A cowardly shot at Barrett Brown

However one feels about Barrett Brown, he puts his money where his mouth is. Charles is a coward who hides in a secured environment and tries to silence his critics.

The 61 year old chicken knows that Brown is in jail and can;t respond to any attacks. In a punk move, Charles attacks Brown on Twitter.

Barrett Brown has many friends, even people who may not agree with him. Charles has only a dwindling band of sycophants and is an object of ridicule.Brown actually stands for principle while Charles is a cowardly smear merchant.

[Update: Barrett Brown Archives here, oh yeah, and here.]


204 Comments on “A cowardly shot at Barrett Brown”

  1. Arachne says:

    Wow. Talk about hypocrisy. He smears her in his blog and then whines about the possibility that Pam would publish his emails. But she didn’t, did she, you clueless, classless asshole. My guess is there are emails that would prove once and for all that you were rejected by Pam and THAT’s what really pissed you off.

    I’m formulating a hypothesis on you and it no longer involves that “why I left the right” bullshit – you turned to the left for two reasons – because you were scared that you would be irrelevant if you stayed on the right (yeah, and how’d THAT work out for you) and you found that when Pam rejected you, you tried to turn the right against her and when that didn’t work out, you had to do a 180 so that you’d be able to attack her with impunity.

    BTW, narcissim much Chuck? Equating Brown’s threatening a federal agent and his family with threatening to publish your emails? Oh man.

  2. Because says:

    Those must have been some smoking emails. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      That’s what I’m thinking. I have a feeling they could prove very very VERY embarrassing to Chuck. If you recall we got a long missive a couple years ago from someone who supposedly was on the inside saying that Johnson was urging a relationship on Pam and she was spurning him, and that there was a series of EMAILS that would prove what was going on, that he really turned on her for it and the whole conference in Germany was his excuse. Of course, it also had the whole thing about diapers and Mountain Dew bottles so I was like, welll……I dunno…. Maybe the BRC and mods can resurrect it.

      When you consider it, his reaction to Pam and Spencer attending the conference was way out of proportion. He was downright nasty to both of them for going. He was invited, wasn’t he? I’ve always thought that he was over-the-top jealous of Robert Spencer.

  3. livefreeor die says:

    By the way, Chuckles, remember how you outed people and smeared them when you banned them from your site?

    • Arachne says:

      There’s almost a petulant toddler tone to his second tweet. He…he..threatened a federal officer and his family….and…threatened to publish my emails, as if the two had legal equivalence. Brown deserves PRISON for threatening to publish the emails.

  4. Arachne says:

    Seriously? Daedalus needs a Twitter account.

  5. Dudebro says:

    Who do I contact here about doing some archiving of an LGF thread that embarrasses chuckles?

    • Dudebro says:

      The thread I want to archive which shows what a complete lying hypocrite douche bag chuckles really is has already been saved in google cache and at archive.org.Can chuckles get those erased once his total douchebaggery is exposed 🙂 ?

    • Daedalus says:

      Use contact the cast in the upper right.

  6. Because says:

    Güs is seriously AWOL. We need a Güswatch.

    • Dudebro says:

      Instead of an hourglass or stopwatch, how about a continually flushing toilet counter?

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus was probably trying to get a “reload card” for his crappy Virgin Mobile phone and they wouldn’t accept gamey Banquet chicken pot pies as collateral. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Maybe the house owner locked the garage while Gus was “running errands” and tossed his crap out on to the street.

      If so, it’s a long walk from Denver to Culver City, Gus.

      Better get started…

  7. bugsy says:

    Do you know the thread number

  8. livefreeor die says:

    Do you think he possibly got a-gasp!-job?
    Naaaaaahhhhh. 🙂

  9. livefreeor die says:

    I don’t know why Chuckles insists on poking Barrett with a stick. Barrett could probably break into that “high security” account in five seconds and have it posted on multiple sites before Chuck finished a Cheetos run.

  10. Pakimon says:

    Remember when Barrett Brown was a “Lizard in Good Standing” ?

    Here’s a refresher courtesy of the archives. 😀


    • Octopus says:

      From that thread:

      Barrett Brown
      December 16, 2010 at 1:23 am
      I’m not sure to what you’re referring but I consider Kilgore Trout to be a mediocre and emotionally crippled toy fascist thug who does not conduct himself in an honorable manner.

