Celebrating other people’s legal woes

Rock Perry was indicted by a Grand Jury today. Being a  miserable soul, Charles is in full celebratory mode and gleeful over this indictment.

Perry IndictmentCharles existence is so miserable that he gets off gloating over other people’s problems.



26 Comments on “Celebrating other people’s legal woes”

  1. Abu says:

    He didn’t threaten to veto, he promised, as I read somewhere this evening. Isn’t that within his job description? Or are all governors to not use the veto if it pisses off libtards? And what of the drunken DA? Are proggies OK with her staying on (rhetorical)?
    / First

  2. Is that fat drunk DA, Kilgore trouts lesbian neighbor?

  3. Pakimon says:

    You can always count on the corpulent jazzy ponytail to hop on every leftist clownshow bandwagon to roll down the pike.

    You have to remember that Travis County is Texas’ version of “moonbat central”.

    The same kind of crap happened to Tom Delay. He was ultimately convicted but his conviction was overturned on appeal.

  4. Pakimon says:

    I don’t recall either of them claiming that, ever.

    Unless in Chunky’s mind, Satan = Irrelevancy

    Note the #winning hashtag.

    He really does live in a bubble, doesn’t he? 😆

  5. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles wanders off topic.

    At least we know what Gus was doing when he disappeared for a few hours yesterday and why doing laundry was such a priority in the aftermath.

    Chunky’s just pleased that the “Organic Land Mine Home Defense System” is now fully deployed and operational. 😆

    • Dudebro says:

      Wow. So the police chief lied and it’s getting deep. Obama’s administration lied about Benghazi, that’s just wingnuts acting up.

  6. trebob says:

    This country is going to hell in a hand-basket. Let’s see if I have the left wing logic down this morning:

    Governor vetoing some funding legislation, two felony counts with possibly +100 years in prison.

    Showing video of huge man stealing and assaulting the store clerk, character assassination.

    That can’t be right. I must need more coffee, or maybe to make sure the old passport is up to date.

    • Dudebro says:

      Trebob, start learning French, German or Italian. Switzerland might be the only sane place left on earth.

      • trebob says:

        Nope, their governments are fully funded. The only bastions of freedom left are in the third world in places that have a tax base so small the government simply hasn’t got the funds to interfere. The flip side is if you want infrastructure there are going be times you have to do it yourself, but there are trade-offs to everything.

  7. Octopus says:

    I just wish there was video of the incident itself, including the tussle in the cop car, and the fatal shooting. One reason, is to ensure that justice is done. The other, is that it could possibly be added to our favorite, “Fat Kids Falling” highlight-reel. This mythical collection would also include Chunky McDumbth going over the handlebars of his bike, after getting the text from Pam informing him of the restraining order. At the time, he was a fat kid trapped inside the uncomfortably-fit body of a Fake Fitness Fanatic — he since has made good his escape from that hell.

  8. Octopus says:

    I read in one of the stories about the Ferguson protest/riots that the convenience store which the not-so-gentle giant robbed on his way to Fame And Misfortune was one of the local businesses torched by the fine upstanding citizenry, in fully-justified response to the St. Louis Police disrespecting them. Serves that Asian right! Coming here to America, and trying to run a business in a sketchy neighborhood full of baby angels who just happen to enjoy a nice Swisher Sweet, after a hard day of shoplifting and wrestling with the po-po. As Chunky put it so eloquently, “This shit is getting deep.”

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    Part of a complete Broghazi breakfast:

    Label and Shmear.

  10. Octopus says:

    Asian work very hard! Hard work pay off someday, you see. Make whole family work hard, learn duty and responsibility. Even girl work hard. You watch.

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s so grotesque when the truth comes out, and threatens to ruin a perfectly good Outrage Porno.

    • Dudebro says:

      unrest in Ferguson = looting. I wonder if somebody looted the ponytailed pussy’s server if he’d describe that as ‘unrest’?

  12. Because says:

    Holy fark. Chunk really had a Mt. Dew buzz last night. Tweeting until 2 in the morning. That much caffeine isn’t good for an obese 61-yo.

  13. Because says:

    Related – on the subject of legal overreach, it appears Chucky’s science hero, Michael Mann, has so overreached, that he’s getting pushback from the ACLU and a whole bunch of MSM newspapers.


    What say you, Chunk?

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  16. OLT's Premature Schadenfreude says:

    Stalker Charles, keep celebrating, That drunken ass Rosemary Lehmberg is the GIFT FROM GOD Republican strategists have been waiting for. Prediction: You will be sobbing by October about how much play the photos and videos of her drunken, raging alcoholic ass get.

  17. Octopus says:

    Retweeting Master’s tweets, helping to pump up the traffic at the swamp to about 13, after the bottoming-out at 10 members in good standing prior to the blog’s adopting its “All Outrage Porn, All The Time!” format.

    You’re a good soldier, Gus. You know what side of the bread is buttered and by whom.