. swamprat says:

    from Twittersupport @ twittersupport. com:

    Dear Mr Johnson.
    This is regards to your request to ban yet another one of our customer/users because of personal differences you may have with that persons ideas and beliefs:

    Go pound sand.

    As a matter of fact we are changing some of our features to a more open format which negates this entire concept.

    the staff at twittersupport

  15. Because says:


  16. Octopus says:

    Dear Mr. Johnson,

    We have just been informed that you are a 62-year-old man, when previously we assumed you were a 15-year-old troubled teen, based on the irrational accusations and requests we have received daily from you in the past year. Honestly, we don’t have the time or the trained staff with the capacity to deal with advanced crackpots like yourself. We are hereby blocking your account from being able to contact our staff — the next step is blocking you from Twitter, permanently. You need to find a new hobby, maybe make some real life friends, or volunteer at a pet shelter. Do something useful with what remains of your life. Thank us later. 🙂

    Good day, sir.

    the staff at twittersupport

  17. Octopus says:

    I have to admit, those pics of your pannus were over the line. Way over the line. Not to mention the belt.

  18. JimboXL says:

    I imagine the same people that watch Msnbcbsabcnn news are the same people that keep electing John McCain and any Dim over and over again.

  19. Pakimon says:

    The Race Detective™ is ever vigilant and will be scrutinizing the blogosphere, ready to denounce the haterz!


    • Pakimon says:

      Sidenote: When Chunkles was squawking about cracking 10k I went over to confirm and he was at 10.5k

      Chunky’s 10.5k followers has dropped to 10.2k in the last day or so.

      Looks like the backward spiral has begun already.

      No wonder he was honking and bleating about Twitter policy yesterday.

      When he drops below 10k, I think a special announcement by DoD would be in order.

      Just to poke him with a pointy stick dipped in egg bukkake© . 😆

  20. Pakimon says:

    The real reason Chunkles “Parted Ways With the Right” hoping to turn The Bog into a Sooper Mega Cash Generating Machine.

    Alas, the pop-ups, sex ads, the “give me $80.00 $79.95 so you don’t have to endure pop-ups and sex ads” gambit and the inane content haven’t panned out as expected.

    Coupling this with the dwindling of his inheritance due to unemployment and chronic Cheetos addiction makes the acquisition of this comic book classic an impossibility.

    It’s enough to make a rotund, ponytailed comic book collector peevish.

    Very peevish.

  21. Pakimon says:


    Egg bukkake©

    • Pakimon says:

      Note the little “C” after Egg bukkake to designate that I didn’t come up with that term.

      The little “C” either stands for Copyright or ChenZhen. 😀

  22. OLT's Because I Know What You Did Last Whatever says:

  23. dwells38 says:

    Fully expecting the right wing to break new ground in hateful racist commentary tomorrow during Michael Brown’s funeral.—
    Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2014

    Fully expecting Chunk and his sicko-phant army of 11 to mindlessly call any right wing commentary racist.

    • Arachne says:

      Chucky hates it when the “myth” he’s been trying to exploit comes crashing down.
      Not a gentle giant
      Not shot in the back
      Simulation shows he could have been rushing police officer when shot from position of gunshot wounds,
      And if anyone still believes Brown had his “hands up” there’s ocean front property in Denver I’d love to show you.
      Chuck was pitchin’ a bitch over the fact that the police had not interviewed Accomplice Lying Eyewitness. Well, Chuck, don’t worry. I understand they’re bringing him in for his formal statement.

  24. Arachne says:

    OT, but watching Fox News this a.m., noticed that one of my favorite places in Napa, the Carpe Diem Wine Bar – may have suffered some serious damage.

    • Octopus says:

      Just the sign tipped over, in front. Some tourist had a little too much pinot grigio (pronounced “pine-nut gringo” by Chunky).

  25. Octopus says:

    “The loser is always a part of the problem; the winner is always a part of the answer. The loser always has an excuse; the winner always has a program. The loser says it may be possible, but it’s difficult; the winner says it may be difficult, but it’s possible.”

    —Althea Gibson, 1991

    • dwells38 says:

      I dunno. This seems very racist to me.

      – Chunk McFatFuck Johnson

      • Octopus says:

        I agree, Chunky. Very racist, indeed. But more in the “empowerment” sense, than the promotion of the culture of victimhood in vogue today.

  26. Octopus says:

    This is really sad. Dear Fatass is trying to recapture his “Glory Daze” in the Land Of Dupe, by making the lamest “throbbing nothing” that ever did blink. Seriously, I think he’s close to the edge.

