“He’s been viciously smearing me”

Poor Charles, even throwing Israel under the bus has not won him acceptance , anti-Christian Twitter loon Gen JC Xtian patriot mocks the 61 year old hipster. As usual Charles plays the “man under siege” role to gain sympathy from his dwindling number of followers.

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Leftists have no respect for Charles.


122 Comments on ““He’s been viciously smearing me””

  1. Arachne says:

    I was surprised the followers this Xtian guy and I have in common. Yeeech. He’s followed by James Woods of all people.

    By the way, if he’s been smeared by Xtian all this time, has he even been mentioning it?

    • Pakimon says:

      Every other time, Chunky will whine and snivel on Twitter about anyone “viciously smearing” him.

      This time he’s doing all his whining and sniveling about his latest nemesis from the safety of The Bog.

      I wonder why?

      • trebob says:

        Notice one of those tweets isn’t addressed to Charles’ timeline it only references him by name. Charles must still be searching the net for mentions of him.

        Maybe someone should tweet this to @JC_Christian chap and see if he can tell us why Charles is hiding and screaming block and report on Xtian.

      • Octopus says:

        I think Chunky’s having another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. He’s been having a lot of them lately. It’s silly, risible, so good, very ridiculous good fun! 🙂

      • stabby says:

        Not only is it not addressed to him, it’s about the wrong Charles Johnson.

    • yea this jc_christian follows me…


  2. Because olo says:

    “I ignore him” – he says in one of many tweets about him. 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Because says:

      Correction – Paki’s right. He did retreat to the batcave. I don’t even notice the difference any more.

  3. Arachne says:

    Except…um, isn’t that a photo of the OTHER Charles Johnson – the one who is actually doing some investigative work into the Mississippi primary? You know, CONTRIBUTING to the political scene and not just screaming GREENWALD! into a keyboard every 20 seconds?

    • trebob says:

      LOL! You nailed it! That tweet isn’t even about our rotund friend. Smeared indeed!

    • Arachne says:

      It would appear Xtian the Asshat doesn’t do his own research. But isn’t Chuckles complain about him smearing him for OVER A YEAR? This guy has only come to real prominence since the voting irregularities involving the RNSC in Mississippi came to light (and frankly where I liked the work he was doing, he’s like the OTHER Charles in a way – getting rather full of himself but still at least someone is still trying to keep this disgraceful episode alive).

  4. Octopus says:

    This is like watching a crazy old man yelling at kids for stepping on his grass. Then he starts calling the cops and crying when his house gets a few eggs thrown at it. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    Looking over JC’s tweets, he appears to be living in about 2005, with his obsession about Dubya and whatnot. This would explain why he still thinks Fatass is down with Israel. Dude, keep up! 😆

  6. swamprat says:

    A brief note to those checking out the “stalker” site;

    The breivik thing has surfaced once again. Once again charles was probably one of the online presences that influenced the norway shooter. Careful search can find generically disparaging comments about Islam in general and Palestinians in particular. You can access these comments by clicking on the “wingularity” search link on this site. That being said, charles also tried to temper his statements by sometimes making a distinction between all muslims and those who specifically committed or condoned vile acts. Further, charles no doubt then angered brevik when he made those distinctions and started to assert them, which was not put forth early on, but was a later development.

  7. Octopus says:

    Oh, goodness! I hope they don’t damage your sterling reputation. 😆

    • trebob says:

      What a potty mouth

    • Because says:

      They might stick a clothespin in your bike spokes, and…

    • doppel milyo says:

    • Because the GOP is crazy nutso whackjob wingnuts except when they agree with me. says:

      Why they can make your very past words and senetences come back to haunt you! Veddy, veddy teddible. Teddible, teddible. They must be e-radicated from the Twitter. If only Twitter would listen to reason and follow the Chunky Boo Hoo bidness model to the exclusion of all else.

    • Arachne says:

      What damage? You mean like exposing you as a fat, middle-aged blogging HACK instead of a slim, goodlooking researcher?
      Kindly detail the “damage” you have suffered from “the stalkers”.

  8. Octopus says:


  9. kbdabear says:

    Somebody call the waahmbulance!

  10. Because that grammar is painful says:

  11. doppel milyo says:

    Charles you pussy !

  12. Octopus says:

    This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.

    • Because says:

      And billions were resurrected!!!!!11

      • Octopus says:

        And billions were resurrected!!!!!11

        That’s a disturbing thought. I say, let the dead lie. More peaceful that way. Less biting, too.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus_807 will be reinstated in a few days and Chunky will start bleating hysterically about it.

      And we’ll laugh and point and laugh again. 😈

      • Arachne says:

        BTW – Hasn’t Fatass BLOCKED Gus_807? If so, how does he get to complain about him?

      • Octopus says:

        There I go, sensing a disconnect again.

        I was wondering the same thing, yesterday. Fatass is constantly crowing about how he has everyone blocked who doesn’t conform to strict libturd Obamanism, and yet he is constantly whining about their tweets of dissension and “vicious personal smears.” What gives, McDumbth? 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Translation: does this mean Twitter is going to let me go back and start getting accounts cancelled because they were mean to me? Yeah, I think Twitter may have thrown him a bone on this one to get him to shut up (correcting earlier statement).

      However, Charles, turn about is fair play. We are now going to advise Twitter that you use YOUR account to smear people and remind them of your continued use of the reply trap to get accounts cancelled that disagreed with you. That you jump into people’s timelines by including their twitter nics in your tweets and then whine when their followers answer back.

      You know, if he didn’t have the “stalkers” to complain about, half his tweets would be gone. So here’s an idea. Let’s not include him in our tweets and just tweet ABOUT him. That way when they look at his timeline and his followers’ timelines, they will find nothing and have a WTF FATBOY? Moment.

  13. swamprat says:

    The Pamela Geller stalker is upset with the Charles Johnson stalkers.

  14. Bunk X says:

    It’s true. @Gus_807’s Twitter account has been sent to #twittergulag.

    • Bunk X says:

      @Gus_807 has been targeted by 3rd parties for political reasons only. The author of this account has been polite, never offensive, even while under attack by those who disagree with opinions and links posted by @Gus_807.
      Review the timeline. There is nothing intentionally offensive posted by this twitter user.

      • Bunk X says:

        Not only that, a rarely used backup account, @TGus_807 has been sent to #twittergulag as well, without warning.

      • Example of chuckles doing the pimp thang says:

        😦 Is there any asshole at twitter I can send a request to have you reinstated?

        Of course a psycho control freak that bans people because they post at blogs he doesn’t like is going to whine, groan, moan and complain about the teeniest criticism. Jazzy can’t back up any of his bullshit so OF COURSE he needs to eliminate the dissent. Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Mihn, and Saddam Hussein are all smiling proudly.

      • Bunk X says:

        Complaints have been posted @twitter. Class Action lawsuit on 1st Amendment Rights violations against Charles Foster Johnson and Little Green Footballs is being considered.

      • Because the GOP is crazy nutso whackjob wingnuts except when they agree with me. says:

        But they let Chunky spam all day long with cut/pasted links to get people to go to his website in hopes that they’ll pay a fee to eschew popups? More and more I wonder about Twitter’s viability.

  15. swamprat says:

    It’s so sad that the master of Twitter Gulag has sunk so low that he now needs assistance from twitter support.
    So sad.

  16. swamprat says:

    Gee charles, this would have been so much easier if you hadn’t abused the block-and-report twitter function to support political agendas.

  17. stabby says:

    I remember donating to the IDF pizza fund… Though I’m not sure it was LGF that suggested it. “A Small Victory” comes to mind, remember Michele Catalano?

  18. Because the GOP is crazy nutso whackjob wingnuts except when they agree with me. says:

    Abbas, Obungle and Chunky Boo Hoo and his LGF sycophants all back Hamas’ holy war. It’s part of the Progturd new world order devoid of logic, rule of law, justice and human rights. You can’t oppress a peoples with truth and reason running amok.


  19. Because screw my kids says:

    Because Progturd logic says I should be worried about the human detritus of the dysfunctional and corrupt third world to the detriment of my own kids.


    Chunk’s all about this because he sits like a fat frog on his couch drinking in and regurgitating Progturd lies and anti-logic. This influx is no Ellis Island. These people have no skills or education. And many of them are sick. What’s worse they’re being encouraged to take a shit on American culture and continue embracing a third world, crime ridden, handout-based mind set. All we’re doing is inviting in yet another “dole” sub-society of America haters. We already have people here with 5 kids and a job at McDonalds. We really want to bring in more? Progturd Chunky Boo Hoo says yes and you’re a racist if you disagree.

  20. Because screw my kids says:

    Wasn’t Chunky bemoaning Buchanan being on AMESSNBC because he be Teh Racist?

    Except Buchanan is a scholar and an intellectual and a valid political analyst. And Chunky Boo Hoo is an internet hyperventilating lightweight with no creds whatsoever and a has-been blog that hates and denounces it’s own self.


    Chunk, if you had an IQ higher than luke warm you wouldn’t have been confused for eight years. If the Boiler Room crew put their minds to it I bet they could find a post of you fellating Buchanan and loving his every utterance. I think your Progturd friends need to see that.

  21. Because screw my kids says:

    LOL! I was going to bash this but looking at the content and considering my own household I can’t disagree with it. Women are smart and we men are schtupid in many ways. As they say here in NOLA Geaux Wimminz!! Sometimes I like Moochelle and I like her hutzpah and her cute face and her big butt!


    • Octopus says:

      From watching the show “Naked And Afraid” I learned that most of the women have better endurance than the men, and hold their own in all the survivalist skills. Also, they look better naked. Even on the verge of death.

    • Arachne says:

      I did find myself in “agreeance” with Mooch once, though, and that was her absolute disgust at her 52 going on 12 husband’s antics during the service for Nelson Mandela. The expression of revulsion on her face – PERFECT. She should have left Justin Beiber at home.

      • Octopus says:

        Well, everyone is disgusted with her hubby’s performance on every front. It’s just dawning on her, that she’s married to Chance the Gardener.

        I’m not a fan of hers, for several reasons, none of which have to do with her figure or fashion-sense. I do have a little bit of sympathy for her — she must have had sky-high hopes for this historic presidency, and it’s pretty much a huge pile of fail.

        And it’s not her fault that so many kids are fat, and her program to help people like Our Chunky has failed so miserably. Just too many Cheetos and video games to conquer, between bong-hits and pizza runs.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        i wish she had taken up something er

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Goblins, I swear,

        I wish she had taken up shootings in Chicago, or black single motherhood as her causes, but alas, no.

  22. Juan Epstein says:

    It absolutely does not astound me that anyone who calls themselves a liberal or progressive would support Hamas and it’s right wing Nazi agenda.

  23. Because you says:

    • Arachne says:

      Um, garage boy. We have jobs. We have salaries.
      We read your timeline for the same reason we rubberneck at traffic accidents.

      It’s ironic that you and Fatass obsess about Glenn Greenwald so much. Or Pam Geller. Both of whom have productive careers albeit in divergent scope. You? Live in a garage and think a chicken pot pie is gourmet cuisine.

      And I have to ask – is your asshole jealous of this shit that pours out of your twitter account?

    • Octopus says:

      That’s “Viciously Insane Psychopath” to you, Garage Boy. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I thought they never read us here. O_o

      • Octopus says:

        I know…”disconnect.” It’s so perplexing!

      • Arachne says:

        And frankly, as I was saying on C2 yesterday when DoD was briefly brought up — I seriously resent being called a psychopath. I’d much rather be a borderline personality with paranoid tendencies – that at least gets you sympathy, disability and nifty drugs. Psychopath? Pft. Gets you restraining orders and jail time.

    • doppel milyo says:

      Goos I can scan your timeline in about 30 seconds. your entire day’s tweeting in the time it takes you to raid the garbage can looking for a snack.

      see, you spend 18 hours a day farting around. I might spend an hour. the rest of the time , ……well you wouldn’t understand if I told you

    • Because screw my kids says:

      Psychopath? Might want to look that big word up Guz. And I don’t read your drivel daily. Daedalus put up a feed so we long ago confirmed you’re tweeting on average about once evrery 9 minutes of your non-life. The only time we do look at the content of your Tweets is when we’re so bored we’ll pick one out for special mockery for our own amusement. Which is probably the biggest response you ever get.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      You mock them, we mock you. Seems fair enough.

  24. Octopus says:

    Religion O’ Peace loves them some genocide!

    • KGB says:

      The men in that room don’t need to heed this women until she drapes herself in a black tent with peep holes. What is she thinking??

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I’m surprised to see women without head scarves in that assembly.

      Chuck and ISIS have a few things in common. They both can’t stand anybody who thinks differently than they do and want them all banished.

  25. fattest man in boston says:

    Does the lizardking know that one of his sycophants holds these views?

    • Because oh, dear says:

      “On domestic politics: Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? The Democrats have gone off the reservation. The few sane Democrats are considered outcasts and people are lining up to give ’em the shove off. “

      • fattest man in boston says:

        I’m not sure this sort of racistnazihatespeech would be countenanced by all the groovy hepcatz over there.

      • Arachne says:

        Whose blog is this?

      • fattest man in boston says:

        That’d be the great and powerful la’hawk

      • OLT's Mission Accomplished! says:

        The foreign policy ain’t going too well, either.

        Dumb old stupid evil BOOOOOOOSH! had “his” two wars. Result: No Islamist state, al Qaeda in disarray and rather quiet. Buncha bad actors being maltreated in Gitmo.

        The Smartest President EVAH ended those bad wars, and now we have a very successful Islamist state that scares the shit out of al Qaeda, and a few less bad actors being maltreated in Gitmo.

      • doppel milyo says:

        Harcort Icarus Mud

    • trebob says:

      Oh, 2005 was SO long ago. How could someone possibly maintain the same views over 10 years? Lawhawk has evolved.

      • Arachne says:

        I thought that might be lawhawk but I thought he actually had gotten a different blog later on – one that was clean and neat and free of all references to the time when he was still presented to the world as a rational human being capable of cogent and independent thought.

        As opposed to now…..”Charles is right. I am right. Obdicutt and Gus are right. Except, uh, no,.,.NO! We’re left! But we’re right! And left!”

        (Cue confused Star Trek androids and William Tell Overture playing the in background)

      • Because says:

        Maybe I’m thinking of something else, but I vaguely recall a blog with a name like that for a while that had about a half dozen ex-lizards, including Bubble Girl. Maybe there are multiple versions floating around the ninnernet.

      • Pakimon says:

        Confused androids coming right up! We’re fresh out of William Tell Overture but you can have fries with that instead if you’d like! 😀

      • fattest man in boston says:

        He linked to some photos on his blog from the swamp just yesterday, and I was surprised to see the 2005 profile up there. He might want to change that before he loses cred with the big boss or the other sycophants. But since none of them visit this page, his secret is probably safe for now…

      • Because says:

        Or not. Maybe somebody needs to get a screencap stat.

      • Arachne says:

        Hee. The Overture was playing on my Sound-Deck when I as typing my response and all I could think of was “oh perfect…”

        And thank you. That is, without doubt, my FAVORITE Star Trek episode. Even better than the Tribbles.

  26. swamprat says:

    Charles is now parsing the difference between “Israel criticism” and antisemitism.

    Now that’s separating the pepper from the flyspecks.

    If you believe that, you could believe a turd could be picked up by the clean end.

  27. swamprat says:

    Does pandering to a bunch of progressive Anti- Israel ideologues make a person a anti- Semite?

    Asking for a friend.

    • Because proggy manual, page 277 says:

      Arabs are Semites, so Hamas can’t be antisemitic.

      I am so smart.
      I am so smart.

  28. Octopus says:


    Cat gets it right at the same frequency as Chunky gets it wrong. Uncanny.

  29. trebob says:

    And for Arachne since Paki can’t cut the mustard.

    • Pakimon says:

      I can’t cut the mustard but I can cut the cheese. *rimshot 😀

      This facepalm moment was brought to you by Cheetos… They’re the cheesiest!

  30. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs
    Obama is authorizing limited airstrikes against ISIS. But… “I will not allow the US to be dragged into fighting another war in Iraq.”

    Another war? Didn’t we win that first one? Wow, who could have seen this coming?

  31. Minnow says:

    The only vicious smears that Barry gets are in his underwear…. assuming he wears some. If not, they be REALLY vicious.

    Heh-heh Barry…. the vicious surf’s up again Girly Bro’….

    (Vicious, they hit me with a flower…….)

  32. swamprat says:

    Obama is worried about being dragged into another war in Iraq; And after all the trouble he went to getting out of that other one.
    You know, the man just can’t catch a break.

    • Minnow says:

      The man is consciously, or unconsciously, a complete and total fuck-up….. on every level….

      Much like a washed up, half-witted guitar player that (for some reason) comes to mind.

  33. Octopus says:

    Penis penis penis LOL!

  34. Octopus says:

    You don’t think Dear Fatass is going to switch his fickle affections from Greenwald to Gateway Pundit, do you? That would be a landmark parting of the ways, for sure.

  35. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 4m

    Right wing moron Jim Hoft is so concerned about the Yazidi people that he forgot and called them “Zahidis” http://lgf.bz/1mrch9o
    Zahedi or Zahidi may refer to:

    The descendants of Sheikh Zahed Gilani (1216–1301)

  36. swamprat says:

    Holt conflated two middle eastern cults, so he’s a moron.
    Johnson mistook a menu board for a computer and he’s a genius.
    C’est la vie.