Charles still whining about Communists not accepting him

No matter what Charles does, the Left refuses to accept him. Despite his move towards Stalinism, many Communists view him as phony and reject him. With his feelings here, Charles d0es a post whining about lack of acceptance from the Communists.

Charles and the Commies

No one likes Charles!


138 Comments on “Charles still whining about Communists not accepting him”

  1. JimboXL says:

    Red on pink verbal violence.

  2. Because says:

    Exactly how are they different from Valarie Jarrett?

  3. Because from the inventor of stink says:

  4. Because smear says:

  5. Because Sterno and 'dew says:

  6. Octopus says:

    The stupidity and ignorance of Chunky’s “most important part!!1!” tweet is just stunning, even for him. A cop who’s just been beaten and nearly shot by a burglary suspect who is now fleeing, and DOESN’T discharge his weapon at the perp, would have to be removed from active duty and assigned to a desk job sorting paperclips. I mean, it’s a tough job, and we hire tough men to do this job. Men with balls. Women, too…without balls, but with the same toughness of spirit supposedly included with testes, but sadly lacking in the kind of fishy beta-males who hang out at the swamp with a fat old senile hippie.

  7. il padrino says:

    I love how an unconfirmed report is a “smear,” even though it merely reflects actions that may or may not have taken place during the incident and is *incredibly relevant* if true.

    Boy oh boy, can you imagine the meltdown Charles will have if Jim Hoft turns out to be right?

  8. swamprat says:


    He strongarmed a shopkeeper and took some stuff.


    He got his face broken.



  9. livefreeor die says:

    Good ole Chuck. Doubling down on attacking Hoft even though more media outlets are getting information that suggests Wilson was attacked and beaten.

    Hoft’s story is teh lie!!!!!
    The police planted teh lie!!!!
    Computer screens are everywhere in Ferguson’s restaurant district!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Pam can’t help you now, Chunky. However, there’s an elderly crone here who’d love to take a peek under the pannus, calling herself Pie-something. Do you want to freshen up before I send her in?

  10. Octopus says:

    Oh, lord…wait until tomorrow, when Hoft’s scoop will be all over the Times, as well as CNN and MSNBC. The whole damn world will be taken in, by “the dumbest man on the internet,” and nobody will even think to call you for any reason, unless you’re late on your water bill again. Sad face!

    • Yea I don’t remember him setting himself up for such an epic egg bukkake as this. I mean, reports from the beginning stated that the cop had facial injuries. And if he’s “the dumbest man on the internet”, it’s doubtful that Hoft would just come up with “orbital blowout fracture” out of thin air. Chances are, there’s something to this.

      But still, CJ uses phrases like “fairy tale”. I mean, it’s like putting yourself on the tee.

      You’d think that the fact that, with a week of riots and unbelievable political pressure and various agencies looking at this, Wilson still hasn’t been charged might be an indication that your narrative might be a loser. The police story might actually have something there, regardless of what the idiotic armchair Sherlock’s of the LGF sycophantic comment section’s opinions based on nothing. But he’s still gone all in, doubled down. Then doubled down again.

      Perhaps the risk of being a laughingstock is just lost in the pursuit of getting one on Hoft. He’s completely blinded. This could be one of those watershed moments.

      • Octopus says:

        It is a watershed moment, I’m convinced. It’s still going, with little signs of slowing much less stopping. I don’t think he cares anymore, about making a complete jackass of himself. He just wants the Left to love him. Or, anybody to love him. It’s very clear that he has been driven (more) insane by his total obscurity after his all-too-brief moment in the spotlight.

      • BTW can I coin the phrase “egg bukkake”?

        I think that’s clever.

      • Pakimonn says:

        Let’s see…

        egg bukkake®

        egg bukkake©

        egg bukkake™

      • Arachne says:

        Chen – let me know if you need me to start the copyright paperwork.
        Another trial day. Yech.

      • Because says:

        I don’t know if this is unprecedented. That could be his orbital bone under those grey shorts.

    • Bunk X says:

      351 BustersView Aug 20, 2014 6:08:15am

      First, the image is clearly labeled as a file photo in Gateway Pundit’s story. Second, your only “evidence” that the officer was not injured as the “sources” claim is a blurry video from the crime scene.

      This is a junk story, pure and simple. As with nearly everything else about this shooting, we will have to wait for public confirmation from the investigation(s). Lame LGF, very lame.

      • Bunk X says:

        Charles is playing with his sockpuppets again.

        491 Disappointedem Aug 20, 2014 4:42:10pm
        The real liar is charles johnson because the gatewaypundit provides a link to the original AAPOS cite. Hey, but someone on the left wouldn’t lie, would they?</blockquote?

      • Bunk X says:

        499 mid_aged_man Aug 20, 2014 7:10:16pm

        re: #492 wrenchwench

        I hadn’t heard of this injury until Saturday at the ER. If Wilson suffered from the same condition, I was pointing out that he might be talking on the phone and walking around. My son called me and was describing the accident 10 minutes after it occurred. Within about three hours, though, the left side of his face had swollen and he could barely see out of his eye.

        I don’t know who the hell Hoft is. I shouldn’t have inserted myself and comments into this absolutely homogenous circle jerk.

    • Arachne says:

      By the way, does he read the stuff he tweets for consistency and content – you know, since he wants to be considered a deep thinker and all? Isn’t a fairy tale in and of itself already “Bogus”? So, logically, wouldn’t a “bogus fairy tale” be, you know, the TRUTH?

  11. Octopus says:

    This is so funny. They “locked the thread as off-topic,” because the moderator realized GP is a “right-wing site.” Block and mute!

  12. Bunk X says:

    Jeez Charles. You’re an embarassment.

    • Octopus says:

      Well, his middle initial is “Fuckface,” after all.

      • Because says:

        I think that was he first project, prior to mouse-ka-mania, that he used with his guitar. It was a killer app, that was supposed to blow the “fuzzface” out of the market. Didn’t quite catch on.

  13. mrpaulrevere says:

    Very clever Chen and your commentary on this subject has been top notch. On the subject of “Maoists” it seems just like yesterday CJ was saying nice things about Mao’s political insights. The context escapes me at the moment but there was a big to-do about it here. Perhaps thread worthy?

    • mrpaulrevere says:

      Perhaps related to Anita Dunn? I’ll look into it tomorrow.

      • mrpaulrevere says:

        Yes indeedy its all coming back to me now, it was about Anita Dunn, Glenn Beck and her comments about Mao’s political insights which CJ defended. It turns out CJ was for Mao before he was against him.

    • Liz_Ardoid says:

      was it this LGF article? :

      http —

      some CJ comments in that thread:


      I knew it wouldn’t be long before people dug up examples of Republicans quoting Chairman Mao too.

      The simple fact is that Chairman Mao was a pretty perceptive political thinker. You can deplore what he did in China and still realize that not everything he wrote was the sheer embodiment of evil.

      (I know, this is unthinkable to many on the right. But apparently not to Newt Gingrich.)



      re: #46 Equable

      So what? Dude… how many tens of millions of deaths was that son of a bitch responsible for?

      Try reading what I wrote above.



      re: #118 medaura18586

      But Joe Stalin is not known for being a political philosopher, and you’d be hard pressed to find very many other statements he made that are quotable.

      Again, it’s a point that people really don’t seem to want to understand, but it’s possible to read Chairman Mao and take away some perceptive points about politics, without admiring him as a person, or admiring what he did in China.




      re: #169 medaura18586

      Is this really how you want to start judging politicians — by their favorite philosophers?



      Watch: there are going to be more examples coming out of Republicans quoting Chairman Mao. Anyone seriously interested in global events and politics will have read Mao’s writings, and I really hate to tell you this — but it’s not all sheer evil.

      What Mao did in China and the policies he enacted that resulted in mass murder — that was evil. I agree on that. What he wrote about politics was often perceptive in the same way Machiavelli’s writing was perceptive.



      re: #393 enoughalready

      I will happily argue that if you fail to understand Mao you have missed a huge part of 20th century history, his writings have a lot of interesting things to say and failing to see that (and even worse, making it impossible to quote him in public for fear of being insta-commiebranded just goes totally against everything I believe in) is naive in my opinion.

      Agree 100%.

      Actually thinking about issues has gone way out of style on the right. It’s much easier to march in lockstep with populist goons like Glenn Beck.

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  15. Pakimonn says:

    The Race Detective™ is ready to uncover more bad craziness!

    Relevancy is so close, Chunkles can taste it!

    Little does he know, it’s going to end up tasting like eggs. 😆

    • Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

      Today is going to be a fun day at DoD. 🙂

  16. PeteP says:

    Comrade Charles is turning on his ideological brothers.

  17. Pakimonn says:

    Michelle Malkin posted an interesting article about the imbeciles who are making fools of themselves about Ferguson.

    She forgot to add one subspecies of imbecile in her article:

    Tweetus Ponytailus Cheetorum – A bloated and obtuse creature endlessly honking and bleating from the safety of its burrow.

    No matter… DoD has got it covered. 😆

  18. Pakimon says:

    Give me the link, dammit! My keyboard is clogged with Cheetos dust so I can’t do it myself!

    • Pakimon says:


      Finally got around to getting rid of the extra “n” on my name.

      Don’t know how it got there.

      I blame Ron Jeremy and frank’s mom. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        Now that Frank’s mom got that orbital bone attachment from Amazon Jakarta, she’s not so into real meat. Once you’ve gone orbital, you’ll no longer want Orville.

    • Arachne says:

      After all, how can he steal the story and claim it for himself, with appropriate smear of Jim Hoft thrown in, if you won’t give him the link.

      The site is GoFundMe, you moron. All of us found it without the link.

  19. Pakimon says:

    Who the f**k still says “Yeesh”?

    It’s straight from a cheaply produced Hanna-Barbera cartoon from the 70’s. 😆

    By the way, I went and checked out those comments and to be honest, I’ve seen more “racist” comments over at The Bog.

    Chunky’s so busy gorging himself at the Ferguson Outrage trough, he’s oblivious to the fact that he’s looking more like a complete jackass than usual. 🙄

    • Pakimon says:

      I see Chunky pulled a Twitter all-nighter hoping for more outrageous outrage and bad craziness from Ferguson.

      Too bad there was none.

      Looks like Mr. Greenwald will be getting The Chunkster’s undivided attention again sooner rather than later.

    • Arachne says:

      Have they commented on the racist crap coming out of the left wing directed to the cop. You know, KILL him? Or the press publishing actual directions to his effing HOME?

      Oh, and by the way, an unarmed white youth was killed by a black cop in Salt Lake City a week ago. Kid resembled a perp and didn’t move fast enough at the cop’s orders and didn’t hear some of the orders because he had headphones in his ears. Mind you, he didn’t rush the cop, beat him up or try to take his gun. He didn’t just strong-arm rob a grocery store for blunt-making material. He simply resembled the suspect in another crime. It wasn’t him but he was shot dead. White perp. Black cop.

      Have the media been suppressing the widescale rioting by Whites in Salt Lake City for this obviously racially motivated crime?

    • Bunk X says:

      From the GoFundMe link:

      UPDATE #11
      3 DAYS AGO
      We have disabled comments on our page. Please understand we still appreciate all of the kind words but we are attempting to stop the negative comments. This is the best way to take care of the issue. Thank you again to our supporters!

      UPDATE #10
      3 DAYS AGO
      We apologize for all negative comments that were not removed in a timely manner. With so much going on at this time we are trying to keep up as best we can. For all of the positive comments we want to sincerely thank you. It outweighs the negative tremendously. Thank you for reaching our second goal! We will be increasing the goal dramatically so everyone who wants to donate can. Again, words cannot express how truly thankful we are. God bless each and every one of you.

      Haven’t spotted Killgore in a while. Maybe he’s taken up a new cause.

  20. Octopus says:

    I chipped in $25. I think he’s going to need this money, and more, as the race-hustlers attempt to crucify him for doing his job. Send the link around to anyone you think might be interested in fair play for the men on the thin blue line.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m going to try and chip in $25 today or tomorrow.

      I just might do it in some hilarious version of Chunky’s name along with a pithy comment with references to ponytails, obesity and Cheetos. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        That’s the way to do it. I feel like I missed an opportunity to mock that which demands mocking. Oh, well.

  21. Pakimon says:

    Meanwhile in the Garage of Gus, it’s 10 ReTweets in a row.

    Gus is like the Twitter version of a crackhead.

    I hate to think what sordid things he does to keep that “pay as you go” Virgin Mobile account going…

    I’m sure he’s a favorite at those I-70 truck stop batrooms. 😆

  22. Zeus Crankypants says:

    It’s a win-win for Charles in regards to his Hoft tweets and the orbiting eye sockets thingy. If he’s right, he’ll never let Hoft (or Tweetdom) forget about it.

    If he is wrong, everyone will have already forgotten about Charles. When you have become as irrelevant as Charles has become on the intertubes over the last 5 years, the only place to go is up.


    • Arachne says:

      For all the derision thrown at Fox News, I would hazard a guess that they would have made sure there was documented evidence before they reported on the cop’s injuries. Photos at the hospital and medical records. By the way, for those who are screaming “where’s the medical report?” Even in so-called “criminal” or “incident” proceedings, your rights as a patient under the HIPAA law still apply. No medical information about you forming a part of a hospital or doctor’s records may be released to the public without your express consent. If Wilson has not signed that waiver yet, then no, the documented medical report cannot be released. The police department can certainly tell Fox what the doctors told them, as they are not bound by HIPAA.

  23. Octopus says:

    For me, this is where the Ice Bucket Challenge has jumped the shark. I’m glad they’ve raised a lot of money for this terrible disease, but I’m done now. No more celebrities, please.

  24. trebob says:

    Ocky, that DU thread you posted about has some weapons grade stupid on it. There are some actually speculating that Officer Wilson was beaten by his fellow cops in order to justify his shooting of Brown.


    I am now fully on-board with the Ludwig and would support an examination to ensure you are intelligent and informed enough to vote, otherwise go back to watching E! network and leave the rest to the adults. Let Arachne make up the list or questions.

    • OLT's Wait, Those Aren't Hate Crimes! says:

      “D.C. police say that of the 18 race-based hate crimes in 2013, the majority of victims were white and the majority of suspects black. The number of incidents was up from the 13 race-based bias crimes reported in 2012.”

  25. Arachne says:

    Rush pointed out an interesting fact yesterday. He said “for the claim that white cop violence on innocent blacks is so prevalent in society, why are they needing to go back 22 years to cite Rodney King?”

    Of course, King’s case is different – there was no rioting or looting when the videotape came to light. Even in racially charged Los Angeles, everyone waited for indictments and all proceeded in due course. The real crime here was moving the trial to Simi Valley in Ventura County. When the cops were exonerated, THAT’s when the looting/rioting began, and it was horrific in scope.

    And it may be surprising, coming from me, that even though I condemn the violence, there was palpable loathing of L.A. cops, who frankly had serious problems with bigotry. One of the attorneys in the L.A. office of the firm I worked for at the time and I were discussing it after the fact. He drove a gorgeous (envy, envy!) 7 series BMW – he said that if he was leaving work and driving home dressed as a lawyer, no problem. However, if he was driving home from working on a Saturday, dressed casually, he was regularly pulled over. He said he finally caught on and started driving his wife’s Toyota to work on the weekends.

