Greenwald is definitely aware of this discussion!

cj aware greenwald discussion

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beatles fan

OMG!!!!!!!

Hey CJ, ya don’t suppose that this Greenwald fella might view you as a….

….”stalker?”

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79 Comments on “Greenwald is definitely aware of this discussion!”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Micro-penis or elongated
    Clitoris?

  2. Bunk X says:

    Glen Greenwald–

    We’re a multi-national group of people on three or more sides of the aisle who know how Charles FF Johnson operates. It is our purpose and un-hidden intent to mock him on behalf of others who have better things to do with their time than to respond to @Green_Footballs’ ankle biting attacks on Twitter and elsewhere.

    https://twitter.com/TGUS_807/status/497946484893954049

  3. Octopus says:

    Yeah…if only your Reading Comprehension was above second-grade level, and you could actually read and understand those books. Those are fine novels, in that genre, with lots of references to other books and good music.

    I wonder if it isn’t too late, for you to learn how to read properly. What if we took up a collection here, and sprang for a tutor? Of course, we’d have to work it around the appointments with your shrink, which we understand have been especially exhausting of late for both you and your doctor. Doctor Oz. You might want to move on from the Mata Hari episode. Maybe talk about Sharmuta?

    • Because says:

      “Pam” is a trigger word. Can’t go there. He goes batchit when he sees spray grease in the grocery store.

    • yoshisen says:

      Don’t worry, any day now he’s going to claim he’s read the works of Neal Stephenson.

  4. Octopus says:

    “Under The Skin,” starring a pleasingly plump Scarlett Johansson, is one freaky chick-flick. 😯

    I had no idea they were still making acid movies.

  5. Dudebro says:

    Did chuckles change his pad he was sooo excited?Chuckles, in junior high and the varsity football captain is aware he exists.

    • Bunk X says:

      I was about to say something entirely disgusting about climbing the rope that only guys could relate to but I refrained.
      All I’ll say is that… naw. Not gonna go there.

  6. Navin “Icarus” Johnson reacts to learning he may have been temporarily on @ggreenwald ‘s radar screen.

  7. Pakimon says:

    @Green_Footballs – 9327 followers

    @dogboner – 45.8K followers.

    Chunky might want to rethink his Twitter strategy.

    Maybe there’s a correlation between getting thousands upon thousands of followers and having the word “boner” in your Twitter handle.

    If Chunkles changed his Twitter handle to something like @Little_Green_Boners, his follower count would go through the roof!

    It’s worth a shot! C’mon Chunky, relevancy is yours for the taking! 😆

    Note: Found out about @dogboner over at Ace’s.

    http://tinyurl.com/mvv55a2

  8. Pakimon says:

    Really?! Tell us more o’ exalted and husky wearer of a magical ponytail!

    Not to mention having venomous reptiles clamping on to your penis with their poisonous fangs and thrashing about! 😆

  9. Because 10-4, Cap'n. Over and out. says:

  10. Because OMG Greenwald!!!!!11 says:

  11. Because they should try the FUTON option says:

  12. Because we know from experience? says:

  13. Pakimon says:

    Spend 20 hours a day babbling on Twitter instead, right Gus?

    I can’t even… 😆

  14. Because you keep saying that, and then... says:

  15. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s got his own show?

  16. Octopus says:

    http://www.theweek.co.uk/world-news/52696/revealed-man-deported-saudi-arabia-being-too-handsome

    Now the women can’t control themselves? Do the men have to start wearing burkas, too? They’ll be furious! 😡

    • Because hoooooooooweeeeeee! says:

      They can wear white ones. They’re a lot cooler. Less stinkage. Can you imagine what it must smell like under one of those black bags in 110 degrees after not bathing in forever?

      No wonder the guys are so gay.

      • Octopus says:

        Once upon a time, I was walking my old dog Clancy on the beach Up North on a very hot day, and he was wandering ahead of me, off the leash. Nobody around, might as well let him explore. Then I see him rolling on the ground, on top of something. I start running. He’s really grinding into it now, whatever it is. When I reach him, I see that he’s found a very decomposed, stinky fish, and applied it as scent-cover over most of his body. The smell is…indescribable. Worse than skunk. Tried to wash it off in the lake, but there was no way, without lots of soap and towels. Had to walk a couple miles back home, with flies all over the dog, and the stench wafting in a big cloud around us.

        That’s how I imagine the smell under those furious burkas, on a hot day. On a cold day, it’s the same smell, only it’s cold. Not really better.