      Oofah! 😆

      Nobody likes you, Killgore. Play a sad song on a broken violin about it.

    • Dudebro says:

      Ahh, paki you didn’t include the most important part. chuckles ALLOWED Barrett Brown, who is EVIL, to post at LGF. If chuckles can be ‘tricked’ by wingnuts, psychos, evil, why would anybody, anywhere take such a simpleton seriously?

  11. Octopus says:

    Gus is back, and Chunky is back on Jim Hoft’s case. All is right with the world.

    • Because and it's cool outside says:

      Another Armageddon averted.

    • Pakimon says:

      And it’s all a barrage of retweets.

      To be fair, it’s hard to tweet and pry out underwear that’s firmly wedged in your ass crack at the same time.

      Not that I’d know from experience or anything like that… 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Miss Fun Governor is out to ruin Chicago Blackhawks hockey: http://espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/story/_/id/11350487/chicago-blackhawks-nix-stripper-online-petition-launched

    Good grief! It’s a joke, from THE classic hockey movie of all-time. Get over yourself. And the girls who shovel the ice in sexy outfits are there to show off their gams and abs, not perform a critical ice-clearing task. Gain a clue. As you say, it’s 2014.

    • Because freezing outside says:

      They never heard of the Great Zamboni?

    • Pakimon says:

      But Octo, to Miss Fun Governor it’s not a joke!

      It’s *indicative of the all-pervasive and powerful male propaganda! 😆

      *My “large member” made me use that loaded word.

      • Octopus says:

        Of course, the poor Ice Girl is just fueling the rape-fantasies of the rapiest horde of hockey fans ever. The fact that she’s being paid just makes her a prostitute, another PIV atrocity. The whole thing is so horrible, I can barely deal with it emotionally.

  13. Octopus says:

    No bloody riots? Damn. That’s gonna make Dear Fatass very sad.

    • OLT's Because Hey, I'm NORMAL, No Matter What says:

      I’m gonna go spread that fertilizer on the lawn. I’ll need a John Deere 8R to mow the grass.

  14. swamprat says:

    Fooled by Pam Geller
    Fooled by Robert Spencer
    Fooled by former “honorary lizard”(really!) Rush Limbaugh
    Fooled by the right.
    Fooled by Libertarians(he was an Occupy Wall Street defender)
    Fooled by 15k former commenters
    Fooled by Zombie
    Fooled by a restaurant menu board
    Fooled all those misleaders who misled him into the “St Pancake” debacle
    Fooled by Sen Wiener
    Fooled by a Kentucky Flag (me too, btw)
    Fooled by those anti gay people who got him to post Zombie’s gay pride expose’
    Fooled by Barrett Brown
    Fooled by Iowahawk/David Burge

    • livefreeor die says:

      If he’s that easily fooled, he should have a guardian assigned.

    • swamprat says:

      Charles and Alex Jones agree;

      LGF linked in The New Yorker: Cops Should Be Cops—Not Combat Troops newyorker.com/news/john-cass… via @newyorker 35 minutes ago

      Previous post where he may or may not have derided conspiracies about excessive munitions and equipment going to police departments should be ignored

  15. swamprat says:



    In spite of previous stances, these posts can be memory-holed while other AlexJones type memes are adapted.

    waiting for the exciting release of

    Why I broke from the Non- Conspiracy world and embraced my inner Rense.

    Soon to be a major motion picture released directly to dvd and overseas latenight tv.

  16. swamprat says:

    Golly! Para-military tanks and tactics used to suppress inner city unrest!
    Who could have seen this coming!
    Besides the Founding Fathers, I mean.
    Not that they would be for modern gun ownership in this day and age! No, I am sure they realized that by now weaponry of all sorts would best be left to our betters. Just, you know, to keep us safe.

  17. Dudebro says:

    Retweeted by Gus

  18. Pakimon says:

    Chunky has made it back to relevancy and he’s going to let everybody know about it! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      What was the link that’s going to propel The Bog back to blogosphere supremacy?

      Just a copy of this tweet that Chunky snagged and plastered onto his trainwreck of a blog.

      No commentary, no nothing. The fat ponytailed blogger just plastered his name on it to try and get credit for it.

      Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?

      I wonder if Business Insider knows that a corpulent ponytailed blogger is “glomming” on to their work.