    • Because says:

      That’s true all over. Even getting a paint job will make a difference. And so will putting a “rice” muffler on.

      Cops profile all the time. And it’s usually not about race. It’s about whether you fit a profile.

      Any good (as in competent) crook knows that the best way to get away with passing a bum check is to wear a tie. It’s shocking how little you have to prove if you have a neat haircut, a decent shirt and slacks and tie, and a pair of glasses. And yes, being white probably helps, but send a clean cut black guy in a suit and tie, and a white punk with tattoos and noserings into a store, and I guarantee you the white punk will get the scrutiny, and the black guy will sail on through.

  26. Arachne says:

    Later, my peeps. Motion hearing this morning and of course, we’re dead LAST on the calendar call. But someone has to schlep the case law around.

  27. Because change the subject says:

  28. Because they just tossed the expired food out? says:

  29. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

  30. Because they'll peel my twitter from my cold, dead pannus says:

  31. Wapo in on the eye injury thing now, from another source:

    Not looking good for the pony-tailed one.


    I think perhaps our keyboard sleuths need to watch an MMA fight. Those guys literally do get beaten unconscious, and are walking around minutes later.

    • Arachne says:

      Where did Fatass get this from? Because I just googled “Wilson seen mowing lawn” and the only entry that came up was his.

      Oh, and I loved Mark Levin on Monday when someone called in (Tom Marr was the guest host) claiming to be from Ferguson. So when he comes on it goes like this:

      Marr: So Ron – you’re in Ferguson, is that right?
      Ron: Yeah, yeah, and I just wanna say —
      Marr: So how far are you from St. Louis?
      Ron: What? What is this? I’m not —
      Marr: No, I’m just curious – how far are you from St. Louis, thereabouts.
      Ron: Who IS this? What the hell are you —
      Marr: Okay, I’ll make it easy for you, how far are you from [different town, I forget]
      Ron: Look, this is crap, I’m callin’ to
      Marr: You aren’t anywhere NEAR Ferguson, you fraud. Take a long walk east till your hat floats.

      So I’d love to see Fatass’s “source” for this story.

      • trebob says:

        from this NYT story:

        Then on Tuesday, Officer Wilson began mowing his lawn, but “he did not finish,” said the neighbor, who wore a faded Cardinals T-shirt and camouflage shorts.

        The further disconnect in the article:

        Mr. Brown was still a teenager: He smoked marijuana with friends in the neighborhood, they recalled, and drank cans of Bud Light with them when he ducked away from the watchful eyes of his family.

        Finishing high school was an effort that required the push of his parents and extended family, who scolded him on the days that he slept late and missed morning classes.

        But he was determined to avoid many of the missteps frequently taken by his peers. “He wasn’t like all these cats out here, selling drugs and having babies with different women,” Kathy Gary, 22, a relative, said earlier this week. “We tried so hard to keep him in school. Sometimes he’d skip classes, and he needed a push. But he wanted to do something.”

        Sure he drank (illegal) and smoked dope (illegal) and cut school (illegal) and stole merchandise (illegal) and assaulted a store clerk (illegal), but he wanted to make something of himself. The fact he was stealing and roughing store clerks up, irrelevant. If he didn’t bother himself with all these other laws, why is the assumption he respectfully followed the police officers instructions?

      • I heard that! Tom pasted that phuqer.

    • Because says:

      Last fight he remembers is “kill haole day”. He couldn’t shit for a week after they kicked his butt to Maui.

  32. Arachne says:

    BTW – totally off topic here (but what the hell, right – I have to be back in court at 1:00 which requires half an hour just to get there and through the metal detector (we used to be able to pick up “court officer” type badge things but not anymore). But something Rush also said yesterday that I though was great. I don’t know if any of you have seen Rick Perry’s “mug shot” but Gov. Rick looks FANTASTIC in it – almost a campaign photo. Suit and tie, big big smile, hair looking sharp. Which means that Democrats won’t be able to use it against him in their campaign literature. And do they really think that this in the end will HURT him? Yeah, I get the media will always use words “once indicted” every time they speak of him, unlike their never referring to Clinton as “impeached and disbarred.”

    Iowahawk had the best take, though, He thought Perry should have shown up for his mug shot in a t-shirt with Drunk DA Rosemary’s mug shot on the front.

    • Dudebro says:

      Interesting observation Arachne, some dj on music station here said Perry looked presidential and the station doesn’t get into politics. Epic failure for democrats

  33. CJ now seriously celebrating because CNN reports that the eye socket injury is false, and that Wilson went to hospital and treated for “swollen face”. Also from unnamed sources.

    Interestingly, WaPo has changed their headline:, but the claim is still in the story.

    So…who the fuck knows.

  34. Because olo olololo hahahah hohohoh snorty snort pffffff hehehahaha says:

  35. Because thank God for winos and hobos says:

  36. Arachne says:

    In light of Anonymous’s “Day of Rage,” judge decided everybody go home early.

    BTW, I seem to recall at the time of the Sandy Hook shooting tragedy that Johnson got a LOT of facts wrong. Didn’t he have one thread at one time stating that the mother was a member of the NRA when in fact all she was in possession of was a certificate of attendance at an NRA gun safety class?

    I also seem to recall his wildly speculating that people in attendance at a Glenn Beck rally were highly suspect in the murder of a Federal Agent.

    But Hoft’s the dumbest man on the internet, right Fatass. Not as long as YOU’RE still breathing he isn’t.

    • trebob says:

      Wouldn’t it be easier to remember what Charles has gotten right? I can’t think of anything off-hand but it would a lot fewer things to remember, if there are any.

      Did he get the salmon cooked properly?

      • Because oh, umm... says:

        Charles 2008-06-09 21:38:18

        re: #393 Cognito

        Can’t get behind this one.Obama’s citizenship is not his personal business, but his birth certificate is.Just rumors.

        What? Are you seriously suggesting that it doesn’t matter whether he’s a citizen or not? Because without the birth certificate, there’s no way to know for sure.A US citizen’s birth certificate contains NO sensitive personal information. What could possibly be Obama’s reason for refusing to release it?

      • trebob says:

        Oh fine! 🙂

        OK, so I should have qualified it with post 2009 Charles. Of course, he wouldn’t cop to most of the stuff today, after all he was duped and merely a puppet on the strings of his conservative masters.

  37. Arachne says:

    BTW have there been any reports from the field on the turnout for the Anonymous “Day of Rage?” I haven’t see anything anywhere and it looks like the City’s actually pretty quiet here. I’m surprised Chuck isn’t gloating if it’s a bust.

  38. JimboXL says:

    The cop isn’t going to get a fair investigation by the ferel gub department of “just us.” His life will be scoured from birth up until now and if nothing obvious can be found, they’ll dig up anything that could be twisted as racist.

    If as a 2 year old, he drew a stick figure with a black crayon, he’ll be convicted and the drawing will be leaked by an unnamed source and end up on LGF in a post proclaiming hard proof that he was a racist even before he knew it.

  39. OH wow, CJ pasted my “egg bukakke” tweet over at LFG, presumably to sic his minions on me.

    Amazing how that block button works.

    Anyway, he did have one taker:

  40. Because olo says:

  41. swamprat says:

    Man! Blocking and reporting 10,000 followers is going to be hard when he parts ways.
    He has already parted ways with libertarians and commies.
    I don’t know of a twitter code for this.

    • swamprat says:

      It has come to my attention that I politically disagree with approximately 10,000 followers whom I wish to block and report. Please ban them for me and block their accounts because they have been stalking me.
      sincerely Charles Johnson

      P.S. I would also appreciate if you would “out” their faces, addresses, and places of employment.
      Thanks in advance!

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