  27. Octopus says:

    Blacks whipped into a frenzy of hate by race-baiters like Chunky nearly kill a Marine. Good work, Race Todabottom!

  28. Because Jim ignored me!!!!!11 says:

    • Arachne says:

      Except he didn’t, and Progressives Today took Fatass to task for the claims that he did.
      Since we’re approaching the 10th anniversary of Rathergate, perhaps it would be a good time to reach out to Charles as to why he took two days to think up the idea for the “smoking memo” after it had been published at another site.

      • Octopus says:

        We have tried to reach out to him for comment on this egregious theft several times, but for some reason, he doesn’t respond. It’s weird.

      • dwells38 says:

        Speaking of egregious theft I wonder if Chunky would also care to comment on his blatant lapse of character in borrowing $1000 from the great George Duke to buy a VW and then quitting the band before ever repaying the money? And then never repaying the money at all, as if leaving the band erased his debt. After all we know he had other well paying gigs with name bands AFTER George Duke. Surely he could have scraped together a grand with a little interest tacked on.

        And to add insult to injury when Duke died, Chunky crowed about how he won an Emmy that was awarded to Duke, who he still owes money to.

        Chunky Johnson, keepin’ it classy.

      • Octopus says:

        He did apologize, though, after George Duke died. At least he felt bad about it, after all those years. Proves there’s still a shred of humanity underneath all that goo.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, but was that really him or someone PRETENDING to be him. I notice that after it was published he started whining about people defaming him on the memorial page, thereby making it all about him.

      • Octopus says:

        You could be right. He was pretty indignant about the thing, after we noticed it. Either way, he’s a dishonest douche and a thief.

  29. Arachne says:

    BTW what was Jim Hoft’s big crime on the xray? Did he claim it was Wilson’s?

    • trebob says:

      No, he removed UNIV OF IOWA ETC-CT from the bottom right corner. You can see where he blacked it out. Charles, on the other hand, removed the words “(file image)” from the bottom of the picture and then screams “FAKE”.

      Charles is a lying sack of feces.

    • trebob says:

      Sorry, no Hoft never claimed it was Wilson’s X-ray or that the picture was anything anything other than a “file image”.

    • dwells38 says:

      I don’t think he did claim that but it seems he allowed the inferrences. Or he may have been duped himself from his source. Like when Breitbart ran with the video of Shirley Sherrod but was only given part of it. Who knows? Who cares? Chunky and the race baiting Progtards are still trying to portray the big thug as a gentle giant when he’s on video shoving and threatening a clerk after robbing him. Their outrage at this supposed egregious omission is merely due to getting beat at their own game of lies, mischaracterization and character assassination.

      • Octopus says:

        “It was only some minor redness” to Officer Wilson’s face. Yep, probably just some residual redneck-rage, moved around from his cracker neck to his hateful white face, in the bloodlust of sport-killing a n—–.

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    They really do stalk Hoft.

    He just put up a tweet and they jump right.

    Yoghazi’s minions need lives.

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  33. dwells38 says:

    Chunky considers CNN having talks with wildly successful (and hence filthy rich) broadcaster Glenn Beck as hitting rock bottom.

    Yet has no problem with this over at AMESSNBC:

    Hmmmmm. One guy’s a slick and polished conservative with well thought-out positions. The other a libturd moron who’s barely literate, can’t enunciate and is clearly a one trick pony race baiter in terms of any philosophy or viewpoint.

    Does Chunky have some kind of BIAS????? Shocked I tell you.

    • Octopus says:

      I see that part of the “Call For Peace” invoked for the Michael Brown funeral today is some oratory from the Good Reverend Sharpton. Can’t wait to hear his words of healing. He’ll be apprised of the facts by now, I’m sure.

  34. Octopus says:

    Too bad Michael Brown didn’t try to rob this guy’s store — he would still be alive today, nursing a few ouchies.

  35. dwells38 says:

    OK Amy, sweetie don’t block the gas pumps. But otherwise AWSOME story.

  36. trebob says:

    Around here you shoot suspects that are attacking police dogs. No riots, no Sharpton, no Jackson so far and Charles hasn’t tweeted dick about it. 🙂

    BTW, the K9 officer is having complications after surgery, so not out of the woods yet.

  37. Arachne says:

    Interesting – have any of the networks picking up Chuck’s “throbbing xray”? Has anyone other than Chuck and his minions even expressed any INTEREST in the throbbing xray?