      Chunky should be thankful that the author of that New Yorker article was too lazy to link the correct source.

      No matter. His Royal Chunkiness can now look forward to wallowing in Cheetos as everyone forks over $80.00 $79.95 to view his blog without being innundated with pop-ups and sex ads. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Chunky should send a gift basket of Cheetos and Mountain Dew to Paul Szoldra as compensation for his inference that Szoldra works for LGF. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Looked in the article. If an actual link is there, I glossed right over it.

      • Dudebro says:

        Me too. Where is the link to chuckles, let alone lgf being highlighted in the article? Another epic fail!

      • Pakimon says:

        It’s buried in the very last paragraph of the article.

        Look for “pointing assault rifles at unarmed protesters”.

        I guess John Cassidy, the article’s writer, figured nobody would bother clicking a link all the way at the end hence his not bothering to link the photo’s source directly.

    • Because says:

      Whether he realizes it or not, he’s now holding a position of the Libertarians. You know the nuts who spoil everything?

      Next thing you know, he’s going to come out in favor of hemp legalization. Bad craziness!

    • Octopus says:

      “Since 9-11″…of 1967! That’s when the LAPD put together the first SWAT team, and other cities soon followed suit. Special weapons and tactics, to deal with special situations.

    • Arachne says:

      And do you notice how Fatass is happy to claim the credit. The photo credits rightfully belong to the photojournalist who had is ass in harm’s way – not to the credit thief who retweeted it.

      Hmm…sort of reminds you of September 10th, 2004, doesn’t it?

  19. OLT's CNN Disappointed By Riotless Night says:

    All race, all the time.



  20. rightymouse says:

    Charles is still a lying a-hole. BB was his buddy.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles contacted BB, and not the other way around. Chuck knew that BB had close ties to anonymous and needed help doxxing the owners of some IP addresses he’d *ahem* collected. Then Killgore pissed in the pot, BB disappeared from LGF resurfaced here to flip off CJ.

      Fun times.

  21. just anonymous poop says:

    I hope “anonymous” wipes out LGF just for fun. burns his servers, steals his identity and charges a bunch of gay pr0n on his credit cards

    Charles is an arrogant ass. he picks fights with girls. I just don’t think he knows who he’s messing with. Brown has some friends that can do some nasty shit and he’s messing with the wrong people

  22. Because the Twilight Zone says:

    The tipping island dude agrees with Chunk and the Librotariaons.


    • Daedalus says:

      Libertarians and Constitutionalists Conservatives agree with this as well.

      • Because says:

        Well, let’s all hold hands and sing ‘kumbya’. At long last, a real consensus!

      • Arachne says:

        Considering it was effing OBAMA who gave all this military surplus to the police, maybe he should call Martha’s Vineyard. Remember that they’ve also installed paramilitary units at the IRS, Dept. of Education, NOAA (NOAA???), the EPA and elsewhere, I’m starting to see why the alarm is sounding over this. I was, I must admit, woefully (willfully?) ignorant on this whole issue before.

      • Dudebro says:

        When conservatives were highlighting all the paramilitary forces of different govt. branches, liberals laughed it off.

    • Bunk X says:

      Let’s see how long “bobbies on bicycles two by two” last in Detroit.

  23. Juan Epstein says:

    Broghazi equates death threats to ones family to releasing an email.

    Broghazi equates women stalked/abused and cyber bullying on twitter to three dudes that tweet him.

  24. Arachne says:

    It appears the “Gentle Giant” may not be so “gentle” after all:


    Now of course, the left machine will immediately go into spin cycle, asking why this wasn’t released before and it must be a lie. Here’s a tip – it’s called police procedure and getting your facts together before you release them. Which is a welcome change, since do we all recall just how badly the media got everything wrong in the hours after the Sandy Hook tragedy? But there were already cracks starting to show in the Michael Brown narrative the family and friends were painting – photos circulating of him flashing gang signs, etc.

    I’m very much reminded of the Trayvon Martin case – where the press painted him as some sort of child gunned down by a vicious racist. People Magazine putting a picture of Trayon at age 12 on the cover, looking angelic, when he was in reality almost 18, a suspect in several crimes and had a Facebook and Twitter account showing a wanna-be THUG.

    If Brown was a suspect in a robbery, then that may have been why the police officer stopped them and it would certainly lend credence to why the altercation took place.

    So, yeah, Chuck, this is why they haven’t interviewed the witness. Maybe they know something you DON’T about this situation. And maybe they’re waiting for him to tell his story a few times before they actually get him in for an official version and see if it changes.

    • Daedalus says:

      Actually, there are some wholes in the Police story. Witnesses say the shooting was close to 2, while the cops claim 1. It could be the cops are correct or a case of CYA. We need a serious investigation.

      Honestly, this is beyond the shooting. It’s the militarization of the police that has become the issue. One thing I am glad about, the Cop was Black and this takes away the racial angle from this. Now the race hustlers can go home and the grown up informed citizenry can get to the facts and have a honest discussion about the relationship between the Police and citizens. That is all I want, a honest national dialogue.

      The Race hustlers and Charles can shut the fuck up now and let teh adults handle this.

  25. Because says:

    Chunk’s gentle giant friend who’s complete innocence he has idiotically vouched for was suspected of robbery which the Teh Racist Cop was responding to. Click the link to see the gentle giant on in-store video shoving the evil racist white store worker who he towers over after being asked to pay for what he stole.

    So this is what the black community in Ferguson considers a precious loss? A gentle giver who just gave and gave? Did anyone check to see if he stole what he gave? Are these people idiots or just incredibly bad judges of character? Who knows? Who cares? Let’s just blame whitey and burn down the neighborhood and steal a whole bunch of shit that ain’t ours.


    Also notice this pic of him lying dead in the street exactly matches the convenience store perp:


    Not saying he deserved to die for stealing cigars and roughing a cracker but it lends a whole lot more credibility to the cop’s story that he too was shoved by Brown and thought Brown was going for his gun. That Brown was gentle is obviously a complete lie. He was a lawless thug and a bully. Period. I suspected something was wrong with his neato guy description when I noticed in his graduation picture, rather than smiling like most people he looked like he was about to murder the camera person.

    • just gentle giant poop says:

      looks to me like he was shoving a poor Pakistani or Indian store clerk.

      and as Hillary Clinton said, Mahatma Gandhi owned a gas station in St Louis. Perhaps this was his nephew being hassled by the gentle giant

    • Arachne says:

      Hee – we seem to be shadowing each other on the ‘net, Because! And if you look especially at the footwear – while there might be some wiggle room on the clothing, the footwear is an exact match. And the fact that his pants are down might be proof of a struggle with the officer, as he has claimed. (Still for the love of all that’s holy, PD’s everywhere, GET DASHBOARD CAMS).

      Let’s see how Fatass spins this one. You know, being the expert in police procedure, gathering of evidence and investigative techniques and all. Lord – is there anything this Renaissance man can’t do?

  26. Arachne says:

    By the way, Fartcheeks, this is why they didn’t release the name of the officer. Of course, these shitbags won’t have their accounts suspended by Twitter, since they didn’t have the audacity to answer a moronic tweet by you:


  27. Daedalus says:

    The plot thickens.

    It’s worth noting that on Tuesday Chief Jackson told me Brown was not being stopped in relation to any criminal activity.

    — Collin Reischman (@Collin_MOTimes) August 15, 2014

    • Arachne says:

      That may actually very well be – the officer who accosted them was at the time unaware of the robbery attempt – but there can be no doubt that BROWN knew what he had just done. Perhaps he was concerned that after the stop, the officer would be made aware of the crime. All I’m saying is this whole “Gentle Giant” persona they’re creating for this guy is falling apart just like it did on “baby angel” Trayvon Martin.

      Also, just where were the eyewitnesses when this robbery was going on? My guess is the police are also trying to obtain any video available in the area at the time.

  28. Daedalus says:

    The Ukranians attacked a Russian convoy. We have war in Europe now. But hey it’s OK,. Obama is dancing in Matha’s Vineyard!

  29. Because who? Us? says:

    • Arachne says:

      What White Supremacist site is that, you lying sack of shit?

      I would point out that a lot of other sites have posted the video, INCLUDING your pals at Talking Points Memo, Chuck. But you single out Hoft because…?

    • just gentle giant poop says:

      Charles tries desperately to get blog hits from jim hoft.

      Same poop, different day

      • Arachne says:

        Jim made the one comment. He isn’t going to make another. He should advise people to block and report,.

  30. Because dishwasher's been busy says:

  31. ISpeakJive says:

    Wow. It’s not like the kid stole food he needed because he was hungry. $50 box of cigars. The day before he starts college. Strong-armed a store owner, possible strong-armed a policeman. Seems like the gentle giant might have gotten the idea his large size could be used to intimidate, no?

    Wow- Will Chunky backtrack the crocodile tears for the gentle giant bullshit. Nah. He’ll double down.

    • Arachne says:

      Chucky? Backtrack – hell, he’s already making Jim HOFT out to be the bad guy in this.

    • just real quiet giant poop says:

      swisher sweets = blunts

    • Because I'm fake Because says:

      The store clerk was a greedy over-pivileged cracker and the store owner is a rich business owner exploitifying the black community. They owed the kid at LEAST a box of cigars.

      Get real people.

  32. Because can't get anything past Inspector Güs. says:

  33. Arachne says:

    Oh and remember that eye witness Dorin Johnson, that Fartcheeks was snotting about not being interviewed by the police.

    Well, well, guess who the video shows Brown’s accomplice in the robbery was? Wild guess. Just one.

    • Because says:

      • Arachne says:

        They aren’t charging him YET. Damn, you’re a dumb piece of shit, Johnson.

        By the way, dumbass, look at the video. Johnson IS the accommplice.
        I’m so sorry you’re having another Tennessee flag moment finding out that the “gentle giant” meme was all a bunch of bullshit. I don’t have all the facts about what went down, but in light of the fact that Johnson is not some damn “innocent bystander” witness, his account is highly SUSPECT.

      • just gentle giant poop says:

        cut chuck some slack

        he’s still trying to find some way to blame this on the tea party

      • Arachne says:

        Meanwhile, he will continue to deny either Brown or Johnson is in the video. When it’s shown that he’s completely wrong about it, he will conveniently ignore that he’s dumb as a box of rocks and go to his Look! Squirrel! position with yet another demand for an apology from Greenwald for posting the truth about him.

      • trebob says:

        I’ve seen more tweets and comments about, that isn’t the guy, or that guy’s fat Brown was slim or the shoes weren’t the same or the pants weren’t the same.

        Where was all this skepticism when Obama was running for office or when he was out there touting that you could keep you doc and keep your insurance?

        It makes my head want to explode!

  34. Pakimon says:

    Chunky has latched onto this Ferguson thing like it was a family sized bag of Cheetos.

    As the “gentle giant Brown” story continues to unravel at an ever increasing pace, he’ll hysterically triple and quadruple down on stupid until he’s painted himself completely into a corner.

    THEN he’ll go for the “Look,squirrel!” position. 😆

  35. trebob says:

    Charles has basically figured out the guy robbed someone earlier, but it’s ok. In this TL one fool talks about the shoes, which the spider-lady has already pointed out, are the freaking same on the street as in the store. I’m a guy who knows dick about shoes and even I can tell they’re the same.

    • trebob says:

      • KGB says:

        I’m sorry, Chaz, I can’t hear you. What did you just say about the “Gentle Giant” of your imagination?

        Love the term “petty” theft. Makes it sound so innocent, doesn’t it? To me, petty theft would be slipping a single cigar into your pocket when the owner’s not looking, and maybe having a laugh about it later. I’m not sure I would extend that term to the open theft of a couple boxes of cigars, accompanied by harassment and intimidation of the owner.

      • Arachne says:

        Bullshit, Asshole. You stole that particular smear job from THIS clown:


        And his claims were completely debunked. Put up or shut up. NO ONE was calling for his execution. And there you are stealing from a Black man to boot. But it isn’t the first time you’ve stolen from a Black man, if I recall correctly.

        Oh, and true to form, they’re saying look at the shoes. Yeah, LOOK at the shoes. It’s him.

      • Arachne says:

        And I would point out, Opportunistic Smear Boy, that you should take a good long look at the Tweets coming from the effing LEFT wingers on the Twitter demanding that the cop be killed.

  36. Pakimon says:

    As a public service I feel obligated to post this classic Chris Rock bit. 😆

  37. just gentle giant poop says:

    they were Bruno magli shoes

    if the meme don’t fit, you must not shit

  38. Octopus says:

    Not so gentle after all. Damn. Who would have ever thunk it?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      No no, see how gently he pushed him away? He could’ve done much worse but didn’t because he’s such an angel.

      • Octopus says:

        He was a “baby angel.” The cutest kind!

        Police reports name Johnson and Brown as suspects in the theft of cigars from a store earlier that day. Police released images of the robbery on Friday. No video or photos of the shooting have surfaced, but accounts thus far agree Brown was unarmed.

        In a sign of the parallels to the Martin case, Benjamin Crump, the Martin family’s attorney, is now representing the Brown family. “That baby was executed in broad daylight,” Crump said at a Monday press conference, according to MSNBC.

      • Because says:

        Besides, you have to have a slight Indian accent. A real smart guy said so.

      • Pakimon says:

        Note to race baiters:

        Always make sure the media posts pictures of the thug victim when he was 12 years old BEFORE playing the “innocent baby toddling down the street” card.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah – that “baby” assaulted a grocery clerk in the course of a robbery right before he was shot.

  39. Because thank you for keeping the innernet pristine... says:

    • trebob says:

      PLEASE don’t screw up my meme with the facts!

      • Because there is no Net but LGF, and Güs is it's messenger says:

        Srsly, if you don’t see it as LGF, it’s not there. Anywhere.


    • Arachne says:

      No, Fartcheeks, it is not completely irrelevant. He shows your “gentle giant” is a criminal and was assaulting another individual just PRIOR to the claim that he assaulted the police officer, who has injuries to his face. It also makes the claims of his accomplice regarding the mechanics of the incident somewhat suspect.

      You’re not posting the video for one reason and one reason only – everybody else already has and there are no retweets to be gotten from it,.

      • Dudebro says:

        Considering that it was the media that tried to turn this into an “white raving racist KKKop guns down angelic black child in cold blood” story, it is relevant.

    • just gentle giant poop says:

      I’m not posting this surveillance video of Michael Brown. It busts the shit out of the gentle giant meme I’ve worked so hard at building, and it also shows his violence and his willingness to use brute force. the same brute force he used to shove a cop and get himself shot


    • Arachne says:

      Um, remind us again, loser, how this is “character assassination?”


      Man, Blisterbutt, you just keep stepping in it.

      • just gentle giant poop says:

        the only way Charles is going to get off the gentle giant meme, is if Greenwald comes out on the side of the giant

      • Because I'm fake Because says:

        And this one says the cop was responding to the report of a robbery. So it sounds to me like he gets a call to go to the convenience store but first sees two idiots walking in the street and directs them to get out of the street. Having just committed a robbery they of course, ignore him! Forcing him to get out of his car and confront them. That’s when Darwin award winner chose to tee off on an armed cop. Death by stupid, ignorant and violent. Just like George Zimmerman, cops don’t have to stand around and get the shit beaten out of them because some dimwitted thug has MMA fantasies.

        Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson said the officer involved in the shooting — identified as Darren Wilson — had gone to the area after a 911 call reporting the robbery. He says a dispatcher gave a description of the suspect, and that Wilson encountered Brown a few minutes before another officer arrived.

        The announcement was met with immediate disbelief and anger by community members who insisted Brown wasn’t the man seen in a security camera video of the robbery.

        Brown’s uncle says if Wilson really had believed Brown was a suspect, he wouldn’t have just told him to get out of the street. Either way, he says, it doesn’t justify the shooting.

    • Actually it is relevant, if it happened a short time before the shooting, as it goes to Brown’s state of mind. Word is he still had the stolen items on him.

      But that seems like common sense. If you were Brown and you just robbed a store, then are confronted by a cop on the street, that fight or flight reaction is gong to kick in. If the cop was stopping him because he thought Brown was the robbery suspect or something else, that didn’t seem to matter. How is Brown likely to react in that situation vs. not having done anything wrong?

      You bet your ass that robbery is relevant.

      • Charles Johnson, Race Detective, EXTRAORDINAIRE says:

        ChenZhen, while your response seems reasonable and well thought out, you are still a racist. Because.

    • Dudebro says:

      Is the king of assassination by association really going to go there? Really?

  40. just gentle giant poop says:

    it must suck to be Charles. I mean just flipping a coin, one has a 50-50 shot at being right. but Charles is flipping a two headed coin. he’s wrong 100% of the time

    what an ass hat

    • Octopus says:

      I know. He’s ALWAYS wrong, on every one of these national stories. Then he doubles down on the stupid. EVERY DAMN TIME!!1! 😆

  41. trebob says:

    OK, I want to go OT because Charles is predictable (he always hits his nose opening the door) and I need a talent break. While this is a promotional video, at least it’s not in your face and Lindsey Stirling is more talented than Charles ever hoped to be.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m all for a talent break. Especially since the word talent is involved, we know Jazzy Magic Guitar will be in a different zip code.

  42. just gentle giant poop says:

    I’m just wondering if there was a tea party guy shot by white house secret service for brawling with an agent, and there had been a video of him 30 minutes prior logging into gateway pundit, would Charles call this character assassination?

    or would Charles be promoting this video to the front page and doing 75 ICYMI tweets?

    • Arachne says:

      Oh lord – check his timeline – doofus is about to be beclowned again – he all excited over the indictment of Rick Perry for abuse of power – for “threatening” to veto funding for the drunken D.A. Everyone else is laughing about the stupid thing but Fartface is already talking about how long a prison sentence Perry is going to get.

      Stop flipping that two-headed coin, Charles.

  43. Arachne says:

    Oh lord, Chuck, do your research. He refused to fund her Public Integrity Agency because the bitch was in jail for drunk driving. This is her in jail.


    Hey Chuck – this is what you’re gloating about. Be grateful at this point we’re all ignoring you on Twitter.


    • Because I'm fake Because says:

      I like this one:

      count (hic) one: Rich Perry, you are sshuch an asshhole.
      count (hic) two: Resh Perry, you are not a good friend.
      count (hic) three: (hic)—
      iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 15, 2014


      • Because one alky to another... says:

        She and Güs could really have a romp in the garage.

      • Octopus says:

        They’d kill each other, fighting over the last can of Sterno. Or, she’d just strangle him like a chicken, drink it off, and go for a drive.

  44. Because where were you on the night of March 23, 2969? says:

  45. JimboXL says:

    I’d rather know why 22 Navy Seals were blown out of the sky in a slow flying helo while following orders under this adminstration.

  46. ISTE says:


  47. just gentle giant poop says:

    Charles having failed at the gentle giant meme , quickly moved on to a new meme to fail. rick perry

    the man has a real thirst for failure. he’s never satisfied with failure, he needs more and more failure

  48. Because shudder says:

  49. Because Nazis says:

    • doppel gentle giant milyo says:

      time line of a left wing meme

      George Soros -> Media matters -> MSNBC

      sorry Charles, nobody knows who you are

  50. Because banana racist says:

  51. Because drink says:

  52. Octopus says:

    And yet, he knows instantly what everyone is tweeting, and then tweets a stupid response to it. It’s almost…spooky. 😯

    • doppel gentle giant milyo says:

      it’s as if he never reads here

      • Octopus says:

        Well, why would he read the ravings of viciously insane lunatics? The man’s got important work to do, after all. He’s got…I forget now, but I know it’s something very difficult and important, having to do with computers and security. Some kind of Grand Correlator, maybe? For the NSA?

  53. Because Ho Lee Fuc says:

  54. Octopus says:

    How fast this summer is flying by:
    1) Stopped by my favorite cider mill to see when they would be opening, and it’s only two more weeks. August 30.
    2) Planted the mums in the front porch planter.
    3) The wild raspberries in the woods behind the house are finally ripe, so I picked a bowl of them. Hey, free raspberries. 🙂

  55. Because Ho Lee Phuc says:

    Higher than a kite. Go get ‘er, Güs!

  56. Octopus says:

    Note to “War Machine,” the MMA fighter who beat his ex-gf nearly to death last week, and was picked up by federal marshals today: She’s a porn-star, dude. There’s a certain level of promiscuity and whatnot built into that. She’s been around the block many, many times. She’s not retired. She has sex with as many guys as she can get paid to have sex with, and they all have much bigger penises than you do.

    In other words, you lost your mind worse than Chunky McDumbth did, after Pam gave him the ol’ straight-arm move and dashed off to Europe with the Big Hairy Jew. 😆

  57. Because says:

    200 comments. Loading slow. Time for a fresh thread. Anything. How about “Chuck Johnson is an idiot”?

  58. Because give it a rest says:



    You sound like a

    Freeking broken record.