  17. Because what do Chunk and Zero have in common? says:

  18. Because gratuitous babe pic says:

  19. Because gratuitous pig pic says:

  20. Because Mmmmm. Lizard.... says:

    • Octopus says:

      Leopards are so badass. I remember seeing a show where a female leopard killed a huge antelope, and stuck it way up in a tree for her kids to chow on in safety, away from the scavengers like Gus and his hyena pals. She made it look so easy. Leopards.

  21. windbag says:

    In his pathetic quest to be noticed, how long before Chuckles goes all John Hinckley on somebody?

    • trebob says:

      Kind of the ultimate pamtrum?

    • Because says:

      Mr. Mossberg. He gone.

      • Octopus says:

        Jodie Foster.
        Charles Foster Johnson.

        Coincidence? I think not.

        No wonder he clings so feverishly to his irrational, worshipful deification of the Unicorn Messiah. He fears what he’d be forced to do, if he ever lost that focus.

  22. Because and garage bums are good for ... what? says:

  23. Octopus says:

    Is she kinda like the Marilyn Monroe of our time?
    It’s just a theory. 🙂

  24. Octopus says:

    Fatass thinking: “What we need right now, to distract from all the horrendous failure and scandal of this disastrous yet wonderful Unicorn Messiah hot mess, is a good old-fashioned race riot. Why, here’s a new Trayvon! Let’s go, People! Kill tha Po-Po!”

    RT @Newyorkist: “He threw his hands up and they shot him. The boy fell and they shot him some more.” instagram.com/p/rfsJ0KSq4B/ #ferguson #mik…
    11 minutes ago
    @cindynorth1 Not as long as you think. I’ve voted for Democrats most of my life, except for 2 times – and I now regret those 2 times.
    13 minutes ago
    @cindynorth1 Stuff like this, and much more.
    16 minutes ago
    Right wing pundits and think tanks now furiously assembling talking points. The Right Wing Unison Chorus will be singing them tomorrow.
    22 minutes ago
    The difference between 1963 and 2014: the police are leaving. v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/06952…
    27 minutes ago
    If you think police in Missouri don’t understand what it means to deploy dogs against black protesters, you’re much more naïve than I am.
    41 minutes ago
    Exactly. They must know what kind of emotions this will provoke. RT @mommadona: @Green_Footballs It’s MISSOURI ~
    57 minutes ago
    Don’t tell me the Ferguson PD doesn’t know the symbolism of deploying dogs against a protest. This has to have been deliberate.
    1 hour ago
    http://t.co/kUhpQ7SM9C
    1 hour ago
    RT @goldietaylor: Gather + protest in peace #STL. We know you’re hurting tonight. We hurt with you.
    1 hour ago

  25. Octopus says:

    I couldn’t help noticing punk-priestess Patti Smith acting (as a doctor) in the new season of “The Killing.” Happy to see her still alive and working, I must say. Reminded me of this song, which wouldn’t fare well in today’s post-racial age of hyper-sensitivity and intolerance:

    It’s a great old punk song, after listening to it again for the first time in 30 years or so. I think Courtney Love said it was the greatest song of all time, but that’s a bit extreme.

  26. rightymouse says:

    It’s moi. Am on my android somewhere in Massachusetts.

    • Octopus says:

      Ooh, you’re in the belly of the liberal beastie. Watch your political opinions! You could get arrested for hate-speech, for dissing a Kennedy or Obama.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Charles is still an a hole.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Oh and Gussy? Cape folk HATE it when Obama’s there because he is disruptive for business.

  29. Octopus says:

    Anyone heard the real story of what happened in Ferguson, MO yesterday? I know this is going to be a political football for the Race Brothers to kick around, and Fatass was fanning the flames of racial hatred as fast as he could wave his chubby little arms last night. Fortunately, that’s not very fast. Though his bat-wings of flab can move a lot of air with each sweep, he can only wave them a few times before he tires.

  30. Because Chunk wishes he was skinny enough to be one says:

    • Octopus says:

      What a stupid tweet, from a very stupid person. Now, your average 5th-grader would know that this bill is definitely loaded with pork, totally unrelated to rape or any other trigger-word nonsense the Left is gabbling on about. Not Fatass. The worst misogynist I’ve ever seen on the internet is suddenly very concerned about rape.

  31. Because Gus must be listening to Lawhock says:

  32. Because he'll be back says:

    • Because says:

      I mean, like, Twitter’s so emo. Because emocode. Written in EMO++. Maybe they let Johnson in on it?

  33. Because Chucky waxing nostalgic says:

  34. Because for some reason, this made me think of LGF says: